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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Caleb.  You red-faced fuck.  This is exactly, 100%, right in the middle of the bullseye of what all of you retrograde, racist, piece of shit farmers voted for.

You ordered this shit sandwich.  Now eat it, you vile sonofabitch.  You were willing to take all of this -- shit, you were enthusiastic about it because "FUCK THEM CHICOMS!" -- so long as you got brown people in chains who you could laugh at and say "suck it, wetback!"  You got it all.  Now fucking eat it.

Well

Trump did a trade war with China first term. I figured, I like war, America, and all that shit. Plus, we got bailed out by the government. Seemed like a pretty good deal...

Now, this time? Wut the fuck! 

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42 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Deport this Illegal MAGA who votes, takes jobs away from Americans, and sucks off the govt tit

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 i clearly  remember this conversation twice in my formative years . in the 80s in elementary i remember the fear associated with the talk of tariffs and again in hs in gov't / economics (a 6th period class which often went unattended ) where teacher explained why ANY president was not  likely to implement  due to the ramifications . i graduated hs(barely) / technical school . i'm not a smart dude and i wasn't  serious about my education but i understand simple economics . j cannot believe 2/3s of the people around me missed this . its mind bottle ing

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7 hours ago, tx ind said:

Deport this Illegal MAGA who votes, takes jobs away from Americans, and sucks off the govt tit

He's illegally voted for years. He should be in prison. 

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 


How is he working now if he’s illegal? 

 

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

He's illegally voted for years. He should be in prison

He's got a good gator gut upon which the reptiles can feast.

 

 

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South Korea says 'many' of its nationals were detained in immigration raid on Hyundai facility in Georgia

"The South Korean government said Friday it had expressed "regret" to the U.S. Embassy over the raid at a battery plant under construction at one of the state's largest manufacturing facilities."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-hyundai-plant-georgia-enforcement-action-rcna229148

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

 

South Korea says 'many' of its nationals were detained in immigration raid on Hyundai facility in Georgia

"The South Korean government said Friday it had expressed "regret" to the U.S. Embassy over the raid at a battery plant under construction at one of the state's largest manufacturing facilities."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-hyundai-plant-georgia-enforcement-action-rcna229148

Goddamn we're stupid.

On 9/3/2025 at 9:15 AM, The Dog said:

fwiw Snopes has this as unconfirmed. Neither the reporter nor Underwood responded to inquiries. Report came from radar online, which they deem unreliable. 

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

fwiw Snopes has this as unconfirmed. Neither the reporter nor Underwood responded to inquiries. Report came from radar online, which they deem unreliable. 

I dug around, People and other gossip mags have continuously reported for months that Carrie likes playing farmer, but it's more work than she anticipated and has trouble hiring help recently.

I don't believe there's any danger of the farm going under, though.

It means that she's figuring out that it's more expensive to raise toy cows and horses than she thought. If she treats her workers like shit and underpays them they don't want to work there. This is not a difficult concept to grasp. Go peel off some more cash and pay people fairly, treat them with respect, protect them from mistreatment by overzealous authorities and they will be with you until they die. 

This just in, horses eat cash like it was hay. Also, tractors and other implements are not cheap and will break down at the most inopportune time. 

12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Between the Chinese tell us to get fucked on our agricultural exports, and all of the redneck farmers who now have now labor, it’s Fafo of the highest order.  But it’s fucking up our blue state farmers out here in a bad way.  So that’s fucked up.  And I can’t tell you how many closed car washes I see now.  This is summertime is SoCal.  People love their cars.  But the operators can’t risk the ICE roll up.  Car washes are prime targets.  Cletus better get his wax on, wax off skills tuned up.

I get the sentiment, but something tells me your Central Valley farmers are just as Trumpy as the Deep South farmers. Moral of the story… on average… Fuck most farmers and ranchers.

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15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Isn't this also temperature related?  I dont see nearly as many in the summer months.  

It has to be cold, which it usually is at 30,000' agl. Relative Humidity is they key. Hot jet exhaust makes the moist air create water vapor trails. It's exactly like seeing your breath in the cold, except you're providing the warm humid air.

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

 

South Korea says 'many' of its nationals were detained in immigration raid on Hyundai facility in Georgia

"The South Korean government said Friday it had expressed "regret" to the U.S. Embassy over the raid at a battery plant under construction at one of the state's largest manufacturing facilities."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-hyundai-plant-georgia-enforcement-action-rcna229148

There is a 100% chance that the ICE interrogation of these folks just consisted of them repeating this over and over:

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On 9/1/2025 at 6:53 PM, Captainant said:

You doughnut, that search will return results for "cis" "white" OR "men". If you want an exact string search, enter "cis white man" like the search tool said

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But go ahead and keep doing your hateful bit

LOL, this man claims to be a ML Engineer. You can fool the rat pack of retards that pos repped this and even quoted it as some dunk, but when you're surfing Surly during the day cause the junior staff isn't included in the big boy meetings you can review this case of hubris here.

