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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Remember the Muslim terror pandemonium?  Just a few short years later, the R’s wanna turn America into today’s Afghanistan.  Mind boggling.  

if we don't have any freedoms there is nothing to hate!

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

If the system doesn’t appear to be legitimate anymore (and it doesn’t), people will return to their original modes of settling things. And for that we don’t need lawyers. 

This is a man with vision.

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everything is making sense 😐

Power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

Go look that one up to see who we're emulating.

These groceries are so expensive no one can afford any, but there’s not a single fucking parking spot at Kroger.

14 hours ago, safe sex said:

Imagine thinking that literally anyone in the world has ever lied in any way close to the amount of lies that Donald Trump has told about the 2020 election, J6, his own felonies, and every other aspect of his disgusting life.

 

that is called a cult

keep drinking the kool aid you dumb mother fuckers 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

These groceries are so expensive no one can afford any, but there’s not a single fucking parking spot at Kroger.

Aggy spending $1000+ a seat for a football game, while saying the price of eggs was a hardship; driving them to vote for Trump.

uh.. yeah, we know why you didn't vote for Harris and it is not because of the economy.

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

These groceries are so expensive no one can afford any, but there’s not a single fucking parking spot at Kroger.

HEB and Kroger: we're full come back later

Randall's: hey guys we're open remember us? Guys?

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

HEB and Kroger: we're full come back later

Randall's: hey guys we're open remember us? Guys?

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

HEB and Kroger: we're full come back later

Randall's: hey guys we're open remember us? Guys?

No HEBs near me. Probably wouldn’t be open anyway 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

Good way to keep the nice things for ourselves

 
per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.
just a warning for out of towners 

The one next to River Oaks?? Ok. Sure.
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

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sidebar took this picture a few weeks ago and just noticed the person in the wheelchair navigating the sidewalk…
 

but yeah this is the Mogadishu Kroger as I call it now since our lovely fuck head mayor thinks its so dangerous…

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Same here and I'm waiting for it.  I also don't think he'll do much.  I'm in Big Retail and the economy would collapse almost immediately if he deported anywhere close to what he's talking about.  The Corporate Republicans won't allow that.

Query:  Would these be the same corporate Republicans who kept him from ruining the agricultural economy his first term?

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

Just wait, the Scary HEB at Oltorf and South Congress will open in a week, and take that title back.

5 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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sidebar took this picture a few weeks ago and just noticed the person in the wheelchair navigating the sidewalk…
 

but yeah this is the Mogadishu Kroger as I call it now since our lovely fuck head mayor thinks its so dangerous…

 

combat kroger’s (cullen) >>> west gray kroger’s 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

So they are not playing late afternoon live jazz anymore?  Is north Montrose now “dangerous??

I recall they were not very good against Harvey.  Other than that, the new HEB on Dunleavy likely cannibalized their market.

23 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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sidebar took this picture a few weeks ago and just noticed the person in the wheelchair navigating the sidewalk…
 

but yeah this is the Mogadishu Kroger as I call it now since our lovely fuck head mayor thinks its so dangerous…

See... If you go to that Kroger, you are likely to come out: 

1. In a wheelchair (could be governor) 

2. Without a leg.

3. Blek.

If this helps get rid of the people in the GOOF Kroger, sign me up.

See... If you go to that Kroger, you are likely to come out: 
1. In a wheelchair (could be governor) 
2. Without a leg.
3. Blek.
If this helps get rid of the people in the GOOF Kroger, sign me up.

GOOF Kroger is kind of gross.
1 hour ago, pantone159 said:

Just wait, the Scary HEB at Oltorf and South Congress will open in a week, and take that title back.

I'm so fucking jazzed for that

32 minutes ago, Nivek said:


GOOF Kroger is kind of gross.

Yeah but it beats the 90 minute trip to HEB on shepherd.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

I wish Whitmire would get a Trump appointment so we could get a new mayor.

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Same here and I'm waiting for it.  I also don't think he'll do much.  I'm in Big Retail and the economy would collapse almost immediately if he deported anywhere close to what he's talking about.  The Corporate Republicans won't allow that.

Part of my hopes he does it, though, just to show people what happens if you fuck around.

 

I don’t think Trump has the want or drive to care but the people he is installing find it empowering to be unnecessarily shitty. They could and will fuck up a wet dream.

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Hey olds and fatties, enjoy!

23 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Hey olds and fatties, enjoy!

Brainworms said he wants to end the chronic disease epidemic. Killing us diabetics achieves that goal.

5 hours ago, Nivek said:


GOOF Kroger is kind of gross.

Unfortunately, it is the nicest grocery store within 5 miles...  

And HEB told me (in an email) they have no intention of having a store in my area, so I have no intention of driving past multiple other stores and go out of my way for HEB.

Back to tarifs and Trump voters. So all those dudes hating immigrants and want Buy US to be the way forward, well guess where your truck was made?

Ebrard warned the tariffs would lead to massive U.S. job losses, lower growth and hit U.S. companies producing in Mexico by effectively doubling the taxes they paid. "The impact on companies is huge," he said.

The proposed tariffs would hit the automotive sector's top cross-border exporters especially hard, Ebrard added, namely Ford (F.N) General Motors (GM.N), opens new tab and Stellantis (STLAM.MI)

Ebrard noted that 88% of pickup trucks sold in the U.S. are made in Mexico and would see a price increase. These vehicles are popular in rural areas that overwhelmingly voted for Trump.

