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4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Gotta admit, Mr. US-led Rules Based International Order responding with this gif to this post, with emphasis on the consistency part, is pretty fucking hilarious.  Thanks for that. 

Come off it. That (the post WWII rules based international order) was at stake 2017, not now. It was worth protecting in my opinion but that’s all over but the crying. That hasn’t been at issue in years. 
This world of 2024 is the world you wanted. It’s Bartertown now. I didn’t want this, but in a way I’ve been waiting my whole life for it, and I guess I don’t understand why you seem so bitter.  
You won! What’s with the attitude?

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11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Me seeing that funny vid….. now that I’m old and on Social Security.

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5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You got posters on this thread that have literally posted that they hope that other posters get to see the life leave their family members eyes while their blood pools around their feet, so spare me the fucking vapors over a critique of the evidence base for certain medical interventions, and a US medical establishment that is increasingly isolated in their approach. 

The NHS is controlled by the British government. Our Endocrine Society and the Mayo Clinic are not under the federal thumb. They are run by experts in their field.  You are due no credibility on the subject, as your posts have proven. You have met every opportunity to explain, to convey, and to inform by choosing to ridicule.

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The NHS is controlled by the British government. Our Endocrine Society and the Mayo Clinic are not under the federal thumb. They are run by experts in their field.  You are due no credibility on the subject, as your posts have proven. You have met every opportunity to explain, to convey, and to inform by choosing to ridicule.
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Back-off Warchild, he can count to 30 and has a half-step up on you.
On 12/18/2024 at 5:36 AM, Horn Dogg said:

I’ve met so many government employees that claim to have given up big time “private sector money” to “serve.”  Most of them couldn’t handle the pressure of working at a place that has to make a profit and doesn’t offer a cushy ass retirement after 20 years or so. 

Man, this blew up right in your face really nasty 

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Musk told Trump that he didn't like the bill so Trump went on Fox and said that he doesn't support it so now the provisions to help the storm victims and the farmers will be stripped out before the House votes for a continuing resolution. The storm victims and the farmers all voted for Trump so now they can enjoy getting what they voted for - elections have consequences.

SSI payments continue during a shutdown and our national park is closed for winter anyway, so

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enjoy what you voted for, chumps.

also as much as people mention and are bothered by cloak room discussions seems like it's actually taken pretty damn seriously on this site lol

Musk going pure austerity is a good thing, nothing more unpopular than getting cash and then told no. I do hope they really tighten the screws.

28 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Musk told Trump that he didn't like the bill so Trump went on Fox and said that he doesn't support it so now the provisions to help the storm victims and the farmers will be stripped out before the House votes for a continuing resolution. The storm victims and the farmers all voted for Trump so now they can enjoy getting what they voted for - elections have consequences.

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1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Who plays him in the movie?

Mikey Day did a good job as Butt-head on SNL.

35 minutes ago, mchookem said:

also as much as people mention and are bothered by cloak room discussions seems like it's actually taken pretty damn seriously on this site lol

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On 12/18/2024 at 10:44 AM, Nivek said:

But let's get real.  You believed the "I am from the government and I am here to help" bullshit/lie and ran with it.

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Reagan's self-fulfilling prophecy. Such a broad shit river of a legacy that figurehead for greed has left for that shining city on a hill.

I've recently come to the conclusion that his presidency was more poisonous than Nixon's. 

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Reagan's self-fulfilling prophecy. Such a broad shit river of a legacy that figurehead for greed has left for that shining city on a hill.
I've recentl come to the conclusion that his presidency was more poisonous than Nixon's. 

Nixon was shamed by his own party.

That left a mark….for a minute.
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Reagan's self-fulfilling prophecy. Such a broad shit river of a legacy

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32 minutes ago, tigol said:


Nixon was shamed by his own party.

That left a mark….for a minute.

His own party only shamed him because the media was able to put a light on his dirty deeds. The lesson they learned was to buy their own media to use to defend themselves and attack their enemies, not to be less shitty.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Reagan's self-fulfilling prophecy. Such a broad shit river of a legacy that figurehead for greed has left for that shining city on a hill.

