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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Paying a reasonable price to enjoy a tasty, satisfying breakfast in a pleasant cafe to own the libs. 

$15 for that is not a reasonable price.

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

$15 for that is not a reasonable price.

Sorry to hear about your coma.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What makes a coffee shop transgender?  Like....you order a coffee, but it identifies as tea?  I don't get it.

unisex restroom

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

$15 for that is not a reasonable price.

Maybe not in El Campo

33 minutes ago, tokamak said:

We have a bunch of IT guys that have been around forever and can barely install a printer. I suspect those facts are related. I doubt they're raking in the coin. Not everyone is a ringer.

Financial goal: reduce unnecessary printing 

goal met. 

37 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

My folder "Tax Docs" could win the Nobel Prize for "bit naturals MILF" searches.

*Noble

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

We have a bunch of IT guys that have been around forever and can barely install a printer. I suspect those facts are related. I doubt they're raking in the coin. Not everyone is a ringer.

And, I'm not sure "IT" was that great a job until somewhere around the dot.com bubble.  That bubble raised a lot of boats, but not all of them, and IT covers a lot of territory.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

"If they knew that I wanted to erase them from existence, they'd happily see me killed."

Uh, yeah. That's kinda how this shit works

Yep, who wants to kill whom?  They'd probably at worst ask him to leave.

There are lifelong dumbasses in every field.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait wut

What, you don't have a local transgender coffee shop?

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16 minutes ago, safe sex said:

What, you don't have a local transgender coffee shop?

Drag brunch is best I can do

 

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20 minutes ago, safe sex said:

What, you don't have a local transgender coffee shop?

Actually.....not a coffee shop, but a couple of years ago, I ordered Whataburger breakfast curbside (I still dig the jalapeno cheddar biscuit).  I park, employee brings out my order, gets to my window to hand it to me.  It's clearly either a transgender (m to f) or transvestite person.  In any case, had perfect makeup, earrings, etc. - really put some effort into her look for the day.  It actually spontaneously make me smile, and I said "your look is on-point today" - she lit up with a great smile.  That's it, that was our total interaction.

Why in the fucking FUCK would you choose to not like that person, or even insult or hurt them, when you could just pay a compliment and be rewarded by a smile, and knowing you made another human being happy for a moment?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with us?

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Sorry to hear about your coma.

I didn't say it wasn't the price, I said it was not a reasonable price.

52 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yep, who wants to kill whom?  They'd probably at worst ask him to leave.

I like to think they knew exactly what his politics were and spit in his food.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What makes a coffee shop transgender?

All the donuts in the pastry case used to be kolaches. 

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12 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

All the donuts in the pastry case used to be kolaches. 

Koblasniks 

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Koblasniks 

Never stop, surly.

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Koblasniks 

Klobásníks, imo.

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

My folder "Tax Docs" could win the Nobel Prize for "big naturals MILF" searches.

I’m going to need a copy of your files. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Klobásníks, imo.

Klobásníky

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I like to think they knew exactly what his politics were and spit in his food.

“It’s for a conservative.”

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually.....not a coffee shop, but a couple of years ago, I ordered Whataburger breakfast curbside (I still dig the jalapeno cheddar biscuit).  I park, employee brings out my order, gets to my window to hand it to me.  It's clearly either a transgender (m to f) or transvestite person.  In any case, had perfect makeup, earrings, etc. - really put some effort into her look for the day.  It actually spontaneously make me smile, and I said "your look is on-point today" - she lit up with a great smile.  That's it, that was our total interaction.

Why in the fucking FUCK would you choose to not like that person, or even insult or hurt them, when you could just pay a compliment and be rewarded by a smile, and knowing you made another human being happy for a moment?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with us?

As my local BBQ joint has preached for the last twenty years:

 

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9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Dinesh.  You absolute fucking idiot.  And Vivek too.

You stood among the xenophobic haters, and shouted "I'm one of you!" for years.  And like a fool, you thought you were.  

You never were.  You never will be.  You were a useful idiot for them, until you were no longer useful.  They were always going to turn on you.  Always.  We told you.  You didn't listen.  Idiots like you never do.  You sold your soul....to and for a group that literally hates you.  How pathetic and stupid.

Of course Dinesh is an idiot, he banged Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham

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9 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

First guy I ever had to fire literally had a folder on his work laptop titled "(Employee's) Porn." And it was. Called IT, HR, and the managing partner in before it was opened.

You going to share or what?

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9 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

First guy I ever had to fire literally had a folder on his work laptop titled "(Employee's) Porn." And it was. Called IT, HR, and the managing partner in before it was opened.

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Dinesh, Vivek, Kash, Ms. 2nd lady.... You know what they have in common?

They're Indian? No no no.... They're power hungry tit suckers who look for the most opportune moment to find their chance to move up to the next rung on the ladder. It's just fucking unfortunate that they are also Indian (and so many other Indians are just like them). So fuck them when their power grab bites them back. 

And I'm the son of two Indian immigrants with many family members that are just like them. 

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually.....not a coffee shop, but a couple of years ago, I ordered Whataburger breakfast curbside (I still dig the jalapeno cheddar biscuit).  I park, employee brings out my order, gets to my window to hand it to me.  It's clearly either a transgender (m to f) or transvestite person.  In any case, had perfect makeup, earrings, etc. - really put some effort into her look for the day.  It actually spontaneously make me smile, and I said "your look is on-point today" - she lit up with a great smile.  That's it, that was our total interaction.

Why in the fucking FUCK would you choose to not like that person, or even insult or hurt them, when you could just pay a compliment and be rewarded by a smile, and knowing you made another human being happy for a moment?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with us?

