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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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2 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

David  Cross is who I thought Bill Burr was. 

I’ve been saying this for years. Burr is ok. Cross doesn’t give a fuck. 

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11 hours ago, Horndog said:

Was that the one that ended up in Alabama?

I guess I should have included a graphic.

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13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’ve been saying this for years. Burr is ok. Cross doesn’t give a fuck. 

Cross gives a fuck.  He has taken principled stances in the past.   I would like to see the outcome before I pass judgement though.  I seem to recall Burr mentioning in the past that he would perform for anyone anywhere, because he thinks that by shared exposure we can create change for the better.  Is he now too comfortable to rock the boat?

I think what he means is that Cross won't sell out for anyone 

He was comfortable railing on the people of Philly. You think he’s willing to do the same to the saudis?

I hope Burr makes enough off this stunt to not work in the states again.I sure as shit won't be consuming his content anymore. dickhead

Hahaha someone has to fix the mess the boomers created so I voted for the guy loved more by boomers than any other age group. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha someone has to fix the mess the boomers created so I voted for the guy loved more by boomers than any other age group. 

you mean the boomer he elected that is moving too slow? i sweatergawd dumbest people alive

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

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He’s moving too slow! I should have been laid off months ago! 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He’s moving too slow! I should have been laid off months ago! 

  

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

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Unsubmitted_Images thank you sir may i have another Memes & GIFs - Imgflip

 

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On 9/16/2025 at 10:55 AM, Hermanator said:

There's one thing in common with every sector of American society that has gotten us to this point of failure. A refusal to adhere to any sort of ethical standard for common decency. Over and over again every step of the way down has been littered with people only looking out for themselves and not caring about what their actions will do to the greater country at large. 

Outstanding post. It’s like whether they were smart or dumb or rich or poor, the whole damn country decided it needed to emulate Gordon Gecko’s “greed is good” instead of Mr. Smith and his filibuster speech.

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14 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Trump 2024 fuck your feelings, Eddie

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He was comfortable railing on the people of Philly. You think he’s willing to do the same to the saudis?

Not when he's performing in Saudi Arabia. I don't think a single one of them will dare to perform jokes that could literally get them thrown in jail, or worse. I guarantee every single one of them has the same restrictions we saw up farther in the thread.

3 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Fuck you Eddie

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Brenda 

On 9/30/2025 at 9:58 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I can't understand how these guys have so little self-awareness that they don't see what's coming.  At least as far as Chapelle and Burr go, they're rich, and this is just going to make them a little more rich with horribly tarnished reputations.  

Not sure if y'all noticed, but people take money from SA all the time, especially entertainers. Nobody is tarnished. 

Liv golfers? 

Formula 1?

Dana White? 

Saudi Aramco expats? 

What tarnish are we talking about?

A few of us may think about it and wish it were different, but none of us is turning down $10MM+ to perform a set.

On 9/30/2025 at 12:46 PM, Sawbonz said:

Shouldn’t that be “now you don’t see me, now you do?”

I think that's the third episode. 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I heard that in Eddie Murphy's voice

Uum-ufu's voice. 

29 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Not sure if y'all noticed, but people take money from SA all the time, especially entertainers. Nobody is tarnished. 

Liv golfers? 

Formula 1?

Dana White? 

Saudi Aramco expats? 

What tarnish are we talking about?

A few of us may think about it and wish it were different, but none of us is turning down $10MM+ to perform a set.

And that's why SA does this shit.  To whitewash their reputation.

32 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Not sure if y'all noticed, but people take money from SA all the time, especially entertainers. Nobody is tarnished

So, you’d play Sun City?

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

So, you’d play Sun City?

Well, that's different...

18 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

So, you’d play Sun City?

Are you making an offer? 

It's unfortunate, but $10mm allows me to help more people than standing on principle (and nobody knowing about it and someone else taking the money). 

I've sold to Saudi Aramco for a lot less.

I've bought diamonds for my wife.

I've worked for multinational companies that have invested in atrocities over time. 

I've paid taxes to the only country to ever deploy a nuclear weapon... Twice. 

I am fully aware of situational ethics. 

Not sure if y'all noticed, but people take money from SA all the time, especially entertainers. Nobody is tarnished. 
Liv golfers? 
Formula 1?
Dana White? 
Saudi Aramco expats? 
What tarnish are we talking about?
A few of us may think about it and wish it were different, but none of us is turning down $10MM+ to perform a set.