I've recentl come to the conclusion that his presidency was more poisonous than Nixon's. 

It really is fascinating seeing Goebbels' statement in action in my lifetime.   And horrifying.   

45 minutes ago, Captainant said:

His own party only shamed him because the media was able to put a light on his dirty deeds. The lesson they learned was to buy their own media to use to defend themselves and attack their enemies, not to be less shitty.

Thanks Roger Stone

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Man, this blew up right in your face really nasty 

Win some lose some I guess…..

Chip Roy, come get you some leopard.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/12/19/trump-administration-transition/#link-3DGB3RBIGVCUXK7O5VVMQND3M4

President-elect Donald Trump on Thursday issued blistering criticism of Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) as House Republicans raced to meet Trump’s latest demands to avoid a government shutdown.

“The very unpopular ‘Congressman’ from Texas, Chip Roy, is getting in the way, as usual, of having yet another Great Republican Victory — All for the sake of some cheap publicity for himself,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform, later adding, “Weak and ineffective people like Chip have to be dismissed as being utterly unknowledgeable as to the ways of politics, and as to Making America Great Again.”

In a second post, Trump said he hoped “some talent challengers” were preparing to run against Roy and that the incumbent “won’t have a chance!”

It was not immediately clear how Roy upset Trump. But Roy is a well-known fiscal hawk who has resisted raising the debt ceiling, something that Trump is asking from Republican lawmakers as they rush to avert a government shutdown before the weekend.

Roy appeared to respond to Trump on X, saying: “My position is simple — I am not going to raise or suspend the debt ceiling (racking up more debt) without significant & real spending cuts attached to it. I’ve been negotiating to that end. No apologies.”

Trump and Roy have clashed before. Trump also called for primary challengers against Roy in a Truth Social post about a year ago, though it came days after the candidate filing deadline for the 2024 primary in Texas, and Roy went unopposed.

Roy was one of the few House Republicans to back Trump’s rival in the 2024 Republican presidential primary, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis.

Trump’s second post about Roy on Thursday also brought up Rep. Bob Good (R-Virginia), who lost his primary this year after Trump endorsed his challenger.

“By the way, how’s Bob Good doing?” Trump asked.

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Enjoy your buttfucking, vets who voted for Trump.

He wants to raise the debt ceiling? I thought they hated that part and were gonna cut everything and fix the deficit? 

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He wants to raise the debt ceiling? I thought they hated that part and were gonna cut everything and fix the deficit? 

That was the first election promise.  Along with $8 every 6 months for health care that covers everything.  

Americans' retirement plan once these republicans really get to screwing everything up:

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5 hours ago, royiv said:

Mikey Day did a good job as Butt-head on SNL.

I was disappointed they didn't use butthead as their gaetz..though the Team America Gary/Gaetz look isn't bad either

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The Farmers need to just pull themselves up by their boot straps and get jobs.  (This one is almost as glorious as the Dearborn Caucus.)

 

 

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Dumbass farmers just need to go learn how to code and stop asking for the government to hand them everything 

Or get a second job in one of the many slaughterhouses and meat processing plants that are about to see a 75% decrease in workers once Miller convinces Trump and Elmo to send ICE agents their way. Those hard workin', back bone of 'murica, honest day's work for an honest day's pay types are gonna love trying to make their $80K truck's note on an extra $7/hour.

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Pay attention to that name - Vought. That’s Russ Vought, the incoming head of OMB. He’s very smart, competent, and practical. He knows how the government works and what strings to pull. He’s the policy brain of Project 2025 at Heritage and a true-believer, a self identified Christian Nationalist, and the guy I am most worried about. 
 

When the GOP manages to pull themselves together well enough to do real damage over the next four years, he will usually be at the center of it.

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17 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Pay attention to that name - Vought. That’s Russ Vought, the incoming head of OMB. He’s very smart, competent, and practical. He knows how the government works and what strings to pull. He’s the policy brain of Project 2025 at Heritage and a true-believer, a self identified Christian Nationalist, and the guy I am most worried about. 
 

