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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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Let them eat corn. 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

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It’s an older code, sir.  But it checks out. 

17 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Let them eat corn. 

Let them eat dirt.

15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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Governor Pillen, why do you say you feel trapped in a man’s body?

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Let them eat corn. 

Let them eat bugs

Maybe Trump thinks that he will unite the GOP rurals and the urban Democrats when the rurals have to go into town to access the bread and soup lines…

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15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If the election was held today, do you think Trump or Harris would win?

 

 Or whogivesashit.gif?

Trump. Because we are a collectively horrible nation. 

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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First red state to say they need help.

Probably because most of the red states are already getting help.

25 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If the election was held today, do you think Trump or Harris would win?

 

 Or whogivesashit.gif?

Trump. Becaise by golly we can’t give all this power that the scotus has given potus to a democrat!  They’d use it improperly!

Trump because Women are clearly too emotional to be in charge. /s

59 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If the election was held today, do you think Trump or Harris would win?

Trump in an “OU 77, aggy 0” type beatdown.

19 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

You get a Mercedes factory by shakin your ass like a little ho and giving Mercedes all kinds of free shit. And it works.  

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If the election was held today, do you think Trump or Harris would win?

Today without the knowledge of Trump's policies of the first 5 months in office?  Trump.

Today with the knowledge of Trump's policies of the first 5 months in office?  Trump.  Because our voting public is 50% stupid.

Sir, why didn't you vote in the last election?

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Do you think Trump policies are harming America?

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

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Hell of a playcall and perfect execution of it. 

Thom Tillis is being forced to retire because of Trump’s BBB and his recognition that voting for it would cost him re-election. But at least he did his job and confirmed Pete Hegseth to show loyalty.

Only kind of leopards because he will go home and be comfortable and not personally hurt by all the awful things he enabled.  It is humiliating though and that’s something.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5375837-tillis-reelection-senate-north-carolina/

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10 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Why don't they just pull themselves up by the bootstraps? 

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

He's no Mel, that's for sure

Or Pam. 

2 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

He's no Mel, that's for sure

 

13 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Somebody should tell Nebraska that there’s such a thing as “good” broke.

On 6/7/2025 at 9:59 AM, Chopper said:

Private Equity firms are a scourge and fuck 'em to hell

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Grrrrr... I'm a bit behind and there is information in this that will potentially have a tangential effect on me because greedy bastards voted trump 'for the economy'.

I'm gonna need to go find some leopard owners and kick them in the balls.

13 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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“Hey Poor Pillen, it’ll be fine. Be been bankrupt more than a couple times.”-Trump

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13 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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41 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Trump and the simp GQP is gonna kill rurals AND olds, and old rurals?

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On 6/29/2025 at 1:57 PM, Underdog said:

Hell of a playcall and perfect execution of it. 

Worthy of remembering. 

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49% of people on Medicaid voted for Donald Trump. 49%. And for anybody wanting to blame Democrats for this shift, I urge you to to get the fuck outta here. Put the blame where it belongs - on the stupid sons a bitches who bought into Trump’s racist appeals and voted against their own self interests once again. 

I'm ok with this little shit throwing fest that dotard and leon are having. 

45 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm ok with this little shit throwing fest that dotard and leon are having. 

It's a lot like watching aggy and Arkansas play each other 

17 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

It's a lot like watching aggy and Arkansas play each other 

With the sliver of hope that a meteor will hit the stadium.

5 hours ago, PhillyD said:

It's a lot like watching aggy and Arkansas play each other 

The stands are full of people with the same last name and each of them brought Uncle Dad to the game.

15 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The stands are full of people with the same last name and each of them brought Uncle Dad to the game.

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I guess killing off all the sick people is what they meant by Making America Healthy Again

very, very satisfying fafo. trump destroys everything ....

 

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

very, very satisfying fafo. trump destroys everything ....

 

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I remember when the DOJ was going to prosecute to the fullest extent possible anyone who vandalized a Tesla or Tesla location.  Even invoking domestic terrorism.

Now, I'm pretty sure that Trump himself will encourage MAGA to go firebomb the buildings, with full pardons if needed.

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I remember when the DOJ was going to prosecute to the fullest extent possible anyone who vandalized a Tesla or Tesla location.  Even invoking domestic terrorism.

Now, I'm pretty sure that Trump himself will encourage MAGA to go firebomb the buildings, with full pardons if needed.

 

 

The swelled ranks of Proud Boys will set fire to them and roll them into the police barricades to seize the Capitol. Fine people. 

 

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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maybe I’m losing my vision as well because I don’t see the problem here, suzi. 

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5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Hello darkness my old friend.

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