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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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#1401

I just heard a rumor that Trump is offering an olive branch to liberals by offering free Kool Aid to anyone who voted for Kamala on Friday from 3 to 3:15 ET.

Can anyone confirm?

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#1402
55 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Predictable post. I mean, why would you discuss whether a political tactic would further the goals of the political left, when you can condemn the only political entity which includes folks that espouse those beliefs? 
 

You imply the Rs aren’t rigging their primary, through omission, Mr Both Sides. Continue throating, silently, the authoritarian tactics of the leader of the right. 
 

I
 

 

If the R's were 1/10th as good as the Democrats at rigging their primaries, they wouldn't have a bunch of Democrats running this show right now. The R's really whiffed in 2016 while the D's ran their ship tight. Fast forward to 2024. 

The democrats won the election

 

 

Y'all should have listened to Bernie. 

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#1403
3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

If the R's were 1/10th as good as the Democrats at rigging their primaries, they wouldn't have a bunch of Democrats running this show right now. The R's really whiffed in 2016 while the D's ran their ship tight. Fast forward to 2024. 

The democrats won the election

 

 

Y'all should have listened to Bernie. 

Whiffed? I was unaware that word also meant getting on all fours and spreading buttcheeks.
 

 

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#1404
Sorry for the potato quality, but I just had to record this off my TV for yall https://t.co/bn6uXrB4Xq— Jackie Singh (Active) (@HackingButLegal)

 

#1405

 

 

 

It's amazing how an election loss, even as big as this one, still doesn't put a dent in the thinking that lost it.

 

#1406
6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

If the R's were 1/10th as good as the Democrats at rigging their primaries, they wouldn't have a bunch of Democrats running this show right now. The R's really whiffed in 2016 while the D's ran their ship tight. Fast forward to 2024. 

The democrats won the election

 

 

Y'all should have listened to Bernie. 

I actually agree with you here

#1410
14 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey where did Dotard's hair go.

Cyberhair.  

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#1411
19 hours ago, GenXer said:

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Eat your burger, brainworms.

Leopards eating their own face.

C'mon Boeing, do your thing! 

#1412
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Sorry for the potato quality, but I just had to record this off my TV for yall https://t.co/bn6uXrB4Xq— Jackie Singh (Active) (@HackingButLegal)

 

Not EVERY farmer is a Trump voter.  Especially in Minnesota.  This guy might be collateral damage.

#1413
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Not EVERY farmer is a Trump voter.  Especially in Minnesota.  This guy might be collateral damage.

It's gonna be amazing in a couple of years when all the US soybean farmers can't wait to vote Trump out of office for tanking the soybean export market (when China imposes tariffs in response to ours).

Oh, but oops.  Shit.

#1414
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's gonna be amazing in a couple of years when all the US soybean farmers can't wait to vote Trump out of office for tanking the soybean export market (when China imposes tariffs in response to ours).

Oh, but oops.  Shit.

newsflash:  US soybean exports to China are already fucked.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/us-soybean-trade-with-china-already-strained-before-trumps-return-2024-11-08/

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#1415
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's gonna be amazing in a couple of years when all the US soybean farmers can't wait to vote Trump out of office for tanking the soybean export market (when China imposes tariffs in response to ours).

Oh, but oops.  Shit.

Nah, he'll hand them more welfare (subsidies) to keep them happy and they'll vote R again because one day a trans kid might want to run track in their town of 100 people. 

#1416
3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I voted for Bernie in the 2016 primaries. 

So you know exactly what I am talking about then. 

#1418
5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That in no way prevents them from getting more fucked.

That's true of course.  However the narrative that idoit soybean farmers rang the dinner bell for leopards when things were going fanfuckingtastic is bullshit as well.

#1419
Just now, Incredulity said:

That's true of course.  However the narrative that idoit soybean farmers rang the dinner bell for leopards when things were going fanfuckingtastic is bullshit as well.

Nobody said things were going fanfuckingtastic.

This is a pretty horrible attempt at a rebuttal and you should go sit down.

#1420
49 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's gonna be amazing in a couple of years when all the US soybean farmers can't wait to vote Trump out of office for tanking the soybean export market (when China imposes tariffs in response to ours).

obama joe GIF

 

YUP not at all what you were implying...

