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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I must have a worm in my brain.

There's no other explanation.

 

You been dining on roadkill?

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Now this will get some attention 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump.

Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit.

Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative. 

You clearly have not been on Twitter recently

Sarcasm.  Believe me, I am aware of our freedoms that have been legislated away by this “freedom loving” shit hole of a state.  

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4 hours ago, Superhero said:

Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump.

Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit.

Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative. 

I can't say which would be worse, but Musk would be absolutely horrible running a government. He's shown with his companies every human life is expendable in the name of profit and what he considers "progress". That mentality is disastrous for running governments. 

Musk and his ilk are modern day William McKinley's. People who believe all of the wealth and power should be concentrated at the top in a small group of wealth elitists, and those wealth elitists get to decide what happens with the nation's wealth. 

We need a modern day Grover Cleveland to step up. Someone to fight against that for the sake of actual democracy. 

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7 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I can't say which would be worse, but Musk would be absolutely horrible running a government. He's shown with his companies every human life is expendable in the name of profit and what he considers "progress". That mentality is disastrous for running governments. 

Musk and his ilk are modern day William McKinley's. People who believe all of the wealth and power should be concentrated at the top in a small group of wealth elitists, and those wealth elitists get to decide what happens with the nation's wealth. 

We need a modern day Grover Cleveland to step up. Someone to fight against that for the sake of actual democracy. 

Yeah, except the voters would call Cleveland a fag and gleefully vote for Elon or Joe Rogan while getting their pockets picked and saying “please sir, may I have some more?”

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2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

One of Musk’s fantasies is having an army he can control.

He already has one.  They are morons, but they exist.  

He already has one.  They are morons, but they exist.  

100%. If you don’t realize that if Elon said “armed patriots, you must attack the evil liberals at Berkeley to save America!”, we’d have dead people at Cal before the day was out, you haven’t been paying any attention.
He’s the most evil, dangerous man alive.
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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, except the voters would call Cleveland a fag and gleefully vote for Elon or Joe Rogan while getting their pockets picked and saying “please sir, may I have some more?”

We'll see if the Democrats have the balls to let America fully suffer during the dysfunction of Trump and Musk. It would have already started today but they stepped up and bailed out Johnson last night. I hope the only reason is because Biden is still president. This better be the last time. 

And for fucks sake get your own network of bots up and running rightfully blaming all the suffering that happens on Trump, musk, elitist CEOs, and Republicans. The people are already showing they're dangerously close to rebellion against corporate jagoffs with the celebration of the healthcare CEO murder. Just flood social media with simplistic, emotionally charged language rightfully connecting the dots for them on everything that's about to happen.

The road map for Democrats to become the party of the people again is clear. If they don't follow it they're nothing but the ineffectual pussies we think they are. 

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

One of Musk’s fantasies is having an army he can control.

/me buys another total war game

8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

We'll see if the Democrats have the balls to let America fully suffer during the dysfunction of Trump and Musk. It would have already started today but they stepped up and bailed out Johnson last night. I hope the only reason is because Biden is still president. This better be the last time. 

And for fucks sake get your own network of bots up and running rightfully blaming all the suffering that happens on Trump, musk, elitist CEOs, and Republicans. The people are already showing they're dangerously close to rebellion against corporate jagoffs with the celebration of the healthcare CEO murder. Just flood social media with simplistic, emotionally charged language rightfully connecting the dots for them on everything that's about to happen.

The road map for Democrats to become the party of the people again is clear. If they don't follow it they're nothing but the ineffectual pussies we think they are. 

 You think this about you and I and "the people"?

Man y'all....  Anybody with any sense realizes they can only be at the top of this symbolically. They can't really run shit except the illusion for a bit.

The U.S fails immediately if the situation changes significantly.

Poor people gonna get nothing, aside from an occasional exception. Middle class is gonna work it's ass off trying to be less middle class (which may elevate everyone). Owners are gonna own as long as they can own. 

And shit can't get too crazy because we're all needed for this to work. 

Elon or Obama... A strike at the ports affects the whole world negatively, and instantly.

We will be alright. The suffering won't be much different than it's been. Even the two crazy asses know they need the rest of for them to maintain their temporary illusion.

Now, I do believe one of them is capable of fucking annoying, so I'm still skeptical

 

Whatever. I'm drunk. I don't even know what I'm responding to right now. I'm probably right, though.

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47 minutes ago, Slacks said:

 You think this about you and I and "the people"?

