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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

I remember 50 cent coke, 

Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.

18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

The house was single story and 850 sqft though.

2300 sqft

Mack Brown had 50 Cent on his iPod. 

Hey guys, did you hear people are breaking down on tiktok because they didn't know Obamacare is the ACA?????

30 minutes ago, Captainant said:

$1.06 in 1998 (when ResE2 came out) is $2.04 in 2024 dollars, and I've definitely bought gas at $2.10 this year

Living in Oregon, gas and diesel is about a dollar more here. I went back to Texas in July, and saw it under 3. It was pretty cool.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Gee, I wonder what it is about them that made him not want to appoint them?  I'm racking my brain but can't come up with an answer...

18 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Every week, I grill a tri-tip and bake a large pan of chicken thighs for our two high school aged kids to eat for dinner or a snack (after school or late-night). Costs basically nothing and feeds two active teens. Throw in pasta and taco nights and we’re good to go. 

Where the hell you finding tri tip these days that’s costing basically nothing. That shit got brisket/fajita-ized years ago. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are talking about canned tuna, you know that stuff is already cooked, right?  Didn’t need to spend the money on the energy required to heat that and the mustard.  Every nickel saved is another euro beer ordered. 

It was for flavor and not for food safety. You don’t unlock the subtle flavors of the complex mole type sauce that is French’s mustard mixed with fishy brine water from the canned tuna unless you add some heat.

35 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.

 

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8 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

I looked to see if I could find any pictures of the old interior, but alas, I could not.

 

This was the old exterior though.

 

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The food in Miami is incredible. The choice for dinner that night was La Mar by Gaston Acurio in the Manderin Oriental on Brickell Key, or El Carajo at the gas station next to the highway.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The food in Miami is incredible. The choice for dinner that night was La Mar by Gaston Acurio in the Manderin Oriental on Brickell Key, or El Carajo at the gas station next to the highway.

 

You chose wisely

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

It was for flavor and not for food safety. You don’t unlock the subtle flavors of the complex mole type sauce that is French’s mustard mixed with fishy brine water from the canned tuna unless you add some heat.

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8 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

 

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That would mean Dr Pepper is on the list. 

The $1 Whopper at Burger King sustained me in the late 90s.

They used to do a 5 for $5 deal. That would sustain me for a weekend, along with beer of course.
2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I remember 50 cent coke, and gas for about 80 cents. Played Resident Evil 2 Remake and the shot of the gas station. I was thinking how expensive it was back for other states out of Texas. 

 

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Remember my parents bitching up a storm first time gas went over $1 a gallon when I was a kid...boy those were the good ol days 

10 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Remember my parents bitching up a storm first time gas went over $1 a gallon when I was a kid...boy those were the good ol days 

I remember old analog gas pumps with mechanical price per gallon, total gallons, and total price meters that had only two wheels for the price per gallon (I guess it never occurred to them that they'd ever charge more than a dollar a gallon).  (I'm old)

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On 11/19/2024 at 10:31 AM, G650 said:

Believe it or not we have zero immigrants on payroll. We had a brief flirtation in the early 00's but it did not go well. I'm honestly not sure if we even have anyone of Hispanic background right now. I think we must, just because of the odds, but I can't think of anyone off hand.

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On 11/19/2024 at 12:35 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

We’ve decided to splurge on some bigger purchases. A new TV for example anticipating it will be much more expensive this time next year 

Bingo. We've made a list of big things we were needing to replace in the next 12 months. New mattress arrives in early December. 

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Is this thread unblocked?.

Interesting.  Curious about the reasoning behind the decision. 
 

Thanks. 

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People are dumb.

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“Sure…. Andy Jackson talks a lot of shit about Cherokees, but they’re the bad Cherokees. We’re the good ones, so he’s gonna leave us alone…”

1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

People are dumb.

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Is that where all that Biden inflation came from? (said in a trailerpark accent)

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

Is that where all that Biden inflation came from? (said in a trailerpark accent)

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So what's for lunch today

12 minutes ago, G650 said:

So what's for lunch today

Mmmm fiz.

