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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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Voting for trump who wanted to cut off your client base...

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  • @troph’s wife here. Time for my inaugural post. 

  • Let’s start this week with a feel good story! How it started     How it’s going   Not going to offer prayers but here’s a thought, Rodney. Eat s

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"He didn't say he wanted to cut off our single client and cancel our contract! All he said was he wanted to get rid of our cheap labor force, make our product insanely expensive to ship outside the country, make the tools we use to produce our product we import from overseas insanely expensive, and make the domestic market for our product ridiculously cheap. Why wouldn't we vote for that???"

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You “happily” voted for him three times, including the first time when the government had to bail out farmers after he fucked everything up… just like he fucked it up again when you voted for him the third time.

It angers you that the Libs think they are so much smarter than you, and look down on you as stupid because you are from a rural area. Honey, it ain’t the rural, it’s the stupidity…

Basically the farmers have come to expect bailout/handouts every time they say they need them because “we are feeding you!!” and he reminded them that they were feeding much more than fellow Americans and the government was always their biggest customer, which means us.  
 

many of us understood and were cool with that arrangement, but let’s quit pretending that all the farm acreage in this country is necessary to feed Americans and using that as a reason for bailouts. 

quit pretending? our entire political landscape is built on pretend and make-believe. migrant caravans. death panels. socialism/marxism/communism. hell even locally, Jade Helm. if we're gonna stop pretending then we've got a lot (more) work to do

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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If those Kansas farmers need another bailout I will start the fund for their wives/daughters to do a “donkey show”at the next surly tailgate.  I mean its for a good cause and all.

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15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If those Kansas farmers need another bailout I will start the fund for their wives/daughters to do a “donkey show”at the next surly tailgate.  I mean its for a good cause and all.

 

 

On 8/16/2025 at 10:51 AM, David Dennison said:

And of course they don't know the vast majority of Ethopians are Christians.

Of course they don't. They also wouldn't realize that was one of the first groups of people to officially take on Christianity as their religion. They also believe in religious freedom so that's not gonna mesh well with the Pedo Party.

On 8/16/2025 at 3:51 PM, David Dennison said:

And of course they don't know the vast majority of Ethopians are Christians.

 

BLACK christians !!!

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

BLACK christians !!!

 

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5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

If those Kansas farmers need another bailout I will start the fund for their wives/daughters to do a “donkey show”at the next surly tailgate.  I mean its for a good cause and all.

Make sure you specify the daughters have to be 18+  

Don't want a ton of republican politicians showing up to watch

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Make sure you specify the daughters have to be 18+  

Don't want a ton of republican politicians showing up to watch

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22 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Time to lift yourself up by the bootstraps. Hit the streets, knock on doors, cold call, whatever you have to do to expand your customer base. Coffee is for closers and stuff.

Or they could move to a farmer friendly country like Russia.  You could become one of their “serfs” - which I think in Russian history means “Land Baron”.

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how it started

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “Donald Trump, I hate to say this BUT wtf did you do to the economy!? I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “Donald Trump, I hate to say this BUT wtf did you do to the economy!? I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

 

How its going:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “Donald Trump, I hate to say this BUT wtf did you do to the economy!? I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

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oh that's a good one

 

fuck you cunt. 

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Dear Gray, may I interest you in a pair of bootstraps?

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

how it started

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “Donald Trump, I hate to say this BUT wtf did you do to the economy!? I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “Donald Trump, I hate to say this BUT wtf did you do to the economy!? I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

 

How its going:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “Donald Trump, I hate to say this BUT wtf did you do to the economy!? I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

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Hey bitch, there's enough sick fucks in this country. Get out on only fans and start filming mature gangbang videos. Or get out on the streets and turn some tricks. Trump won't help you. Kamala would have, but now you're on your own like the rest of us non billionaires. 

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i have to admit, the first couple of months of these examples were fun to read but we all knew they probably weren't true, some were just too perfectly framed.

now? we get actual receipts lol. the consequences are becoming undeniable and unavoidable. these people are getting exactly what they wanted and i just love that for them! 😊

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I just went to the grocery store and it was stupid expensive. Every item I scanned made me laugh knowing that people are gonna starve. Eat shit, maga and you morons that didn’t bother to vote. You deserve this

In this case, maybe we actually shouldn’t be paying these communities to continue to exist. Let them die off- ghost towns happen when circumstances change. 
 

county population is 70,000. It has crater lake NP.  Whatever tourism pays for, there’s your tax base. Why do you need 4 million federal dollars a year?  How many deputies do you need for 70,000 people?  
 

