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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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I’m here for the LOL’s.  I tried to help people with my votes, but you can’t help people that won’t help themselves.  Fuck everyone that voted for Trump.

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7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m so apathetic about America in general I don’t even care about the game tomorrow. Only motivation is running train on the SEC will make the mouth breathers on Texags significantly less happy.

We decided not to go to the tailgate or game tomorrow. Just not in the mood. Can’t be rah rah right now 

19 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You mean like Biden/Harris plan to pay family members for caregiving? I’m not sure that’s on the table any more 

Can you provide a link to the details of that policy proposal? I would certainly favor tax credits for family caregivers, and allowing family members to claim deductions for family members that they are providing caregiving to in their household. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can you provide a link to the details of that policy proposal? I would certainly favor tax credits for family caregivers, and allowing family members to claim deductions for family members that they are providing caregiving to in their household. 

Best we can do is homeless seniors

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I’m here for the LOL’s.  I tried to help people with my votes, but you can’t help people that won’t help themselves.  Fuck everyone that voted for Trump.

They don't want your help and reject your smug belief that you know what is best for them.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I would suggest not being in the getting caught up with what athletes think business, or you're usually going to wind up disappointed.

I am just tuned out, used to post in /r/cfb and I can't bother anymore, politics is my #1 now. I should have been screaming the clarion alarms about Biden failing us with his detached old school presidency, I learned my lesson now.

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

They don't want your help and reject your smug belief that you know what is best for them.

Again, this is exactly how we feel about you.

23 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i wonder if the unexpected deportations leopard or ACA repeal leopard will eat the most faces? 🤔

 

 

 

but hey...we all agree he's a big fat liar so maybe neither! 😜

Yeah. I’m gonna believe repealing Obamacare and no longer protecting pre-existing conditions is the policy that he won’t do. Because reasons.

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Again, this is exactly how we feel about you.

I think we are both okay with that.

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

They don't want your help and reject your smug belief that you know what is best for them.

Oh they will want my help when they are being processed for deportation. I will give help only for those that are innocent though. MAGA deportees just clogging up the system which is moral.

13 minutes ago, linux said:

Same, finding out both our QBs support Trump is making me even less interested in victory.

To be fair, they do get hit in the head a lot.

Just now, linux said:

Oh they will want my help when they are being processed for deportation. I will give help only for those that are innocent though. MAGA deportees just clogging up the system which is moral.

Were there a bunch of illegals voting for MAGA in this last election?

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can you provide a link to the details of that policy proposal? I would certainly favor tax credits for family caregivers, and allowing family members to claim deductions for family members that they are providing caregiving to in their household. 

First major media hit from a quick google search. 
 

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/harris-medicare-at-home-plan/

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

But most of all, to win you have to be absolutely cruel to some group that you’ve decided you will blame everything on.

I'm going to start up a third party named "Kill Whitey".  In a good cycle, we might get as many votes as the Greens.

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Were there a bunch of illegals voting for MAGA in this last election?

No. Just like there weren't last time. 

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think multigenerational households are a great idea, generally.  Grandparents can help with childcare when kids are younger.  Kids can help with care of aging parents.  Would also take pressure off the housing market.

You’ve obviously never met my mother 

53 minutes ago, linux said:

Deporting MAGA is still moral because resources are not infinite, it is entirely possible that they start and then realize 88 Billion a year to destroy the farm industry is stupid.

However if by then only those deported were MAGA because they were accurately identified and they were the first to be processed I won't shed a tear.

@Macklemore and his brother being deported because Trump unilaterally disregarded the 14th ammendment by erasing birthplace citizenship as he has clearly promised, is a good thing only because it clogged resources even if he survives the Ayatollahs and manages to make it back, because of clogged resources resources it is a moral action.

I will still fight like hell for it to be repealed by the courts, but the damage will be done by then.

LOL this takes the cake for the most delusional post I have seen post-election. The party that didn’t have the cojones to deport criminal illegal aliens is going to deport MAGA. Hahahahaha. Keep dreaming. We have got the guns and we’ve got the conviction to fight and die for the new direction our country is moving to. You made me laugh old man. Well done.

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Were there a bunch of illegals voting for MAGA in this last election?

