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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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16 minutes ago, topochico said:

Since China is refusing to purchase US Soybeans, phase 2 should be Americans with plant based diets to boycott soy products as well. Let's go ahead and bury these guys. 

I assume that China can help itself (and also help Russia) by helping destroy the US economy and create political instability.  That seems like a no-brainer to me.   China also knows that TACO Trump will eventually capitulate on high Chinese tariffs.  

And I’m sure he told his vassal Putin that if we are fighting amongst ourselves and in the middle of a full-blown recession, there will be far less political will to ship what remaining assets we have to Ukraine.  

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3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I assume that China can help itself (and also help Russia) by helping destroy the US economy and create political instability.  That seems like a no-brainer to me.   China also knows that TACO Trump will eventually capitulate on high Chinese tariffs.  

And I’m sure he told his vassal Putin that if we are fighting amongst ourselves and in the middle of a full-blown recession, there will be far less political will to ship what remaining assets we have to Ukraine.  

At least we have strong ties to the rest of the Western world. Canada, EU, Mexico.... It's times like these when it's nice to be able to rely on your allies. 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

I see you don't know many consultants. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Well at least the Arkansas farmers got to own the libs. That's gotta count for something.

I mean, it's literally all that really matters, and I say that without hyperbole or humor.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

What's his Surly name?

I agree with whatever she says.

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6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Counterpoint:

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“I got the death sentence on 12 Arkansas counties…”

With a dash of this guy thrown in. 

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6 hours ago, Covri said:


 

This guy looks like what I’d expect a farm animal turned into a human would look like in a Disney movie.

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7 hours ago, Covri said:


 

This guy looks like what I’d expect a farm animal turned into a human would look like in a Disney movie.

He looks like Arkansas.

26 minutes ago, Slacks said:

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Democrats buy sneakers too, pussy.  

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

And as long as they receive adequate supply, why would they ever go back to the US market?

They’ll say Obrigado and maybe get some Pao de queijo thrown in as a goodwill gesture.

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Maybe the best Seinfeld episode.

Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years. 

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16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

stupid cunt

You boat for Donald Trump, and he will boat for you (and all your brown relatives) too!

27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

stupid cunt

 

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<sigh>

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Yeah, well if there is even a one percent chance that he is going to wind up with a young Handmaid, he’s not gonna risk that by voting for no damn Democrat!

 

”You picked a fine time to fuck me, Trump Deal.  With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I’ve had some bad times, the bailouts were real fine, but this time DOGE fucked me for real. you picked a fine time to fuck me Trump deal.”

The funniest part will be when Cargill and Archer Daniels Midland get a fat check with a DJT signature. 

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38 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe the best Seinfeld episode.

Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years. 

Larry David= Tom Brady

Jerry Seinfeld= Bill Belichick

16 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

The funniest part will be when Cargill and Archer Daniels Midland get a fat check with a DJT signature. 

Then they send some back to tfg. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe the best Seinfeld episode.

Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years. 

Um. What?

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe the best Seinfeld episode.

Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years. 

 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um. What?

Off the deep end seems a little strong. He’s touched on the boring “Woke has ruined comedy” stuff but I don’t think he’s even hit that too hard. 

He mostly just seems like a smug rich guy who makes shitty self indulgent movies now. It happens 

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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um. What?

He made some comments about woke killing comedy, then pulled them back. 

My big take on Seinfeld is how much Larry David's writing and JLD, Micheal Richards, and Jason Alexander's acting were doing the real lifting.   Candidly, Jerry continues to be the same "Have you ever noticed" guy he was in the early seasons. Just older. And smugger. 

Plus he loves to do the whole Comedians sitting around talking about their craft.  Shut the fuck up joke man and make me laugh. 

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1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Off the deep end seems a little strong. He’s touched on the boring “Woke has ruined comedy” stuff but I don’t think he’s even hit that too hard. 

He mostly just seems like a smug rich guy who makes shitty self indulgent movies now. It happens 

Yeah, he’s been bitching about comedy for years now. I tend to think he’s mostly right. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, he’s been bitching about comedy for years now. I tend to think he’s mostly right. 

Fuck that. If you are funny, you can get away with anything. Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, and Neal Brennan have touched tons of live wires over the years and not missed a beat. 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Fuck that. If you are funny, you can get away with anything. Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, and Neal Brennan have touched tons of live wires over the years and not missed a beat. 

