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2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Username.   But also:

 

 

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What does Kelly McGillis have to do with my still very active crush on Alicia Silverstone?

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What does Kelly McGillis have to do with my still very active crush on Alicia Silverstone?

Yeah…Alicia looks her age these days, and it’s a damn fine look. No Botox or major work, and she’d be one of your faves in the mom group in your hood.

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I think the first woman will be a Democratic Party member, but I don't think women will support women anytime soon.   

There’s a good chance that first woman President won’t be elected, at least initially. If Biden had been able to stave off the senior moments for a couple of years, we might have been on track for it. Or, if he had a major health event during his term.

There’s a good chance that first woman President won’t be elected, at least initially. If Biden had been able to stave off the senior moments for a couple of years, we might have been on track for it. Or, if he had a major health event during his term.

America is too backwards and retrograde to elect a woman within the next 50-100 years. Time we all acknowledge and accept that truth.
I truly have no idea how we managed to elect a black guy, but then…doing so broke us irreparably, so there’s that.
8 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Username.   But also:

 

 

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On 8/16/2025 at 10:51 AM, Brisketexan said:


America is too backwards and retrograde to elect a woman within the next 50-100 years. Time we all acknowledge and accept that truth.
I truly have no idea how we managed to elect a black guy, but then…doing so broke us irreparably, so there’s that.

This is exactly why I thought Kamala would lose.  Our nation decided that black men, who were considered inferior, lesser, quantified at the value of 3/5ths of a person, were given the right to vote and hold office 5 decades before women were.  5 fucking decades before someone thought to be nothing more than livestock could be allowed to vote.  

It is time for the Democratic Party to wake up to that fact.  HRC was probably the most qualified person outside of Biden to run for office in the past decade and she lost to a moron.   It wasn't just the propaganda and media, it was our bias against women holding power.  Too many women also hold this sentiment and would rather vote for a rapist, creep, pedophile than a reasonably competent woman.    It will take about 30-40 more years worth of funerals.

 

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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it's all in project 2025


the comments are as vile as you’d expect:

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theres ten more - go to the link for all.

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7 minutes ago, The Dog said:


the comments are as vile as you’d expect:

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theres ten more - go to the link for all.

Overt, aggressive, shameless racism is now a pillar of the Republican Party 

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My favorite part:

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I'm not sure how this country is supposed to ever be functional again with these people living in it.

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

it's all in project 2025

Yep. They told us exactly what they want to do. And people voted for it. Full steam ahead, I say. 

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My favorite part:

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I liked this one and the one from Replace Graham’26 that asks if she will help him “post with correct grammer”

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Remember two really important things:
1 - this is who we are. It’s right there, stop pretending it’s any different.
2 - it’s almost certainly who we always have been. TFG has just made it all ok to be that way in public again.

We don’t get past or over this anytime soon. It’s an evil, vile cancer that we’ve never come even close to excising.

And it is 100% who the GQP is. They are nothing, and have no identity left, without it. They deny it…at the same time they agree with it, welcome it, and embrace the support from those who actively practice it. There is no room in the party for those who are not overtly racist, or are welcoming to overt racists. The argument is over.

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16 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm not sure how this country is supposed to ever be functional again with these people living in it.

 

21 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm not sure how this country is supposed to ever be functional again with these people living in it.

Breaking news, they were always here.  The difference is stupidity and uncivilized behavior are now a virtue.  The stupid need to be reminded that they're stupid in the most brutal terms possible.

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That circled area clearly says United States, but Trump the infallible clearly said that they were meeting in Russia before the meeting and then said he was going back to the United States after the meeting, so I don’t think that account knows what they are talking about. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:


the comments are as vile as you’d expect:

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theres ten more - go to the link for all.

Really vile shit in the there. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah…Alicia looks her age these days, and it’s a damn fine look. No Botox or major work, and she’d be one of your faves in the mom group in your hood.

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I like the phrase, "beautiful at every age." Not all persons are.

The masturbation kings seem shocked, as they rub their wrinkly puds,  that people age. Go to the "I can't believe this is the same actor" thread. They seem to feel betrayed by nature's course.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:


the comments are as vile as you’d expect:

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theres ten more - go to the link for all.

Just tweak the Dem messaging and all this goes away. Just politic better!

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I like the phrase, "beautiful at every age." Not all persons are.

The masturbation kings seem shocked, as they rub their wrinkly puds,  that people age. Go to the "I can't believe this is the same actor" thread. They seem to feel betrayed by nature's course.

Still finna fap.

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Really vile shit in the there. 

And of course they don't know the vast majority of Ethopians are Christians.

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


America is too backwards and retrograde to elect a woman within the next 50-100 years. Time we all acknowledge and accept that truth.
I truly have no idea how we managed to elect a black guy, but then…doing so broke us irreparably, so there’s that.

I don’t care if a woman cures pancreatic cancer. If she runs she loses. It’s just the fucked up facts  

 

 

 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Breaking news, they were always here.  The difference is stupidity and uncivilized behavior are now a virtue.  The stupid need to be reminded that they're stupid in the most brutal terms possible.

Ha.  I used to get flack on HF and Surly for saying stupidity is not a virtue.   

I'd be curious to see if women voting against women outnumbers men voting for women. The vast majority of men I know would never vote for a woman. I have no clue how many of the women I know feel the same way.

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

omg is that why they think the earth is flat?

 

and why would the take that route ?? 

11 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I'd be curious to see if women voting against women outnumbers men voting for women. The vast majority of men I know would never vote for a woman. I have no clue how many of the women I know feel the same way.

Sounds like the vast majority of people you know are morons. 

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43 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Sounds like the vast majority of people you know are morons. 