If my job was to speak in public railing against hypocrisy and advocating for free speech AND I could still make millions elsewhere, I would absolutely turn down multitudes of my net worth to publicly sell out to the Saudis. And lots of athletes rejected them.

Now, Saudis want me to work in an office for 6 months pounding away at a keyboard inside air conditioning for 10mil. Ill take it. If you cant see the difference then I cant help you.

FYI - Probably the equivalent of Kevin Hart taking 10 mil is like me doing it for 10k.

Also... it's not like they're giving them 10 mil. They're taking 10 mil. 

 

I see the moral dilemma but I'm not gonna hate on someone for doing it. It's not like they are getting paid 10 mil to support the regime. 

9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Are you making an offer? 

It's unfortunate, but $10mm allows me to help more people than standing on principle (and nobody knowing about it and someone else taking the money). 

I've sold to Saudi Aramco for a lot less.

I've bought diamonds for my wife.

I've worked for multinational companies that have invested in atrocities over time. 

I've paid taxes to the only country to ever deploy a nuclear weapon... Twice. 

I am fully aware of situational ethics. 

I chose burr and chapelle specifically for my scorn because they should have more than enough money to be able to stand on principles in this case.  The others are either demonstrable money whores who wouldn’t turn down any check or need the money.  

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Giant stacks of money >>> Standing by your principles when no one will care in a week.

Expecting otherwise from just about anyone, professional "jesters" especially, is foolhardy.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I chose burr and chapelle specifically for my scorn because they should have more than enough money to be able to stand on principles in this case.  The others are either demonstrable money whores who wouldn’t turn down any check or need the money.  

We don't know what the offer is for a night of jokes. 

I'd be interested in what jokes are told.

Chappelle is the one I would suspect to find a way to skirt the rules. Maybe Bill Burr. Kevin Hart is just going to be funny little entertainer and take the money.

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

We don't know what the offer is for a night of jokes. 

I'd be interested in what jokes are told.

Chappelle is the one I would suspect to find a way to skirt the rules. Maybe Bill Burr. Kevin Hart is just going to be funny little entertainer and take the money.

I'll bet you everything that I own that zero jokes that would offend the Saudis will be told.  Want to take that wager?

The rules for the show were posted above in this thread.  MBS put his own family in custody a few years ago when he took charge until they paid him off and swore fealty.  He had Khashoggi murdered and cut up into little pieces.  You think he is going to let comedians say anything controversial about him in his own house?  Lulz

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

Cross gives a fuck.  He has taken principled stances in the past.   I would like to see the outcome before I pass judgement though.  I seem to recall Burr mentioning in the past that he would perform for anyone anywhere, because he thinks that by shared exposure we can create change for the better.  Is he now too comfortable to rock the boat?

Creative rephrasing of “money doesn’t smell.” He’a changing his bank account for the better. 

20 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I'll bet you everything that I own that zero jokes that would offend the Saudis will be told.  Want to take that wager?

The rules for the show were posted above in this thread.  MBS put his own family in custody a few years ago when he took charge until they paid him off and swore fealty.  He had Khashoggi murdered and cut up into little pieces.  You think he is going to let comedians say anything controversial about him in his own house?  Lulz

Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are going off the air. 

But rewind... So what? Imagin if the kingdom said, "joke about us and Islam all you want. Go nuts." 

That wouldn't change the history of what happened and it probably wouldn't be considered highly funny. 

I don't recall these comedians being geopolitical beacons of freedom and morality, other than they don't like to be censored. They're not freedom fighters. They're entertainers who make people laugh. For a price, they will tell jokes and avoid topics they don't ever joke about, anyway.

Situational. 

 

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7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This idiot thinks he's part of the club. He's the Nazi Jew of the new century. Above, he looks like he's offering his face for a leopard.

That will be a glorious page of posts here when he's offered up as an incompetent idiot criminal to get The Donald out of a tough spot. There's an endless list of toadies who have proven themselves to be just a despicable as this turd.

 

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

 

A few of us may think about it and wish it were different, but none of us is turning down $10MM+ to perform a set.

The United States of Whores if so. I think you're wrong, but I've been wrong before. Who would have thought that W would be re-elected? 

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

And that's why SA does this shit.  To whitewash their reputation.