“Our estimate is that the average price of these vehicles will increase by $3,000,” Ebrard said.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/mexico-warns-trumps-tariff-would-kill-400000-us-jobs-2024-11-27/

He'll probably get pressured to back off the tariffs but he'll make some grandiose speech about how he's a man of the people and listened to them and won't impose tariffs and the morons will all celebrate and call it the greatest presidential move in the history of this country. That's how this works. 

He won't go back on his word.  But he could just lie and say he's going to get rid of the Biden Tariffs, and then do nothing, and get praised for it.

6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He'll probably get pressured to back off the tariffs but he'll make some grandiose speech about how he's a man of the people and listened to them and won't impose tariffs and the morons will all celebrate and call it the greatest presidential move in the history of this country. That's how this works. 

Or just say canada has stopped the tsunami of illegals with their backpacks of fentanyl.

Same for mexico. 

This is only a problem during election season.
 

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6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He'll probably get pressured to back off the tariffs but he'll make some grandiose speech about how he's a man of the people and listened to them and won't impose tariffs and the morons will all celebrate and call it the greatest presidential move in the history of this country. That's how this works. 

And the price adjustments that have already happened in anticipation of the tariffs?  Yeah they’ll stay in place. 

Yep.
See, the dumbasses who voted for him think that Trump is going to serve up a tailored, single serving of fuckery, aimed only at the people they hate.  What they are too fucking stupid to realize is that Trumpery is a massive layer cake of fuckery, "at levels no one has ever seen before."
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Eat up, Trumpers.  Oh, and when you dig in, enjoy -- that isn't icing between the layers, it's pure spreadable shit.  DIG IN.

Smith Island cake. I could go for a slice.
On 11/27/2024 at 6:42 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Thank god ive stockpiled mezcal for the last 7 yeaes

 

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3rd shelf on the right seems a little empty. 


Smith Island cake. I could go for a slice.

Yella cake with chocolate icing is my all-time fave. That looks glorious.
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

3rd shelf on the right seems a little empty. 

It has 320 other bottles to keep it company

On 11/27/2024 at 10:46 AM, Chad Fuck said:

Trump voter: 'He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting'

What these rubes never grasped is that Trump is solely focused on one thing:  helping the 1% that funded his reelection (and fattening his own pockets). The billionaire elite class.  That’s it.  Everything Trump does going forward will be for the benefit of the wealthiest of the wealthy.  And if you’re not in that group, i.e., in the remaining 99%, you’re going to get fucked.  It doesn’t matter if you voted for Trump or not.  You’re going to find out after you fucked around and voted for Trump because you wanted to own the libs. He used you to get reelected, now you’re going to be tossed out like yesterday’s trash.

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the price adjustments that have already happened in anticipation of the tariffs?  Yeah they’ll stay in place. 

And since they happened before Trump came back into office, it's all Biden's fault.

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

What these rubes never grasped is that Trump is solely focused on one thing:  helping the 1% that funded his reelection (and fattening his own pockets). The billionaire elite class.  That’s it.  Everything Trump does going forward will be for the benefit of the wealthiest of the wealthy.  And if you’re not in that group, i.e., in the remaining 99%, you’re going to get fucked.  It doesn’t matter if you voted for Trump or not.  You’re going to find out after you fucked around and voted for Trump because you wanted to own the libs. He used you to get reelected, now you’re going to be tossed out like yesterday’s trash.

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That number is way, way less than 1%.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

That number is way, way less than 1%.

But you don’t have to be in the top 0.5% to do well under Trump. But if you’re just someone that gets by on your paycheck or SS check. You’re screwed. For those who fit that description and voted for Trump, too fucking bad.

Thank god ive stockpiled mezcal for the last 7 yeaes
 
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I think I was behind you in the checkout line of TotalWine this week. If not, you have competition out there.
15 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Back to tarifs and Trump voters. So all those dudes hating immigrants and want Buy US to be the way forward, well guess where your truck was made?

Ebrard warned the tariffs would lead to massive U.S. job losses, lower growth and hit U.S. companies producing in Mexico by effectively doubling the taxes they paid. "The impact on companies is huge," he said.

The proposed tariffs would hit the automotive sector's top cross-border exporters especially hard, Ebrard added, namely Ford (F.N) General Motors (GM.N), opens new tab and Stellantis (STLAM.MI)

Ebrard noted that 88% of pickup trucks sold in the U.S. are made in Mexico and would see a price increase. These vehicles are popular in rural areas that overwhelmingly voted for Trump.

“Our estimate is that the average price of these vehicles will increase by $3,000,” Ebrard said.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/mexico-warns-trumps-tariff-would-kill-400000-us-jobs-2024-11-27/

I honestly don’t think that pricing plays a role in pickup truck demand. Those things are stupid expensive and it has no impact on the number of people who don’t need them buying them. 

36 minutes ago, Woland said:


I think I was behind you in the checkout line of TotalWine this week. If not, you have competition out there.

Only one of those bottles can be found at Total Wine

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I honestly don’t think that pricing plays a role in pickup truck demand. Those things are stupid expensive and it has no impact on the number of people who don’t need them buying them. 

Why do you hate economics?

They finance them for 7 or 8 years 

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