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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Cucks

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It's so fucking cringy and self-important that they call themselves that.

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6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The fact that you can't see the difference between the two scenarios is a "you" problem, not a me problem.  

Individual vs collective. 

 

When people are trying to help you, take the help. I have a significant amount of trans friends and trust me, dead naming is every bit as offensive as using the T word. Even more so in some cases.

At every turn in their lives someone is trying to hurt them or not acknowledge them by dead-naming them. It could be a parent or family member trying not to acknowledge their transition by refusing to call them by their new name. It also can be as bad as someone trying to out them as trans to people who may not know. Dead naming is a two hand shove in the chest out the acceptance door for a trans person. When you dead name one trans person you are showing other trans people that you are ONE disagreement from doing them harm. They will never look at you the same. Just the same as your black friend will never look at you the same if you angrily hard R someone.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"both Biden and Trump"

BOTH SIDES!!!!

(Edit: I guess Biden didn't pardon Leonard Peletier, since I haven't heard anything about it)

Edited by Bullneck

Cops are disingenuous, self-serving d-bags who like to operate under authoritarian rule? Man, the more you know.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Guys, he screamed from the rooftops that he was gonna do this.  Come on, man.

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He told them what he was going to do.  They endorsed him.  He did what he told them he was going to do.  They're bigly mad.  They'll vote for him again.

15 hours ago, troph said:

I keep telling her, but she just keeps taking her clothes off and I forget what I was saying.

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It's so fucking cringy and self-important that they call themselves that.

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

They're bigly mad.

No, they're not. They have to outwardly project that pardoning violent criminals is bad, but 75% of them were cheering on Jan 6 from their couch.

8 hours ago, DixonHur said:

And your point?  Am I supposed to be ashamed that I suffer from a mental health issue?

Stigmatizing people with mental health issues is why many are afraid to admit they have them. 

I'm not ashamed of it 

And yet here you are endorsing stigmatizing another group of people and trying to make them feel ashamed. Why is it okay for you to do that to a group of people, but you don’t like it when it happens to you?

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56 minutes ago, Covri said:

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Two weeks from everywhere! It's a geographical oddity.

11 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I can appreciate that, but IMO, reverting to someone's given name as opposed to their preferred name and calling someone the N word isn't in the same ballpark.

If someone were to say that Jenner should be called the "T" word, then that would an apt comparison.

That's not what's happening in this case.  Jenner's voting and vocal support of the anti-trans movement has voided the respect required to be called by a preferred name.  Just as I might call some other fascist asshole Dick even though I know they want to by Richard.

I don't have the energy, nor the desire to cater to fascist fee-fees

You're being told it is. You're choosing to ignore it. Just be good with the fact that you aren't better than the people you keep trying to tell us you are.

9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The fact that you can't see the difference between the two scenarios is a "you" problem, not a me problem.  

Individual vs collective. 

Truth is I'm not a particularly empathic person so how other people perceive things isn't really a concern of mine.  It's a character flaw, to be sure, but it's not something I have control over.  

I've actually been diagnosed with mild psychopathy ...and yes, it is measured on a spectrum. 

Mild? Lol

You're either one of us or you aren't.

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It's so fucking cringy and self-important that they call themselves that.

Fraternal Association of Police (FAP) would be more betterment 

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so much for stopping the war in Ukraine...

(glad it's not affected by this)

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It's so fucking cringy and self-important that they call themselves that.

Yeah, at least put Association at the end so we can call them FOOPA.

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

so much for stopping the war in Ukraine...

That war ended on Monday as scheduled, didn't it?

Just now, TexArcher said:

That war ended on Monday as scheduled, didn't it?

I thought it was supposed to be over before his first day?

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

"both Biden and Trump"

BOTH SIDES!!!!

(Edit: I guess Biden didn't pardon Leonard Peletier, since I haven't heard anything about it)

He commuted his sentence but did not pardon him.

 

12 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 

Who could have seen that coming?

If this is widespread, this shit is going to get real fast.

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4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

When people are trying to help you, take the help. I have a significant amount of trans friends and trust me, dead naming is every bit as offensive as using the T word. Even more so in some cases.

At every turn in their lives someone is trying to hurt them or not acknowledge them by dead-naming them. It could be a parent or family member trying not to acknowledge their transition by refusing to call them by their new name. It also can be as bad as someone trying to out them as trans to people who may not know. Dead naming is a two hand shove in the chest out the acceptance door for a trans person. When you dead name one trans person you are showing other trans people that you are ONE disagreement from doing them harm. They will never look at you the same. Just the same as your black friend will never look at you the same if you angrily hard R someone.

I think this conversation is a good indicator of why the left keeps losing elections.   Instead of rallying around the fuckery or laughing at the fools who opted to get fucked over by it, we are on here bickering and trying to educated one another to have our standards.    

