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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also that chick with swords for legs is a pied noir.

Her cousin Shirine Boutella also makes the list.  Just pretty people.

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25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This ain't Ben Shapiro...

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1 minute ago, SaucyJack said:

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Who's that weird white chick?  And where's her chimp?

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In recent years, I have reached the opinion that French Algerians are some of the most beautiful people around.  And yeah, if there ain't a lesson in there for all of us across the board: the most beautiful people are less often "pure breed whatever," and more often fantastic mixes of humanity.  Humanity would be amazing if we all just mixed all our shit up.   Delicious food, beautiful people, happiness.  Let's figure this shit out and get it done.

As an example of said french algerians, Nassima Benchicou:

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I dated a French Tunisian girl. It was a lot of fun (also great food).

Plus, she spoke four languages and was great fun and help to travel around. I remember her on the phone with her sister speaking French/Arabic, talking to me in English, then giving Spanish tourists directions in Spanish in Bordeaux all within about 30 seconds. She told me she learned Spanish by listening to Shakira while going to grad school in Mexico, of all things, and English by taking English lectured college classes in France.

Agree that mixing of cultures is the best thing in the world and it has greatly influenced my life experiences for the better. Honestly can't imagine my life without it. Wish others would get with the fucking program.

 

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
14 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

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Who's that weird white chick?  And where's her chimp?

Tee ...

 

Hee Hee.

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14 hours ago, ABZ said:

Agree that mixing of cultures is the best thing in the world and it has greatly influenced my life experiences for the better. Honestly can't imagine my life without it. Wish others would get with the fucking program.

This. I simply cannot understand the appeal of cultural purity. I think it, like most positions at the heart of modern conservatism, is driven by insecurity.

Conservatives are terrified of finding out that what they learned as children might be wrong. They fear adapting. Their brains treat new information as a virus. As soon as they are presented with facts that challenge them to reinterpret the world in a new light, the information immune system in their frightened little minds immediately sets to work rejecting it. “You can’t tell me Christopher Columbus was an asshole! He founded the USA and gave us the Second Amendment in Declaration of Independence!”

By far my most common reaction to conservative perspectives is this: Grow up. You’re supposed to be adults. The world is more complicated and diverse and beautiful than you were taught in kindergarten. Time to act like a god damned adult and face facts.

Or, you know, maybe vote for a bunch of Nazis because Meemaw and Peepaw never taught you about the Requerimiento and tikka masala.

On 10/16/2025 at 12:47 AM, flatdawgs said:

Brasil. Enough said.

(The French and British generally took a much dimmer view of such practices in their colonies than the Portuguese and Spanish did, hence the, um, fairly attractive populations of several of our neighbors to the south.)

Point of order-I don’t know a whole lot about French colonialism, but I’m pretty up to speed on the East India Company and fathering children was super common in Hong Kong and in India.  
 

It wasn’t until the dissolution of the company and the transfer of power to British colonial administrators that the British starting bringing over their families and not finding local companions.  

On 10/15/2025 at 9:33 PM, Anastasis said:

A post along the same lines got me a timeout back in the hornfans days. Katy didn't take too kindly. 

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

This. I simply cannot understand the appeal of cultural purity.

Now let's extend that viewpoint to food.  "Cultural appropriation" is such a fussy, ignorant concern.

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13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Now let's extend that viewpoint to food.  "Cultural appropriation" is such a fussy, ignorant concern.

I agree, 100%. Unfortunately, it’s the kind of misplaced hypersensitivity on the left that leads morons to vote for Nazis because everything is so “woke.” 

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See for instance the delicious "al pastor" spit-roasted dish of Mexico, the predecessor of which was brought by Lebanese immigrants as "doner/shawarma".  I celebrate all their catalogs.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Now let's extend that viewpoint to food.  "Cultural appropriation" is such a fussy, ignorant concern.


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Wait can you be so into cultural relativism that you become ethnocentric again?

39 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I agree, 100%. Unfortunately, it’s the kind of misplaced hypersensitivity on the left that leads morons to vote for Nazis because everything is so “woke.” 

I mean I kinda get it ("they took everything else now they're going to take our culture"), but your point about cultural purity is spot on.  There's also a tinge or more of cultural superiority (supremacy?) implicit in it.

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21 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

That's Ben Shapiro

Not dry enough. 

