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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#11201

I’m done having empathy for my fellow T1Ds. Die the slow uncomfortable rotting fruit death of hypoglycemia, you stupid motherfuckers.

Insulin for me. None for thee.

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#11202
14 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I’m done having empathy for my fellow T1Ds. Die the slow uncomfortable rotting fruit death of hypoglycemia, you stupid motherfuckers.

Insulin for me. None for thee.

I think you mean hyperglycemia, unless you’re sharing too much of your precious insulin w the rubes…

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#11203

They’re stabbing you in the front, after telling you that they will stab you in the front if you hand them the knife.  So, you handed them the knife. 

#11204
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’re stabbing you in the front, after telling you that they will stab you in the front if you hand them the knife.  So, you handed them the knife. 

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#11205
How it started: How it’s going:

 

#11208
4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think you mean hyperglycemia, unless you’re sharing too much of your precious insulin w the rubes…

Yeah. My anger at her stupidity got my wires crossed.

#11210

maybe Irma will get lucky and she and her sick and disabled family members will just get deported! 🤞

#11211

I'll keep this comment out of the DT "Thread of the Rains," but I have a feeling lots of red voters in those hill country counties are gonna realize that Trump's FEMA and federal government assistance in general for the recovery effort will be suboptimal.

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Trump has convened a council to review and recommend “improvements or structural changes” to FEMA, and suggested the agency might “go away.” He has also said states would best take care of disasters on their own, with the federal government reimbursing some of the costs. 

Under Trump, FEMA has denied federal assistance to Arkansas, West Virginia and Washington state, and refused North Carolina’s request for extended relief funding following Hurricane Helene, according to Stateline.

I guess Abbott will have to bust out the checkbook.

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#11212
15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'll keep this comment out of the DT "Thread of the Rains," but I have a feeling lots of red voters in those hill country counties are gonna realize that Trump's FEMA and federal government assistance in general for the recovery effort will be suboptimal.

I guess Abbott will have to bust out the checkbook.

And Florida wants to pay for their new detention camp with, guess what? FEMA funds. 

#11213
37 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'll keep this comment out of the DT "Thread of the Rains," but I have a feeling lots of red voters in those hill country counties are gonna realize that Trump's FEMA and federal government assistance in general for the recovery effort will be suboptimal.

I guess Abbott will have to bust out the checkbook.

We have a literal rainy day fund. Wonder if it will get used

#11214
Just now, Sawbonz said:

We have a literal rainy day fund. Wonder if it will get used

Its apparently sitting around $30B, but hopefully that's not already earmarked for something sensible like BTC or TRUMP crypto purchases. 

#11215
28 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Its apparently sitting around $30B, but hopefully that's not already earmarked for something sensible like BTC or TRUMP crypto purchases. 

For a sense of scale, the costs of the Blanco River flood were estimated at ~ $3B.  Somehow I feel Abbott won't do enough, regardless.  Call it intuition.

#11217
1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

We have a literal rainy day fund. Wonder if it will get used

Psssh that’s for border security when Dems are in charge only!

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#11218
A large number of towns in the south are functional only because of Medicaid. It funds health systems, fire departments, stores, etc. 
Oh well. Fuck ‘em. 

Rural America can’t die fast enough. I have no interest in continuing to fund their failed culture and delusional politics. Fuck them. They think they’re capitalists? Cool, let the free market sort it out.
#11219
18 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I can't celebrate people like Irma suffering. These are the same sad, hopeless people that preachers take advantage of. But this advisor to Kevin Stitt? That's the good stuff. 

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#11220
6 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Rural America can’t die fast enough. I have no interest in continuing to fund their failed culture and delusional politics. Fuck them. They think they’re capitalists? Cool, let the free market sort it out.

The GOP has been trying to starve rural Texas to death for 30 years. As far as I can tell the people there want it to die. 

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#11221
You can't make it up MAGA Congressman Derrick Van Orden-a huge supporter of the Big Ugly Bill Who published this repugnant post cheering the fact that the law would gut Medicaid and SNAP Is now BEGGING the Democratic governor of his state To save the very hospitals that he just voted to close [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#11222
3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'll keep this comment out of the DT "Thread of the Rains," but I have a feeling lots of red voters in those hill country counties are gonna realize that Trump's FEMA and federal government assistance in general for the recovery effort will be suboptimal.

I guess Abbott will have to bust out the checkbook.

They will absolutely not realize that. They will 100% blame Biden.

#11223
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

For a sense of scale, the costs of the Blanco River flood were estimated at ~ $3B.  Somehow I feel Abbott won't do enough, regardless.  Call it intuition.

Lucky for us, Dan Patrick is currently "Acting Governor".  He's probably more useless than Abbott.

#11224
44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lucky for us, Dan Patrick is currently "Acting Governor".  He's probably more useless than Abbott.

What happened to Abbott?

#11227
3 hours ago, Tuco said:


Rural America can’t die fast enough. I have no interest in continuing to fund their failed culture and delusional politics. Fuck them. They think they’re capitalists? Cool, let the free market sort it out.

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#11231
1 hour ago, pacman said:

This may not be a popular opinion here but I actually agree with this arrest regardless of her and her husband’s political views. She’s not fleeing oppression, violence, or even poverty. She’s a scofflaw and cut the line more than once. She should have been gone long ago yet has been here 26 years. 
 

