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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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24 minutes ago, Ramblyn said:

@troph’s wife here. Time for my inaugural post. 

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Aloha.  You will fit in nicely.  

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On 1/19/2025 at 12:22 PM, Surly Bevo said:

You all also need to realize that every one of these "awakenings" you rush here to breathlessly post as if if is of some significance is dwarfed by the thousands, if not millions of people who are not paying attention, are paying attention and don't give a fuck, or like exactly what is happening.  A person here or there posting thoughts on socials means exactly dick.  

Talk was always cheap, in this day and age it's yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

Yeah, but we get to laugh at their pain and suffering and that makes me feel better.

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27 minutes ago, Ramblyn said:

What’s a girl to do?

Make sandwiches?

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Make sandwiches?

Oh no you didn't.

38 minutes ago, Ramblyn said:

Twitter’s too Elony, Threads is too Facebooky, and Bluesky is too nice. What’s a girl to do?

Ahem. Are you familiar with rule 6 subsection 9?

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13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Oh no you didn't.

Why not?  It was either that or “post a pic with a Sharpie in your butthole.”. I went with the classier option.

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

nic carter  @nic__carter · 11h Something that hasn’t been much discussed - creating a bunch of personal memecoins opens the door to secretive foreign buyers trying to curry influence with our leaders. If you hated hunter biden’s anonymous art sales, you should hate this too. nic carter  @nic__carter Basically, we used to have an informal rule that presidents wouldn’t start or run businesses that could pose a conflict of interest. Creating a bunch of memecoins and defi protocols opens the possibility to rampant violations of the emoluments clause. Not to mention the obvious COI given the fact that trump can set crypto policy.

how deep into crypto must one be to think trump gives a shit about the emoluments clause?

Welcome to the shit show.

We require photographic evidence of your breasts.

(it was inevitable, but I'm not a savage)

We require photographic evidence of your breasts.

You sure you want a photo of mine (47 yr old dad)

Welcome to 1936 Germany. Thank you Mitch McConnell and John Roberts. 

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Is that the Gap kid from Tech?

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Afghan kid called asking for help. Seems his mother and father were scheduled to get their last interview to come and join him in the US. Appointment canceled.

Well shit. Yeah, I feel bad. But this is the same kid who wanted to use his first vote as an American for Trump cuz Biden fucked up the withdraw and dealt with the Taliban. Sad story? yes. Did I laugh? Also yes.

“Save me inka!  It’s the consequences of my own actions!!”

idiot. 

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4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

“Save me inka!  It’s the consequences of my own actions!!”

idiot. 

Yep, basically.

"so how am I going to go see my family?"

"well you can go back and visit them." \

"but the taliban will kill me."

"Nah, just tell them you voted for trump, you will be fine."

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

how deep into crypto must one be to think trump gives a shit about the emoluments clause?

There's a reason "tech bro discovers" is a meme.

Yep, basically.
"so how am I going to go see my family?"
"well you can go back and visit them." \
"but the taliban will kill me."
"Nah, just tell them you voted for trump, you will be fine."

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56 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Afghan kid called asking for help. Seems his mother and father were scheduled to get their last interview to come and join him in the US. Appointment canceled.

Well shit. Yeah, I feel bad. But this is the same kid who wanted to use his first vote as an American for Trump cuz Biden fucked up the withdraw and dealt with the Taliban. Sad story? yes. Did I laugh? Also yes.

The dildo of consequences is undefeated. Only this time it was his ass that was the entry point. 

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The dildo of consequences is undefeated. Only this time it was his ass that was the entry point. 

? Oh, you think all afghans like it up the butt. Interesting.

4 hours ago, troph said:

Fuck that ho. 

I mean Caitlyn, not you sweetheart. 
 

 

 

bruce 

Don't. Caitlyn is a piece of shit, but don't do that.

She voted to now be called Bruce. No?

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Afghan kid called asking for help. Seems his mother and father were scheduled to get their last interview to come and join him in the US. Appointment canceled.

Well shit. Yeah, I feel bad. But this is the same kid who wanted to use his first vote as an American for Trump cuz Biden fucked up the withdraw and dealt with the Taliban. Sad story? yes. Did I laugh? Also yes.

Did you play this over your phone at the end of the conversation?

Because that would have been a boss move.

7 hours ago, troph said:

The tweet was funny but don’t expect me to go around dead naming trans folk just because Trump is in office. 

There should be a carve out for high-profile pieces of shit.

11 hours ago, troph said:

This is an excellent point it’s why the accusation “socialism” against democrats is so powerful in immigrant groups. They are not generally aware of Northern European democratic socialistic societies - you know the ones with some of the highest happiness scores in the world. 

Well, I think it really boils down to names like "democratic socialists," or really even "democratic."  In places that succumbed to Soviet communism, the complicit parties were always the "democratic socialists" or something very close to it.  It's not a very nuanced thing.