but maybe they could use a visit from some federalized national guardsmen…

Klamath Falls posts 25.8 crimes per 1,000, but its 5.2 violent-crime rate ranks third-highest statewide. Property crime is 20.6; car theft odds are 1 in 296

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They don’t need cops. I have it on good authority nobody would try that in a small town

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

I just went to the grocery store and it was stupid expensive. Every item I scanned made me laugh knowing that people are gonna starve. Eat shit, maga and you morons that didn’t bother to vote. You deserve this

 

my body was at costco used to be $9.99 on sale, now $14.99 

coffee, $29.99, now $33.99 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

my body was at costco used to be $9.99 on sale, now $14.99 

coffee, $29.99, now $33.99 

You sold your body at CostCo?  Kinky.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You sold your body at CostCo?  Kinky.

 

*wash 😁

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

*wash 😁

Yup, that'll justify the increased cost. 

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You want a toe I’ll get you a toe. 

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12 hours ago, GenXer said:

I just went to the grocery store and it was stupid expensive. Every item I scanned made me laugh knowing that people are gonna starve. Eat shit, maga and you morons that didn’t bother to vote. You deserve this

 

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On 8/17/2025 at 9:54 AM, The Dog said:

This is the idiot they voted for to replace Liz Cheney:

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Wyoming Republican Representative Harriet Hageman has once again found herself facing an angry crowd while attempting to defend a Trump administration policy. 

The congresswoman tried to justify the government’s planned repeal of the Environmental Protection Agency’s landmark “endangerment finding” to a crowd of voters at a town hall event in the rural town of Pinedale, Wyoming.

The Endangerment Finding is a determination by the EPA that greenhouse gases in the atmosphere pose a threat to public health and welfare, requiring action to reduce emissions. It is based on extensive scientific evidence linking such gases to climate change.

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“The endangerment finding is absolutely based upon false science,” Hageman claimed. 

Her comments were met with a chorus of boos and heckles, with locals shouting, “No!” and others chanting, “Lie, lie!” as she attempted to press on. 

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“CO2 is not a pollutant,” Hageman shouted over the crowd. “As far as the validity and the science that was the foundation for that, they cooked the books.” 

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“It was well attended with a spirited crowd and I welcome the opportunity to have meaningful discussion,” Hageman wrote in a statement posted to Facebook about the Pinedale town hall meeting. “As your representative, I am here to listen, answer the tough questions, and fight for Wyoming’s values in Washington.”

 
 

Video of the incident has yet to surface online. However, this is not Hageman’s first dressing down from a crowd. In videos posted to social media in March, Hageman can be seen trying to tell a crowd at a town hall in Laramie, Wyoming, that “DOGE is not dismantling Social Security.” The boos received in that video are so passionate that she struggles to be heard.

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Wyoming overwhelmingly voted in favor of Donald Trump in the 2024 election, with the Republican candidate winning 72.3 percent of the vote. However, according to the local publication WyoFile, Sublette County—where the most recent town hall took place—has been struggling with poor air quality thanks to the region’s pioneering use of hydraulic fracturing and directional drilling in its natural gas fields. 

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According to University of Wyoming polling, 86 percent of Wyomingites now believe that climate change is real and want action taken—something the Trump administration’s hardline approach to repealing emission standards and expanding fossil fuel production directly clashes with. 

Hageman’s failure to read the room in her latest town hall suggests she and other Republicans may continue to have a hard time selling the administration’s policies to their constituents, whose interests they are supposed to represent

Dumbasses.

Next to Roger Stone, she looks the most like a cartoon villain.

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You should just rollover and take it, like a defenseless teenage girl who has been drugged out of her mind.

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Fuck this Putin crotch licker. 

 

Trump would have backed King George in the Revolution - it’s insane to me how anyone sees him as anything other than a pussy

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Trump would have taken a land grant and title from King George

Fucking Ukraine, starting wars with countries like Russia.

38 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Trump would have taken a land grant and title from King George

Trump would have literally blown the guy.

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

‘I’m Getting Evicted’: Elon Musk’s Baby Mama (Ashley St Clair) Announces She’s Broke

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Not because anybody asked, but because statistically speaking, it was either this or join an MLM.

Yeah, Ashley.  Those aren't your only two options.  You've already engaged in sex for money.  It's not like you'd be breaking new ground.

Trump will go down as a larger menace to democracy and freedom than Chamberlain. I bet his family is relieved. 

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