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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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27 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’m a Christian dumbass.

Yes, you sure are.

 

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yes, you sure are.

 

Whoops, forgot the comma. Haha
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29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At this point, what’s the fucking difference between American evangelical Christianity and Iranian Islam?

They refer to their sky fairy using a different name, but other than that...

31 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

There is nothing in there about paying family members to be caregivers. That seems to a connection being made that is not explicitly part of what Kamala proposed. It doesn’t matter. It’s not a big deal. I just thought I missed something. 

 

ETA: WRT to family caregivers, here is Trump's proposal to provide a tax credit to family caregivers:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/28/politics/family-caregivers-trump-tax-credit/index.html

 

That would be awesome if he follows through with it. Fingers crossed

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Just saw your first statement. It is already policy to allow family members to be paid for providing skilled home care, so I would assume it would apply to any expanded coverage, especially coverage of unskilled care.

6 hours ago, softlynow said:

How many of us are prepared to take in a family member whose only income is SS or disability?

I mean, is she hot?

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I mean, is she hot?

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No, but she'll let you hold a loaded gun to her head during sex

Or peg you, if you're into that sort of thing (rip in peace @NowThis)

I think we can all agree that Icono is one of the dumbest posters in the history of this site. He belongs in the Pantheon of Stupid.

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I'm here for the schadenfreude. You have sowed. Let's see what you reap

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Some really unstable people posting here. Wow.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude. That’s a cheetah. 

Well. Fuck me.

6 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Well. Fuck me.

its cool. Just ask Army Brat to teach you how to post pictures and select the right ones.

22 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm here for the schadenfreude. You have reaped. Let's see what you sow.

Strike that. Reverse it. 

8 hours ago, softlynow said:

How many of us are prepared to take in a family member whose only income is SS or disability?

Been there, doing that.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At this point, what’s the fucking difference between American evangelical Christianity and Iranian Islam?

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Strike that. Reverse it. 

haha, yeah, that. loooooong week

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Hahahaha

 

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I’m a Christian dumbass. If I want to build a Christian nationalist government I’m not going to do it in Iran. Think a little bit. Please.

I have some bad news for you. You aren't going to do it here, either.

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Only motivation is running train on the SEC will make the mouth breathers on Texags significantly less happy.

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7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

A thread in which monied whites laugh at the misfortunte of minorities and the poor.

Cool.

I was talking with a couple of progressive Black business people yesterday (2 men, 1 woman).

Referring to the people here on this board, I said that I felt like white progressives were going to pull back from the fight against the revanchist movement in America.

One of them said that "White people are used to scoring TDs on every drive. Went they don't score, it's like the game is lost. Black people have been sacked, a lot. We know that you sometimes have to punt, play D, and come back on the next drive with some new plays."

The woman said she's worried about the same. But she said she's hopefully that after the initial pain wears off, this will reawaken why they're in the fight.

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Haha I claim Austin, the rest of Texas can fucking rot. 

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Do y’all realize how paternalistic you sound when you spout off shit like this. Using the language of your party, it reeks of white privilege and what a British colonial officer would say at a garden party talking about the natives 100 years ago. We are stupid, like children in your eyes, because we don’t choose the candidates that YOU want us to choose. It’s telling that the fear porn nightmare stories are emanating from white liberals - the ones that most have to lose in your fan fiction AREN’T BUYING IT. You fuckers will NEVER HAVE my support, I’d rather be purged by a future MAGA revolutionary council than live under a Kamala Harris Presidency. I’ll gladly take the unknown future with death by firing squad by MAGA than have the continuation of the past 4 years. Get it now. FIN.

I don't believe you, the shooting squad will cause you to break, everybody has a plan before they get punched in the face.

1 minute ago, quigley said:

I was talking with a couple of progressive Black business people yesterday (2 men, 1 woman).

Referring to the people here on this board, I said that I felt like white progressives were going to pull back from the fight against the revanchist movement in America.

One of them said that "White people are used to scoring TDs on every drive. Went they don't score, it's like the game is lost. Black people have been sacked, a lot. We know that you sometimes have to punt, play D, and come back on the next drive with some new plays."

