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#3602
On 1/17/2025 at 6:47 PM, Underdog said:

Will you just look at what the Super Bowl winning Detroit Lions have to look forward to when they visit the WH later this year. 

Weighing Options Are You Sure GIF

#3604
17 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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What’s the conspiracy theory we can troll them with. Trump was never sworn in and like the moon landing it never happened. 
 

it’s fake!!!!

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#3605
36 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Were these people not alive from 2017-2020?  How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?

#3606
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Were these people not alive from 2017-2020?  How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?

This is what astounds me. The stupids are immeasurably stupid. 

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#3607

Backstabbing Zuck:

You have got to admit it is kind of funny that Mark Zuckerberg did all this stuff to curry favor with Trump only for Trump to save TikTok

 

#3608
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Were these people not alive from 2017-2020?  How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?

In one hand you have an increasingly dumbed-down population, accelerated by a war on public education.

On the other hand you have propaganda accelerated by smart phones and social media that expertly caters to the short attention spans that have always existed in homo sapiens

Put your hands together.  

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#3609

PT Barnum is proven right once again. 

WALKER: Is there one piece of legislation targeted at bringing down grocery prices?MIKE JOHNSON: Well, it's a complex collection of legislation because we have to unwind and fix everything.

 

#3610
Were these people not alive from 2017-2020?  How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?

Dude. At least he's not a black woman.
#3612
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Were these people not alive from 2017-2020?  How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?

There was before Covid and after Covid. After Covid seems to have erased the entire period before Covid in some people's minds. 

#3613

You all also need to realize that every one of these "awakenings" you rush here to breathlessly post as if if is of some significance is dwarfed by the thousands, if not millions of people who are not paying attention, are paying attention and don't give a fuck, or like exactly what is happening.  A person here or there posting thoughts on socials means exactly dick.  

Talk was always cheap, in this day and age it's yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

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#3614
1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

What’s the conspiracy theory we can troll them with. Trump was never sworn in and like the moon landing it never happened. 
 

it’s fake!!!!

Can’t afford eggs but can spend “thousands of dollars” to go to DC

 

morons

#3618
27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

My friend wants to know how much we are talking about here

#3619
31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My friend wants to know how much we are talking about here

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#3621
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The law is being followed. You still can’t download the app and the app isn’t being updated. That’s it. Everything else with TikTok the past 24 hours has been propaganda.
#3622
3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You all also need to realize that every one of these "awakenings" you rush here to breathlessly post as if if is of some significance is dwarfed by the thousands, if not millions of people who are not paying attention, are paying attention and don't give a fuck, or like exactly what is happening.  A person here or there posting thoughts on socials means exactly dick.  

Talk was always cheap, in this day and age it's yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

I don’t think that’s lost on anyone. Laughing at idiots is still something.

#3623
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think that’s lost on anyone. Laughing at idiots is still something.

I want something REAL to laugh at....not meaningless "feels" tweets.  

#3625

So Trump was against Tik Tok during his 1st term and now he's not and no one in the media is saying boo.  Surprise, surprise, surprise.

#3627
So Trump was against Tik Tok during his 1st term and now he's not and no one in the media is saying boo.  Surprise, surprise, surprise.

The rock-solid guarantee here is that 1) Trump will profit…handsomely…and 2) the PRC will continue to have unfettered access to and control over much of the American people, which is fine, because see 1).
“Trump is going to save us from commie China!”
Correction:
“Trump is going to sell us to commie China!”
Anyone who didn’t see this coming is too stupid to live.
#3628

The evolution of this tik-tok thing is a good microcosm of things going wrong.  Tik-tok should have been banned eight years ago but because our laws still can’t catch up to the tech criminals it will be here to stay. We are basically living in Jurassic Park right now, just before the dinosaurs kill everyone.  

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#3630
37 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The evolution of this tik-tok thing is a good microcosm of things going wrong.  Tik-tok should have been banned eight years ago but because our laws still can’t catch up to the tech criminals it will be here to stay. We are basically living in Jurassic Park right now, just before the dinosaurs kill everyone.  

And we spared no expense.

#3631
5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My friend wants to know how much we are talking about here

300 pounds, it’s right there in the post. With the current strength of the dollar against the pound your friend can’t afford not to.

#3632
3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I want something REAL to laugh at....not meaningless "feels" tweets.  

Like Herman Cain dying from Covid he probably caught from Trump, right?

or this, or Elon getting deported for overstaying his student visa? 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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#3633
37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And we spared no expense.

It's all well and good until all the ice cream starts to melt

#3634
Congrats to all those Trump fans who fell for the most obvious scam in the history of the world.

 

#3635
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Vivek Rama-Ramas-not-gonna-work-here-anymore.

Vivek Ramaswamy got fired from running a department that didn’t even exist.

 

#3636
17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:
Vivek Ramaswamy got fired from running a department that didn’t even exist.

 

How many Scaramuccis was that?

#3638
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
Congrats to all those Trump fans who fell for the most obvious scam in the history of the world.

 

WOMP WOMP

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#3640
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:
Vivek Ramaswamy got fired from running a department that didn’t even exist.

 

 

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#3641

muslim americans are dumber than maga ...

Trump’s Ambassador to Israel. The people who lodged their protest votes against Harris now get Huckabee. Enjoy. https://t.co/y3dme4e1sv

 

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#3642
4 hours ago, The Dog said:

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#3645
21 hours ago, The Dog said:

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It is a PPV event. You can watch it with a 3-year subscription to Trump Media for just $30/month.

#3646
21 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My friend wants to know how much we are talking about here

Does your friend believe "the price is the price," or does he have non-vestigial haggle muscles?

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#3648
I’m not sure people quite grasp how much of the crypto world is reacting to the Trump memecoin launches.

Brent @Brentsketit feel bad for anyone trying to build anything serious rn  president just making a complete mockery of this industry  fighting another biden admin prolly would have been better longterm

>be young >think crypto is a force for good >FnF mock you for years as the "crypto guy" > Trump about to become the president >"See, it was legit. I didn't waste my life ok"  >Trump launches $TRUMP and $MELENIA proving it indeed is a clown industry and you are a top comedian  [Ben Affleck smoking cigarette meme]

 

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