Topic for another thread. Israel is trying to start ww3 right now. 

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Topic for another thread. Israel is trying to start ww3 right now. 

Uh oh. You gon' get deported.

31 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

He made some comments about woke killing comedy, then pulled them back. 

My big take on Seinfeld is how much Larry David's writing and JLD, Micheal Richards, and Jason Alexander's acting were doing the real lifting.   Candidly, Jerry continues to be the same "Have you ever noticed" guy he was in the early seasons. Just older. And smugger. 

Plus he loves to do the whole Comedians sitting around talking about their craft.  Shut the fuck up joke man and make me laugh. 

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1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

The funniest part will be when Cargill and Archer Daniels Midland get a fat check with a DJT signature. 

and then use .01% of it to buy his farm out of BK.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Disabled veteran and 3x Trump voter who wanted "illegals gone" has his business and his life destroyed due to Trump's tariffs.

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A county in North Carolina where nearly 70% of voters favored President Donald Trump in 2024 is facing an exodus of educators following budget cuts to the Department of Education, cuts that have left some residents feeling betrayed.

Another Montgomery County educator, Rhonda Perkins, who voted for Trump, defended her support for the president to The Washington Post, while at the same time, criticizing him for some of his policies.

“I think he’s awful, but he protected my values,” Perkins said.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Augusta County, VA is being forced to shutter three rural doctors’ offices in direct response to Republican Medicaid cuts. The county voted 73.3% in favor of Trump.

34 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Meh, they will just own the libs by going to places that have them and clogging up the ER. 

If he can run his own electrical bike store, then he’s not disabled now is he?

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I like that this guy calls it the "Republican Medicaid Cuts". Put the blame square on Congressional Rs. 

I think this points up a problem we have as a nation and that is that a lot of MAGAts don't identify as Republicans or Trump as a Republican.  They view both Rs and Ds as part of the establishment that has fucked them over.

They view Trump as outside the establishment.

And until and unless Ds come up with some kind of antidisestablishmentarian candidate, they'll never get MAGAt votes.  Then again, the R candidate that follows Trump probably won't get their votes, either.

White peoples willingness to blow up every aspect of their lives due to hating black people, boggles my mind. I know that LBJ knew this:

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“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

but it still just leaves me absolutely agog. I'm a Red Sox fan, and I can't even generate that level of hate for the god damn Yankees. 

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think this points up a problem we have as a nation and that is that a lot of MAGAts don't identify as Republicans or Trump as a Republican.  They view both Rs and Ds as part of the establishment that has fucked them over.

They view Trump as outside the establishment.

And until and unless Ds come up with some kind of antidisestablishmentarian candidate, they'll never get MAGAt votes.  Then again, the R candidate that follows Trump probably won't get their votes, either.

This also portends a huge fucking problem for the GOP once he's gone.  It's how this country could swing from Trump to a Mamdani in like 1 or 2 election cycles. 

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think this points up a problem we have as a nation and that is that a lot of MAGAts don't identify as Republicans or Trump as a Republican.  They view both Rs and Ds as part of the establishment that has fucked them over.

They view Trump as outside the establishment.

And until and unless Ds come up with some kind of antidisestablishmentarian candidate, they'll never get MAGAt votes.  Then again, the R candidate that follows Trump probably won't get their votes, either.

I hope the era of the Dems running a bunch of "centrist" jagoffs who are bought and paid for by various lobbies is coming to an end. This country needs legislators who are passionate about issues that affect us all. 

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5 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I hope the era of the Dems running a bunch of "centrist" jagoffs who are bought and paid for by various lobbies is coming to an end. This country needs legislators who are passionate about issues that affect us all. 

Look, we can argue about the centrism. But until the party is willing to deal with a number of it's internal structural issues, I don't think the middle vs. left thing is all that important versus having a personality.

DC is under occupation right now, and Eleanor Holmes Norton is going to run again despite not being mobile and clearly having mental decline and being 88.  Jefferies should just refuse to seat her on a committee and tell the DC voters its time to inject new blood.  The Democratic part is a deck with rotten supports. Until you rebuild the deck beams, it's closed until further notice. The type of party on that deck, whether its BBQ, Cookout, Carne Asada, Wine tasting, whatever, is totally irrelevant. It's in no position to host right now. 

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Killing off old, rural voters by way of lack of health care options is maybe the clearest sign yet that Trump/MAGA have no further use for elections. 

