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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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  • @troph’s wife here. Time for my inaugural post. 

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

admittedly, i have not been following a lot of these confirmation hearings. what's done is done. so i didn't know a damn thing about Scott Bessent.

TIL that Bessent is a former partner at Soros Fund Management and is openly gay. Bessent and his husband, former New York City prosecutor John Freeman, have two children.

is MAGA ok with this guy? he's gay, worked for Soros, and his policy is going to enrich billionaires and screw the little guy.

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DEI hire?

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

1. Tariffs trigger trade war

2. Farmers have no market for exports

3. Farmers are broke and clamor for bailout.

4. Bailout approved but funds redirected to whichever companies partner with trump under guise of efficiency per recommendation from DOGE.

5. Companies use bailout funds to purchase farms on the cheap.

6. Trump gets his cut.

Kleptocracy gonna kleptocracy 

7. Media reports emerge

8. Trump: “fake news”, “buy greenland”, “panama canal”, “some new creative shitfuckcrazy diversion”

9. Media reports on shiny new object

10. 6 years later Garland 2.0 raises concern

11. SCOTUS says US food supply is a national defense measure and falls within the Defense Production Act and therefore trump’s actions are legal.

 

 

And after the fake mass deportations and a photo op at the border declaring the entire southern boarder secured (there will definitely be a mission accomplished sign, because of course)... then comes a comprehensive immigration bill to allow for foreign workers, to work at the new corporate-run farms.

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3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

And after the fake mass deportations and a photo op at the border declaring the entire southern boarder secured (there will definitely be a mission accomplished sign, because of course)... then comes a comprehensive immigration bill to allow for foreign workers, to work at the new corporate-run farms.

It'll be prison labor working the farms.  Who wants to pay a Mexican migrant worker $10/hour when you can pay a prisoner $0.25/hour?  Jesus, think of the stockholders you libtard communist.

 

It'll be prison labor working the farms.  Who wants to pay a Mexican migrant worker $10/hour when you can pay a prisoner $0.25/hour?  Jesus, think of the stockholders you libtard communist.
 

Bingo.
Round up $12 per hour undocumented labor at Chicken Plant Inc. Imprison them indefinitely in Trumpco facilities. Trumpco then farms them out for $9 per hour to Chicken Plant.
EVERYONE WINS! Except for the brown person working 80 hours a week, of course. But they’re not even human, so it’s all good.
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DELICIOUS FACES!

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

DELICIOUS FACES!

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I only hope his pain is amplified by seeing just a small number of the millions of Democrats who are getting joy from his suffering.

Mmmmmm--magat tears.  Soooo yummy.

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Okie farmers bummed when they hear dear leader’s inauguration is moved inside and learn they’ve wasted their money to travel to DC to see nothing.

Goatees are bummed out all over DC.

 

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Baby, it’s cold outside

23 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Okie farmers bummed when they hear dear leader’s inauguration is moved inside and learn they’ve wasted their money to travel to DC to see nothing.

Goatees are bummed out all over DC.

 

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Baby, it’s cold outside

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

DELICIOUS FACES!

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22 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

He really does look hurt while his partner looks like nothing fazes his perpetual yee yee.


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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Okie farmers bummed when they hear dear leader’s inauguration is moved inside and learn they’ve wasted their money to travel to DC to see nothing.

Goatees are bummed out all over DC.

 

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Baby, it’s cold outside

I mean, ok.  But they still have tickets to all the good inaugural balls.  

 

Right?

If OnLy wE'd HaD sOmE WaY tO KnOw ThIs WoUlD HaPpEn..........

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

Okie farmers bummed when they hear dear leader’s inauguration is moved inside and learn they’ve wasted their money to travel to DC to see nothing.

Goatees are bummed out all over DC.

 

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Baby, it’s cold outside

Oklahoma will always suck

36 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I mean, ok.  But they still have tickets to all the good inaugural balls.  

 

Right?

The spread is gonna be dope

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8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

he's gay, worked for Soros, and his policy is going to enrich billionaires and screw the little guy.

You know what? Fuck em. I’m tired of advocating for angry lunchpail Joes who choose bigotry over the greater good. I for one welcome their new gay married billionaire overlords. 