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*sigh*

Not only that but oldest Boomers are now almost 80. They're dying off plus in 4 years wouldn't  hesitate to vote for someone that promises to save their Social Security and Medicare by raising the age to 70 or 72. Gen X is a small generation and will be outvoted by Gen Z dumbshits that get their news from Rogan and might very well be persuaded to cut old people programs further just as Gen X gets old enough to collect. In the near future, slashing or even eliminating SS and Medicare may no longer be the political third rail it's been our entire lives. 

Oh, well. Whatever. Never mind

Found one in the wild. Guy comes on /r/askLosAngeles to inquire about how to obtain affordable health insurance now that his income has increased, making him ineligible for Medi-Cal. His shock at having to pay several hundred dollars a month made me wonder, and a quick review of his comments revealed he's an immigrant pending asylum who spent election night trolling the libs. Had to find out the hard way that if the ACA goes, those numbers are only going way up.

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11 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

People are dumb.

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Remember y'all, its Democrats who buy votes by giving away free shit. 

 

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Found one in the wild. Guy comes on /r/askLosAngeles to inquire about how to obtain affordable health insurance now that his income has increased, making him ineligible for Medi-Cal. His shock at having to pay several hundred dollars a month made me wonder, and a quick review of his comments revealed he's an immigrant pending asylum who spent election night trolling the libs. Had to find out the hard way that if the ACA goes, those numbers are only going way up.

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MF4MF_wildcouple? 

is there a swingers subreddit?

5 minutes ago, GenXer said:

MF4MF_wildcouple? 

is there a swingers subreddit?

"A"? No. 

 

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There's pages of them

10 minutes ago, GenXer said:

MF4MF_wildcouple? 

is there a swingers subreddit?

Fuck around and find out.  Literally and figuratively. 

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Ah shit.   We are about to get derailed again and get shut down aren’t we.

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More like railed again, amirite?

27 minutes ago, GenXer said:

is there a swingers subreddit?

there is a subreddit for EVERYTHING.  

some of the shit you stumble on with random searches on Reddit is

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I’m a degenerate and find Reddit a little too much.  I can live without that place.

13 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

People are dumb.

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So when they begin to lust for power and cannot attain it through themselves or their own good qualities, they ruin their estates, tempting and corrupting the people in every possible way. And hence when by their foolish thirst for reputation they have created among the masses an appetite for gifts and the habit of receiving them, democracy in its turn is abolished and changes into a rule of force and violence. For the people, having grown accustomed to feed at the expense of others, and to depend for their livelihood on the property of others, as soon as they find a leader who is enterprising but is excluded from the honours of office by his penury, institute the rule of violence; and now uniting their forces massacre, banish, and plunder, until they degenerate again into perfect savages and find once more a master and monarch.

—Polybius

Emphasis mine.

38 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"A"? No. 

 

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There's pages of them

@Elvis has entered the chat

Step 1: Phone call to Homeland Security to discuss MF4MF_Wildcouple's alienage status

Step 2: Wait for mass deportation

Step 3: Bang Mrs. MF4MF_Wildcouple after he's on a boat back in his country of origin

Step 4:  Send a postcard photo to the recently deported cuckold. 

Win / Win

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WE BACK UP

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

"A"? No. 

 

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There's pages of them

rhetorical question

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32 minutes ago, The Dog said:

WE BACK UP

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"This is not what the voters wanted."

Dude.  The voters wanted stupid performative shit to own tha libz.  They are getting EXACTLY what they wanted.  When you look at the menu, the item says "Shit sandwich, made with real shit," and you tell the waiter "I want the shit sandwich, made with real shit," you cannot complain when the waiter delivers to you a shit sandwich, made with real shit.

I have no interest in talking to Nazis. If you voted R in this election, you’re out. I’m fortunate that everyone in my close circle is educated and reasonable, and thus made the correct choice. But a bunch of aunts, uncles, and cousins are morons. And you know what? Fuck them. 

And that is what is so fucked up about Trump. He is so intentionally divisive. He has made everyone so dug in on both sides. It used to be that you could have political differences and live in harmony. No longer.
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