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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'd rather have my CEO look like that than what normal CEOs look like.

Ok, I'm going to back up. What I'm saying is that it's surprising a guy like that chose the title CEO. He easily have could have chosen to be Executive Director of his non profit, which is the typical title anyway, he doesn't look like a dude that would identify with the CEO label.

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Regarding deflation, remember that these are the same people who have never been able to wrap their heads around progressive tax rates. "If I get a raise I'll actually LOSE money!!!"

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

Regarding deflation, remember that these are the same people who have never been able to wrap their heads around progressive tax rates. "If I get a raise I'll actually LOSE money!!!"

And tariffs.

On 12/4/2025 at 12:50 PM, Foosters said:

r/the_everything_bubble - Is this a good analogy?

Should be more like

in 2020 I gained 1 lb

in 2021 I gained 7 lbs

in 2022 I gained 8 lbs

in 2023 I gained 3 lbs

in 2024 I gained 3 lbs

in 2025 I have so far gained 3 lbs, but Trump guarantees that I lost 1,500% of my body weight

 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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This moment was where I think the simulation started to be a bit too on the nose. But it worked. And we all just kept plodding along like we were in some warped reality and we would eventually get out of it. Big lol. 

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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This moment was where I think the simulation started to be a bit too on the nose. But it worked. And we all just kept plodding along like we were in some warped reality and we would eventually get out of it. Big lol. 

To be fair to all of us, I simply never believed that we had so many totally shitty, hateful, stupid people who would go to the polls and elect the worst human being on earth - a pathological, liar, narcissist, and convicted felon and sexual abuser.

My bad. 

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55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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that's straight up kkk land. mon whites are hated 

 

Wisconsin has some of the most openly blatant racism you will see. Puts Vidor to shame

On 12/7/2025 at 9:00 AM, G650 said:

I'm not doubting his motives, he just looks like he should be running a coffee shop or fronting a bluegrass band

He's from Kentucky

On 12/7/2025 at 9:58 AM, G650 said:

Ok, I'm going to back up. What I'm saying is that it's surprising a guy like that chose the title CEO. He easily have could have chosen to be Executive Director of his non profit, which is the typical title anyway, he doesn't look like a dude that would identify with the CEO label.

He's from Kentucky

On 11/22/2025 at 7:01 PM, The Dog said:

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She has forgotten that her audience are irony-deaf, humorless, morons.

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She has forgotten that her audience are irony-deaf, humorless, morons.

But if she can convince us even 500 morons not to vote in 2026, I’m all for that.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

But if she can convince us even 500 morons not to vote in 2026, I’m all for that.

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6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

But if she can convince us even 500 morons not to vote in 2026, I’m all for that.

The remaining morons may go stochastic on her ass.

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The Fed is out here tweeting and spiking the football over historically high bond rates. They're a bunch of fucking idiots, cheered on by nincompoops 

That was my favorite. "Look at these bond yields!"
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On 12/8/2025 at 5:36 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I'm sure Chainsaw and MC Fresh Breath have a very logical and thoughtful defense of the Dearborn Caucus's past behavior, as well as their continued tamper-throwing and blaming of Democrats. 

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Wait they are mad at the Democrats for things the Republicans are doing? They are not mad at the Republicans?

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wait they are mad at the Democrats for things the Republicans are doing? They are not mad at the Republicans?

This is one of the GOP's superpower. 

22 minutes ago, YChang said:

This is one of the GOP's superpower. 

Man that is no lie.  

 

56 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wait they are mad at the Democrats for things the Republicans are doing? They are not mad at the Republicans?

When has a republican ever taken responsibility?  

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

When has a republican ever taken responsibility?  

You could actually #bothsides that pretty well.

The astonishing part, though, is how often people seem unwilling to hold republicans to account.

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You could actually #bothsides that pretty well.

The astonishing part, though, is how often people seem unwilling to hold republicans to account.

I also find it more interesting how the Republican politicians who take credit for things that they voted against or had nothing to do with, are never held to account.  

21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

When has a republican ever taken responsibility?  

In Trumps defense he does take responsibility for things…. Just not things rooted in reality.

And he blames reality on democrats…..

And the reality he creates sucks.

So yeah….,

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

In Trumps defense he does take responsibility for things…. Just not things rooted in reality.

And he blames reality on democrats…..

And the reality he creates sucks.

So yeah….,

As I was reading that, I thought of the saying that goes something like "no, in fact, we don't have to hand it to the Nazi's"

4 hours ago, YChang said:

This is one of the GOP's superpower. 

Good Ol Pimps

9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

In Trumps defense he does take responsibility for things…. Just not things rooted in reality.

HE CREATED 5G CAMERAS ON PHONES GIVE HIM A BREAK

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On 12/10/2025 at 12:58 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Well, his daughter is a female, so it’s not like some more valuable alpha male was being denied prescription medication. And you know how much Nick Fuentes hates to be around women, so keeping her inside the house from now on will obviously help MAGA world. 

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Yes you did. 

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16 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yes you did. 

Yeah, you stupid sonofabitch, you voted for someone's ox to get gored, just not yours.

How can someone so allegedly dedicated to wildlife conservation get behind the assholes that are going to undo all of our environmental conservation laws?

“You cannot fire our firefighters. You cannot fire our trail crews. You have to have selective logging, and water restoration, and healthy forests,” Zink said. “People in Washington D.C., on the West Coast, East Coast — they don’t understand what that means to us out here.”

You. Stupid, Fucking. Cunt.

Iverson explained that most ranches in Montana have a base ranch with significant acreage, and then rely on nearby federal land or state land for summer pasture in what are called grazing allotments. His allotment is on BLM land in the mountains near the old mining town of Garnet, land he treats like his own, taking care not to overgraze it. A ranch this size, 700 private acres, could still operate without a public land allotment by leasing other private land, but that’s much more expensive — prohibitively so, for most ranchers. Down in the Southwest, he said, many ranches are a whopping 90 percent federal land allotments; it’s often much less than that in western Montana.

No sOcIaLiSm!

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18 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yes you did. 

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Eat shit, zink

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7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, you stupid sonofabitch, you voted for someone's ox to get gored, just not yours.

How can someone so allegedly dedicated to wildlife conservation get behind the assholes that are going to undo all of our environmental conservation laws?

“You cannot fire our firefighters. You cannot fire our trail crews. You have to have selective logging, and water restoration, and healthy forests,” Zink said. “People in Washington D.C., on the West Coast, East Coast — they don’t understand what that means to us out here.”

You. Stupid, Fucking. Cunt.

Iverson explained that most ranches in Montana have a base ranch with significant acreage, and then rely on nearby federal land or state land for summer pasture in what are called grazing allotments. His allotment is on BLM land in the mountains near the old mining town of Garnet, land he treats like his own, taking care not to overgraze it. A ranch this size, 700 private acres, could still operate without a public land allotment by leasing other private land, but that’s much more expensive — prohibitively so, for most ranchers. Down in the Southwest, he said, many ranches are a whopping 90 percent federal land allotments; it’s often much less than that in western Montana.

No sOcIaLiSm!

Ranchers are some of the biggest welfare queens out there with their below market grazing leases on federal land.

17 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Ranchers are some of the biggest welfare queens out there with their below market grazing leases on federal land.

Bundy and Company. 

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Bundy and Company. 

Yep, and then they act like the land is theirs and not public land.

Is this what finally does in the Dutton Yellowstone ranch?

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