It's crazy... One of my friends is kind to everyone, and always says, "Just be kind to one another..." Until anything or anyone "alphabet" comes up then he goes nuts on how terrible it is or they are. It makes me wonder what happened to him when he was young. 

Occasionally he listens when I tell him it has zero impact on him, except mentally because he thinks about it the way he does.

10 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

*Noble

Nobull? 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Is that true? The owner of Trump Burger was deported?

 


Just checked. No, the owner of Trump burger has not yet been deported, but he is facing deportation after being arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for overstaying his visa. 

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Just checked. No, the owner of Trump burger has not yet been deported, but he is facing deportation after being arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for overstaying his visa. 

 

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11 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Dinesh, Vivek, Kash, Ms. 2nd lady.... You know what they have in common?

They're Indian? No no no.... They're power hungry tit suckers who look for the most opportune moment to find their chance to move up to the next rung on the ladder. It's just fucking unfortunate that they are also Indian (and so many other Indians are just like them). So fuck them when their power grab bites them back. 

And I'm the son of two Indian immigrants with many family members that are just like them. 

How long until all the MAGA white nationalists stuff being spun up spills over to Jewish people?
 

Trump will have to figure out how to condemn the MAGA that support him when they go after Stephen Miller, Kushner, Loomer, Lutnick, etc 

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

How long until all the MAGA white nationalists stuff being spun up spills over to Jewish people?
 

Trump will have to figure out how to condemn the MAGA that support him when they go after Stephen Miller, Kushner, Loomer, Lutnick, etc 

how long? Been there all along

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Conservative commentator and Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro finds out that fostering hate, division and bigotry over the years can backfire spectacularly

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

How long until all the MAGA white nationalists stuff being spun up spills over to Jewish people?

 

 

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11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Just checked. No, the owner of Trump burger has not yet been deported, but he is facing deportation after being arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for overstaying his visa. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

how long? Been there all along

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Conservative commentator and Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro finds out that fostering hate, division and bigotry over the years can backfire spectacularly

I get that theme of this thread.  But this and the Vivek/D'nesh stuff goes way beyond "I voted against my own interests" into "this shit is scary as fuck" territory.

Yes, yes, I know this has been our concern all along.  But the way the worst have come out of the woodwork is just incredibly demoralizing.  

 

23 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

First guy I ever had to fire literally had a folder on his work laptop titled "(Employee's) Porn." And it was. Called IT, HR, and the managing partner in before it was opened.

We has a maga machinist at work who used to watch porn right as his lathe while anyone walked by.  HR finally put an end to it.  He was also a high school girls volleyball ref which I found even creepier.

36 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I get that theme of this thread.  But this and the Vivek/D'nesh stuff goes way beyond "I voted against my own interests" into "this shit is scary as fuck" territory.

Yes, yes, I know this has been our concern all along.  But the way the worst have come out of the woodwork is just incredibly demoralizing.  

 

The bigger issue, IMO, is that Vivek, Kash and D'nesh would all vote for Trump again tomorrow even with all this shit coming out. How do you break the cult's hold on people?  

1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

The bigger issue, IMO, is that Vivek, Kash and D'nesh would all vote for Trump again tomorrow even with all this shit coming out. How do you break the cult's hold on people?  

They will stop catering to MAGA when MAGA stops paying all their bills.

5 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

They will stop catering to MAGA when MAGA stops paying all their bills.

^This.  Maybe the implicit threat of force on their families that MAGA is expressing now may be a wakeup call.  But really, I think HDB is right.  It's always been about the grift.

I was told on this very board I was fearmongering.

But those same people also believed the 2017-2019 period was great. So clearly they are morons.

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38 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

We has a maga machinist at work who used to watch porn right as his lathe while anyone walked by.  HR finally put an end to it.  He was also a high school girls volleyball ref which I found even creepier.

I worked at an REO sweatshop for a year or so.  We had a BPO department with a half-dozen women that took orders and farmed them out to agents all over the country.  One of the women (fat and ugly BTW) was doing some serious email sexting with some podunk realtor somewhere.  One morning the boss calls me in her office, says "close the door".  Says "hey, Connie's been doing some seriously nasty shit over email and I'm about to fire her.  When I call her in, run over to her desk and shut down and unplug her computer so she can't destroy anything".   I said "sure thing...but just how nasty are we talking?".

She said "illegal in most southern states nasty".   

 

14 hours ago, Slacks said:

It's crazy... One of my friends is kind to everyone, and always says, "Just be kind to one another..." Until anything or anyone "alphabet" comes up then he goes nuts on how terrible it is or they are. It makes me wonder what happened to him when he was young. 

Occasionally he listens when I tell him it has zero impact on him, except mentally because he thinks about it the way he does.

That friend is gay or at least confused by gay curious thoughts and/or dreams. 

1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

We has a maga machinist at work who used to watch porn right as his lathe while anyone walked by.  HR finally put an end to it.  He was also a high school girls volleyball ref which I found even creepier.

What's his Surly handle?

44 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I worked at an REO sweatshop for a year or so.  We had a BPO department with a half-dozen women that took orders and farmed them out to agents all over the country.  One of the women (fat and ugly BTW) was doing some serious email sexting with some podunk realtor somewhere.  One morning the boss calls me in her office, says "close the door".  Says "hey, Connie's been doing some seriously nasty shit over email and I'm about to fire her.  When I call her in, run over to her desk and shut down and unplug her computer so she can't destroy anything".   I said "sure thing...but just how nasty are we talking?".

She said "illegal in most southern states nasty".   

 

New motto?

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45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I worked at an REO sweatshop for a year or so. 

When you finally left, did you say 'I believe it's time for me to fly?'

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