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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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On 10/10/2025 at 6:56 AM, Bookman said:

Why are we letting these fucking South Africans into this country? Unless their name is Charlize Theron, that's a hard no. 

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Why are we letting these fucking South Africans into this country? Unless their name is Charlize Theron, that's a hard no. 

Think we can pull some strings for Tyla?

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2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Think we can pull some strings for Tyla?

Holy smokes. 

4 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Think we can pull some strings for Tyla?

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Yes I will allow it.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Take responsibility and stop crying you jobless idiot

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Classic Trump betrayal. Keep the innocent 🦏 out of this.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Just love him.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - "Forget about Epstein he's dead help us who are alive" ~ Struggling Trump voter

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Life is short

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Take responsibility and stop crying you jobless idiot

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Classic Trump betrayal. Keep the innocent 🦏 out of this.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Just love him.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - "Forget about Epstein he's dead help us who are alive" ~ Struggling Trump voter

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Life is short

 

 

 

Do these people think @‘ing his social media is actually going to reach him?  Or that he would care even if it did?  They are crying into the void and, once again, are the dumbest among us. 

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all i know is when i'm feeling particularly appalled or disgusted with the current state of the country and events, this thread at least makes me 😄

 

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On 10/13/2025 at 12:46 PM, G650 said:

The whole I didn't expect this has become such a meme I can barely laugh at it anymore.

I'm ready for the FO part to start thinning the maga herd

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do these people think @‘ing his social media is actually going to reach him?  Or that he would care even if it did?  They are crying into the void and, once again, are the dumbest among us. 

They are praying to their idiot god. 

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

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Example eleventy billion that you don’t have to be smart to be a CEO

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Example eleventy billion that you don’t have to be smart to be a CEO

if he was smart, he would’ve had his “Trump sucks” special glass decanter of Trump in a diaper. He’d be running two shifts trying to keep supply up

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16 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Think we can pull some strings for Tyla?

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Been pulling something for a while now 

10 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Been pulling something for a while now 

A while, you say? Nice humblebrag.

21 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do these people think @‘ing his social media is actually going to reach him?  Or that he would care even if it did?  They are crying into the void and, once again, are the dumbest among us. 

 

Yes. Yes.

 

These people are fucking dumb. Always remember that. 

 

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - When you arrive at the "Find Out" phase of your FAFO journey after just 9 months in.

 

 

*threw

A topless Eric better not pop out of that cake

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6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - When you arrive at the "Find Out" phase of your FAFO journey after just 9 months in.

 

 

Seems that USA Boom fisted himself.

What has happened is.....literally everything that everyone who warned you about Trump said would happen.  No mystery, no subtlety.  Just "hey, if we touch that hot stove, we will all get burned."  You now stand there crying with your blistered hand, wondering how this happened. When we fucking told you.  Repeatedly.  But you're just too.  FUCKING.  STUPID.  TO GRASP AND ACCEPT THE OBVIOUS.

I hate these people so, so, so much.  Because they didn't just inflict this on themselves.  They inflicted it on all of us.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seems that USA Boom fisted himself.

What has happened is.....literally everything that everyone who warned you about Trump said would happen.  No mystery, no subtlety.  Just "hey, if we touch that hot stove, we will all get burned."  You now stand there crying with your blistered hand, wondering how this happened. When we fucking told you.  Repeatedly.  But you're just too.  FUCKING.  STUPID.  TO GRASP AND ACCEPT THE OBVIOUS.

I hate these people so, so, so much.  Because they didn't just inflict this on themselves.  They inflicted it on all of us.

The step brothers clip is too perfect. It is 💯 accurate. 

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5 days later

Greer is the US Trade Rep

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jaguars are getting fat in alaska ....

 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

jaguars are getting fat in alaska ....

 

I don't know but my guess is the native village of Kipnuk isn't all that Trumpy.

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

jaguars are getting fat in alaska ....

 

Is it DEI because those who were affected were brown Eskimos (is there a more PC term these days)?  How could flood protection be deemed DEI?

I don't doubt Trump is too stupid to understand the far-reaching implications of doubling the price of NdFeB and SmCo magnets, but he's about to find out.  Won't make a difference, but the implications on US industry will be massive, including my company.

10 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I don't know but my guess is the native village of Kipnuk isn't all that Trumpy.

They actually went 50/39 for Harris.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't doubt Trump is too stupid to understand the far-reaching implications of doubling the price of NdFeB and SmCo magnets, but he's about to find out.  Won't make a difference, but the implications on US industry will be massive, including my company.

Well, since trump understands absolutely nothing….pretty safe bet you’re right.

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, since trump understands absolutely nothing….pretty safe bet you’re right.

Let's not forget, Trump once bankrupted a fucking casino. 

