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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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I'm presuming the good Christian white folks in Leander, like this gal, largely voted GQP in all races.  So, you get this result: https://www.kvue.com/article/news/education/schools/leander-knox-wiley-middle-school-bus-routes/269-cc22138a-f16f-4d8f-9ed6-9947e6953ec0 

"Leander mom says her kids have a 40-minute walk home after being denied bus access

As the new school year gets underway, some families are struggling to find a safe way for their kids to get to school and back."

 

School funding slashed to the bone.  As a result, schools cutting wherever they can, including bus service.  Walk 40 minutes each way, little Timmy.  Toughen up.  Bootstraps and all that.  I know, I know....all of these funding cuts/failure to fund are just to get back at all those durned freeloading illegals and whatnot....not us good Christian white folks!

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15 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

In Mississippi, one of the neediest states, Trump’s federal funding cuts hit with extra heft
 

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This sounds a whole lot less like MAGA getting its face eaten, than old school Mississippi racism.  More of a MAGA getting what it wants than a comeuppance. 

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Freeloading for me, not for thee...

big tears from big boy Rick

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - The days of freeloading are done.

 

 

Great idea to broadcast to the entire area that there are lots of kids on Leander walking home by themselves over longer distances.  No bad people will see that as an opportunity. 

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political genius and prognosticator James:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

economic genius James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

sad, poor James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

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Conservative hero Vivek Ramaswamy celebrates July 4th and his fellow conservatives are displeased

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Vivek Ramaswamy posted a picture on Twitter of his family celebrating the 4th of July including a toddler and a 4-year-old. The audience he fostered had the most heinous responses imaginable.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Vivek Ramaswamy posted a picture on Twitter of his family celebrating the 4th of July including a toddler and a 4-year-old. The audience he fostered had the most heinous responses imaginable.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Vivek Ramaswamy posted a picture on Twitter of his family celebrating the 4th of July including a toddler and a 4-year-old. The audience he fostered had the most heinous responses imaginable.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Vivek Ramaswamy posted a picture on Twitter of his family celebrating the 4th of July including a toddler and a 4-year-old. The audience he fostered had the most heinous responses imaginable.

Just wow. 

Just fifteen seconds into his answer, which starts with simple-mindedness, his presentation dissolves into a jumble of self-interrupting tangents. At this point, Trump's presentation would be more aptly delivered in a dirty, urine-smelling suit to sidewalk passersby who avoid eye-contact. Incoherence punctuated by active stupidity.

I think he's reached a point of being clinically incompetent to do anything more complex than cheating at golf.

If he's not talking, his face is a frozen mask to hide his disinterest and boredom. I can still occasionally be surprised by the suspension of disbelief required to think Trump is fit in any way to run a country. As always, his flaws and incompetence are in plain view. 

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, Ashley.  Those aren't your only two options.  You've already engaged in sex for money.  It's not like you'd be breaking new ground.

 

17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Literal FAFO.

 

There wasn’t even any fucking involved. 

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yeah, who will buy all those sweet Chinese cars now, Mr. Jinping??

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

political genius and prognosticator James:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

economic genius James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

sad, poor James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

a real m. night twist i did not see coming.

now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to my late-term abortion obsession.

The "US is the biggest importer of Chinese cars" got me to lose it. I couldn't help but laugh. You been seeing all those BYD, Geely, and Changan's driving around the US, dumbass?

 

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The "US is the biggest importer of Chinese cars" got me to lose it. I couldn't help but laugh. You been seeing all those BYD, Geely, and Changan's driving around the US, dumbass?

 

tbf he probably thinks all asians are chinese

57 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If Ukraine would have just given Russia Crimea this would never have happened. 


Did you ever think that maybe Ukraine enticed Putin by wearing a short skirt and making suggestive remarks?

17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Just wow. 

Just fifteen seconds into his answer, which starts with simple-mindedness, his presentation dissolves into a jumble of self-interrupting tangents. At this point, Trump's presentation would be more aptly delivered in a dirty, urine-smelling suit to sidewalk passersby who avoid eye-contact. Incoherence punctuated by active stupidity.