#1421

Sure Trump crimes, but everybody else crimes, too, so it's okay!

Sure Trump will fuck over farmers with these tariffs, but they were kinda fucked already, so it's okay!

 

The Jesse Watters playbook doesn't really add anything to the discussion.  Neither do straw man arguments.  You can just fold the losing hand instead.

#1422
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Sure Trump crimes, but everybody else crimes, too, so it's okay!

Sure Trump will fuck over farmers with these tariffs, but they were kinda fucked already, so it's okay!

 

The Jesse Watters playbook doesn't really add anything to the discussion.  Neither do straw man arguments.  You can just fold the losing hand instead.

No, you can just acknowledge the facts of the situation instead of spewing misinformation, which y'all make a daily practice of performatively pissing down your legs about.

#1425

yuck on this source, but it's actual reporting on incoming policy

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3232941/trump-national-emergency-mass-deportation-program/

President-elect Donald Trump confirmed on Truth Social early Monday morning that his incoming administration will declare a national emergency and use military resources to implement a mass deportation of illegal immigrants. The confirmation was made in response to an earlier post by Tom Fitton, journalist and president of Judicial Watch

“GOOD NEWS: Reports are the incoming @RealDonaldTrump administration prepared to declare a national emergency and will use military assets to reverse the Biden invasion through a mass deportation program,” Fitton posted

“TRUE!!” Trump responded, quoting Fitton’s post. 

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#1426
19 minutes ago, Captainant said:

yuck on this source, but it's actual reporting on incoming policy

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3232941/trump-national-emergency-mass-deportation-program/

President-elect Donald Trump confirmed on Truth Social early Monday morning that his incoming administration will declare a national emergency and use military resources to implement a mass deportation of illegal immigrants. The confirmation was made in response to an earlier post by Tom Fitton, journalist and president of Judicial Watch

“GOOD NEWS: Reports are the incoming @RealDonaldTrump administration prepared to declare a national emergency and will use military assets to reverse the Biden invasion through a mass deportation program,” Fitton posted

“TRUE!!” Trump responded, quoting Fitton’s post. 

The military is uniquely unsuited for this role, which is why DJT wants to bring them in.

First, it will ferret out the internal opponents and fence-sitters.  A lot of the officers who might get tasked with this will just resign.

Second, he wants to make the most powerful and important agency complicit. Authoritarians are well aware that this is the type of thing that can cause blowback later.  He wants to ensure no one has “clean hands” and that they see MAGAs continued rule as essential to their own future. 
 

We are far down the authoritarian path.

#1427
23 hours ago, GenXer said:

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Eat your burger, brainworms.

Leopards eating their own face.

Anyone done a welfare check on Vance? He’s been invisible as of late.

#1428
15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The military is uniquely unsuited for this role, which is why DJT wants to bring them in.

First, it will ferret out the internal opponents and fence-sitters.  A lot of the officers who might get tasked with this will just resign.

Second, he wants to make the most powerful and important agency complicit. Authoritarians are well aware that this is the type of thing that can cause blowback later.  He wants to ensure no one has “clean hands” and that they see MAGAs continued rule as essential to their own future. 
 

We are far down the authoritarian path.

I suppose we'll have them quartering in our houses next.

#1429
40 minutes ago, Captainant said:

yuck on this source, but it's actual reporting on incoming policy

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3232941/trump-national-emergency-mass-deportation-program/

President-elect Donald Trump confirmed on Truth Social early Monday morning that his incoming administration will declare a national emergency and use military resources to implement a mass deportation of illegal immigrants. The confirmation was made in response to an earlier post by Tom Fitton, journalist and president of Judicial Watch

“GOOD NEWS: Reports are the incoming @RealDonaldTrump administration prepared to declare a national emergency and will use military assets to reverse the Biden invasion through a mass deportation program,” Fitton posted

“TRUE!!” Trump responded, quoting Fitton’s post. 

well, thanks to their broadcasting policy we have a few months to get the restraining orders ready to file. 

#1431
5 minutes ago, royiv said:

Anyone done a welfare check on Vance? He’s been invisible as of late.

