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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Because of where they get their news they never saw the other side. They also still blame democrats I’m sure. 

Remember, the good parts are the Trump economy.  The bad parts are the Biden economy.

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31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Because of where they get their news they never saw the other side. They also still blame democrats I’m sure. 

This.

Or they just ‘both sides are bad’ ans bitch. Then the next election they vote R bc that’s all they know.

Bill Pulte accused Fed Reserve Gov of mortgage fraud for filing a loan application stating she'd use a property as her primary residence when she owned a different property she used as her primary residence. "Crime" "Fraud!"

 

Reuters: Bill Pulte's dad is a tax scam and now owes penalties and backtaxes in Michigan

 

 

More of stirring up bs mortgage fraud charges and having it blow back on them

 

 

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Real estate experts say claiming primary residences on different mortgages at the same time is often legal and rarely prosecuted.

But if administration officials continue the campaign, mortgage records show there’s another place they could look: Trump’s own Cabinet.

Underscoring how common the practice is, ProPublica found that at least three of Trump’s Cabinet members call multiple homes their primary residences on mortgages. We discovered the loans while examining financial disclosure forms, county real estate records and publicly available mortgage data provided by Hunterbrook Media.

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer entered into two primary-residence mortgages in quick succession, including for a second home near a country club in Arizona, where she’s known to vacation. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has primary-residence mortgages in New Jersey and Washington, D.C. Lee Zeldin, the Environmental Protection Agency administrator, has one primary-residence mortgage in Long Island and another in Washington, D.C., according to loan records.

 

 

 

On 8/29/2025 at 6:22 AM, Nivek said:

Thoughts and preyers

I would have just stopped at thoughts.

15 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

People said tariffs were going to bring prices down? 

Trump is taxing other countries to subsidize the American consumer! He's such a genius!

7 hours ago, Chopper said:

More of stirring up bs mortgage fraud charges and having it blow back on them

 

 

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, Chopper said:

More of stirring up bs mortgage fraud charges and having it blow back on them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Every accusation is a confession.

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Every accusation is a confession.

dammit I knew I picked the wrong thread

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siap I don't recall seeing it here

 

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

siap I don't recall seeing it here

 

 

Mrs. Peterson, I'm sorry, but I'm not feeling sufficiently owned. Can you try a little harder? 

 

Not sure why no embed but the water rights bill for east tx failed in the special session 

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two cunts from kentucky want their vote back

 

19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

two cunts from kentucky want their vote back

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

two cunts from kentucky want their vote back

 

I don't get his issue. He says that Trump advertised that he was getting criminal illegal immigrants. His wife is a criminal immigrant and theft/fraud is indeed classified as a crime of moral turpitude which can revoke an immigrant's legal status.

So his wife is a criminal illegal immigrant.

See ya.

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8 hours ago, Chopper said:

two cunts from kentucky want their vote back

 

Five children huh? Sounds like that Irish bitch is poisoning the blood of this country. 

26 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Five children huh? Sounds like that Irish bitch is poisoning the blood of this country. 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

UL fans I hope. 

I think they're from Missouri.  She's jailed in Kentucky.  But we still can hope.

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I'm feeling pretty good about being American. We may be on to something.

But on another note... Leopards are about to buy farm land for pennies on the dollar....

 

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They'd all pull the same lever tomorrow.

Just now, aggie08 said:

They'd all pull the same lever tomorrow.

Nothing shows how much you hate immigrants than going bankrupt and asking for government subsidies because it's not welfare.

Yeah but all those transgender athletes will crop up again when they need something to be scared of. 

"Numbers are deeply in the red..."

"Our appeal to President Trump and his administration is... make soybeans a priority."

Here kitty.

 

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Epstein lady voted for Trump... 
"Who are you hiding for?"

Probably the big cat.

 

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There's not a red hat to be found in those videos. Put em back on you fucking cowards.

53 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah but all those transgender athletes will crop up again when they need something to be scared of. 

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On 9/5/2025 at 5:32 PM, mchookem said:

uh huh

and a lot of other people said the opposite, that this is exactly what would happen. 

too bad for these folks they believed the first group. who were already proven liars. 

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Remind me- which party supporters live in a bubble?

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

They'd all pull the same lever tomorrow.

This.

They’re not broken yet.

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This.

They’re not broken yet.

Still in the “if he only knew, he’d fix it” stage. 

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Womp womp

 

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

I'm feeling pretty good about being American. We may be on to something.

But on another note... Leopards are about to buy farm land for pennies on the dollar....

China's response to the magat farmers is..."sorry not sorry, go fuck yourselves"

and "it's our world now, bitches"

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43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

They'd all pull the same lever tomorrow.

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Yeah, well if there is even a one percent chance that he is going to wind up with a young Handmaid, he’s not gonna risk that by voting for no damn Democrat!

 

”You picked a fine time to fuck me, Trump Deal.  With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I’ve had some bad times, the bailouts were real fine, but this time DOGE fucked me for real. you picked a fine time to fuck me Trump deal.”

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22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still in the “if he only knew, he’d fix it” stage. 

If only the president had his own social media site that he actively posted on, then we could speak to him directly. 

11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

Hey he was the one who said he got wiped out. Maybe if he had said "but this is no big deal as I work fifteen jobs" then it would have been easier for us to understand what he meant.

I guess if I put together a web page where I take Chinese made crap, mark it up, and offer it online I could claim being a business owner as well.  Whether the goods are drop shipped or I keep some inventory in my garage, but why clutter up the garage unnecessarily?

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17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Yeah, well if there is even a one percent chance that he is going to wind up with a young Handmaid, he’s not gonna risk that by voting for no damn Democrat!

 

”You picked a fine time to fuck me, Trump Deal.  With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I’ve had some bad times, the bailouts were real fine, but this time DOGE fucked me for real. you picked a fine time to fuck me Trump deal.”


 

This guy looks like what I’d expect a farm animal turned into a human would look like in a Disney movie.

36 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

China's response to the magat farmers is..."sorry not sorry, go fuck yourselves"

and "it's our world now, bitches"

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And as long as they receive adequate supply, why would they ever go back to the US market?

17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey he was the one who said he got wiped out. Maybe if he had said "but this is no big deal as I work fifteen jobs" then it would have been easier for us to understand what he meant.

He is promoting his AI consulting job now.   Because when I need MAGA AI expertise, I’m definitely looking for a shoe salesman.  

What's his Surly name?

 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

He is promoting his AI consulting job now.   Because when I need MAGA AI expertise, I’m definitely looking for a shoe salesman.  

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

Yet there are thousands of them.

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16 minutes ago, Covri said:

This guy looks like what I’d expect a farm animal turned into a human would look like in a Disney movie.

Counterpoint:

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“I got the death sentence on 12 Arkansas counties…”

51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

I don't understand having more than one job because I get paid enough at 1 job I don't need more. I enjoy time with my family.

 

What an idiot.

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

"Numbers are deeply in the red..."

"Our appeal to President Trump and his administration is... make soybeans a priority."

Here kitty.

 

Since China is refusing to purchase US Soybeans, phase 2 should be Americans with plant based diets to boycott soy products as well. Let's go ahead and bury these guys. 

MAGA: When we called you Soy Boys, it was meant as a compliment. You are a cherished customer. 

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