The woman said she's worried about the same. But she said she's hopefully that after the initial pain wears off, this will reawaken why they're in the fight.

This is a good post.

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2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I’m a Christian dumbass. 

This is exactly the type of honest and self-reflective post that makes me frequent Surly. 

4 hours ago, mchookem said:

ha. there's a whole lot of veteran disability support changes coming with Proj2025. that reality dawning is going to be an interesting watch. 

I work in an 3 person office with two guys with 100% VA disability ratings.  They both voted for Trump and were all smiles Wednesday morning.  Pop Corn GIF by WWE

Leftist Fan Fiction Storytime Thread: Come for shit that never happened, stay for the pants pissing.

5 minutes ago, quigley said:

I was talking with a couple of progressive Black business people yesterday (2 men, 1 woman).

Referring to the people here on this board, I said that I felt like white progressives were going to pull back from the fight against the revanchist movement in America.

One of them said that "White people are used to scoring TDs on every drive. Went they don't score, it's like the game is lost. Black people have been sacked, a lot. We know that you sometimes have to punt, play D, and come back on the next drive with some new plays."

The woman said she's worried about the same. But she said she's hopefully that after the initial pain wears off, this will reawaken why they're in the fight.

yeah.

so my niece was texting and calling me Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, she actually said 'i need an adult to talk to!'... and i felt terrible bc i literally could not, i was a blubbering mess myself and was popping xanax and gummies to just check out for a bit...

so she ended up calling my boomer husband and that was honestly the best thing bc as he put it, he was able to give her some 'black man that lived thru jim crow and civil rights era' perspective.

it helped. her and me.

im also reminded of Dave Chapelle hosting SNL right after 2016 election and basically laughing at all the white folk being so shocked lol.

48 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think we can all agree that Icono is one of the dumbest posters in the history of this site. He belongs in the Pantheon of Stupid.

You belong in the Pantheon of Cunty.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Leftist Fan Fiction Storytime Thread: Come for shit that never happened, stay for the pants pissing.

It's amazing how easily you can replace Leftist with Right Wing and the sentence remains true depending on who just won an election.

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I’m a Christian dumbass

Which of the Beatitudes does this post best exemplify?

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I’m a Christian dumbass. 

It’s not quite the level of  “he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit”.  But we know you’ve got it in you.

Keep reaching for the stars. I, for one, appreciate your bit.

 

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Which of the Beatitudes does this post best exemplify?

The white album?…

 

Abbey Road?

6 minutes ago, troph said:

 Very true. Hopefully most of us will reengage when the time comes but for now fuck it, fuck all of it. There’s not much to do for 18 months but cringe and wince and hope the worst he promised doesn’t happen. 

After Biden won, I gave up watching pundit shows.

It's been wonderful. 

 

26 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Leftist Fan Fiction Storytime Thread: Come for shit that never happened, stay for the pants pissing.

You voted for Trump (I assume), a tremendous bullshitter. Because he's a bullshitter, does that mean everyone is a bullshitter? Do you constantly lie in your everyday life?

The conversation I had was tremendously banal. What makes it seem embellished?

7 minutes ago, troph said:

 Very true. Hopefully most of us will reengage when the time comes but for now fuck it, fuck all of it. There’s not much to do for 18 months but cringe and wince and hope the worst he promised doesn’t happen. 

The next 18 months is when you show up in your community to prove that you're there help, not just get the vote.

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

There is nothing in there about paying family members to be caregivers. That seems to a connection being made that is not explicitly part of what Kamala proposed. It doesn’t matter. It’s not a big deal. I just thought I missed something. 

 

ETA: WRT to family caregivers, here is Trump's proposal to provide a tax credit to family caregivers:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/28/politics/family-caregivers-trump-tax-credit/index.html

 

@Sawbonz

Jumping into this conversation late.

Problem with tax credits is that disability drains families' ability to earn so they don't make enough money to really benefit from tax breaks.

If this has been covered, lo siento.

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