A lifelong friend changed his name legally.   We have been friends since we were little kids, and it was very difficult for me to simply switch a name, compounded by the infrequency of our visits, after 2 years he let me off the hook.  He knew I was trying, but I just struggled to get over the entrenchment.  

 

2 hours ago, royiv said:

And yet here you are endorsing stigmatizing another group of people and trying to make them feel ashamed. Why is it okay for you to do that to a group of people, but you don’t like it when it happens to you?

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Last post on the subject, but what the fuck are you talking about?

Jenner is an individual, not a group. 

Elon has Asperger's, and likely another personality disorder, but calling him Elmo, or Nazi, or any other derogatory term is a reflection on him, not every person suffering from mental health issues.

If you called him the R word that would be different.

Clearly there is a disconnect in our ways of thinking, which is fine.  If we all agreed on everything, life would be pretty boring.

12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Last post on the subject, but what the fuck are you talking about?

Jenner is an individual, not a group. 

Elon has Asperger's, and likely another personality disorder, but calling him Elmo, or Nazi, or any other derogatory term is a reflection on him, not every person suffering from mental health issues.

If you called him the R word that would be different.

Clearly there is a disconnect in our ways of thinking, which is fine.  If we all agreed on everything, life would be pretty boring.

Okay, psycho.

9 minutes ago, royiv said:

Okay, psycho.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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so much for stopping the war in Ukraine...

(glad it's not affected by this)

Pleasant surprise, but color me skeptical.  I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Pleasant surprise, but color me skeptical.  I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

the military is still running the show, regardless of what dotard thinks

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Who could have seen that coming?

If this is widespread, this shit is going to get real fast.

I’m looking forward to the produce section of the grocery store to be empty. May need to drop a few of these around.

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1 minute ago, GenXer said:

I’m looking forward to the produce section of the grocery store to be empty. May need to drop a few of these around.

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If I could order some of those and know they did not benefit him I would. I can think of a few places to put them.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 

"he's not hurting the people he needs to be" 

But what if we supposed, he was?  Yet you still get fucked?  

HAHHAHAHA!

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Pleasant surprise, but color me skeptical.  I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

There's more GOP support for Ukraine than people realize - including Mike Johnson. 

Also, if Russia leaves Ukraine on his watch then Trump can take credit for it.

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Last post on the subject, but what the fuck are you talking about?

Jenner is an individual, not a group. 

Elon has Asperger's, and likely another personality disorder, but calling him Elmo, or Nazi, or any other derogatory term is a reflection on him, not every person suffering from mental health issues.

If you called him the R word that would be different.

Clearly there is a disconnect in our ways of thinking, which is fine.  If we all agreed on everything, life would be pretty boring.

This will be my first and last post on the topic.

Last night, you posted a bulleted list of some of your principles. One of them was having the right to do whatever you'd like in your personal space so long as it doesn't negatively impact others. An example was the discussion of German polka oompah music being played loudly at night, bothering neighbors.

PAUSE: Now, please reflect on that for a moment.

You state that when you call Caitlyn "Bruce," you're intention is only to insult her. And yet, you continue to insist on stating it publicly (i.e., loudly) in this forum in the presence of someone who has repeatedly stated that you're offending her (as have others who have been trying to help you grasp what you're doing). In other words, you're continuing to blast your German polka oompah music even though you only "intended" to disturb one of your neighbors (but not the whole neighborhood).

You defend yourself by saying, "Well, she's not the intended target of my insult," as if it absolves you from using a known and widely recognized slur against an entire group of people. It is EXACTLY the same concept (as others have pointed out) as calling one Black person with whom you're pissed an N-word in front of an audience that includes other Black people.

How would you react when being called out on that behavior?

Would you quickly apologize and say something like, "Shit, I'm sorry I blurted out the N-word. It just slipped out." Or would you continue and dig in by saying, "I'm not racist! I just really wanted to hurt his feelings because that's the quickest and cheapest shortcut that I know of to emotionally damage a person that looks like him. Sure, I'm pissing off other Black people during the process, but fuck them for being so woke and sensitive and shit."

If you're still cool with that argument and CONTINUE TO DIG IN, then you are truly and remarkably a tremendous asshole.

 

Look, my advice is to insult someone over their behavior and not their appearance, like how they're a fucking hypocrite and traitor to others like them. Do it with precision and not a fucking shotgun blast where a bunch of others catch strays.

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

If I could order some of those and know they did not benefit him I would. I can think of a few places to put them.

Just grab the image and print them on your printer. You aren’t being graded on the quality of the medium you’re using to troll people.

8 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Just grab the image and print them on your printer. You aren’t being graded on the quality of the medium you’re using to troll people.

Um sir, if we are going to risk a tenner at the Trump Gulag and Resort I want them to be picture perfect.

And  we need one of Musk doing the salute thingy also saying I Did This.

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He said he was going to pardon those fucks when he got in the race.

"Oh, that's what we like about Trump.  He does what he says he's gonna do."

