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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Bless you, Sir! I'll do my best to make you regret that.

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On 1/3/2025 at 8:56 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Farther upthread there was a mention of people being dumb.

This is the first I’ve heard of this. Tell me about these dumb people.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

I don’t want people like him here, he’s a scam artist who got rich through an MLM scheme. I also don’t want people like Elon here.  It’s a shame that MAGATs can only use crude racism to identify the problem people.

Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

Americans are really in the running for dumbest collection of people on earth. Of course not all of them, present company excluded (except that Ag asshole), but a very large proportion of this country are complete idiots who don't have the first clue how the society they live in every day actually works. 

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4 hours ago, gernblansten said:

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Ha ha ha this past just reminds me,  I saw idiocracy is now streaming on hulu... i didn't watch it because I was just looking for a show,  like 30 minutes or so,  but I'm going to have to watch it again soon

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8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

The erosion of our public education system over several decades combined with abject laziness by millions of our fellow citizens in even marginally attempting to educate themselves on the world around them will give a partial reason for where we are at. Throw in people’s addiction to 10 second sound bites that double as news/blatant misinformation and you will get the rest of the way to this current reality. It’s easier to believe a lie that confirms your bias versus actually taking time to read things based on fact, reason and logic. 

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Just remember, the same people who thought algebra was hard will spend 10 minutes googling something and convince themselves they are an expert on a new subject matter. 

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4 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

The erosion of our public education system over several decades combined with abject laziness by millions of our fellow citizens in even marginally attempting to educate themselves on the world around them will give a partial reason for where we are at. Throw in people’s addiction to 10 second sound bites that double as news/blatant misinformation and you will get the rest of the way to this current reality. It’s easier to believe a lie that confirms your bias versus actually taking time to read things based on fact, reason and logic. 

My MIL is the head of controversy for a major company, she is the person who talks to the IRS for the corporation and is smart as a whip.

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

And then when her facts are proven to be wrong, rather than admit it, she just says "well I don't think that's right" and moves on and changed the subject. It drives my wife crazy, and it's shocking how many businesses executives like that I come across in a completely different industry and line of work from my MIL.

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9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

My MIL is the head of controversy for a major company, she is the person who talks to the IRS for the corporation and is smart as a whip.

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

And then when her facts are proven to be wrong, rather than admit it, she just says "well I don't think that's right" and moves on and changed the subject. It drives my wife crazy, and it's shocking how many businesses executives like that I come across in a completely different industry and line of work from my MIL.

I think it is also people of a certain age. My mom will say, "Well, I don't think that's right." a lot. Even when I have facts to show her. 

Look, I hear dumb shit all the time. I will always go find objective sources to see if something is true or not. You can usually debunk bullshit in about 5 minutes. The problem is, for some people, their source is places like Gateway Pundit or Fox News.

Idiots.

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5 hours ago, SKJ said:

Ha ha ha this past just reminds me,  I saw idiocracy is now streaming on hulu... i didn't watch it because I was just looking for a show,  like 30 minutes or so,  but I'm going to have to watch it again soon

Just look out your windows whenever you have a few minutes.

That too 

57 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Just remember, the same people who thought algebra was hard will spend 10 minutes googling something and convince themselves they are an expert on a new subject matter. 

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Just remember, the same people who thought algebra was hard will spend 10 minutes googling something and convince themselves they are an expert on a new subject matter. 

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39 minutes ago, Captainant said:

My MIL is the head of controversy for a major company, she is the person who talks to the IRS for the corporation and is smart as a whip.

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

And then when her facts are proven to be wrong, rather than admit it, she just says "well I don't think that's right" and moves on and changed the subject. It drives my wife crazy, and it's shocking how many businesses executives like that I come across in a completely different industry and line of work from my MIL.

What in the world is a "head of controversy" role. Is that in the C-Suite? lol

31 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think it is also people of a certain age. My mom will say, "Well, I don't think that's right." a lot. Even when I have facts to show her. 

Look, I hear dumb shit all the time. I will always go find objective sources to see if something is true or not. You can usually debunk bullshit in about 5 minutes. The problem is, for some people, their source is places like Gateway Pundit or Fox News.

Idiots.

In my experience, men's brains start slowly dying around age 43.

16 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

What in the world is a "head of controversy" role. Is that in the C-Suite? lol

It's effectively a senior VP, reports directly to C-suite. Basically if a government body is mad at them over taxes or this or that, she's involved with smoothing things over and keeping their peepees from getting whacked

My point being: these extremely professionally competent people are greedily drinking the poison of misinformation. An exec I work with is still espousing the benefits of colloidal silver taken orally and ivermectin - he was at Raytheon for 15 years before his current role with my customer, most of that time in a SCIF. Dude is smart as hell, but believes in bullshit. It's maddening 

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20 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's effectively a senior VP, reports directly to C-suite. Basically if a government body is mad at them over taxes or this or that, she's involved with smoothing things over and keeping their peepees from getting whacked

My point being: these extremely professionally competent people are greedily drinking the poison of misinformation. An exec I work with is still espousing the benefits of colloidal silver taken orally and ivermectin - he was at Raytheon for 15 years before his current role with my customer, most of that time in a SCIF. Dude is smart as hell, but believes in bullshit. It's maddening 

Thanks. Today I learned that such a job role exists.

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

What in the world is a "head of controversy" role. Is that in the C-Suite? lol

It sounds like one of Public Enemy’s crew.

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

Smart people are actually easier to fool than dumb people. Some old Greek Philosopher said so.

The smart person knows they are so smart they can't be tricked, and they will do mental backflips on themselves to justify what they want to believe.

The dumb guy, if he knows he's dumb, he figures let's stop and see how this guy wants to trick me.