When the GOP manages to pull themselves together well enough to do real damage over the next four years, he will usually be at the center of it.

That's the kind of guy I am deathly afraid of, as opposed to Musk or Vivek rama, ramalama, whatever.

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's the kind of guy I am deathly afraid of, as opposed to Musk or Vivek rama, ramalama, whatever.

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9 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The Farmers need to just pull themselves up by their boot straps and get jobs.  (This one is almost as glorious as the Dearborn Caucus.)

 

 

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33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's the kind of guy I am deathly afraid of, as opposed to Musk or Vivek rama, ramalama, whatever.

Me too, but on the other hand watching Trump repeatedly swoop in at the last minute to fuck up Vought’s plans because of something Trump saw on Twitter or someone who came into his office, and seeing their relationship degrade in public until the inevitable firing/disgrace/shunning will be fun.

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There is nothing remotely surprising about this second term for Trump. Who he is and what he plans to do was right there under everybody's noses in bright, clear sunlight. Ignorance is no defense. In my lifetime, there has never been an election that painted a clearer picture of the American electorate.

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I like soldiers people who don't get captured cancer

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

There is nothing remotely surprising about this second term for Trump. Who he is and what he plans to do was right their under everybody's noses in bright, clear sunlight. Ignorance is no defense. In my lifetime, there has never been an election that painted a clearer picture of the American electorate.

That's where I'm at. 

There's no way anyone could say they think he's a good person or capable of running the country/world.  They're just lazy and willfully stupid.  

You wanted it?  You got it.  

20 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Chip Roy, come get you some leopard.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/12/19/trump-administration-transition/#link-3DGB3RBIGVCUXK7O5VVMQND3M4

President-elect Donald Trump on Thursday issued blistering criticism of Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) as House Republicans raced to meet Trump’s latest demands to avoid a government shutdown.

“The very unpopular ‘Congressman’ from Texas, Chip Roy, is getting in the way, as usual, of having yet another Great Republican Victory — All for the sake of some cheap publicity for himself,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform, later adding, “Weak and ineffective people like Chip have to be dismissed as being utterly unknowledgeable as to the ways of politics, and as to Making America Great Again.”

In a second post, Trump said he hoped “some talent challengers” were preparing to run against Roy and that the incumbent “won’t have a chance!”

It was not immediately clear how Roy upset Trump. But Roy is a well-known fiscal hawk who has resisted raising the debt ceiling, something that Trump is asking from Republican lawmakers as they rush to avert a government shutdown before the weekend.

Roy appeared to respond to Trump on X, saying: “My position is simple — I am not going to raise or suspend the debt ceiling (racking up more debt) without significant & real spending cuts attached to it. I’ve been negotiating to that end. No apologies.”

Trump and Roy have clashed before. Trump also called for primary challengers against Roy in a Truth Social post about a year ago, though it came days after the candidate filing deadline for the 2024 primary in Texas, and Roy went unopposed.

Roy was one of the few House Republicans to back Trump’s rival in the 2024 Republican presidential primary, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis.

Trump’s second post about Roy on Thursday also brought up Rep. Bob Good (R-Virginia), who lost his primary this year after Trump endorsed his challenger.

“By the way, how’s Bob Good doing?” Trump asked.

This guy?  He's a patriot SAVING THE COUNTRY.

 

This shit is all amazing... fucking whipsaw from Barack Obama to Elon Musk and Putin's proxy.

Is there a black cock-a-roach ninja in gray slacks that gets to fix all this in four years? 

President Prime?

 

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Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump.

Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit.

Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative. 

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27 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump.

Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit.

Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative. 

Uh, what?

Me too, but on the other hand watching Trump repeatedly swoop in at the last minute to fuck up Vought’s plans because of something Trump saw on Twitter or someone who came into his office, and seeing their relationship degrade in public until the inevitable firing/disgrace/shunning will be fun.

Wasn’t this Bannon’s role last time around?

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Now this will get some attention 

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