I think he's reached a point of being clinically incompetent to do anything more complex than cheating at golf.

If he's not talking, his face is a frozen mask to hide his disinterest and boredom. I can still occasionally be surprised by the suspension of disbelief required to think Trump is fit in any way to run a country. As always, his flaws and incompetence are in plain view. 

I wonder why the oligarchs bother keeping him around?  He got them their tax breaks and everything else in the Shitty Stupid Bill. Seems like he’s disposable now. 

He said vehicles. So maybe toy cars, model cars, bicycles, RC cars, and the like. 
 

or maybe he’s a dumbass that thinks the Korean and Japanese car makers are Chinese. 

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wonder why the oligarchs bother keeping him around?  He got them their tax breaks and everything else in the Shitty Stupid Bill. Seems like he’s disposable now. 

The religious zealots aren’t done yet. 

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

The religious zealots aren’t done yet. 

If he keeps fucking up enough, the backlash will hurt the oligarchs. They won’t put up with that and will tell the religious nut jobs to get fucked. 

36 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Just wow. 

Just fifteen seconds into his answer, which starts with simple-mindedness, his presentation dissolves into a jumble of self-interrupting tangents. At this point, Trump's presentation would be more aptly delivered in a dirty, urine-smelling suit to sidewalk passersby who avoid eye-contact. Incoherence punctuated by active stupidity.

I think he's reached a point of being clinically incompetent to do anything more complex than cheating at golf.

If he's not talking, his face is a frozen mask to hide his disinterest and boredom. I can still occasionally be surprised by the suspension of disbelief required to think Trump is fit in any way to run a country. As always, his flaws and incompetence are in plain view. 

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50 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Literal FAFO.

 

If you count turkey basting yourself with mail-order semen as fucking, then sure, it's literal

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think he's reached a point of being clinically incompetent to do anything more complex than cheating at golf.

I feel the need to point out that he fucking sucks ass at cheating at golf. I'm loathe to say he's competent at anything remotely complex.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

tbf he probably thinks all asians are chinese

 

 

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Just wow. 

Just fifteen seconds into his answer, which starts with simple-mindedness, his presentation dissolves into a jumble of self-interrupting tangents. At this point, Trump's presentation would be more aptly delivered in a dirty, urine-smelling suit to sidewalk passersby who avoid eye-contact. Incoherence punctuated by active stupidity.

I think he's reached a point of being clinically incompetent to do anything more complex than cheating at golf.

If he's not talking, his face is a frozen mask to hide his disinterest and boredom. I can still occasionally be surprised by the suspension of disbelief required to think Trump is fit in any way to run a country. As always, his flaws and incompetence are in plain view. 

Wow?  You still have a "wow" in you?

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

You should just rollover and take it, like a defenseless teenage girl who has been drugged out of her mind.

 

 

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"He needs to get up off his ass, clear his agenda and fix the middle class issues right away."

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Not enough vigilante dads in this world.   

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

political genius and prognosticator James:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

economic genius James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

sad, poor James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

I have never met a single Trump voter who believed that tariffs were going to raise prices. And yet half the country voted for him. Half of the people living in this country are too fucking stupid to understand that adding a tax to something increases its price.

On 8/15/2025 at 6:24 PM, Horn Dog said:

Parental lock out FoxNews, Fox Business, and any other right wing propagandist channels from his TV.  Also disable his internet or at least block social media and fringe sites with settings for a 5yr old.  When he complains tell him, you were trying to change some settings and must of messed something up but will come by to fix it in a few days.  Then keep coming up with excuses why you can’t come over that day.  Rinse and repeat for 2-3 weeks and you will slowly start to see  your dad back.

He lives in an apartment an hour away from me. I haven't been inside it in probably 6 years.