Man y'all....  Anybody with any sense realizes they can only be at the top of this symbolically. They can't really run shit except the illusion for a bit.

The U.S fails immediately if the situation changes significantly.

Poor people gonna get nothing, aside from an occasional exception. Middle class is gonna work it's ass off trying to be less middle class (which may elevate everyone). Owners are gonna own as long as they can own. 

And shit can't get too crazy because we're all needed for this to work. 

Elon or Obama... A strike at the ports affects the whole world negatively, and instantly.

We will be alright. The suffering won't be much different than it's been. Even the two crazy asses know they need the rest of for them to maintain their temporary illusion.

Now, I do believe one of them is capable of fucking annoying, so I'm still skeptical

 

Whatever. I'm drunk. I don't even know what I'm responding to right now. I'm probably right, though.

I have no idea what you're trying to say

16 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I have no idea what you're trying to say

It's like wrong antidote 

is a bone in the throat

31 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I have no idea what you're trying to say

Forget it he’s rolling…doobies. 

31 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I have no idea what you're trying to say

Neither do i

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I have no idea what you're trying to say

 

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Neither do i

 

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12 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Whatever. I'm drunk. I don't even know what I'm responding to right now. I'm probably right, though.

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On 12/20/2024 at 8:02 PM, MissingInAction said:

I must have a worm in my brain.

There's no other explanation.

Hook a brother up with some whale-head stew?

On 12/21/2024 at 7:48 AM, Snake Diggity said:

One of Musk’s fantasies is having an army he can control.

There are two kinds of armies. Ones where the leaders make sure the troops eat before the officers (eg US, British, German, Israeli,) and those where it's typical for the officers to lord it over their flunkies (Most of the rest.)

It's not hard to imagine where Elon's Army would shake out. He could, like a proper 3rd world warlord, trick it out with gobs of gear and guys who flinch while trying to impress him. It could cause some trouble until dismantled by guys who know the basics.

22 hours ago, Hermanator said:

We'll see if the Democrats have the balls to let America fully suffer during the dysfunction of Trump and Musk. It would have already started today but they stepped up and bailed out Johnson last night. I hope the only reason is because Biden is still president. This better be the last time. 

And for fucks sake get your own network of bots up and running rightfully blaming all the suffering that happens on Trump, musk, elitist CEOs, and Republicans. The people are already showing they're dangerously close to rebellion against corporate jagoffs with the celebration of the healthcare CEO murder. Just flood social media with simplistic, emotionally charged language rightfully connecting the dots for them on everything that's about to happen.

The road map for Democrats to become the party of the people again is clear. If they don't follow it they're nothing but the ineffectual pussies we think they are. 

Elected Dems have interest in anything but advancing their individual careers. If somehow that means moving out of this nightmare rather than, as usual, dithering about and grifting slightly less obviously than Pubs, maybe we’ll move forward. In other words, if things get better, it’ll be an accident. 

On 12/20/2024 at 10:09 PM, Hermanator said:

We need a modern day Grover Cleveland to step up.

I mean, we did get this.

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On 12/21/2024 at 9:47 PM, Bullneck said:

It's like wrong antidote 

is a bone in the throat

He has a blank face, that irritates

I LOL'd.  But it's not him.
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For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

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11 minutes ago, Constant said:

For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

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12 minutes ago, Constant said:

For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

Yep.  If your approach to life is "I'm going to Make America Great Again....by telling half of my countrymen to fuck off and go to hell, and happily inflicting pain on anyone I deem insufficiently MAGA," then don't come bitching when the response is "fine...then fuck you too."

Choices have consequences.  

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16 minutes ago, Constant said:

For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

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3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


His negotiation ‘style’ is lame, tired, and so transparent.

Fart of the deal.

 

Shart of the deal 

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  If your approach to life is "I'm going to Make America Great Again....by telling half of my countrymen to fuck off and go to hell, and happily inflicting pain on anyone I deem insufficiently MAGA," then don't come bitching when the response is "fine...then fuck you too."

Choices have consequences.  

Worked beautifully. The members of my family that have targets on their backs even mentioned how much more comfortable they were without certain people being there. The tone change of the entire event is truly incredible. 
 

Now I can’t wait to share to the undesirables that we are leaving the state this summer. 

I parted ways with the last magatard in my social circle recently. 

All these idiots do is deflect and call names like toddlers when getting in trouble on the playground.

7 hours ago, Constant said:

For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

Did you cite plessy v Ferguson in your notice?

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this will be a good one ....

 

Well they don't want no Obamacare. They want ACA dammit.

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