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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

The way that guy pronounces the long Ō is incredibly grating. If I was on a jury I would pass a note to the judge requesting that guy shut the fuck up. 

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10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Who could have seen that coming

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/because let's face it.  That's where this is headed.

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

With the last name Hamburger, and he pours out a French drink? Beer makes way more sense. 

Just now, workswithseed said:

With the last name Hamburger, and he pours out a French drink? Beer makes way more sense. 

It goes better with Freedom Fries too.

6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The way that guy pronounces the long Ō is incredibly grating. If I was on a jury I would pass a note to the judge requesting that guy shut the fuck up. 

His wikipedia shows no mention of birthplace or early life. He's hiding something.

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

So, Donald Trump didn't do what you wanted him to do after you did what he wanted you to do.

Interesting.

If only there'd been some way to see that coming, amirite...?

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Question for our Surly Latinos—

 

If Mexicans/Latinos in America were anti-woman for a president, and those same Mexicans/Latinos love their home country and culture, then why are they so proud of Mexico’s first female president and how did she get elected? 

I've had this thought...  and this is where I'm at right now. (And I not just talking about Latinos)  Perhaps the story of America is that people who were NOT successful in their home countries or were so extreme that they needed a fresh start immigrated. They brought their collective disfunction here. (both in the past and present)   My family tree is almost entirely populated by religious zealots, Jacobites kicked out of Scotland by the victorious English, or later in the Highland clearances.   So let's just be honest, these weren't the best and brightest.  They were desperate losers.

People don't uproot their lives and make risky journeys because they have it so good at home and things are great.

So maybe the folks we have here are not of the same caliber and that's why we can't have nice things.

tl/dr Maybe we are the Dunning-Kruger of nations

 

Ledge shots anyone?

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20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

His wikipedia shows no mention of birthplace or early life. He's hiding something.

Its in one of those suspiciously Bavarian villages in Argentina...isn't it...

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.  It's truly like none of y'all have been paying attention.  The Republicans can burn a building down, on live TV, then stand out front of the ashes and lament how the Democrats did this.

This meme is ironclad law now:

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We won't know how ironclad it is until the next election. The Republicans could very well get their shit handed to them.

The voters who swung the election for Trump are fickle. 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Lotta fancy words to say you're a pirate.

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11 minutes ago, locodos said:

I've had this thought...  and this is where I'm at right now. (And I not just talking about Latinos)  Perhaps the story of America is that people who were NOT successful in their home countries or were so extreme that they needed a fresh start immigrated. They brought their collective disfunction here. (both in the past and present)   My family tree is almost entirely populated by religious zealots, Jacobites kicked out of Scotland by the victorious English, or later in the Highland clearances.   So let's just be honest, these weren't the best and brightest.  They were desperate losers.

People don't uproot their lives and make risky journeys because they have it so good at home and things are great.

So maybe the folks we have here are not of the same caliber and that's why we can't have nice things.

tl/dr Maybe we are the Dunning-Kruger of nations

 

Ledge shots anyone?

John Winger already covered this in the early 80s

 

16 minutes ago, locodos said:

I've had this thought...  and this is where I'm at right now. (And I not just talking about Latinos)  Perhaps the story of America is that people who were NOT successful in their home countries or were so extreme that they needed a fresh start immigrated. They brought their collective disfunction here. (both in the past and present)   My family tree is almost entirely populated by religious zealots, Jacobites kicked out of Scotland by the victorious English, or later in the Highland clearances.   So let's just be honest, these weren't the best and brightest.  They were desperate losers.

People don't uproot their lives and make risky journeys because they have it so good at home and things are great.

So maybe the folks we have here are not of the same caliber and that's why we can't have nice things.

tl/dr Maybe we are the Dunning-Kruger of nations

 

Ledge shots anyone?

I feel this is becoming painfully obvious. 

24 minutes ago, locodos said:

I've had this thought...  and this is where I'm at right now. (And I not just talking about Latinos)  Perhaps the story of America is that people who were NOT successful in their home countries or were so extreme that they needed a fresh start immigrated. They brought their collective disfunction here. (both in the past and present)   My family tree is almost entirely populated by religious zealots, Jacobites kicked out of Scotland by the victorious English, or later in the Highland clearances.   So let's just be honest, these weren't the best and brightest.  They were desperate losers.

People don't uproot their lives and make risky journeys because they have it so good at home and things are great.

So maybe the folks we have here are not of the same caliber and that's why we can't have nice things.

tl/dr Maybe we are the Dunning-Kruger of nations

 

Ledge shots anyone?