No, I don't think so. See below.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Giant stacks of money >>> Standing by your principles when no one will care in a week.

Expecting otherwise from just about anyone, professional "jesters" especially, is foolhardy.

I think this started with Reagan taking a high paying offer to speak in Japan. Japan was rocking and apparenty, along with Germany, would surpass the US. Imagine the amusement and scorn in a shame society that an American President could be bought so cheaply.

I think the Saudis get a kick out of Trump holding the orb or countless high profile Americans, many already rich, bending the knee for cash. 

People have died refusing to bow to tyranny and villainy. We show what we've changed into. The dark side of America prevails. 

If the 800 flag officers tamely return to their commands and hope their not among the 20%?

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Fuck Burr, I wish this would kill his career but , in this timeline,  he'll become a billionaire. 

5 hours ago, Slacks said:

Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are going off the air. 

But rewind... So what? Imagin if the kingdom said, "joke about us and Islam all you want. Go nuts." 

That wouldn't change the history of what happened and it probably wouldn't be considered highly funny. 

I don't recall these comedians being geopolitical beacons of freedom and morality, other than they don't like to be censored. They're not freedom fighters. They're entertainers who make people laugh. For a price, they will tell jokes and avoid topics they don't ever joke about, anyway.

Situational. 

 

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On 9/30/2025 at 9:58 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I can't understand how these guys have so little self-awareness that they don't see what's coming.  At least as far as Chapelle and Burr go, they're rich, and this is just going to make them a little more rich with horribly tarnished reputations.  


Yup. I've watched my last Burr/Chappelle show. 

11 hours ago, Slacks said:

Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are going off the air. 

But rewind... So what? Imagin if the kingdom said, "joke about us and Islam all you want. Go nuts." 

That wouldn't change the history of what happened and it probably wouldn't be considered highly funny. 

I don't recall these comedians being geopolitical beacons of freedom and morality, other than they don't like to be censored. They're not freedom fighters. They're entertainers who make people laugh. For a price, they will tell jokes and avoid topics they don't ever joke about, anyway.

Situational. 

 

 

 

There are really 2 things here and they are different.

Yes, there is the whole situation of the back ground of Saudi Arabia and how taking their money is White Washing their image by buying golf, buying cars, buying soccer teams. And yes in this case there is the whole moral argument of taking the money of that country. That is one whole debate and one that I absolutely would not take their money on. It's a whole moral issue and to me, it's not much of an issue to pick the right side vs the wrong side.

 

But there is a separate issue here too - specifically to the issue of the hypocrisy of these comedians, who railed on fans for them taking umbrage with their jokes - I am going with Chapelle because he is the most visible. He told some trans jokes that people didn't like and called him on it. And when he was called on it he doubled down and called out that people were trying to silence him and his comedy and that he would not be silenced. These are people that pay money to see him, not a lot but a few bucks. Now all of a sudden he is being offered a lot of money, WITH STIPULATIONS, to tell jokes he is more than willing to get gagged.

A. that's bullshit because of the hypocrisy. 

B. What he is telling ME - Joe Q public is that my voice doesn't matter because I don't have enough money to matter for him - ALSO BULLSHIT.

And he's just one of all these guys. 

 

And in both cases - Fuck these guys.

 

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Bass Slayer just asking (stupid) questions:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Stop asking stupid questions

 

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Korean MAGA guy who advocated for the firing of others and reveled in their misery gets fired from his job (again). KARMA.

 

 

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I'd love to be able to read that one

Google lens found a reddit thread on the post. I probably should have done that BEFORE actually figureing out what it said squinting really hard.

 

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TL;DR - he laughs at people getting fired for posting about celebrating Kirk's death

Auburn posts that University Employees were noted as saying things about his death, this guy says FIRE THEM.

Posts a few days back that he was fired (twice) for his social media posts and complains.

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19 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Bass Slayer just asking (stupid) questions:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Stop asking stupid questions

 

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Korean MAGA guy who advocated for the firing of others and reveled in their misery gets fired from his job (again). KARMA.

 

 

That second one. Scrumptious. 
Oh you know the ones. 

23 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Korean MAGA guy who advocated for the firing of others and reveled in their misery gets fired from his job (again). KARMA.

 

 

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this was Mr. Lee’s thoughtful contribution about people criticizing Charlie Kirk and getting fired.

 

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