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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Haha. Get fucked wanker

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

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You found Macklemore's twitter? 

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4 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Someone who is 

Cold as ice

Hot Blooded

a Juke Box Hero

a Dirty White Boy

Waiting for a girl like you

 

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You can play your Head Games and it Feels Like the First Time, but you were quite Urgent to make that list.

Just now, Incredulity said:

You can play your Head Games and it Feels Like the First Time, but you were quite Urgent to make that list.

I just want to know what love is

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

CDN media

Not that it matters, we know the answer. After falsely claiming credit for lowering insulin costs, how does Trump explain to his supporters? 

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4 hours ago, softlynow said:

I like the “follows Christ” plea in the context of not being considered a foreigner. Gives away the game that fundagelical Christianity has wholly separated from its roots. 

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4 minutes ago, pacman said:

Not that it matters, we know the answer. After falsely claiming credit for lowering insulin costs, how does Trump explain to his supporters? 

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5 minutes ago, pacman said:

Not that it matters, we know the answer. After falsely claiming credit for lowering insulin costs, how does Trump explain to his supporters? 

It'll be the fault of Soros, libs in general, Greenlander sepratists, whomever. His sheeple will nevet tie any negative outcome to their god/hero.

2 hours ago, pacman said:

Not that it matters, we know the answer. After falsely claiming credit for lowering insulin costs, how does Trump explain to his supporters? 

Lulz.  Explain?  He'll just blame Obama or Biden and they'll be satisfied.

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Not that it matters, we know the answer. After falsely claiming credit for lowering insulin costs, how does Trump explain to his supporters? 

I mean, it's not like Trump supporters are fat and at risk for diabetes. 

 

the leopards are hungry 

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I’d like to slap the smile off the cunt in the background. 

40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I’d like to slap the smile off the cunt in the background. 

Your pimp hand is heavy.

I mean, it's not like Trump supporters are fat and at risk for diabetes. 

I know quite a few diabetics that all voted for him. I hope they fucking raise the price of insulin 5x.
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Fuck all the poor diabetics that a) didn’t vote or b) voted republican.

You’re too fucking stupid to live and procreate.

I hosted and worked call centers for the beto campaign in ‘18 and would give a brief explanation of why I’m voting beto to the person my call connected me to. My reason was ACA, the requirement to insure pre-existing conditions, and I’m that I’m T1D. One guy said he was too, that he didn’t care that ACA made pre-existing conditions insurable, and he was voting cruz.

I’m team purge the stupids now.

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9 hours ago, Nivek said:


I know quite a few diabetics that all voted for him. I hope they fucking raise the price of insulin 5x.

Kill the ACA too. I have corporate insurance. So fuck them. I tried to educate; I failed. Everyone for themselves. ‘Merica.

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I really do hope republicans kill the ACA. Those GenZers under 26 years old that voted republican won’t be able to use their parents health insurance any more.

Leopards.

22 hours ago, GenXer said:

Fuck all the poor diabetics that a) didn’t vote or b) voted republican.

You’re too fucking stupid to live and procreate.

I hosted and worked call centers for the beto campaign in ‘18 and would give a brief explanation of why I’m voting beto to the person my call connected me to. My reason was ACA, the requirement to insure pre-existing conditions, and I’m that I’m T1D. One guy said he was too, that he didn’t care that ACA made pre-existing conditions insurable, and he was voting cruz.

I’m team purge the stupids now.

 

22 hours ago, GenXer said:

Kill the ACA too. I have corporate insurance. So fuck them. I tried to educate; I failed. Everyone for themselves. ‘Merica.

 

21 hours ago, GenXer said:

I really do hope republicans kill the ACA. Those GenZers under 26 years old that voted republican won’t be able to use their parents health insurance any more.

Leopards.

The only time I’m this honed in on a subject is when I’m day drinking. 

10 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

 

 

The only time I’m this honed in on a subject is when I’m day drinking. 


38 years of insulin injections several times daily has provided me focusness on political happenings related to T1D.  Idiot voters this voting cycle will likely wipe away all the progress (as minimal as that is) that’s been made in 38 years.

Anger and anticipatory schadenfreude is my fuel. It runs hot.

On 1/10/2025 at 6:43 PM, Bookman said:

I mean, it's not like Trump supporters are fat and at risk for diabetes. 

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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These brainwashed feckless cunts will do absolutely nothing and like it. Their stupidity and ignorance turned them into nothing more than useless pawns to be exploited then thrown away

9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

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These brainwashed feckless cunts will do absolutely nothing and like it. Their stupidity and ignorance turned them into nothing more than useless pawns to be exploited then thrown away

It just takes one to sneak across the board, get promoted to Vengeance Queen, then we get to watch JD bolt in panic until his eyeliner runs like Tammy Faye Bakker.