I mean, look at the people who founded Texas.

/ducks

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lolz well yall are stuck with Elon for now, least until the honeymoon is over and his bromance with Trump hit its first rough patch

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51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Only took them one Scaramucci to reach the “Find Out” stage. 

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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So the guy who said he'd give Israel the go ahead to do whatever they wanted in Gaza wasn't the best candidate for Muslims to support?

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My FIL and his wife (my wife's stepmom)voted for Trump. The stepmom is the daughter of immigrants from Mexico. Her brother is gay and her sister is bi (just got out of a relationship of several years with a woman). Stepmom's brother and sister told us their relationship with my FIL and his wife has completely changed. The stepmom's daughter was texting with me today saying she's furious and would love to cut them out of her life (I don't see it happening).

The FIL and stepmom have been bugging my wife and I to have a third kid. That obviously isn't happening anymore. They also have asked us to come over close to every other weekend so they can see their grandkids. I told my wife I was good with maybe coming over once a month or even less than that. Lots of FAFO going on.

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56 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

except pitbulls. 

i mean we all know if pitbulls could vote they'd be maga.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

There's nothing super complicated,  I just think about who benefits and put down some hedges (however small) aligned to how they benefit. The key thing is that the cost of the risk you take is a lot smaller than the upside if things go that way. 
You aren't fucking anyone over, though. It's more like buying an umbrella (or for that matter a gun), just in case. 

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31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

From a cursory search, he seems like a quasi-intellectual who has a lawyers knack for trying to establish a niche for himself by reinterpreting what was settled many decades prior and he pretends to know the mind of the authors of the Constitution.     But his ideas seem to falter under rudimentary scrutiny from what I can tell.   If we want to be strict constitutionalists, then let's do it.  Tell me his address and I will open my mustard-gas manufacturing facility right next door to his home and kids.  I mean, where does the constitution claim I cannot manufacture chemicals and use industrial fans to direct the flow of the waste?   

His free speech stuff is equally idiotic.   Since the founders could have no predicted that there would be a megaphone of advertising, we should be allowed to slander/libel one another.  I am sure if I created AI images of him before and after raping animals and children he would have no problem with this, especially if I had the resources to blast it 24-7 on banners, websites, articles, and tv/radio-stations.   And then when someone caves in his skull with a metal dildo, I am sure he would be happy to know that I can wash my hands of this, because it is constitutionally protected speech.   

Administrative power rose up likely out of necessity to get experts in regions to help set standards because of the complexity and expertise required.  The idea of creating separations in drilling oil wells was largely because of SpindleTop where ignorant masses wanted to get their piece of the pie and in doing so, fucked everything up by overdrilling the formation, damaging the environment both in terms of water and air contamination.   Yeah, environmental concerns dating back to the early 1900s in this state was a thing.  

 

17 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean we all know if pitbulls could vote they'd be maga.

From Miami, right?

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Hawaii? Good, add Hawaii to the list of places we invade and annex. And make sure kids learn history and geography in school.

Mister, we could use a man like William McKinley again....

28 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean we all know if pitbulls could vote they'd be maga.

My pit is a straight up communist 

exactly! guarantee he idolizes Putin.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I mean, look at the people who founded Texas.

/ducks

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smith probably didnt blue for trump but why not 

50 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My FIL and his wife (my wife's stepmom)voted for Trump. The stepmom is the daughter of immigrants from Mexico. Her brother is gay and her sister is bi (just got out of a relationship of several years with a woman). Stepmom's brother and sister told us their relationship with my FIL and his wife has completely changed. The stepmom's daughter was texting with me today saying she's furious and would love to cut them out of her life (I don't see it happening).

The FIL and stepmom have been bugging my wife and I to have a third kid. That obviously isn't happening anymore. They also have asked us to come over close to every other weekend so they can see their grandkids. I told my wife I was good with maybe coming over once a month or even less than that. Lots of FAFO going on.

Pics of sister, por favor.  

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Nice somewhat deep cut

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1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My FIL and his wife (my wife's stepmom)voted for Trump. The stepmom is the daughter of immigrants from Mexico. Her brother is gay and her sister is bi (just got out of a relationship of several years with a woman). Stepmom's brother and sister told us their relationship with my FIL and his wife has completely changed. The stepmom's daughter was texting with me today saying she's furious and would love to cut them out of her life (I don't see it happening).

