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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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10 hours ago, Chopper said:

Something bad happened to a young woman/dotard supporter who worked for a Congressperson from NJ

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Something bad did happen. It's just not what she wanted you to think.

It's a lovely story. She used a tattoo artist for help with the scar lacerations, and her co-conspirator had to google "zip ties near me" to stage the scene.

 

 

Now Natalie Greene and her co-conspirator face up to 5 years in prison and 3 years supervised release.

Seems very dedicated to Trump. She shouldn’t have scarred herself up because she didn’t appear bad looking.  As she’s a Rutgers law student, I assume Trump would’ve intervened to have charges dismissed, a law license issued, and added her to the DOJ to prosecute communist woke libs. But with the scars, he won’t have any interest in her. 

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5 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Seems very dedicated to Trump. She shouldn’t have scarred herself up because she didn’t appear bad looking.  As she’s a Rutgers law student, I assume Trump would’ve intervened to have charges dismissed, a law license issued, and added her to the DOJ to prosecute communist woke libs. But with the scars, he won’t have any interest in her. 

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This gal????

 

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12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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This gal????

 

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No, he's talking about a different girl who carved herself up and claimed she was assaulted by Democrats.

20 hours ago, Chopper said:

Something bad happened to a young woman/dotard supporter who worked for a Congressperson from NJ

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Something bad did happen. It's just not what she wanted you to think.

It's a lovely story. She used a tattoo artist for help with the scar lacerations, and her co-conspirator had to google "zip ties near me" to stage the scene.

 

 

Now Natalie Greene and her co-conspirator face up to 5 years in prison and 3 years supervised release.

Really surprised Habba Dabba do brought charges.

Also note that in the press release, she is referred to as "Special Attorney" Habba.  That's an effort to try and shield the consequences of her unlawful appointment.

28 USC 515 authorizes the AG to hire "special attorneys."  In Jack Smith's case, they argued that a Special Attorney can't exercise the same powers as a US Attorney and must be answerable to one, which Smith was and was not, respectively.  Guess what Habba's doing?  Halligan too.

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

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This gal????

 

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This is the woman who paid someone to cut her all over her body in order to blame Dems

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

This is the woman who paid someone to cut her all over her body in order to blame Dems

Former Republican aide accused of mutilating herself in 'fake anti-Trump  attack'

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So, she's attractive, batshit crazy, and a garbage human.

Fellas, that's a Surly 9.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

So, she's attractive, batshit crazy, and a garbage human.

Fellas, that's a Surly 9.

I smell Photoshop. Got some chunky ass arums.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I smell Photoshop. Got some chunky ass arums.

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She wanted the left to be violent so bad she had to LARP it.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, she's attractive, batshit crazy, and a garbage human.

Fellas, that's a Surly 9.

And if she thought tattoos would pass as cuts/scars, you can add dumber than a box of rocks…surly 10

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Let me convey my thoughts and prayers to her during these difficult times.     And this…

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

And if she thought tattoos would pass as cuts/scars, you can add dumber than a box of rocks.

Point of clarification.

There is a body modification known as "scarification," where scar tissue essentially performs the function of ink in a tattoo.  Some tattoo artist types specialize in it.  So they are actual cuts, but done in a safeish manner to generate scar tissue (or maybe to avoid scar tissue in this case).

So, I'm guessing those are really cuts.  Just administered under controlled conditions.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Point of clarification.

There is a body modification known as "scarification," where scar tissue essentially performs the function of ink in a tattoo.  Some tattoo artist types specialize in it.  So they are actual cuts, but done in a safeish manner to generate scar tissue (or maybe to avoid scar tissue in this case).

So, I'm guessing those are really cuts.  Just administered under controlled conditions.

Well, can’t knock her dedication to the scam.  JFC

29 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And if she thought tattoos would pass as cuts/scars, you can add dumber than a box of rocks…surly 10

 

26 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Point of clarification.

There is a body modification known as "scarification," where scar tissue essentially performs the function of ink in a tattoo.  Some tattoo artist types specialize in it.  So they are actual cuts, but done in a safeish manner to generate scar tissue (or maybe to avoid scar tissue in this case).

So, I'm guessing those are really cuts.  Just administered under controlled conditions.

 

23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, can’t knock her dedication to the scam.  JFC

Yeah, my take was that the pic above was the artist showing where the scars would go, then she actually cut the person. 

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Jesus Christ--all these posts about Nancy Mace, and then Lindsay Halligan, and now this crazy-ass bitch . . . I really feel like I'm being kink shamed for my appreciation of decently attractive batshit-crazy women.

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30 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus Christ--all these posts about Nancy Mace, and then Lindsay Halligan, and now this crazy-ass bitch . . . I really feel like I'm being kink shamed for my appreciation of decently attractive batshit-crazy women.

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On 11/19/2025 at 12:02 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's weird that it is what you would deduce from what I wrote. i am not referencing any political party in my statements. this is a fundamental failure at the chromosomal level. we need to figure out what the fuck happened so your children and grandchildren don't repeat or perpetuate the same bullshit.

humans are far from being rational supercomputers. We are gullible herd animals who have fallen for stupid bullshit in the past, and we will do so again in the future. The harder times get, the more desperate people are to hear what they want to hear. And that's the bat signal for conmen far and wide. 