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

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Steve Hicks worked at Y12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge TN that enriches uranium. Gets cancer. $150k and insurance gets DOGE’d. 

And how did the people of anderson county tennessee vote?

 

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Leopards, bitches

It's especially wild to me how the trump admin is completely gutting our nuclear science and maintenance capacity. There is nowhere else in like Y12 or really any of the rest of the nuclear apparatus, and it will be hideously expensive to restaff and retrain and regain competencies. 

 

What an incredible gift to our enemies

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I'm sure this has been shown before, but it's always fun

 

11 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


*Stassney

**Um, actually, upon further review the road should have been named Stasney after an early family in Austin

Jose Mencheca says deal with it, pendejo.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

There is a 100% chance that the ICE interrogation of these folks just consisted of them repeating this over and over:

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They follow the example of our esteemed representatives.

 

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

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Steve Hicks worked at Y12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge TN that enriches uranium. Gets cancer. $150k and insurance gets DOGE’d. 

And how did the people of anderson county tennessee vote?

 

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Leopards, bitches

I love that guy. He's a regular on my feed. GenX no fucks given

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

LOL, this man claims to be a ML Engineer. You can fool the rat pack of retards that pos repped this and even quoted it as some dunk, but when you're surfing Surly during the day cause the junior staff isn't included in the big boy meetings you can review this case of hubris here.

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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Pathetic

17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

He found out today they were no longer going to match 401k contributions. Now it might be Trump related or it might not but he'll have 20 years of solo contributions to figure it out.

You sure of that?   401(k) is for employment income and all….

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

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Oh, uh, there won't be any money Pig Cleti…but when your farms fail, you will receive our thoughts and prayers…So you got that goin' for you, which is nice. 

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

funniest thing I've seen all week. literally laughing out loud in my office.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Young men swung to the right for Trump in 2024. Today, unemployment rate for Americans aged 16-24 has risen to 10.5%, the highest since the pandemic.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Went out of business just to own the libs lmao

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30 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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17 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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As a fellow red face, this racism will not stand, man

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18 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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As a fellow red face, this racism will not stand, man

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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 


And how did the people of hamblen county tennessee vote?

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Get fucked, dumbasses

People said tariffs were going to bring prices down? 

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

People said tariffs were going to bring prices down? 

Bunch of chickenshits in that video… “they” said this, “they” said that.

Interview people with the balls to say the name instead of “they”.

18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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I live in Tennessee and can confirm the bitching has started. Yesterday, I was going to DoorDash some Avocado toast from .3 miles away ( I’m lazy ) and it was going to be $16 before tip so I said fuck that. I live in Chattanooga and have a household income in the $240-50 range ( that’s great here) with just a car payment so if I am noticing shit I know a lot of others are however they will be too prideful to admit they fucked up. BlueCross announced today they are doing layoffs and VW announced furloughs yesterday. Suck on that Libtards. 

19 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

a household income in the $240-50 range ( that’s great here)

That’s pretty great in most places brah. Nice brag, not so humble. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

That’s pretty great in most places brah. Nice brag, not so humble. 

Sure as fuck don’t feel like it but thanks. I honestly wasn’t trying to brag. 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

People said tariffs were going to bring prices down? 

Follow-up question: “And did you bother to think about whether that makes any sense whatsoever? Or do you just trust anything a politician tells you when it’s what you want to hear?”

40 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I live in Tennessee and can confirm the bitching has started. Yesterday, I was going to DoorDash some Avocado toast from .3 miles away ( I’m lazy ) and it was going to be $16 before tip so I said fuck that. I live in Chattanooga and have a household income in the $240-50 range ( that’s great here) with just a car payment so if I am noticing shit I know a lot of others are however they will be too prideful to admit they fucked up. BlueCross announced today they are doing layoffs and VW announced furloughs yesterday. Suck on that Libtards. 

Dollars? 

6 hours ago, Mittens said:

I'm sure this has been shown before, but it's always fun

 

Freedom of speech protects you from THE GOVERNMENT… (or at least that’s the idea, now maybe not so much).

Saying things that your boss, company, glee club, fantasy team, or parents don’t like which results in them demoting, firing, kicking you out, disowning, or disinheriting you is totally legal and was never part of the formula bro.

The founders never planned on America being a place where fascistic snowflakes could say anything with impunity or consequence.
 

Life doesn’t work like the anonymous white nationalist incel chat room he grew to fellate Franco on the reg in. If he’s hard pressed for cash I’m sure he can get hired on at ICE. I hear they’re hiring. God knows his views are pretty much a prerequisite. Hell he’s likely get hired to a senior position due to the notoriety.

ICE interviewers:

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

People said tariffs were going to bring prices down? 

uh huh

and a lot of other people said the opposite, that this is exactly what would happen. 

too bad for these folks they believed the first group. who were already proven liars. 

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Because of where they get their news they never saw the other side. They also still blame democrats I’m sure. 

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