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

She is a felon. She should be in jail instead of being deported. 

maybe again an unpopular opinion but I’d prefer to deport criminals other than rapists and murderers rather than use taxpayer funds to feed clothe and shelter them

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#11232

I think most of us agree.  And we're making fun of an administration that does just that.  They supported this guy very much against their own interests.

#11233
57 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

maybe again an unpopular opinion but I’d prefer to deport criminals other than rapists and murderers rather than use taxpayer funds to feed clothe and shelter them

You sound like a soft-on-crime liberal socialist.

#11235
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

This may not be a popular opinion here but I actually agree with this arrest regardless of her and her husband’s political views. She’s not fleeing oppression, violence, or even poverty. She’s a scofflaw and cut the line more than once. She should have been gone long ago yet has been here 26 years. 
 

maybe again an unpopular opinion but I’d prefer to deport criminals other than rapists and murderers rather than use taxpayer funds to feed clothe and shelter them

Gators & pythons gots to eat too. 

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#11236

mr bill snl GIF

Joe Rogan's Trump endorsement is unraveling. He's furious over ICE raids targeting gardeners and students. He's asking if we're sliding into fascism. https://gizmodo.com/joe-rogan-feels-trump-betrayed-him-on-immigration-2000624426

 

#11238
49 minutes ago, Chopper said:

mr bill snl GIF

Joe Rogan's Trump endorsement is unraveling. He's furious over ICE raids targeting gardeners and students. He's asking if we're sliding into fascism. https://gizmodo.com/joe-rogan-feels-trump-betrayed-him-on-immigration-2000624426

 

Rogan is the perfect embodiment of America. We are just so god damn dumb. 

#11239
34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Love this:

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That’s from 2020 also. Now his dumbshit brain has one of the biggest audiences in the country. 

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#11240
4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Texas is in the finding out stage. Hurricane season will see more states that voted for Trump fully entering into that stage as well.

I hope the good people of Kerr and Guadalupe counties can pull up their boot straps and rebuild without any federal assistance. They voted for it.  

#11241
7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I hope the good people of Kerr and Guadalupe counties can pull up their boot straps and rebuild without any federal assistance. They voted for it.  

That would be socialism like Venezuela where they're eating rats!

#11242
On 7/4/2025 at 12:30 PM, Blotto said:

I'll keep this comment out of the DT "Thread of the Rains," but I have a feeling lots of red voters in those hill country counties are gonna realize that Trump's FEMA and federal government assistance in general for the recovery effort will be suboptimal.

I guess Abbott will have to bust out the checkbook.

 

https://www.texasobserver.org/trump-texas-doge-cuts-disaster-aid/

I know some will write the commentary off because its in a liberal rag, but somewhat crazy that the dude publishes the article just hours before central Texas gets turbo-fucked by a scenario that is getting more and more common. And the rubes want to keep licking trump/abbot's balls. 

#11243
14 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I hope the good people of Kerr and Guadalupe counties can pull up their boot straps and rebuild without any federal assistance. They voted for it.  

The state will just take the money they need from AISD.

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#11244
Here's the thing about "it's funny to piss off the liberals, sweet liberal tears" reasoning that so many of these fuckers employed.
WHY does this shitbaggery "piss off liberals?"
It's NOT because liberals are pissed about losing things for THEMSELVES.  It is LITERALLY because "liberals" are concerned about how these policies affect everyone, INCLUDING "MAGA Lady Suzanne."  I don't fucking depend on Medicaid, I almost certainly never will.  Medicaid evaporating doesn't directly affect me personally, not in the slightest.  But....it would hurt millions of my neighbors and countrymen, and I don't want that to happen to them.
So, the idiocy of MAGA choosing a path of "I like to piss off group X, which cares about other people, by voting for policies that will hurt 'other people'" is so perfectly stupid, and the absolute bullseye capture of our times.

Simple. They think we are as selfish as they are. They also have been conditioned to think that liberals and democratic party dominated states are net leaches on their backs. They cannot possibly imagine that they are the parasites living off us.
#11245
It’s more that I live in rural America and the people around me that I’m talking about, none of them are involved in a work context like you describe.  They are rural, blue collar types, and they are as happy as a maggot in a warm pile of bullshit.

Some blue collar folks I know who most would describe as white trash, are upset over the deportations. They know Mexican immigrants work their asses off, they work with them. They don’t understand why he is doing this.
#11246
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

mr bill snl GIF

Joe Rogan's Trump endorsement is unraveling. He's furious over ICE raids targeting gardeners and students. He's asking if we're sliding into fascism. https://gizmodo.com/joe-rogan-feels-trump-betrayed-him-on-immigration-2000624426

 

Fuck that mouthbreathing cunt

#11247
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Love this:

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I believe I posted the hartman snl clip in some thread somewhere but it’s, once again, appropriate here.

 


 

#11248
On 7/2/2025 at 7:40 AM, tx ind said:

I guess killing off all the sick people is what they meant by Making America Healthy Again

if they're dead they can't vote against you

#11249
On 7/4/2025 at 12:45 PM, jimmyjazz said:

For a sense of scale, the costs of the Blanco River flood were estimated at ~ $3B.  Somehow I feel Abbott won't do enough, regardless.  Call it intuition.

He'll send the Texas Guard and ask people to donate and pray. He's a pious man. A caring man. A shitstain of a man.

#11250
35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He'll send the Texas Guard and ask people to donate and pray. He's a pious man. A caring man. A shitstain of a man.

Let us prey /abbott

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