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't doubt Trump is too stupid to understand the far-reaching implications of doubling the price of NdFeB and SmCo magnets, but he's about to find out.  Won't make a difference, but the implications on US industry will be massive, including my company.

How do they work?

6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

How do they work?

I'll send you an invitation to my Ted Talk:

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Well, since trump understands absolutely nothing….pretty safe bet you’re right.
Hey, he had an uncle who was a professor at MIT. This means dotard was gifted super intelligence, libtard.
21 hours ago, C-Man said:

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I mean I can't read that article - I am kind of curious as to whom he did vote for ...

I mean, he could be an innocent. Virginia did go for Harris. 

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Is it DEI because those who were affected were brown Eskimos (is there a more PC term these days)?  How could flood protection be deemed DEI?

 

too many harris votes from the natives !

21 hours ago, C-Man said:

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i don't think those buyers will be flocking back to us products any time soon 

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I mean I can't read that article - I am kind of curious as to whom he did vote for ...

I mean, he could be an innocent. Virginia did go for Harris. 

The article doesn't say for whom he voted. It also mentions other aspects of the ongoing boycott, including some resort in Plattsburgh whose clientele *was* 70% Canadian.

Link if you want to read it: https://archive.is/dkdDl

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I mean I can't read that article - I am kind of curious as to whom he did vote for ...

I mean, he could be an innocent. Virginia did go for Harris. 

The town the distillery is in was 60/40 Trump and this guy owns the big business in town. Let's put it at 90% he voted for Trump. 

Wait, he also might work in private equity.  Make that 95%.

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

"innocent bystanders" lol

 

"Innocent of what?"

-Little Bill, Sheriff of Big Whiskey

 

 

Rep to you, as I too heard Liittle Bill when reading that. RIP Gene Hackman, sear in a ketchupless hell DJT.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

 How could flood protection be deemed DEI?

Trump probably heard the project involved dikes, and hates women who aren’t up for pussy grabbing.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Is it DEI because those who were affected were brown Eskimos (is there a more PC term these days)?  How could flood protection be deemed DEI?

Yes, the people who are affected are not white and their proposal for the funding probably used low income demographic information to establish a need for funding.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Is it DEI because those who were affected were brown Eskimos (is there a more PC term these days)?  How could flood protection be deemed DEI?

Although the name "Eskimo" was commonly used in Alaska to refer to Inuit and Yupik people of the world, this usage is now considered unacceptable by many or even most Alaska Natives, largely since it is a colonial name imposed by non-Indigenous people. Alaska Natives increasingly prefer to be known by the names they use in their own languages, such as Inupiaq or Yupik. "Inuit" is now the current term in Alaska and across the Arctic, and "Eskimo" is fading from use. The Inuit Circumpolar Council prefers the term "Inuit" but some other organizations use "Eskimo".

https://www.uaf.edu/anlc/research-and-resources/resources/archives/inuit_or_eskimo.php#:~:text=Alaska Natives increasingly prefer to,other organizations use "Eskimo".

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

i don't think those buyers will be flocking back to us products any time soon 

And all the soybean farmers may be surprised when China has no incentive to return back to their market if/when tariffs are lifted.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Although the name "Eskimo" was commonly used in Alaska to refer to Inuit and Yupik people of the world, this usage is now considered unacceptable by many or even most Alaska Natives, largely since it is a colonial name imposed by non-Indigenous people. Alaska Natives increasingly prefer to be known by the names they use in their own languages, such as Inupiaq or Yupik. "Inuit" is now the current term in Alaska and across the Arctic, and "Eskimo" is fading from use. The Inuit Circumpolar Council prefers the term "Inuit" but some other organizations use "Eskimo".

https://www.uaf.edu/anlc/research-and-resources/resources/archives/inuit_or_eskimo.php#:~:text=Alaska Natives increasingly prefer to,other organizations use "Eskimo".

 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

And all the soybean farmers may be surprised when China has no incentive to return back to their market if/when tariffs are lifted.

 

they know that they're uber fucked 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And all the soybean farmers may be surprised when China has no incentive to return back to their market if/when tariffs are lifted.

Great! More never ending farmer subsidies!

27 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Yes, the people who are affected are not white and their proposal for the funding probably used low income demographic information to establish a need for funding.

Also, I imagine since it's an EPA grant, it's related to climate change increasing the flooding risk.  It looks like Kipnuk is along a river delta emptying into sea, which tend to be at the greatest risk.  It's the economics of pollution: the rich profit from releasing the CO2 and the poor pay the costs.  But, if you don't believe in climate change, it's easy to ignore the root cause. 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they know that they're uber fucked 

Yep, pretty soon Monsanto, Bezos, Gates, etc., will be renting their previously owned to them .  Enjoy being serfs, you redneck morons.  You voted for it.

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