12 minutes ago, GenXer said:

The spread is gonna be dope

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Will you just look at what the Super Bowl winning Detroit Lions have to look forward to when they visit the WH later this year. 

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

admittedly, i have not been following a lot of these confirmation hearings. what's done is done. so i didn't know a damn thing about Scott Bessent.

TIL that Bessent is a former partner at Soros Fund Management and is openly gay. Bessent and his husband, former New York City prosecutor John Freeman, have two children.

is MAGA ok with this guy? he's gay, worked for Soros, and his policy is going to enrich billionaires and screw the little guy.

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trump can blame all the billionaire tax cuts on soros, the gais, and the fucking libs 

5-D chess 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

If OnLy wE'd HaD sOmE WaY tO KnOw ThIs WoUlD HaPpEn..........

Not exactly accurate, but close enough to the spirit. 
 

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lol I wouldn't listen to that crazy cooze either but she does have a point. too bad she's asking a leopard not to eat her face and he's simply not obliging on account that he's a face-eating leopard

They should have thought of that before getting knocked up 

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

They should have thought of that before getting knocked up 

What if it was virgin conception?

12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

What if it was virgin conception?

Those aren’t real!!!!  Wait

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

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Just walking around lost should be her life slogan. 

'walking around lost' in our nation's capital. 

fucking morons.

Was there some sort of weekend long schedule that got nixed?  Were they planning on taking g their seats today?  The fucking event is on Monday- what has changed for their plans for today or tomorrow?

Was there some sort of weekend long schedule that got nixed?  Were they planning on taking g their seats today?  The fucking event is on Monday- what has changed for their plans for today or tomorrow?

They were going to suck dick at the bus station for money. But half the buses got shut down because of the weather…
21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Hope you have a massive coronary, you surely obese cuntpube. 

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just walking around lost should be her life slogan. 

Just point her to the nearest Walmart and she’ll immediately feel at home. 

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Was there some sort of weekend long schedule that got nixed?  Were they planning on taking g their seats today?  The fucking event is on Monday- what has changed for their plans for today or tomorrow?

Well you have to keep in mind that these people are fucking morons.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

His solution would probably be to make female reps illegal. 

Or make females voting illegal. 

On 1/16/2025 at 10:39 AM, MissingInAction said:

I take mine to home Depot for walks when it's 100+ degrees outside.

On 1/16/2025 at 10:48 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and that's fine. there isn't an open air produce section in Home Depot. 

Nah, fuck that. Dude walked past me once at the HD on Brodie with his shitty little dog barking at everyone in the store. Little fucker snapped at me as he walked past. I was not amused. Took every bit of restraint I could muster to not lose my shit on the guy. 

When do we start deporting the Mexicans? 

Tuesday it seems, at least in Chicago. 

41 minutes ago, wood said:

Nah, fuck that. Dude walked past me once at the HD on Brodie with his shitty little dog barking at everyone in the store. Little fucker snapped at me as he walked past. I was not amused. Took every bit of restraint I could muster to not lose my shit on the guy. 

Luna is not a "shitty little dog".

She's a star at surly tailgate parties and elsewhere.

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On 1/16/2025 at 7:58 PM, scottsins said:


CNN article is paywalled.

Postlight Reader is your friend.

On 1/17/2025 at 10:42 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

One of the things that Team MAGA was really looking for in the past month is some kind of excuse to completely shut down the US-Mexico border.  The excuse they were going to work with was some kind of disease.  I fully expect them to weaponize Bird Flu as the rational.

Yep. Better keep the bird flu out of Mexico!

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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What’s funny is we don’t even need specifics as to what he’s referencing. It could be anything on any day for the next 4 years. 

On 1/17/2025 at 7:47 PM, Underdog said:

Will you just look at what the Super Bowl winning Detroit Lions have to look forward to when they visit the WH later this year. 

Well about that…

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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You can say a lot of bad things about Trump, but being “fraudulent” about what he was going to do is not one of them.  I have no idea what “after doing this” is referring to but I can guarantee Trump either said he was going to do it or it was abundantly clear he was going to do it.

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