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American cultural purity... what, like guns, Marvel/Disney, Michael Jackson, guns, and deep fried everything?

i mean yeah, there's jazz, TexMex and Tennessee Williams...but miscegenation and 'wokeness' produced those things. 

i can't imagine a more boring world than nothing but pure, white, American culture 😝

the fuck outta here with that

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

American cultural purity... what, like guns, Marvel/Disney, Michael Jackson, guns, and deep fried everything?

i mean yeah, there's jazz, TexMex and Tennessee Williams...but miscegenation and 'wokeness' produced those things. 

i can't imagine a more boring world than nothing but pure, white, American culture 😝

the fuck outta here with that

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I think @Brisketexan has that cookbook.

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


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After reading JJ’s post about pastor I was hungry. 
 

Then this abomination. Pox on your house. 

Revised and updated, to remain current with the continued evolution of the hot dish. But also classic fare. 

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Sorry for the pathetic screenshot, it's like 15+ years old. 

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This was my DNA result with a Persian father, Irish mother, and Chinese great-grandfather on my mother's side. 

I'm almost 50, a few grey hairs right now (but starting to speed up, I think). My sister is 39 and looks like she's 25 (fuck off). 

I'd be lying to you if I wasn't a bit insecure about being a mutt growing up, now I'm more thankful than ever. 

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18 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Sorry for the pathetic screenshot, it's like 15+ years old. 

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This was my DNA result with a Persian father, Irish mother, and Chinese great-grandfather on my mother's side. 

I'm almost 50, a few grey hairs right now (but starting to speed up, I think). My sister is 39 and looks like she's 25 (fuck off). 

I'd be lying to you if I wasn't a bit insecure about being a mutt growing up, now I'm more thankful than ever. 

39, looks like 25, and likes to fuck off? wheelhouse.

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

American cultural purity... what, like guns, Marvel/Disney, Michael Jackson, guns, and deep fried everything?

i mean yeah, there's jazz, TexMex and Tennessee Williams...but miscegenation and 'wokeness' produced those things. 

i can't imagine a more boring world than nothing but pure, white, American culture 😝

the fuck outta here with that

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I dunno… but when I travel abroad. After 3-4 days of eating the local cuisine. I really really crave a good American burger. Or American Chinese food. 

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4 hours ago, YChang said:

I dunno… but when I travel abroad. After 3-4 days of eating the local cuisine. I really really crave a good American burger. Or American Chinese food. 

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I dunno… but when I travel abroad. After 3-4 days of eating the local cuisine. I really really crave a good American burger. Or American Chinese food. 

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40 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Username checks out?

I thinks it more like "Why, Chang?"

10 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Sorry for the pathetic screenshot, it's like 15+ years old. 

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This was my DNA result with a Persian father, Irish mother, and Chinese great-grandfather on my mother's side. 

I'm almost 50, a few grey hairs right now (but starting to speed up, I think). My sister is 39 and looks like she's 25 (fuck off). 

I'd be lying to you if I wasn't a bit insecure about being a mutt growing up, now I'm more thankful than ever. 

You got the Irish size dick, didn’t you?

On 10/17/2025 at 10:34 AM, BrickHorn said:

This. I simply cannot understand the appeal of cultural purity. I think it, like most positions at the heart of modern conservatism, is driven by insecurity.

Conservatives are terrified of finding out that what they learned as children might be wrong. They fear adapting. Their brains treat new information as a virus. As soon as they are presented with facts that challenge them to reinterpret the world in a new light, the information immune system in their frightened little minds immediately sets to work rejecting it. “You can’t tell me Christopher Columbus was an asshole! He founded the USA and gave us the Second Amendment in Declaration of Independence!”

By far my most common reaction to conservative perspectives is this: Grow up. You’re supposed to be adults. The world is more complicated and diverse and beautiful than you were taught in kindergarten. Time to act like a god damned adult and face facts.

Or, you know, maybe vote for a bunch of Nazis because Meemaw and Peepaw never taught you about the Requerimiento and tikka masala.

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12 minutes ago, tigol said:

Thing is, although there are a goodly number of people that were raised to believe in some form of cultural purity, I think there's an even larger number that hadn't given it much thought until this:

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Fuck the cubans -- Mark and the ethnic ones too

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On 10/18/2025 at 7:30 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Sorry for the pathetic screenshot, it's like 15+ years old. 

