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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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47 minutes ago, The Dog said:

MOAR!

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Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

 

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

 

This is the thing that gets me. 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

Oh, and while I'm not attracted to him, this old photo still cracks me up.  Well done, Paul.

5 Of Paul Ryan's Greatest Fitness Moments for His Retirement

That was when he tried to convince us he was cool by saying he listened to Rage Against the Machine while working out.  Then Rage got pissed off and told him to stop listening to their tunes.

16 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Our answer to the dumbass Venezuelans who voted for this shit:

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....and not the way they want it to.

22 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

And LBTG, etc. Also non-Christians.

LGBTQ, sorry. Don't post after drinking a beer.

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

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22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

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22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

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You can say that again.  And again.

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You can say that again.  And again.

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

See, 'cause of the echo.

On 11/24/2025 at 1:58 PM, Brisketexan said:

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

Whatever you say, brownie. 😜

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

See, 'cause of the echo.

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Oh this is delicious:

Nom nom nom

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Oh this is delicious:

Nom nom nom

 

Apparently no close relationship between the two of them.

Looks like Karoline's brother knocked up a Brazilian tourist. He took custody of the kid when they broke up, but the woman stayed plugged into their lives. 

Anyhoo... fuck ICE.

 

https://www.wcvb.com/article/karoline-leavitt-family-connection-ice-arrest/69547219

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REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.

The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.

Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.

Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."

In a conversation with WCVB-TV sister station WMUR-TV, Michael Leavitt, a New Hampshire resident, said that his son lives with him and his wife full-time, but that Ferreira has maintained a relationship with her son.

Michael Leavitt told WMUR that he always tried to maintain a relationship with Ferreira. He said their son has not spoken to Ferreira since she was detained by ICE several weeks ago.

Todd Pomerleau, an attorney who represents Ferreira, says she came to the U.S. under DACA or the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, an Obama-era program that shielded immigrants brought to the country from deportation.

"She’s in the process of actually getting her residency and she was abruptly arrested and taken from her young child right before Thanksgiving," Pomerleau said.

According to a statement provided to WCVB from a source familiar with the matter, Karoline Leavitt has not spoken to Ferreira in many years:

"This individual is the mother of Karoline’s nephew and they have not spoken in many years. The child has lived full-time in New Hampshire with his father since he was born. He has never resided with his mother."

A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson also released the following statement on Ferreira's arrest:

"ICE arrested Bruna Caroline Ferreria, a criminal illegal alien from Brazil. She has a previous arrest for battery. She entered the U.S. on a B2 tourist visa that required her to depart the U.S. by June 6, 1999," the statement read. "She is currently at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center and is in removal proceedings. Under President Trump and Secretary Noem, all individuals unlawfully present in the United States are subject to deportation.”

However, Pomerleau says that Ferreira has no criminal record.

"Bruna has no criminal record whatsoever," Pomerleau said. "I don’t know where that is coming from. Show us the proof. There’s no charges out there. She’s not a criminal illegal alien."

Karoline Leavitt is a native of New Hampshire and unsuccessfully ran for Congress before becoming White House Press Secretary. She has declined to comment on the matter.

 

 

I live in Winchester about 5 miles away as the crow flies from Revere. This hits close to home. 

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17 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Apparently no close relationship between the two of them.

Looks like Karoline's brother knocked up a Brazilian tourist. He took custody of the kid when they broke up, but the woman stayed plugged into their lives. 

Anyhoo... fuck ICE.

 

https://www.wcvb.com/article/karoline-leavitt-family-connection-ice-arrest/69547219

 

Jesus, that reads like Karoline called in the hit on a custody issue involving her brother.  I mean, maybe it's not, but there would be zero safeguards to prevent it and Karoline seems just like that kind of bitch.  

I live in Winchester about 5 miles away as the crow flies from Revere. This hits close to home. 

Captain better have his manifest in order with ICE around
8 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Apparently no close relationship between the two of them.

Looks like Karoline's brother knocked up a Brazilian tourist. He took custody of the kid when they broke up, but the woman stayed plugged into their lives. 

Anyhoo... fuck ICE.

 

https://www.wcvb.com/article/karoline-leavitt-family-connection-ice-arrest/69547219

 

Yeah after learning more it's possible she even called in the hit. 

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING 

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No, but you shop at Krogers, so this is exactly what you should have expected.

$312?!! That bitch making hamburgers or something?

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Could be the Kroger in Bangladesh to be fair.

Friends that just moved to Zurich said that turkeys aren’t a thing there and the only place they sells them charges what would be like $350 for them, so they had chicken for thanksgiving. 

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Friends that just moved to Zurich said that turkeys aren’t a thing there and the only place they sells them charges what would be like $350 for them, so they had chicken for thanksgiving. 