But, given that they were also all pretty much beneficiaries of asylum and programs like temporary protected status, you'd think they'd be a bit more sympathetic.  Eh, not really.  Tengo el mio.

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26 minutes ago, troph said:

Not really. You don’t need to call her by her dead name to say she’s a vile, disgusting piece of parasitic infested chicken shit.

and I get why there’s the urge - the urge is to ridicule her, and while my wife and I both found that tweet funny so we are a little both sides here - it’s also the case when you dead name or misgender one trans person you are signaling to other trans folk that there are circumstances when your identity can be invalidated. That’s essentially what the other side is doing. Plus “vile, parasitic infested chicken shit” is a better insult anyway.

Fine. Out of respect for you and other trans folks, I won’t. But she is a vile, parasitic, disgusting, pus-filled chicken shit

12 hours ago, troph said:

  Nah bro, ain’t no time for sammiches. we cuddle for like 17 hours. After scissoring of course.

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21 minutes ago, troph said:

I’d straight up punch her in her surgically reconstructed face … repeatedly. She’s THE worst kind.

 

to demonstrate we are a land of equal opportunity and as a protest to trumps stance on diversity, I suggest you both punch jenner in the face.

You are 19. You love America. You want to enlist and serve. You want to be a hard ass combat arms dude.

You work out to get ready, handle basic and AIT with ease. You even stay away from the used car dealerships offering to finance CT's to E-1's and above.

You get to a bad ass unit, real high morale. First deployment is coming up. Tempo ramps up. ISIS? Defend Taiwan?

Nope, you are heading to Del Rio. Mission? Guard super dangerous infants from Latin America to ensure they don't present a threat to the nation you love.

Wet wipes fill your ammo pouches. You have to reshine your boots to remove baby projectile vomit.

But you are there to remove this threat. Oh, and that they do not call it the Gulf of Mexico.

20 hours ago, DixonHur said:

SIAP

The Romans predicted this 2,000 years ago

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I'm watching Gladiator 2 so this hits close to everything we already know.

10 hours ago, troph said:

The tweet was funny but don’t expect me to go around dead naming trans folk just because Trump is in office. 

I would make an exception for ole Caitlyn/Bruce though. What a cunt.

Edit: Troph has spoken. Fuck Caitlyn. What a cunt.

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15 hours ago, troph said:

Fuck that ho. 

I mean Caitlyn, not you sweetheart. 
 

 

Cat fight!

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If you're willing to deadname trans people that you deem not worthy, it tells every trans person who sees your deadnaming that their transition and your acceptance of it is conditional.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

You are 19. You love America. You want to enlist and serve. You want to be a hard ass combat arms dude.

You work out to get ready, handle basic and AIT with ease. You even stay away from the used car dealerships offering to finance CT's to E-1's and above.

You get to a bad ass unit, real high morale. First deployment is coming up. Tempo ramps up. ISIS? Defend Taiwan?

Nope, you are heading to Del Rio. Mission? Guard super dangerous infants from Latin America to ensure they don't present a threat to the nation you love.

Wet wipes fill your ammo pouches. You have to reshine your boots to remove baby projectile vomit.

But you are there to remove this threat. Oh, and that they do not call it the Gulf of Mexico.

That is, if you haven’t quit over DEI policy. 

Well, I think it really boils down to names like "democratic socialists," or really even "democratic."  In places that succumbed to Soviet communism, the complicit parties were always the "democratic socialists" or something very close to it.  It's not a very nuanced thing.
But, given that they were also all pretty much beneficiaries of asylum and programs like temporary protected status, you'd think they'd be a bit more sympathetic.  Eh, not really.  Tengo el mio.

But that belies an education issue. USSR was never a communist country, but that never stopped the stupids from thinking they were.

I can relabel grapes as cotton candy, but they are still grapes. That voters and immigrants never learned this is also our problem. Ignorance, dissonance, and bias are the building blocks towards oligarchic rule.
1 hour ago, troph said:

Yeah Texas national guard morale is at an all time low, same shit will happen with the military. 

Can't expect those camps to be that nice with the sole source bids. No one cares what life is like in those trailers for the troops. Shit, they got pickleball to keep them busy. At least the Guard from Tennessee gets to stay in a motel.

You are 19. You love America. You want to enlist and serve. You want to be a hard ass combat arms dude.
You work out to get ready, handle basic and AIT with ease. You even stay away from the used car dealerships offering to finance CT's to E-1's and above.
You get to a bad ass unit, real high morale. First deployment is coming up. Tempo ramps up. ISIS? Defend Taiwan?
Nope, you are heading to Del Rio. Mission? Guard super dangerous infants from Latin America to ensure they don't present a threat to the nation you love.
Wet wipes fill your ammo pouches. You have to reshine your boots to remove baby projectile vomit.
But you are there to remove this threat. Oh, and that they do not call it the Gulf of Mexico.

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