 

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus Christ--all these posts about Nancy Mace, and then Lindsay Halligan, and now this crazy-ass bitch . . . I really feel like I'm being kink shamed for my appreciation of decently attractive batshit-crazy women.

I don’t have to worry bout this bullshit with Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs or Shania Twain.  I just have to worry about @Brisketexanhiding in the bushes and peeking through the window.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 I just have to worry about @Brisketexanhiding in the bushes and peeking through the window.

Again, I was told we don't kink-shame around here.  Asshole.

40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Again, I was told we don't kink-shame around here.  Asshole.

Okay Case.

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Okay Case.

Brisket wishes he was as athletic as Case

12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Brisket wishes he was as athletic as Case

F you.  I can both herp AND derp.  Puts me right up there with Case.

40 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Brisket wishes he was as athletic as Case

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

F you.  I can both herp AND derp.  Puts me right up there with Case.

He was one of our top 10-15 QBs on paper.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He was one of our top 10-15 QBs on paper.

Shit, on paper, I'm a hall-of-fame QB, a sexual tyrannosaurus, and an advocate so good I'd make Daniel Webster swoon.  I mean, I WROTE that paper, so I was gonna go all-in.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Shit, on paper, I'm a hall-of-fame QB, a sexual tyrannosaurus, and an advocate so good I'd make Daniel Webster swoon.  I mean, I WROTE that paper, so I was gonna go all-in.

When you claim four 4th quarter comebacks, it means something a little different.

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

F you.  I can both herp AND derp.  Puts me right up there with Case.

Herp?

 

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus Christ--all these posts about Nancy Mace, and then Lindsay Halligan, and now this crazy-ass bitch . . . I really feel like I'm being kink shamed for my appreciation of decently attractive batshit-crazy women.


Megan Kelly, not so batshit but with the morality of a great white.  

 

 

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Really surprised Habba Dabba do brought charges.

Also note that in the press release, she is referred to as "Special Attorney" Habba.  That's an effort to try and shield the consequences of her unlawful appointment.

28 USC 515 authorizes the AG to hire "special attorneys."  In Jack Smith's case, they argued that a Special Attorney can't exercise the same powers as a US Attorney and must be answerable to one, which Smith was and was not, respectively.  Guess what Habba's doing?  Halligan too.

She isn't bringing charges for faking the crime.  She is charged for being caught so easily, and possibly to extort money for a pardon.  

Megan Kelly wants to be the new Eva Braun.

On 11/19/2025 at 9:46 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Yep, this is even dumber than the magats who are duped by his lies.  He has always been blatantly anti-Palestine and these idiots still voted for him.  Just mind blowing.

I'm guessing they thought their votes would make them hyper-American and part of the in-group.

Shrewd strategy. This is nice juxtaposed with the story about a rape victim voting for a rapist.

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3 hours ago, kevwun said:

Megan Kelly wants to be the new Eva Braun.

Given how that story ended. I’ll allow it

 

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

a sexual tyrannosaurus

You can’t reach your own junk?

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, she's attractive, batshit crazy, and a garbage human.

Fellas, that's a Surly 9.

I can fix her

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Given how that story ended. I’ll allow it

 

Can we just go ahead and skip to that part then?

 

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Tyson closing beef processing plant in Lexington NE. The plant employs 3200 people in a town of 11,000.

The response from the all-Republican Congressional delegation really warms my heart. So many thoughts. So many prayers. For a minute I was worried they didn’t have a plan.

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2 hours ago, Tuco said:

Tyson closing beef processing plant in Lexington NE. The plant employs 3200 people in a town of 11,000.

The response from the all-Republican Congressional delegation really warms my heart. So many thoughts. So many prayers. For a minute I was worried they didn’t have a plan.

County went 74% dotard. 

5 hours ago, Tuco said:

Tyson closing beef processing plant in Lexington NE. The plant employs 3200 people in a town of 11,000.

The response from the all-Republican Congressional delegation really warms my heart. So many thoughts. So many prayers. For a minute I was worried they didn’t have a plan.

 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

County went 74% dotard. 

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6 hours ago, Tuco said:

Tyson closing beef processing plant in Lexington NE. The plant employs 3200 people in a town of 11,000.

The response from the all-Republican Congressional delegation really warms my heart. So many thoughts. So many prayers. For a minute I was worried they didn’t have a plan.

I wonder what their CEO makes. 

10 hours ago, bluto said:

I can fix her

You goddamn fuck. This is how this whole goddamn world got so goddamn fucked up beyond all recognition. A Fuckistan of spider monkeys in a beat off contest thinking that THEY'RE  the one that can fuck their way to the top.

when I can fix her

On 11/20/2025 at 11:15 AM, C-Man said:

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This gal????

 

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No, this gal

 

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NSAP.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Wow, a broken clock is right twice a day once in her life.

When you lose Nick Fuentes, Laura Loomer, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Lauren Boebert, it does not bode well midterms.

On 11/22/2025 at 12:29 AM, InkaUtexas said:

I wonder what their CEO makes. 

 

thought i saw $23mil 

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