There was no FB back then, I suspect that would have changed a lot of things.

But tldr, smart people are suckers too.

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Universal Tariffs of 10-20% on all imported goods. All those folks worried about the price of things are about to get a nice shock. Idiots.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Smart people are actually easier to fool than dumb people. Some old Greek Philosopher said so.

The smart person knows they are so smart they can't be tricked, and they will do mental backflips on themselves to justify what they want to believe.

The dumb guy, if he knows he's dumb, he figures let's stop and see how this guy wants to trick me.

There was no FB back then, I suspect that would have changed a lot of things.

But tldr, smart people are suckers too.

But dumb people think they’re smart, so goto 1

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But dumb people think they’re smart, so goto 1

If we were Ancient Greeks getting our teeth kicked in by plagues and famines, we'd probably thin out that demographic. The remaining humble folk would be wary.

32 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If we were Ancient Greeks getting our teeth kicked in by plagues and famines, we'd probably thin out that demographic. The remaining humble folk would be wary.

settle down Pericles

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

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Rather convinced its just as simple as Trump gave the lower/lower middle class voters multiple boogiemen to get united behind, and now all the ones who aren't white are realizing that it was really just a vehicle for poor whites to feel better about themselves

5 hours ago, Captainant said:

My MIL is the head of controversy

 

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Universal Tariffs of 10-20% on all imported goods. All those folks worried about the price of things are about to get a nice shock. Idiots.

Man, this is gonna be expensive for Mexico and China!  Bet they'll think twice before trying to mess with Murka again now that we got a real man in charge with a tie that hangs down to his hog, whooo whee, I tell you what.

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

This is the same website that my FIL sent an article to us today from, re: Elon Musk being the greatest person on earth and exposing all the child sex trafficking rings.  It's Bari Weiss' rag apparently.  

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6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Rather convinced its just as simple as Trump gave the lower/lower middle class voters multiple boogiemen to get united behind, and now all the ones who aren't white are realizing that it was really just a vehicle for poor whites to feel better about themselves

Saw a guy wearing a Trump 45 sweatshirt at the gas station yesterday. He gave these people an identity. It's sad, but true.

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29 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP:

 

“God cleared a path for us today!”

God intervenes.

”Oh no! Shit.”

On 1/6/2025 at 4:26 AM, GenXer said:

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Oh look, an ellipsis…

-Trump supporters if the SIM was funny 

39 minutes ago, GenXer said:

“God cleared a path for us today!”

God intervenes.

”Oh no! Shit.”

more of this and I might have to start believing

5 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Well, what do you know?  Robbinsville BAPS temple, eh?  I know a little something about that.

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It's obvious to me Kiran and her lovely family just cared about the tax breaks.  Well, guess what, sweetheart.  You'll get them anyway, and the MAGAts will hate you but all that slave labor got you a Mercedes.  Hearing how you're a nice person isn't in the cards.

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21 hours ago, Captainant said:

My MIL is the head of controversy for a major company, she is the person who talks to the IRS for the corporation and is smart as a whip.

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

And then when her facts are proven to be wrong, rather than admit it, she just says "well I don't think that's right" and moves on and changed the subject. It drives my wife crazy, and it's shocking how many businesses executives like that I come across in a completely different industry and line of work from my MIL.

We must remember that a person's ability to read and retain information doesn't make them a critical thinker. I think that is a mistake we make on a daily basis in this country. I know a lot of people who got good grades through school because of memorization. The smartest guy was the guy who could find the answer to the math problem using some backwards method that the teacher wouldn't accept as "showing your work".

We must remember that a person's ability to read and retain information doesn't make them a critical thinker. I think that is a mistake we make on a daily basis in this country. I know a lot of people who got good grades through school because of memorization. The smartest guy was the guy who could find the answer to the math problem using some backwards method that the teacher wouldn't accept as "showing your work".

The guy who said it to Elon Musk in a Fortnite match said it better.
6 minutes ago, Nivek said:


The guy who said it to Elon Musk in a Fortnite match said it better.

Lol. Did someone say that to Elon??

4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Lol. Did someone say that to Elon??

Basically - 

 

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I'm not going to be able to be nice about all of these too-late-realizations and if-we'd-only-knowns.

If you didn't know this shit was coming, you weren't paying attention, because he was yelling it from the rooftops.  If you weren't listening, you shouldn't have voted.

This is on you, and there's no amount of self-awareness now that will change it.  You don't get any partial credit or redemption for realizing you've been hoodwinked two months after you gave this con the keys to the country, again, you unbelievably stupid shits. 

The only thing you can do to atone now is to never, ever vote or have sex again.  I am completely serious.

 

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36 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm not going to be able to be nice about all of these too-late-realizations and if-we'd-only-knowns.

If you didn't know this shit was coming, you weren't paying attention, because he was yelling it from the rooftops.  If you weren't listening, you shouldn't have voted.

This is on you, and there's no amount of self-awareness now that will change it.  You don't get any partial credit or redemption for realizing you've been hoodwinked two months after you gave this con the keys to the country, again, you unbelievably stupid shits. 

The only thing you can do to atone now is to never, ever vote or have sex again.  I am completely serious.

 

Fuck em. I hope they feel all of the consequences. I have no pity 

34 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

The only thing you can do to atone now is to never, ever vote or have sex again.  I am completely serious.

 

Also, never ever voice any opinion on anything political so as not to poison any other person.

6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Fuck em. I hope they feel all of the consequences. I have no pity 

The good news is that the woman who penned the "Who knew MAGA was so racist" is undoubtedly now receiving 1000x more racism after the article was published. I imagine her inbox is basically just death threats from MAGA at this point.

Oh well.

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