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

political genius and prognosticator James:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

economic genius James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

sad, poor James

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Our friend James, an emissary sent from God, is against abortions, "men in woman's bathrooms", and sick liberals who block who they disagree with on social media. He loves Trump's tariffs and him dropping the F bomb to offend liberals. See if you can spot where his story takes a turn.

James is not a smart man.

8 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

His intelligence is somewhere around the median American's.

Yep.  Median IQ is (by definition) around 100.  Think of how....not smart....people with a 100 IQ are.  It's not great, folks.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Median IQ is (by definition) around 100.  Think of how....not smart....people with a 100 IQ are.  It's not great, folks.

I'd say it's a wonder these people are able to function, but based on his posts, it doesn't sound like he is functioning very well right now.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Not enough vigilante dads in this world.   

I've always thought the same thing.

There are a lot of violent and armed dads in this world and you'd think this would happen more.  My wife and I joke (not joking) but she has two known and notoriously violent uncles.  (One on each side.)  I can promise you that if any girl in their families were harmed, somebody would be dead.  With one, you'd never find the body.  With the other, he'd do to their house, shoot them in the head, call the police, tell him he shot them in the head, go to trial and go all Samuel Jackson and say "You're damn right I did!"

24 minutes ago, Okie State said:

James is not a smart man.

Guy with the surname Lopez shouldn’t be making waves right now, or his problems might be solved by a free flight to El Salvador. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Guy with the surname Lopez shouldn’t be making waves right now, or his problems might be solved by a free flight to El Salvador. 

Username checks out

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Median IQ is (by definition) around 100.  Think of how....not smart....people with a 100 IQ are.  It's not great, folks.

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Not enough vigilante dads in this world.   

With all the cheating and stealing from contractors and everything else, I have no clue how in the hell this jackass wasn't deposited in a Long Island ditch 50 years ago. 

On 8/14/2025 at 12:58 PM, royiv said:

Stassney is a middle-aged lesbian?

 

On 8/14/2025 at 1:10 PM, Hermanator said:

He enjoys sucking the tiny trump cock too much to be a lesbian. 

Quote one of my posts where I suck tiny Trump cock, can you? You’ll find one sarcastic post about all time highs in stock market. @royiv makes numerous drive by posts but lacks substance as always, it’s always just a feeling with him. 

The delusional responses to my pointed posts about how transgenders militant attention whoring on the issue ruined Democrats chances were correct, and seeing how a good portion of the board is now gravitating to Gavin, it laughably shows I was once again correct.

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16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

Quote one of my posts where I suck tiny Trump cock, can you? You’ll find one sarcastic post about all time highs in stock market. @royiv makes numerous drive by posts but lacks substance as always, it’s always just a feeling with him. 

The delusional responses to my pointed posts about how transgenders militant attention whoring on the issue ruined Democrats chances were correct, and seeing how a good portion of the board is now gravitating to Gavin, it laughably shows I was once again correct.

It's always about genitals with you people.

5 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

It's always about genitals with you people.

And diddling kids.  To be clear, they are the diddlers, not the protectors they want to envision they are.

10 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

It's always about genitals with you people.

Its literally what Hermanator posted

On 8/14/2025 at 12:58 PM, royiv said:

Stassney is a middle-aged lesbian?

 

On 8/14/2025 at 1:10 PM, Hermanator said:

He enjoys sucking the tiny trump cock too much to be a lesbian. 

@blacklab @immamac

what is the timeout situation for these two homophobes? 

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

And diddling kids.  To be clear, they are the diddlers, not the protectors they want to envision they are.

The amount of people in TFG’s orbit that will eventually be found to be pedophiles is going to be quite the list.

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

The delusional responses to my pointed posts about how transgenders militant attention whoring on the issue ruined Democrats chances were correct, and seeing how a good portion of the board is now gravitating to Gavin, it laughably shows I was once again correct.

I don't think that means what you think it does. Oddly enough, that may make it correct.

Or perhaps this is just another delusional response to one of your pointed posts. Laughable indeed.

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