Probably working on the transition with the Project 2025 folks at Heritage. 

#1432
3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I suppose we'll have them quartering in our houses next.

You won’t let a hero stay in your house? Why are you a communist?

#1435
39 minutes ago, royiv said:

Anyone done a welfare check on Vance? He’s been invisible as of late.

I've become convinced that the main purpose of JD Vance, at least in Trump's eyes, is assassination deterrence.  "Do you really want THAT GUY in charge?" is a hell of an argument against someone taking out Donald.

The fact that he picked JD two days after the Pennsylvania attempt only strengthens this case in my mind.

#1436
That in no way prevents them from getting more fucked.

What was the root cause of it? Look, these dumbfucks voted for it twice. So fuck em.
#1437
26 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I've become convinced that the main purpose of JD Vance, at least in Trump's eyes, is assassination deterrence.  "Do you really want THAT GUY in charge?" is a hell of an argument against someone taking out Donald.

The fact that he picked JD two days after the Pennsylvania attempt only strengthens this case in my mind.

 

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#1438
13 hours ago, Anastasis said:

If the R's were 1/10th as good as the Democrats at rigging their primaries, they wouldn't have a bunch of Democrats running this show right now. The R's really whiffed in 2016 while the D's ran their ship tight. Fast forward to 2024. 

The democrats won the election

 

 

Y'all should have listened to Bernie. 

This might be the laziest troll I’ve seen. I’d say you’re better than this, but I don’t actually think that

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#1439
3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

That's true of course.  However the narrative that idoit soybean farmers rang the dinner bell for leopards when things were going fanfuckingtastic is bullshit as well.

Trump's tariffs in his first term lead to China's pivot to South American soybeans over American.  Same for the pork market to China going away.

 

#1441

 

 

 

 

On 11/17/2024 at 12:19 PM, GenXer said:

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Eat your burger, brainworms.

Leopards eating their own face.

 

lol. 

 

Only thing worse than Mc is cold Mc. 

Richest man in the world and a Kennedy are both too spineless to say "Nah, I'm not going to eat that shit." 

 

Does that airplane not have a galley and stewards?

 

 

#1442
28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Does that airplane not have a galley and stewards?

 

 

yeah they're in the back getting sexually assaulted

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#1444
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I like McDonald's.

Sorry not sorry.

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#1445
2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Trump's tariffs in his first term lead to China's pivot to South American soybeans over American.  Same for the pork market to China going away.

 

Trump’s tariffs resulted in a record trade deficit with China and Trump gave a $25 Billion socialist handout to farmers hurt by his incompetent trade policy. 

#1447
4 minutes ago, troph said:

Who the fuck with his kind of resources thinks McDonald’s is tasty or good for you? Jesus fucking Christ man. 

Stuffing himself with McDonald's when there are better, almost as easy options available is the only relatable American thing about Donald J. Trump.

I'm sure his number crunchers tell him to keep playing the hits.

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#1448
14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I like McDonald's.

Sorry not sorry.

Got some late Friday since we were working and no one wanted to cook. it ain't bad, but you know what to expect. Now what is funny is after 10PM I ordered in Spanish. Don't tell me all those people in there are legal. And who the fuck cares. They are working at a place with a clown for the mascot. Wait, so a place run by a clown staffed by law breakers? So the White House IS McDonalds.

#1449
26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Got some late Friday since we were working and no one wanted to cook. it ain't bad, but you know what to expect. Now what is funny is after 10PM I ordered in Spanish. Don't tell me all those people in there are legal. And who the fuck cares. They are working at a place with a clown for the mascot. Wait, so a place run by a clown staffed by law breakers? So the White House IS McDonalds.

McDonald's literally killed people last month. Their product is terrible and getting worse. You should never eat at McDonald's it's a terrible company, experience and awful food. Tons of other fast food options. 

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#1450
11 minutes ago, immamac said:

McDonald's literally killed people last month. Their product is terrible and getting worse. You should never eat at McDonald's it's a terrible company, experience and awful food. Tons of other fast food options. 

Oh I know. we joked about it while we were getting it. But where we were there not a lot of options. But thanks dad for the concern. If it makes you feel better we topped it off with some blue bell ice cream and got chipotle for breakfast.

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