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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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On 9/30/2025 at 12:34 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

If icono is one of them, I don't fucking care.

Maybe he can convince them to let him shoot Turkmens when they try to cross the Atrak?

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48 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Bass Slayer just asking (stupid) questions:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Stop asking stupid questions

 

hahahaha

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Korean MAGA guy who advocated for the firing of others and reveled in their misery gets fired from his job (again). KARMA.

 

 

The first guy clearly bought into the propaganda that he was a "real" American/person.  Unlike the rest of the voting people.  

21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The first guy clearly bought into the propaganda that he was a "real" American/person.  Unlike the rest of the voting people.  

The second guy thinks that there’s nothing that MAGA loves more than some immigrant dude from Korea taking away white jobs.   Mr. Lee also wants to repeal the 19th amendment. He opines that women need to be controlled by their male overlords.   

I wonder if that blonde California library coed who started the Ching Chong phone call meme is available on a dating app?

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One helluva headline:

'A terrible feeling': Man who deported thousands of people learns he's undocumented

https://abc7chicago.com/post/raul-rodriguez-border-patrol-us-military-cbp/12883822/

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Rodriguez says he had no idea he'd been born in Mexico before his father's confession that day, but he knew immediately how serious the situation was. He'd spent nearly two decades working for the US government at the border.

By his estimates, he'd helped deport thousands of people while working for US Customs and Border Protection and before that, for the Immigration and Naturalization Service. Suddenly, he found himself on the opposite end of the spectrum, fighting for a chance to stay in the United States.

He lost so much so quickly after that: his job at CBP, his friends in law enforcement, his sense of self. He hasn't seen his father since that day in April 2018 and says he never wants to speak with him again.

 

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24 minutes ago, Foosters said:

One helluva headline:

'A terrible feeling': Man who deported thousands of people learns he's undocumented

https://abc7chicago.com/post/raul-rodriguez-border-patrol-us-military-cbp/12883822/

 

Fuck that guy for not wanting to talk to his father who risked everything so the ingrate son could have the very life that he's now mad about losing. 

15 hours ago, Slacks said:

I've paid taxes to the only country to ever deploy a nuclear weapon... Twice

Can I get the contact for your CPA?

16 hours ago, Slacks said:

Not sure if y'all noticed, but people take money from SA all the time, especially entertainers. Nobody is tarnished. 

Liv golfers? 

Formula 1?

Dana White? 

Saudi Aramco expats? 

What tarnish are we talking about?

A few of us may think about it and wish it were different, but none of us is turning down $10MM+ to perform a set.

I turned down a lot less than $10MM from Aramco because fuck them. 

Linda Lee is a multi-issue voter: bacon and eggs

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - The price of eggs will be the least of your worries going forward, Linda.
 

Check out this guy

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Republican-endorsing journalist who had a work visa, and was waiting on a green card, deported back to El Salvador by ICE after being arrested by police covering a No Kings protest in Atlanta

 

 

It's like spousal abuse but at the political level. "I know he hurts me, but he doesn't mean it, and I still love him."

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

It's like spousal abuse but at the political level. "I know he hurts me, but he doesn't mean it, and I still love him."

I wanna be white so bad.

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oh fuck off, Theo

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you're white, male, rich, and dumb...you're the American ubermensch, you'll be fine. 

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pooooor sally

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

pooooor sally

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

 

 

Oh Sally....you're so close to getting it.  But we also know....you never will.  Because to "get it" would mean that you realize that you were wrong, and the person you placed all your trust in not only didn't help you, he gleefully accelerated you getting utterly fucked.

The more people who can get utterly fucked raises the odds from nil to unlikely that something might happen in the midterms, should we actually have midterms (which I doubt).

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The more people who can get utterly fucked raises the odds from nil to unlikely that something might happen in the midterms, should we actually have midterms (which I doubt).

Well, you're right on the second point (we won't have a full set of mid-term elections).  But on the first, it won't matter.  They'll just blame Biden, because his policies (not that they can identify any on a cause-effect basis) were SO bad, even Lord God Trump couldn't undo the damage in a mere two years.  Trump just needs more time, with a fully captive House and Senate, to work THE TRUMP MIRACLE AND MAKE AMERICA THE GREATEST AND BESTEST EVER WITH FREE HEALTHCARE BUT ONLY FOR GOOD CHRISTIAN WHITE PEOPLE NOT THOSE FREELOADERS YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN blah blah blah.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, you're right on the second point (we won't have a full set of mid-term elections).  But on the first, it won't matter.  They'll just blame Biden, because his policies (not that they can identify any on a cause-effect basis) were SO bad, even Lord God Trump couldn't undo the damage in a mere two years.  Trump just needs more time, with a fully captive House and Senate, to work THE TRUMP MIRACLE AND MAKE AMERICA THE GREATEST AND BESTEST EVER WITH FREE HEALTHCARE BUT ONLY FOR GOOD CHRISTIAN WHITE PEOPLE NOT THOSE FREELOADERS YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN blah blah blah.

I am rolling my eyes so hard.

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

pooooor sally

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

 

 

OnlyFans is hiring, Sally.

Those of you who think we won't have legit midterms in 2026 sort of crack me up.  

Ask yourself this.  What's the harm in mid-term elections to a man who always declares victory and never admits defeat?  Either Republicans actually carry the day, and then what the hell are we doing here anyway? Or, Democrats take the day, and the most capable persecution complex machine ever built gets spun up into ultra-high gear yet again.  It will be fraudulent, Republicans will have won Bigly, the deep state is back and I and I alone will fight that for you, as he says "follow me" to the people who only need his words as proof of something to once again be set in violent motion, etc.  It's actually the scenario that sets up all quite nicely for a final power grab.  

