Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post

image.thumb.png.89996696d3ce1abbe75f96aae3bcec42.png

image.thumb.png.c3b4d210d3f9bcf926baeed768214e5a.png

Seriously, what did these people think this meant?

image.thumb.png.559e926fa1451120e1c21e5519adbd0b.png

  • Replies 13.9k
  • Views 1.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • @troph’s wife here. Time for my inaugural post. 

  • Let’s start this week with a feel good story! How it started     How it’s going   Not going to offer prayers but here’s a thought, Rodney. Eat s

  • The Dog
    The Dog

Posted Images

  • Popular Post

What gets me is how many brown people voted for this. Ummmm, they want you to be deported as well you idiot.

Dumbassery comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. 

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dumbassery comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. 

There's an ass for every seat.

  • Popular Post
27 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What gets me is how many brown people voted for this. Ummmm, they want you to be deported as well you idiot.

The "but I'm one of the good ones, he doesn't mean ME" self-deception runs STRONG in 2020s America.

Yes, you fucking idiots, they DO mean you.  Hispanics are sure as shit finding that out.  They don't just want to pull you over and beat the shit out of you, and then find out you're legal.  No, they want to do all that AND DEPORT YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN.  Vivek and Dinesh found that out as well re: Indians.  "But I'm a MAGA patriot?"  No, you're just a dirty curry-eater -- BEGONE, YOU NOT TRUE AMERICAN!

They.  Fucking. HATE YOU.  Wake.  The fuck.  UP.  The GQP is a white supremacist party of hate, they don't hide it, they shout it loudly and en masse.

So, yeah, every person who doesn't look like one of the Aryan Nation posters that our Department of Homeland Security is putting up who nonetheless voted for this....maybe put some seasoning on your face, so the leopards can dine in style.

54 minutes ago, The Dog said:

image.thumb.png.89996696d3ce1abbe75f96aae3bcec42.png

image.thumb.png.c3b4d210d3f9bcf926baeed768214e5a.png

Seriously, what did these people think this meant?

image.thumb.png.559e926fa1451120e1c21e5519adbd0b.png

Deporting 7M people and tariffs were the only two clear policies he ran on 

I was having lunch with my cousin last week, and as we were sitting down eating, an Army dude walked in with a young hispanic male in street clothes. I assume it was a recruiter giving him the sales pitch. Hispanic kid was late teens/ early 20s, clean cut and nicely dressed, but had a bunch of tattoos. My first thought was "If that kid was white I'd assume he was a proud boy type". You know the look...skin fade and hard part, well dressed and well groomed, but then a bunch of tats? Then I start looking at the tats. Is that...yep, sure is...III%er tat just above his left elbow, and oh look...the same "We the People" tat down his forearm as Pete Kegsbreath. I didn't get a good look at the rest of his tats, but I assume there was other WP iconography mixed in there. My first thought was "Great, like we need more of these assholes in the service". My next thought was "Damn Uncle Tomas, how do you think the boys down in Juarez are gonna like those tats once MAGA uses you up and dumps you across the border?". 

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

image.thumb.png.39de14601e50684b848a995b37947bbc.png

giphy.gif

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just a lineup of cowards, huh.  

Caravan of Fools.

 

  • Popular Post
34 minutes ago, The Dog said:

image.thumb.png.39de14601e50684b848a995b37947bbc.png

 

Well ...

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just a lineup of cowards, huh.  

 

 

THIS.

They can complain oh it was the administration, it was Mike Johnson, it was ....

 

NO. NO. NO. NO.

IT WAS YOU!!!

You were the ones that gave up your morals, your spine, your principles, YOUR DIGNITY, to align yourselves with this administration. If you didn't like it but went along because you were in power - then you did this to yourself. You want to blame other people, but look in the mirror, you could have stood up well before this to make a mark, instead, here we are.

And what's worse, now given a chance to stand up - NOPE. You just quit. When the going get's tough, the weak quit. Well look at who's quitting now.

Hell, you want leadership?

 

Good.  I hope they all quit and dotard is left to his own devices as the Dems swarm the midterms and we burn his shit to the ground.

So when enough resign and there’s a slim dem majority, the new minority reps will just agree to whatever the majority wants, like they claim the dems should have been doing?  Yes?  And special election winners will wait 6 weeks to be seated?  Yes?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

The way I read it is that there may be a revolt against Johnson even before the Democrats retake the majority. 

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

The way I read it is that there may be a revolt against Johnson even before the Democrats retake the majority. 

Those things always go smoothly for the Republicans.

I am kind of jealous though. I have no idea how shitty a Democratic leader has to be before our losers revolt.

Edited by Valmy77

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Those things always go smoothly for the Republicans.

I am kind of jealous though. I have no idea how shitty a Democratic leader has to be before our losers revolt.