Did you read the fucking thread you idiot? here let me show you a recap, Trump promised to unconstitutionally end birthright citizenship with his first exectutive order, that affects idiots like @Macklemore and his bro, they are persian born in the US but not pure white european like Stephen Miller salivates over, and he has shown up here I think willfully supporting mass deportations. If the system gets them first over an innocent person then it is moral, it clogged the system. Even if they survive the Ayotollahs and return somehow they clogged the system. Resources are not infinite.

 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

First major media hit from a quick google search. 
 

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/harris-medicare-at-home-plan/

Yeah, we already talked about the proposal to expand "non-skilled" home health under Medicare upthread. I am familiar with that proposal. That is not what sawbonz was talking about though. "You mean like Biden/Harris plan to pay family members for caregiving?"

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

LOL this takes the cake for the most delusional post I have seen post-election. The party that didn’t have the cojones to deport criminal illegal aliens is going to deport MAGA. Hahahahaha. Keep dreaming. We have got the guns and we’ve got the conviction to fight and die for the new direction our country is moving to. You made me laugh old man. Well done.

Read my post, Trump will, not me good luck.

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL this takes the cake for the most delusional post I have seen post-election. The party that didn’t have the cojones to deport criminal illegal aliens is going to deport MAGA. Hahahahaha. Keep dreaming. We have got the guns and we’ve got the conviction to fight and die for the new direction our country is moving to. You made me laugh old man. Well done.

Sorry to tell you dude but you’re old.

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL this takes the cake for the most delusional post I have seen post-election. The party that didn’t have the cojones to deport criminal illegal aliens is going to deport MAGA. Hahahahaha. Keep dreaming. We have got the guns and we’ve got the conviction to fight and die for the new direction our country is moving to. You made me laugh old man. Well done.

They don't care who you support, they care about what color you are.  If you're dark, you're not one of them.  You may think you are, but that's not the truth. 

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24 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m so apathetic about America in general I don’t even care about the game tomorrow. Only motivation is running train on the SEC will make the mouth breathers on Texags significantly less happy.

 

fuck’em both

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Sorry to tell you dude but you’re old.

Yeah, as if I don't remember when he used to go by PENNhorn or something.

1 minute ago, linux said:

Did you read the fucking thread you idiot? here let me show you a recap, Trump promised to unconstitutionally end birthright citizenship with his first exectutive order, that affects idiots like @Macklemore and his bro, they are persian born in the US but not pure white european like Stephen Miller salivates over, and he has shown up here I think willfully supporting mass deportations. If the system gets them first over an innocent person then it is moral, it clogged the system. Even if they survive the Ayotollahs and return somehow they clogged the system. Resources are not infinite.

 

Why would he get rid of the coalition that built him the biggest landslide victory since Reagan in 1984. Do y’all realize how stupid you sound? The QAnon of the left is right here on surly. I have zero worry of that happening. You can post a photo of you drinking a scotch if that does happen. Finally, Stephen Miller is a Jew, the white nationalists don’t consider someone like him white either.

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL this takes the cake for the most delusional post I have seen post-election. The party that didn’t have the cojones to deport criminal illegal aliens is going to deport MAGA. Hahahahaha. Keep dreaming. We have got the guns and we’ve got the conviction to fight and die for the new direction our country is moving to. You made me laugh old man. Well done.

I've got more guns than you and I virtually guarantee I'm a better shot.

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7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL this takes the cake for the most delusional post I have seen post-election. The party that didn’t have the cojones to deport criminal illegal aliens is going to deport MAGA. Hahahahaha. Keep dreaming. We have got the guns and we’ve got the conviction to fight and die for the new direction our country is moving to. You made me laugh old man. Well done.

Aw sweety, you just can’t face the fact your party doesn’t like you. They never liked you. They used you for your vote. You really think they would let a brown persian man with a history of homosexual conduct join their club? You do? Aww bless your heart

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They don't care who you support, they care about what color you are.  If you're dark, you're not one of them.  You may think you are, but that's not the truth. 