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context on the Vance comment. guess they're not getting pardoned after all!

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Here comes Project 2025! You know, the thing Trump said he knew NOTHING about!

 

NO MASS DEPORTATIONS FOR YOU!

 

 

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

context on the Vance comment. guess they're not getting pardoned after all!

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Here comes Project 2025! You know, the thing Trump said he knew NOTHING about!

 

NO MASS DEPORTATIONS FOR YOU!

 

 

So wait, I don't get that farm job AND you are cutting my medical? says some Maga fuck somewhere.

15 hours ago, Hermanator said:

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These brainwashed feckless cunts will do absolutely nothing and like it. Their stupidity and ignorance turned them into nothing more than useless pawns to be exploited then thrown away

They aren't capable of actually succeeding at anything in life, but it would still be absolutely hilarious if one of them came after Vance when Trump is the one that would be refusing to grant a pardon.

Vance was given his first official assignment - becoming the whipping boy who delivers the bad news to MAGA. I’m sure he’s shocked, though. I mean, Trump treated Pence pretty well the first time around, right?

Whipping boy calamity? 

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Whipping boy calamity? 

Band name, lobo, and all that.
34 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Vance was given his first official assignment - becoming the whipping boy who delivers the bad news to MAGA. I’m sure he’s shocked, though. I mean, Trump treated Pence pretty well the first time around, right?

Other than that whole deal where he tried to get him murdered by an angry mob, I'd say he treated Pence about as well as most owners treat their pets.

Other than that whole deal where he tried to get him murdered by an angry mob, I'd say he treated Pence about as well as most owners treat their pets.

I saw a pet in the grocery store. I wish it was legal to euthanize these people.
On 1/12/2025 at 2:12 PM, Bullneck said:

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But liberal women are so ugly!!!

/Johnny Sack

Beginning to think he shares some of Vic's proclivities.

40 minutes ago, Nivek said:


I saw a pet in the grocery store. I wish it was legal to euthanize these people.

one of my biggest peeves. your fucking dog does not belong in a grocery store. you can't leave him at home, then leave yourself at home.

On 1/10/2025 at 8:50 AM, wildcat09 said:

I don't get why people bring tweets over here but cover up the name of the account that tweeted it.

He’s trying not to dox Icono

He was warned:

 

Liquor sales soared during the pandemic as Americans flush with cash splashed out on booze, making cocktails at home and drinking more frequently. Now drinkers are cutting back, plowing through bottles they accrued in recent years and trading down to cheaper brands. 

Sales volumes of U.S. whiskey—including bourbon, Tennessee and rye—dropped 1.2% in 2023, marking the first fall since 2002, according to industry tracker IWSR. That drop steepened last year, with volumes down 4% in the first nine months of 2024.

 

Tariffs threaten to pose additional challenges. A deal between the U.S. and the European Union that paused proposed 50% tariffs on imports of American whiskey into Europe—a response to steel tariffs levied by the first Trump administration—is set to expire at the end of March. President-elect Donald Trump has also said he plans to slap new tariffs on goods from Canada, Mexico and China, which could raise packaging costs and spur retaliatory tariffs.

Distillers fear that tariffs will hurt exports and that American whiskey that can’t be sold abroad will find its way back home, adding to an existing glut. 

“The one thing that has everyone here scared to death is tariffs,” said Eric Gregory, president of the Kentucky Distillers’ Association. 

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Whiskey Man payin tariffs don't hardly sound like no true Whiskey Man. [/spits]

17 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Whiskey Man payin tariffs don't hardly sound like no true Whiskey Man. [/spits]

Man....I always thought I'd have been a cool bootlegger.  Gotta get me one of them fancy Chris Craft boats because dude....style is everything.  I'll run whiskey to Mexico, wind in my hair, babes "helping me load and unload my cargo."  Yeah, man....good times.

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....I always thought I'd have been a cool bootlegger.  Gotta get me one of them fancy Chris Craft boats because dude....style is everything.  I'll run whiskey to Mexico, wind in my hair, babes "helping me load and unload my cargo."  Yeah, man....good times.

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Gonna be tough to get that boat from Lake Tahoe to Mexico.

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Gonna be tough to get that boat from Lake Tahoe to Mexico.

That's loser talk, not dreamer talk, man.

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9 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Gonna be tough to get that boat from Lake Tahoe to Mexico.

Pshaw, @Brisketexan is a MexiCAN, not a Mexican't 

And we've heard of Brisket's ability to create natural jet-fuel level gas on demand simply by eating...well, damn near ANYTHING and chasing it with some beers so give him a six pack, some Allsup's and a water ski ramp to launch from and watch that man fly that boat back to Texas like an eagle soars.

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