The FIL and stepmom have been bugging my wife and I to have a third kid. That obviously isn't happening anymore. They also have asked us to come over close to every other weekend so they can see their grandkids. I told my wife I was good with maybe coming over once a month or even less than that. Lots of FAFO going on.

Pics of brother, por favor.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Well, I am pretty verklempt these days

1 hour ago, locodos said:

I've had this thought...  and this is where I'm at right now. (And I not just talking about Latinos)  Perhaps the story of America is that people who were NOT successful in their home countries or were so extreme that they needed a fresh start immigrated. They brought their collective disfunction here. (both in the past and present)   My family tree is almost entirely populated by religious zealots, Jacobites kicked out of Scotland by the victorious English, or later in the Highland clearances.   So let's just be honest, these weren't the best and brightest.  They were desperate losers.

People don't uproot their lives and make risky journeys because they have it so good at home and things are great.

So maybe the folks we have here are not of the same caliber and that's why we can't have nice things.

tl/dr Maybe we are the Dunning-Kruger of nations

 

Ledge shots anyone?

Yeah, there's probably a good bit of malcontent among immigrants to the US, especially early ones.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

From a cursory search, he seems like a quasi-intellectual who has a lawyers knack for trying to establish a niche for himself by reinterpreting what was settled many decades prior and he pretends to know the mind of the authors of the Constitution.     But his ideas seem to falter under rudimentary scrutiny from what I can tell.   If we want to be strict constitutionalists, then let's do it.  Tell me his address and I will open my mustard-gas manufacturing facility right next door to his home and kids.  I mean, where does the constitution claim I cannot manufacture chemicals and use industrial fans to direct the flow of the waste?   

His free speech stuff is equally idiotic.   Since the founders could have no predicted that there would be a megaphone of advertising, we should be allowed to slander/libel one another.  I am sure if I created AI images of him before and after raping animals and children he would have no problem with this, especially if I had the resources to blast it 24-7 on banners, websites, articles, and tv/radio-stations.   And then when someone caves in his skull with a metal dildo, I am sure he would be happy to know that I can wash my hands of this, because it is constitutionally protected speech.   

Administrative power rose up likely out of necessity to get experts in regions to help set standards because of the complexity and expertise required.  The idea of creating separations in drilling oil wells was largely because of SpindleTop where ignorant masses wanted to get their piece of the pie and in doing so, fucked everything up by overdrilling the formation, damaging the environment both in terms of water and air contamination.   Yeah, environmental concerns dating back to the early 1900s in this state was a thing.  

 

Yeah, it's a matter of institutional competence. Congress lacks the expertise and "agility" to respond to many of the pressures of modern nationhood.  Yeah, it's kind of undemocratic, but so is the electoral college, so is the Senate. and so on and so forth.

 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Pics of sister, por favor.  

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Pics of brother, por favor.

Wife and stepmom as well.

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

One day Alina's gonna pop a fake titty and fly around the room like a balloon.

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

We won't know how ironclad it is until the next election. The Republicans could very well get their shit handed to them.

The voters who swung the election for Trump are fickle. 


By the time the next election rolls around they won't be free or fair.  Project 2025 out front should have told you.

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no taxes on OT ???

no, no OT !!!!!

 

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30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

no taxes on OT ???

no, no OT !!!!!

 

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Thanks Obama.

6 hours ago, sidis said:

 

kopi luwak you fucking simps.

Sorry, I’m not including anus involved beans. 

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54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

no taxes on OT ???

no, no OT !!!!!

 

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Well, you don’t pay tax on OT if you don’t earn any OT.  Promise delivered!

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

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That may be the first truth Andrew Tate has ever spoken

Andrew Tate for Transportation Secretary.? Trump heard he was a "trafficking" expert. 

 

That's how he wants to cut the federal workforce, not Social Security.  To be fair though, they are both equally horrible ideas. 

15 hours ago, Nivek said:

a quasi-intellectual who has a lawyers knack for trying to establish a niche for himself by reinterpreting what was settled many decades prior and he pretends to know the mind of the authors of the Constitution.     But his ideas seem to falter under rudimentary scrutiny from what I can tell. 

That’s a lot of words to say someone is part of the Federalist Society 

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

That's how he wants to cut the federal workforce, not Social Security.  To be fair though, they are both equally horrible ideas. 

That would do great things immediately for unemployment, and eventually for wage growth.  Tremendous things. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That would do great things immediately for unemployment, and eventually for wage growth.  Tremendous things. 

God. One thing I refuse to do this time is listen/watch the press briefings (if there are any) and listen to his inane ramblings in front of Marine One. 

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