Considering they are indigenous to the Americas and the Swiss live on chocolate and gluhwein it’s not shocking they would overcharge for a bird.  You should see what they want for an avocado.  

 

Daughter special-ordered one for a Thanksgiving meal she’s cooking in Germany tomorrow, boy cooked one for his crew in Glasgow today. I’ve messaged to see how much they ran.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Daughter special-ordered one for a Thanksgiving meal she’s cooking in Germany tomorrow, boy cooked one for his crew in Glasgow today. I’ve messaged to see how much they ran.

My sister and her family live in London and have for 17 years (they're dual citizens now) - she told me this morning turkeys were running £80-£100 this year. She said to hell with it, chicken it shall be.

My sister and her family live in London and have for 17 years (they're dual citizens now) - she told me this morning turkeys were running £80-£100 this year. She said to hell with it, chicken it shall be.

Boy says £28 in Glasgow, so not bad. But daughter said they wanted €160 in Bonn. She went with chickens instead.
11 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Considering they are indigenous to the Americas and the Swiss live on chocolate and gluhwein it’s not shocking they would overcharge for a bird.  You should see what they want for an avocado.  

 

I mean, it's one avocado, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

English, motherfucker. 

Those numbers translate to 1,000 Stanley nickels or 14 Ameros.
On 11/26/2025 at 12:14 AM, Captain Ron said:

I live in Winchester about 5 miles away as the crow flies from Revere. This hits close to home. 

Al’s grandparents lived in Winchester, none of that Winchester wealth made its way South when their rebellious daughter moved to Texas to become a Nun and then didn’t become a Nun.     
/csb 

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Al’s grandparents lived in Winchester, none of that Winchester wealth made its way South when their rebellious daughter moved to Texas to become a Nun and then didn’t become a Nun.     
/csb 

Sounds like her parents were having nun of that.

Small (200 people) Virginia town loses its only health clinic due to Trump budget cuts. CNN link

I can’t quickly find the town election results totals but the wider county of 77k went 75-25 Trump. They also recently voted in a Republican for their state rep over a Democrat physician. The Dem lost by 40 points.

 

On 11/28/2025 at 9:50 AM, Brisketexan said:


Those numbers translate to 1,000 Stanley nickels or 14 Ameros.

Or 20 hot dogs, depending on the strength of the Yen. 

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Small (200 people) Virginia town loses its only health clinic due to Trump budget cuts. CNN link

I can’t quickly find the town election results totals but the wider county of 77k went 75-25 Trump. They also recently voted in a Republican for their state rep over a Democrat physician. The Dem lost by 40 points.

 

 

https://www.vpap.org/elections/precinct/526

 

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On 11/27/2025 at 5:15 PM, The Dog said:

Got the source. Same bimbo:

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God damn these people are so stupid. As if any president in history sat down and focused on the price of groceries as a top priority. I guess I give Trump a little credit for bringing it up during the campaign and convincing these people he would do something about it, but man what a sad state we are in with these MAGA dumbfucks in our country.

36 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

God damn these people are so stupid. As if any president in history sat down and focused on the price of groceries as a top priority. I guess I give Trump a little credit for bringing it up during the campaign and convincing these people he would do something about it, but man what a sad state we are in with these MAGA dumbfucks in our country.

At least they’re consistent. They were big mad at Joe Biden that he didn’t wave his magic president wand and lower the price of everything. Now same deal for Trump. I have some really bad news for them about the next guy (or gal). 

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

At least they’re consistent. They were big mad at Joe Biden that he didn’t wave his magic president wand and lower the price of everything. Now same deal for Trump. I have some really bad news for them about the next guy (or gal). 

It's supposed to be Lisa Simpson right?

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



I'll bet the one person in Churchill County who voted for Cornel West would be a trip to talk to. 

Probably completed their ballot incorrectly 

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because he instinctively chooses the candidates with an “R” next to their name while voting

He doesn't speak english! burn him!

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My sister and her family live in London and have for 17 years (they're dual citizens now) - she told me this morning turkeys were running £80-£100 this year. She said to hell with it, chicken it shall be.

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Thanksgiving in London. I spent £40 with 2 pints.
16 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


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Thanksgiving in London. I spent £40 with 2 pints.

Yeah, how you wouldn't do one of the jillion fantastic roast dinners on offer all over, I don't understand.  That's one thing they do very, very well.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, how you wouldn't do one of the jillion fantastic roast dinners on offer all over, I don't understand.  That's one thing they do very, very well.

The roast dinners are generally great and pretty much every pub has them. You can get them every Sunday (at the least); many do a special Christmas dinner for regulars as well. That said, my sister and BIL have always kept the Thanksgiving dinner tradition for their family and have done for the nearly 20 years they've lived there. They want roast beast, they can get that anytime.

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