They can be pretty shitty. Jennifer Welch of the "I've Had it" podcast was on "On with Kara Swisher" today and she blows up Hakeem, Schumer and a few others catch some shrapnel from her grenade. I recommend a listen, I need to add that pod to my listen

 

 

  • Popular Post

Lol

Dems in disarray - NYT, probably 

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

  • Popular Post

"OMG they're making us vote a certain way" 

 

nobody is a making you do shit you spineless cowards. 

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Those things always go smoothly for the Republicans.

I am kind of jealous though. I have no idea how shitty a Democratic leader has to be before our losers revolt.

What’s the Dem equivalent of Trump losing Nick Fuentes, Laura Loomer, and Marjorie Taylor Greene?

  • Popular Post
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lol

Dems in disarray - NYT, probably 

6-8 of those GOP members could band together and change Congress tomorrow. Look at what just Massie did. So, cry me a river you feckless fascists. I hope none of them who empowered this unconstitutional dictatorship ever can hold an elected position again 

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

James Carville coming out as republican? maybe there isn't one

Happy James Corden GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
 

Hell, Trump got Dick Cheney to vote for Kamala Harris.  

None of this is terribly shocking since the only thing the GOP constituent groups can agree on is that they hate paying taxes.  
 

19 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

6-8 of those GOP members could band together and change Congress tomorrow. Look at what just Massie did. So, cry me a river you feckless fascists. I hope none of them who empowered this unconstitutional dictatorship ever can hold an elected position again 

This.  They could all go in with the Dems and impeach him.  Use Epstein as a reason and be done.  It would need to be all of them, though, and we know that's not going to happen.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

image.thumb.png.39de14601e50684b848a995b37947bbc.png

Remember 5 years ago when all the "reasonable" rank and file who were just "doing their job" were jumping ship, terrified that they'd be tied to the Trump administration forever? Too little too late, but still commendable. How maybe returned to the fold for a little power and the chance for some menial upward mobility within the GOP?

Fuck. Every. One. Of. Your. Faces.

I hope all of your kids are ashamed of you.

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

giphy.gif

Caravan of Fools.

Quote

since this ran this morning -- 4 hours ago? -- ive gotten countless text messages from House Republicans agreeing with this sentiment. and saying why the hell should we stay in congress if all we're going to do is vote on censures and be a potted plant.

IMG_5501.gif.5b9e5983a554e219996544ff3ba5115c.gif

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

The way I read it is that there may be a revolt against Johnson even before the Democrats retake the majority. 

source.gif

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

None of this is terribly shocking since the only thing the GOP constituent groups can agree on is that they hate paying taxes.  
 

Au contraire...they also hate people of color.  

10 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Au contraire...they also hate people of color.  

And women.

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

Oh, and while I'm not attracted to him, this old photo still cracks me up.  Well done, Paul.

5 Of Paul Ryan's Greatest Fitness Moments for His Retirement

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

Oh, and while I'm not attracted to him, this old photo still cracks me up.  Well done, Paul.

5 Of Paul Ryan's Greatest Fitness Moments for His Retirement

Always thought he as an Irishman from Wisconsin, didn’t realize he was an Italian from New Jersey.

26 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

And women.

They love women whether the women want the love or not. Especially Trump. There’s no age limit to his love of women. Well, no lower limit.  

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

200w.gif

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

200w.gif

 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck em

With gusto

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Remember 5 years ago when all the "reasonable" rank and file who were just "doing their job" were jumping ship, terrified that they'd be tied to the Trump administration forever? Too little too late, but still commendable. How maybe returned to the fold for a little power and the chance for some menial upward mobility within the GOP?

Fuck. Every. One. Of. Your. Faces.

I hope all of your kids are ashamed of you.

 

You know what I remember? The reasonable ones never able to fully disavow Trump. What bottles the mind is that given the chance to fully call him out, they won't.

Mitt Romney could have come correct last year and instead wanted to have it both ways. He wanted Trump out without needing to do the work, but then wanted to retain power in the GOP. Instead he got nothing.

Hell, I posted that Swisher above, last week she interviewed Scott Jennings, a GOP pundit from CNN, a former anti-Trumper now a full Trumper and they guy when pressed with some awful realities just side-stepped, dodged and weaved. You could tell he didn't agree with the course of actions, but never could say "no, he was wrong there."

So yeah ...

Quote

Fuck. Every. One. Of. Your. Faces.

This 100,000,000%

Scott Jennings is the worst.  He's the Stephen Miller of pundits.  Nothing but a smug, egotistic jackass with no moral compass, no decency, no redeeming qualities whatsoever.  He's Bob Stoops.

My favorite is when a pube complains about being called fascist or Nazi. WELL THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE

29 minutes ago, The Dog said:

MOAR!

image.thumb.png.7e715292b495868ffa6457a86768df7d.png

image.thumb.png.a811502fc678b841367aafd31771b1f2.png

 

Why is the name redacted?

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Why is the name redacted?

dunno. was posted to the subreddit that way.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Why is the name redacted?

All the eyes of the emojis are as well. AI prompt?

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Quote

  • Critically, half of poll respondents said that in the past year, they have struggled to afford food, housing or medical care. 

But how about that stock market, huh? 

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.