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3 hours ago, Foosters said:

pooooor sally

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

 

 

The thing that I’ve noticed more and more with these people is they seemingly thought he would just wave a magic wand and “fix” things. I realize that’s what he campaigned on, but it’s been wild to watch people that apparently actually believed he could and would do that. Or just give them money. They really are the dumbest among us. 

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

pooooor sally

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

 

 

Fucking freeloader bitch.

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42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Those of you who think we won't have legit midterms in 2026 sort of crack me up.  

Ask yourself this.  What's the harm in mid-term elections to a man who always declares victory and never admits defeat?  Either Republicans actually carry the day, and then what the hell are we doing here anyway? Or, Democrats take the day, and the most capable persecution complex machine ever built gets spun up into ultra-high gear yet again.  It will be fraudulent, Republicans will have won Bigly, the deep state is back and I and I alone will fight that for you, as he says "follow me" to the people who only need his words as proof of something to once again be set in violent motion, etc.  It's actually the scenario that sets up all quite nicely for a final power grab.  

Have to figure into your scenario the history of lower courts ruling against Republican bullshit. Sure, the Calvinball-on-high is demonstrably bought, paid for, and off the rails, but the narrative on the street would still be up in the air.

Color me surprised anyone thinks the midterms won't be a disaster.  ICE will be standing outside every polling place to ensure only white people vote. 

Counterpoint:

 

On 10/3/2025 at 3:21 PM, TwiceHorn said:

I wanna be white so bad.

Race and ethnicity are not the same thing. 

However, you could be referring to skin tone, counselor.

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Have to figure into your scenario the history of lower courts ruling against Republican bullshit. Sure, the Calvinball-on-high is demonstrably bought, paid for, and off the rails, but the narrative on the street would still be up in the air.

Trump:  I need X seats/votes.  They are there find them.  Or get rid of Y votes.

US Elections: OK.

Supreme Court: well actually.... it is perfectly legal...

Republican Votes: Obama called for a civil war!  

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7 hours ago, Foosters said:

pooooor sally

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sally loved Trump. Sally is now broke.

 

 

Would love to know what “field” her husband is in that had it so rough in the Biden years. 

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3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Would love to know what “field” her husband is in that had it so rough in the Biden years. 

Clemson NIL Department. 

13 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Would love to know what “field” her husband is in that had it so rough in the Biden years. 

Cross-burning services.  KKK outsources that now.  

13 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Would love to know what “field” her husband is in that had it so rough in the Biden years. 

He had a job during the Biden years.  He was fired in the (checks the math) Trump Years.

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Votes for Trump to "save the day!" 10 months later, his company files for bankruptcy. Womp womp

https://www.bicycleretailer.com/industry-news/2025/10/08/domestic-e-bike-assembler-ebc-files-chapter-7-bankruptcy

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Electric Bicycle Co., which assembled and painted custom e-bikes at its California facility, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation last week, listing total liabilities of $6.1 million, including secured claims of $960,000, and assets of $953,000.

South African-born Sean Lupton-Smith, following a career as a restaurateur, founded EBC about 14 years ago.

He told BRAIN on Wednesday that U.S. tariffs on imported components contributed to the failure.

“(I) thought Trump would save the day but in fact our tariffs on our parts went up from 25% to 55% and more,” he said in an email. “KILLED us as well as financing charges and other factors — but competitors are skirting tariffs through other countries — under invoicing and selling direct and often below costs without legitimate certifications, safety standards, etc.”

 

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The owner of a fucking e-bike company thought Trump would save him?  Holy fucking dumbass, Batman. Fuck you, Sean Lupton-Smith.

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3 hours ago, Foosters said:

South African-born Sean Lupton-Smith

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Why are we letting these fucking South Africans into this country? Unless their name is Charlize Theron, that's a hard no. 

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10 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Why are we letting these fucking South Africans into this country?

Diplomatic immunity?

longer thread, posting a couple

 

 

9 hours ago, Bookman said:

Why are we letting these fucking South Africans into this country? Unless their name is Charlize Theron, that's a hard no. 

If their name is Charlize Theron, the Brisketexan Policy of She Can have Asylum at my House is in full effect.  It was in an executive order, I'm sure of it.

They had to scrounge up the first plane-load of South African "refugees." I haven't heard of any additional who've come here. Certainly not an entire plane. Maybe not even enough to fill a gulfstream on its way back from relocating kidnapped refugees.

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18 hours ago, Chopper said:

longer thread, posting a couple

 

 

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An “independent that leans conservative” doesn’t vote for Donald Trump. He is not what he thinks he is, or won’t admit to it publicly. 

Oh Alan Reynolds, you ignorant slut. 

The whole I didn't expect this has become such a meme I can barely laugh at it anymore.

2 hours ago, G650 said:

The whole I didn't expect this has become such a meme I can barely laugh at it anymore.

the collective amnesia regarding dotard's first term is something historians will study for a long time. it's seriously like no one was alive before covid and everyone's consciousness starts around 7 January 2021

we're gonna trust a trump voter on whether their child is the one that is special needs?

22 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

who was the surly trump voter that had a special needs kid? wonder where he is now

 

One department employee told NPR: “This is decimating the office responsible for safeguarding the rights of infants, toddlers, children and youth with disabilities.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/13/special-education-department-layoffs

The ISD my kids are in here in Colorado is facing a $50m deficit in the budget for next year. It's largely due to Department of Education funding cuts. Fun times ahead.

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