I'm not sure I said otherwise. I grew up in Oklahoma.

10 hours ago, Tuco said:

There’s a good chance that first woman President won’t be elected, at least initially. If Biden had been able to stave off the senior moments for a couple of years, we might have been on track for it. Or, if he had a major health event during his term.

If Comey had kept his mouth shut then Hillary probably would’ve been our first female president. Or if he had also announced that there was an active investigation into coordination/cooperation between the Trump campaign and Russian intelligence. 

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If Comey had kept his mouth shut then Hillary probably would’ve been our first female president. Or if he had also announced that there was an active investigation into coordination/cooperation between the Trump campaign and Russian intelligence. 

Comey is one of the biggest villains in American history.

Look at what he did to Martha Stewart. The world’s first female billionaire. Seriously.

He hates powerful women and craves power.

His mother must have been a type A badass and he can’t live up to her perceived expectations. Just a guess.

Anyway, he’s king asshole that caused all this shit. I know most Americans are pieces of shit but Comey blew the door wide open for them to take over.
11 hours ago, Okie State said:

I'd be curious to see if women voting against women outnumbers men voting for women. The vast majority of men I know would never vote for a woman. I have no clue how many of the women I know feel the same way.

If she's attractive, plenty of men will vote for her.

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember two really important things:
1 - this is who we are. It’s right there, stop pretending it’s any different.
2 - it’s almost certainly who we always have been. TFG has just made it all ok to be that way in public again.

We don’t get past or over this anytime soon. It’s an evil, vile cancer that we’ve never come even close to excising.

And it is 100% who the GQP is. They are nothing, and have no identity left, without it. They deny it…at the same time they agree with it, welcome it, and embrace the support from those who actively practice it. There is no room in the party for those who are not overtly racist, or are welcoming to overt racists. The argument is over.

Yep. It was stomped out for years, when the racists didn't have enough validation to vocalize and act on their beliefs due to a monoculture that kept them in line. They were shamed into keeping quiet. Then the Internet/social media reignited their proud racism due to the ability for anyone and everyone to have a voice.

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This is the idiot they voted for to replace Liz Cheney:

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Wyoming Republican Representative Harriet Hageman has once again found herself facing an angry crowd while attempting to defend a Trump administration policy. 

The congresswoman tried to justify the government’s planned repeal of the Environmental Protection Agency’s landmark “endangerment finding” to a crowd of voters at a town hall event in the rural town of Pinedale, Wyoming.

The Endangerment Finding is a determination by the EPA that greenhouse gases in the atmosphere pose a threat to public health and welfare, requiring action to reduce emissions. It is based on extensive scientific evidence linking such gases to climate change.

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“The endangerment finding is absolutely based upon false science,” Hageman claimed. 

Her comments were met with a chorus of boos and heckles, with locals shouting, “No!” and others chanting, “Lie, lie!” as she attempted to press on. 

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“CO2 is not a pollutant,” Hageman shouted over the crowd. “As far as the validity and the science that was the foundation for that, they cooked the books.” 

Harriet Hageman, a Republican candidate from Wyoming, running for the U.S. House of Representatives in the 2022 U.S. midterm elections, appears in an undated handout photo provided October 11, 2022. Harriet Hageman/Handout via REUTERS    ATTENTION EDITORS - THIS IMAGE WAS PROVIDED BY A THIRD PARTY. Harriet Hageman in an undated handout photo provided Oct. 11, 2022. Harriet Hageman/Handout via Reuters 

“It was well attended with a spirited crowd and I welcome the opportunity to have meaningful discussion,” Hageman wrote in a statement posted to Facebook about the Pinedale town hall meeting. “As your representative, I am here to listen, answer the tough questions, and fight for Wyoming’s values in Washington.”

 
 

Video of the incident has yet to surface online. However, this is not Hageman’s first dressing down from a crowd. In videos posted to social media in March, Hageman can be seen trying to tell a crowd at a town hall in Laramie, Wyoming, that “DOGE is not dismantling Social Security.” The boos received in that video are so passionate that she struggles to be heard.

Rock formations in Medicine Bow-Routt National Forest near Cheyenne, Wyoming.

Wyoming overwhelmingly voted in favor of Donald Trump in the 2024 election, with the Republican candidate winning 72.3 percent of the vote. However, according to the local publication WyoFile, Sublette County—where the most recent town hall took place—has been struggling with poor air quality thanks to the region’s pioneering use of hydraulic fracturing and directional drilling in its natural gas fields. 

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According to University of Wyoming polling, 86 percent of Wyomingites now believe that climate change is real and want action taken—something the Trump administration’s hardline approach to repealing emission standards and expanding fossil fuel production directly clashes with. 

Hageman’s failure to read the room in her latest town hall suggests she and other Republicans may continue to have a hard time selling the administration’s policies to their constituents, whose interests they are supposed to represent

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According to University of Wyoming polling, 86 percent of Wyomingites now believe that climate change is real and want action taken—something the Trump administration’s hardline approach to repealing emission standards and expanding fossil fuel production directly clashes with.

Dumbasses.

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

According to University of Wyoming polling, 86 percent of Wyomingites now believe that climate change is real and want action taken

To be fair, 86% of Wyomingites is only like 37 people. 

Yup, typical Kansas wheat farm accent on that lady 

Wow, maybe "America First" means different things to different people. 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Time to lift yourself up by the bootstraps. Hit the streets, knock on doors, cold call, whatever you have to do to expand your customer base. Coffee is for closers and stuff.

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20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

The guy who said "I don't care about you. I just want your vote" didn't consider you at all? 

Are you sure?

Pretty sure you can make boot straps out of wheat. She’ll be fine.

Dammit, beat by a second lol.

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