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Look, we can argue about the centrism. But until the party is willing to deal with a number of it's internal structural issues, I don't think the middle vs. left thing is all that important versus having a personality.

DC is under occupation right now, and Eleanor Holmes Norton is going to run again despite not being mobile and clearly having mental decline and being 88.  Jefferies should just refuse to seat her on a committee and tell the DC voters its time to inject new blood.  The Democratic part is a deck with rotten supports. Until you rebuild the deck beams, it's closed until further notice. The type of party on that deck, whether its BBQ, Cookout, Carne Asada, Wine tasting, whatever, is totally irrelevant. It's in no position to host right now. 

lol, lmao even.

Jeffries is the most spineless piece of shit in the House right now in the caucus, nothing is going to change with the party in the House until he is primaried.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

This also portends a huge fucking problem for the GOP once he's gone.  It's how this country could swing from Trump to a Mamdani in like 1 or 2 election cycles. 

And that's why the race is on to completely fuck over future elections in any way, shape or form.

If it takes masked men holding weapons to keep people from voting, gerrymandering so outrageous that the Supremes give it a thumbs up, or some other method(s) so heinous or not conjured up yet to sway an election, it will happen.

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Lulz. Gaslighting again.

What's going down in Team USA is the Reagan-Falwell-Moral Majority GQP wet dream! 

Reagan too was viewed as "outside the establishment" by being a movie star turned politician. Like Trump, he was a "Democrat" turned Republican. He rallied those conservatives, frat boys, and low education, low income, rural types who felt the GQP was not fascist enough, racist enough, Christian enough, and patriotic enough. 

There is a clear through line from Reagan/Moral Majority to Bush 2/Tea Party to Trump/MAGA.

The end goal was a Medieval Anti-Science Fascist America ruled by White Christian and billionaires. 

Quit making excuses for the GQP. This is their American dream.

Oh fuck off, the above is completely non-responsive to what I posted.

Do you ever do anything besides repeat yourself?

Gaslighting my ass.  I rarely neg but you got one.

I was alive and of voting age during the Reagan revolution, and while yes there are some things that trace a direct line, there were about zero of the cultish aspects of the Trump administration present in that era.

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Elaborating on the above, because it's possibly worthy of discussing, maybe moreso in the Democratic party thread.

But when Reagan was elected, he was seen as more progressive than Nixon for example, although some considered him a Goldwater Republican.  The latter may be more correct through the lens of history.

But it's important to note, I think, that the American people at that point didn't feel broadly let down by their government.

The 70s sucked shit economically and Carter got saddled with a lot of that, part rightly and part wrongly.

But there absolutely was not the lower classes feeling as completely abandoned as they do now, and by #bothsides, as bozo relentlessly reminds us.  We were still at the tail end of the post-war boom and petrodollar economics were just starting to assert themselves as a major issue.

Yes, Reagan had a lot to do with letting them further down (trickle down) and with engendering distrust of government, but it wasn't the thing that it is today that has people so wildly voting against their own interest.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

there were about zero of the cultish aspects of the Trump administration present in that era.

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14 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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A later thing, I'm quite sure.  You're conflating subsequent idealization of Reagan with how it really was at the time.

The point, again, being that Americans, particularly lower class ones, did not feel so completely abandoned and misused by the government during the Reagan era. 

I think the Clinton administration probably started to solidify working class not feeling well-served by the government.  Also Obama, but in no small part because he couldn't get anything done other than Obamacare.  And I'm not necessarily blaming either one, but corporate control of  #bothsides took pretty serious hold post-Reagan.

So there weren't cultists calling past Republicans RINOs and shitting on members of their own party who didn't tow the line.

The free shit army didn't vote for Reagan.  They did for Trump.

Also, don't get me wrong, I'm not defending Reagan here.  But there are vast differences between America now and America then, including among the electorate.  He was popular, yes, but for conventional reasons, not the same kind of thing as Trump.

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Oh fuck off, the above is completely non-responsive to what I posted.

Do you ever do anything besides repeat yourself?

Gaslighting my ass.  I rarely neg but you got one.

I was alive and of voting age during the Reagan revolution, and while yes there are some things that trace a direct line, there were about zero of the cultish aspects of the Trump administration present in that era.

He's the worst kind of ally.  Ignore him.  Same shit, different day.

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