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I’m so scared. Y’all have active imagination. Put it to use and draft some fan fiction of natural born citizens getting deported. I will judge the best ones and award the winner $100. Start writing.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Aw sweety, you just can’t face the fact your party doesn’t like you. They never liked you. They used you for your vote. You really think they would let a brown persian man with a history of homosexual conduct join their club? You did? Aww bless your heart

My party has the power now. That’s all I care about and that’s all they need from me. 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Why would he get rid of the coalition that built him the biggest landslide victory since Reagan in 1984. Do y’all realize how stupid you sound? The QAnon of the left is right here on surly. I have zero worry of that happening. You can post a photo of you drinking a scotch if that does happen. Finally, Stephen Miller is a Jew, the white nationalists don’t consider someone like him white either.

If you know anything about politics, you know that coalitions are fickle. Reagan's landslide victory was a distant memory by 1992. All it took was a little shake up in the economy and poof! it was gone.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Aw sweety, you just can’t face the fact your party doesn’t like you. They never liked you. They used you for your vote. You really think they would let a brown persian man with a history of homosexual conduct join their club? You did? Aww bless your heart

I'm sure Johnny Sack will invite him to play golf at his country club....as long as he doesn't mind caddying. 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Why would he get rid of the coalition that built him the biggest landslide victory since Reagan in 1984. Do y’all realize how stupid you sound? The QAnon of the left is right here on surly. I have zero worry of that happening. You can post a photo of you drinking a scotch if that does happen. Finally, Stephen Miller is a Jew, the white nationalists don’t consider someone like him white either.

Oh he will get in line as well, the leopard will come to him eventually IF MAGA goes final solution.

We will try to stop it of course despite you fighting us tooth and nail, you don't know me but as I have said a dozen times it is not revenge, it is about minimizing harm if the executive order never comes and mass deportations never happen I will open the scotch with any MAGA here.

I have no real sympathy for those who voted for things that will completely fuck them.

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

I’m so scared. Y’all have active imagination. Put it to use and draft some fan fiction of natural born citizens getting deported. I will judge the best ones and award the winner $100. Start writing.

My party has the power now. That’s all I care about and that’s all they need from me. 

Your party? Oh my, the schadenfreude is going to be even more delicious than I thought. 

19 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

They don't want your help and reject your smug belief that you know what is best for them.

Sweet. Just don't come begging for my help when your dumbass is paying the consequences of what you voted for.

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

like i said...ubiquitous 

 

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What is the stupid meme about? Looks like it come from a show no one watches like The Acolyte.

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8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I've got more guns than you and I virtually guarantee I'm a better shot.

i mean yeah...we ALL have a lot of guns at this point lol

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Caregivers are very expensive.  My grandmother is her 90s and has to have 24 hour nursing care.  She has the resources to stay independent.  But it is ridiculously expensive.

Not that it is really relevant but getting a long term care policy helps a lot. Mom's paid for this.

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What is the stupid meme about? Looks like it come from a show no one watches like The Acolyte.

Dude how did you fall for the alt right rabbit hole? that is sure is a surprised, I managed to hate the Acolyte without turning into a brainwashed idiot.

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What is the stupid meme about? Looks like it come from a show no one watches like The Acolyte.

absolutely perfect 🤣

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1 minute ago, AUinHsv said:

Not that it is really relevant but getting a long term care policy helps a lot. Mom's paid for this.

My mother has one and the premium increases over the last five years have been, shall we say, eye opening.

3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

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That's interesting. David Pakman is legitimately a very good YouTuber. He is a leftist, but reasonable and measured on his show. I'm not aware of him using harsh and/or hysterical language toward MAGA. He is not a #Resistance Lib and doesn't even consider himself a Democrat. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

My mother has one and the premium increases over the last five years have been, shall we say, eye opening.

Yeah they’re fucking expensive too 

14 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Sweet. Just don't come begging for my help when your dumbass is paying the consequences of what you voted for.

I would never ask for your help. 

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Aw sweety, you just can’t face the fact your party doesn’t like you. They never liked you. They used you for your vote. You really think they would let a brown persian man with a history of homosexual conduct join their club? You do? Aww bless your heart

I can’t figure out why he doesn’t just head back to Iran rather than try to recreate it here under the umbrella of Christianity.  It’s already happened over there. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I can’t figure out why he doesn’t just head back to Iran rather than try to recreate it here under the umbrella of Christianity.  It’s already happened over there. 

Meth killed his critical thinking skills. 

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