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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And you said…

I said ACTUALLY Obamacare was the nickname for the ACA and the money that’s been going to offset your premiums may be taken away by this new spending bill (which came to pass). He was genuinely shocked. It’s ridiculous what rightwing media has done to the people of our country.
 

I also said something about Texas’ refusing billions of dollars in matching funds for Medicaid, which would make healthcare even cheaper for Texans. Of course he had no idea about that either. I’ve pretty much started telling all of my patients when any of this stuff comes up that our state government is giving away billions of dollars every year to the federal government that could come back to us, but we are letting it be spent elsewhere. Hopefully a few take it to heart.

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At this point I refuse to believe Murkowski is stupid or being deceived.  How many times can one get “fucked over” and still go along with the plan.  She is just trying to have her cake and eat it too.  She wants these cuts just as much as the rest of the GOP, she just doesn’t want the blame for voting for them.  She is a evil cunt.

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17 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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This one is so good on so many levels.

 

https://www.fayettecountyrecord.com/news/trump-burger-chain-embroiled-lawsuits

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One of the people behind the Trump Burger restaurants in Flatonia and Kemah might get his green card revoked, according to documents obtained by the Record this week.

 

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Roland Beainy, who reportedly grew up in Lebanon and moved to the United States in 2019, alleges in a lawsuit that he owns 50 percent of the business Trump Burger LLC. Beainy filed the suit in Fayette County on April 16 against Iyad Abuelhawa, also known as Eddie Hawa. Hawa started the original Trump Burger restaurant in Bellville.

 

So, it's a lawsuit between two people who had Trump Burger restaurants.   One of them may get his green card revoked.  And then:

 

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Patterson has since leased the Kemah property to another tenant, who has renamed it “MAGA Burger.”

That’s probably a good idea, because lawyers for President Trump’s private business, the Trump Organization, sent Trump Burger of Bellville a cease and desist letter on Feb. 3.

The letter stated “... we were surprised to learn that you have been flagrantly infringing upon the Trump Organization’s valuable and well-established intellectual property right by operating at least three restaurants under the Trump name and brand.”

 

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The letter included a reference to the Trump Burger location in Flatonia.

“... this use risks misleading the public into falsely believing that your business is affiliated with the Trump Organization or endorsed by our clients,” the letter went on to say.

The letter demanded that the business stop using the Trump name, brand and trademarks and to remove all references to the Trump name in all websites, social media, marketing and communication materials. It also demanded a “full accounting of all revenues generated directly or indirectly from your unlawful use of the Trump name, brand or trademark.”

The letter concluded by saying the Trump organization would pursue legal action if no action was taken.

 

There's so much more at the link.

On 7/19/2025 at 5:18 PM, dcbc said:

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Apparently he died. 

 

On 7/19/2025 at 12:09 AM, Sawbonz said:

Literally had a patient tell me how grateful he was when the ACA plan came along to replace his Obamacare plan

Was this before or after you gave him a lobotomy?

17 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This one is so good on so many levels.

 

https://www.fayettecountyrecord.com/news/trump-burger-chain-embroiled-lawsuits

 

 

So, it's a lawsuit between two people who had Trump Burger restaurants.   One of them may get his green card revoked.  And then:

 

 

 

There's so much more at the link.

I've driven by the one in Bellville many times.  It's been open for several years.  I can't believe it took this long for the Trump people to notice and sue them.

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I've driven by the one in Bellville many times.  It's been open for several years.  I can't believe it took this long for the Trump people to notice and sue them.

…it’s in Bellville 

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They could just change the name to Nazi Burger with a swastika logo and they would t lose a single customer

On 7/19/2025 at 5:00 PM, Chopper said:

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cut off his head when killed in combat. 

That lady and those 3 girls are going to get raped repeatedly. If they haven't been already. Please send the next wave of stupid Texans to Russia, let's get rid of as many morons as we can. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Apparently he died. 

 

Already!? 

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Those poor fucking kids, man. And there's a million parents like them stateside so terrified of "woke indoctrination" and "trans [whatever the gripe of the day is]" while they unapologetically warp their kids' minds with their broken ass worldviews. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Those poor fucking kids, man. And there's a million parents like them stateside so terrified of "woke indoctrination" and "trans [whatever the gripe of the day is]" while they unapologetically warp their kids' minds with their broken ass worldviews. 

Yep.  Imagine this: you are white people in America.  And you think that you are so oppressed here that it's a better option to.....move to freaking Russia.  It's hard to imagine any thinking that's dumber than that, but I'll confess that I'm not an aggy.

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Comedically speaking, I do appreciate Putin's complete lack of give a fuck when it comes to Russia's perceived image.

You'd think American families moving to Russia to escape wokeism would be treated like royalty and propped up to highlight the evils of the West. 

Nah, get fucked, go be cannon fodder.

29 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Comedically speaking, I do appreciate Putin's complete lack of give a fuck when it comes to Russia's perceived image.

You'd think American families moving to Russia to escape wokeism would be treated like royalty and propped up to highlight the evils of the West. 

Nah, get fucked, go be cannon fodder.

Vivisection morality.

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Vivisection morality.

I thought that was just a fantastically accurate phrase.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I thought that was just a fantastically accurate phrase.

H/t Arthur Koestler.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkness_at_Noon

In retrospect, I realize that this was a part of my anti-Communist high school education.  However, not so "right" that it was actually very far off.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Comedically speaking, I do appreciate Putin's complete lack of give a fuck when it comes to Russia's perceived image.

You'd think American families moving to Russia to escape wokeism would be treated like royalty and propped up to highlight the evils of the West. 