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This was my DNA result with a Persian father, Irish mother, and Chinese great-grandfather on my mother's side. 

I'm almost 50, a few grey hairs right now (but starting to speed up, I think). My sister is 39 and looks like she's 25 (fuck off). 

I'd be lying to you if I wasn't a bit insecure about being a mutt growing up, now I'm more thankful than ever. 

Yu Darvish is still more fucked up

On 10/18/2025 at 9:03 PM, Gatorubet said:

You got the Irish size dick, didn’t you?

Jealous? 

On 10/18/2025 at 10:30 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Sorry for the pathetic screenshot, it's like 15+ years old. 

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This was my DNA result with a Persian father, Irish mother, and Chinese great-grandfather on my mother's side. 

I'm almost 50, a few grey hairs right now (but starting to speed up, I think). My sister is 39 and looks like she's 25 (fuck off). 

I'd be lying to you if I wasn't a bit insecure about being a mutt growing up, now I'm more thankful than ever. 

In my family, there were hushed rumors that my Great Grandmother was, GASP, Jewish and that her grandfather was Chickahominy!  What a scandal!  She always looked exotic, mysterious,  a bit eccentric, and she never talked about her family.   Move forward 40 years after she passed away and I took a genetic DNA test. (First in my immediate family that I know of)  I was looking forward to digging into the salacious family secrets and finding cool links to other cultures.  Welp, I'm 100% basic white boy.  My exotic 'Nana' was from a prominent southern baptist VA/NC family of Irish decent.  So whilst you might have had some insecurity about your genetic heritage, I'm over here fuming that I'm mostly descended from gossipy bitches that didn't know what they were talking about.

My mother was soooooo sure that her grandmother was 'secretly' Jewish that she brought in a Rabi to see her on her death bed.  You can't make this stuff up.  Sigh

To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch 

19 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch 

For the Gothic Heroine

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch 

That makes you have 1/4 wooden shoe blood Dr. Brinker.  You’ll never be King of Rex now.

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Bet she gave a mean dutch rudder.

She was not from Havana!

11 hours ago, locodos said:

For the Gothic Heroine

kinda wild this happened in real life a few years later with kanye

i mean, yeah, basically.

suck it up, buttercup.

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

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"Elect me and I'll raise your costs!"

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On 10/19/2025 at 4:51 PM, Chopper said:

Fuck the cubans -- Mark and the ethnic ones too

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So I'm on board with the general idea that cultural purity as a concept is rubbish . . . with one big caveat: philosophy.

Unlike most countries in the world, the United States of America is not an ethno-state.  Japan is a nation because that's where the Japanese live.  Ireland is a nation because that's where the Irish live.  Germany is a nation because that's where the Germans live (at least, it's where they live now after they all got kicked out of Czechia, Poland, and elsewhere after WWII).  But the United States of America is different.  It's not a nation because it's where some people called the "Americans" live; it's a nation because that's where a group of people set up a government based on certain self-evident truths, that all men are created equal, and that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, among which are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  The United States is not an ethno-state; it's an ideological state.  And it has been from its foundation.

So when the Cubans come in and bring their hot women and their delicious sandwiches and their rockin' music and their curious take on language and their questionable taste in fashion, it doesn't threaten the foundations of the United States.  Because the United States is not an ethno-state.  It doesn't matter whether we're eating hot dish or Cuban sandwiches or pizza or listening to R&B or salsa or country music.  It only matters that we broadly agree on the basic rights and liberties and obligations enshrined in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.

But when the Cubans also bring along their love of fascism and try to re-establish the Bautista dictatorship here, then I do object.  And I do have a problem with the importation of that bit of their culture.  And if they are unwilling to adopt our culture on those points and want to import their own ideosyncratic culture of kleptocratic fascism, then I think they absolutely should fuck all the way off and be deported.

I single out the Cubans on this because that's whom the post I'm quoting is about, but that goes for any nationality.  Russians who think Putinism ought to be emulated here; Arabs who think a North American caliphate would be a splendid idea; Chileans who come here thinking we ought to have an American equivalent of the Pinochet dictatorship; or a certain Persian who thinks she shah was just great and we ought to import the absolute monarchy of pre-revolution Iran to the United States--fuck all of them.

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5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It doesn't matter whether we're eating hot dish or Cuban sandwiches or pizza or listening to R&B or salsa or country music. 

It matters a little if you're listening to country music.

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