Nah, get fucked, go be cannon fodder.

Putin is desperate. Even 6 months of no US support and he can't overrun Ukraine. He's weakened and in survival mode

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14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

H/t Arthur Koestler.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkness_at_Noon

In retrospect, I realize that this was a part of my anti-Communist high school education.  However, not so "right" that it was actually very far off.

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Rubashov resigns himself to the reality that people are not capable of self-governance nor even of steering a democratic government to their own benefit. He asserts this is true for a period of time following technological advancements—a period in which people as a group have yet to learn to adapt to and harness, or at least respond to the technological advancements in a way that actually benefits them. Until this period of adaptation runs its course, Rubashov comes to accept that a totalitarian government is perhaps not unjustified as people would only steer society to their own detriment anyway. Having reached this conclusion, Rubashov resigns himself to execution without defending himself against charges of treason.

Every jump of technical progress leaves the relative intellectual development of the masses a step behind, and thus causes a fall in the political-maturity thermometer. It takes sometimes tens of years, sometimes generations, for a people's level of understanding gradually to adapt itself to the changed state of affairs, until it has recovered the same capacity for self-government as it had already possessed at a lower stage of civilization. (Hardy translation)

And so every leap of technical progress brings with it a relative intellectual regression of the masses, a decline in their political maturity. At times it may take decades or even generations before the collective consciousness gradually catches up to the changed order and regains the capacity to govern itself that it had formerly possessed at a lower stage of civilization. (Boehm translation)

― Arthur Koestler, Darkness at Noon

 

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On 7/19/2025 at 7:36 AM, Horn Dog said:

At this point I refuse to believe Murkowski is stupid or being deceived.  How many times can one get “fucked over” and still go along with the plan.  She is just trying to have her cake and eat it too.  She wants these cuts just as much as the rest of the GOP, she just doesn’t want the blame for voting for them.  She is a evil cunt.

She wants to keep her job and is calculating what she needs to do in order to keep it.

16 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Those poor fucking kids, man. And there's a million parents like them stateside so terrified of "woke indoctrination" and "trans [whatever the gripe of the day is]" while they unapologetically warp their kids' minds with their broken ass worldviews. 

Zappa wrote about this phenomenon.

“All your children are poor unfortunate victims of lies you believe
A plague upon your ignorance that keeps the young from the truth they deserve”

 

 

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Zappa wrote about this phenomenon.

“All your children are poor unfortunate victims of lies you believe
A plague upon your ignorance that keeps the young from the truth they deserve”

 

 

“If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.”

 Frank Zappa

21 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

H/t Arthur Koestler.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkness_at_Noon

In retrospect, I realize that this was a part of my anti-Communist high school education.  However, not so "right" that it was actually very far off.

You read Darkness at Noon as a high school assignment? Impressive.

On 7/21/2025 at 12:32 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Imagine this: you are white people in America.  And you think that you are so oppressed here that it's a better option to.....move to freaking Russia.  It's hard to imagine any thinking that's dumber than that, but I'll confess that I'm not an aggy.

well someone up above mentioned they were a couple of drunks.  So moving to Russia totally fits.

I bet the widow is being courted by a bunch of dentally challenged guys in Adidas sweatpants looking to get their hands on that sweet, sweet potato sack windfall. 

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

There's a lot more variety of stuff to be drunk on in the US

 

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8 hours ago, Foosters said:

You read Darkness at Noon as a high school assignment? Impressive.

I had truly excellent English teachers in high school.  And I didn't take AP. But DaN was part of the curriculum.  I need to re-read it.

Ms. Fish, Mrs. Troutman, Mr. Smith (later a baseball coach), and Mrs. Glover.

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On 7/23/2025 at 3:04 AM, TwiceHorn said:

I had truly excellent English teachers in high school.  And I didn't take AP. But DaN was part of the curriculum.  I need to re-read it.

Ms. Fish, Mrs. Troutman, Mr. Smith (later a baseball coach), and Mrs. Glover.

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I hope the drone was dressed in drag

It really sucks for those kids. Their drunk mom and dipshit right-winger father have really set them up for hardship and trauma.

14 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Highland Park?

You should have known that, yes.

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1 minute ago, Nivek said:

It really sucks for those kids. Their drunk mom and dipshit right-winger father have really set them up for hardship and trauma.

But, hey, at least they escaped the liberal, woke hellscape of [checks notes] Texas.

16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

It really sucks for those kids. Their drunk mom and dipshit right-winger father have really set them up for hardship and trauma.

The wife says the reports of his death are not true.

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5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The wife says the reports of his death are not true.

Dang. And she's pretty credible. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Dang. And she's pretty credible. 

you say what you have to say when potato sack number one is exhausted and your three hungry daughters keep asking you for potato sack number two.

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

you say what you have to say when potato sack number one is exhausted and your three hungry daughters keep asking you for potato sack number two.

The only potatoes she cares about are the ones that make vodka.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The only potatoes she cares about are the ones that make vodka.

True.  I bet her new suitors are amazed at how healthy she is. “American woman has all teeth and belly not too distended.. Only three childs…..can have 6 or 7 more.”

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What's really sad is that when a leopard does eat someone's face in Curtis and they survive, they won't have a hospital to help them recover. 

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On 7/22/2025 at 7:57 PM, Jiggy-Z said:

Looks like he enlisted before he got drafted.

 

My read of it too.  I thought he said that he signed up to take advantage of the enlistment bonus and fast track to his whole family getting citizenship.  He listened to the recruiter's promises and fell hook line and sinker.

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