Boo fucking hoo, dumbasses.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

There's more GOP support for Ukraine than people realize - including Mike Johnson. 

Also, if Russia leaves Ukraine on his watch then Trump can take credit for it.

That'll be a good angle to take with him.  

They should also tell him he's more powerful than Putin now, so he doesn't need to act like such a weasely little bitch around him.  Not in those words, of course.

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59 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This will be my first and last post on the topic.

Last night, you posted a bulleted list of some of your principles. One of them was having the right to do whatever you'd like in your personal space so long as it doesn't negatively impact others. An example was the discussion of German polka oompah music being played loudly at night, bothering neighbors.

PAUSE: Now, please reflect on that for a moment.

You state that when you call Caitlyn "Bruce," you're intention is only to insult her. And yet, you continue to insist on stating it publicly (i.e., loudly) in this forum in the presence of someone who has repeatedly stated that you're offending her (as have others who have been trying to help you grasp what you're doing). In other words, you're continuing to blast your German polka oompah music even though you only "intended" to disturb one of your neighbors (but not the whole neighborhood).

You defend yourself by saying, "Well, she's not the intended target of my insult," as if it absolves you from using a known and widely recognized slur against an entire group of people. It is EXACTLY the same concept (as others have pointed out) as calling one Black person with whom you're pissed an N-word in front of an audience that includes other Black people.

How would you react when being called out on that behavior?

Would you quickly apologize and say something like, "Shit, I'm sorry I blurted out the N-word. It just slipped out." Or would you continue and dig in by saying, "I'm not racist! I just really wanted to hurt his feelings because that's the quickest and cheapest shortcut that I know of to emotionally damage a person that looks like him. Sure, I'm pissing off other Black people during the process, but fuck them for being so woke and sensitive and shit."

If you're still cool with that argument and CONTINUE TO DIG IN, then you are truly and remarkably a tremendous asshole.

 

Look, my advice is to insult someone over their behavior and not their appearance, like how they're a fucking hypocrite and traitor to others like them. Do it with precision and not a fucking shotgun blast where a bunch of others catch strays.

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Sounds like you inferred something that wasn't there.  I said doesn't infringe on someone's rights, not "doesn't negatively impact" others.  Big difference.  

Also, I have not said the work Bruce since my first post, and it was in response to ...checks notes... Troph's wife posting a Tweet/X post saying Jenner voted to be called Bruce.

Since then, I have used the terms Jenner and They, so no, I haven't been blasting "polka music" ...which is Czech, by the way (meaning little Polish girl) not German.  The German equivalent is Oom-pah which you noted.  But I digress...

I've spent the rest of my posts differentiating between generalized slurs, IE N-word, T-word, R-word, etc, versus individualized slurs.  Which somehow you put in quotes as, "Well, she's not the intended target of my insult".  While it's true I am NOT, nor would I refer to Troph by her dead name (unless she too voted for Trump), I simply don't see the correlation between disrespecting an individual (Jenner) and disrespecting a group (Trans people).  

I have a "dead" last name, so I might have a little more perspective than you.  I was adopted by my stepdad when I was 7, but I never felt comfortable with his last name, in fact, I hated it.  When I was 19, I changed it, but some people still referred to me by my previous name.  Sometimes as a habit, but other times as an insult complete with the not so nice, play on words that my former last name afforded.  But I never thought they were insulting all adopted kids who didn't like their adopted last names.  Frankly, it didn't even bother me.  It was a "them" problem, not a me problem.  Just as you can, and probably do, view my opinion as a me problem.   Which is fine, and your right.  I simply don't care.

My responsibility in life isn't to tip toe around other people's feelings.  I try to be nice to people who are nice to me, but I'm not going to bend over backwards to spare people's feelings.  If that's being an asshole, the I'm an asshole and I'm fine with that.  Not everyone is going to like me all the time.  I agree with many on here about a lot of things, this just isn't one of them.  I feel like we've become a culture of whiners who get offended too easily.

There is plenty of bad shit heading the trans community's way if certain people (people Jenner voted for) get their way.  Jenner being called by a dead name shouldn't be high on that list of concerns.  

There's a saying I learned in kindergarten that we might want to refer to from time to time ...sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.  

3 minutes ago, troph said:

My wife and I are part of the queer community. I can call myself a tranny all day long, I can deadname myself all day long. By permission she can too though she doesn’t.

she posted a tweet where someone said congrats to government gonna call you by your deadname. Yeah it’s kinda funny. But it’s not carte blanche endorsement of every body doing it. Sticks and stones I don’t give fuck. You’re not listening. 

but fuck it I don’t care, my blood pressure is through the roof today trying to keep it under 160/xx as I try to make sense of the legal ramifications of bills filed in the Texas legislature and this damn executive order Trump signed that literally erase my existence.

its about to become a hellscape. Enjoy your right to be a dumbass, hope it’s not taken away from you.

 

Keep being strong.

And concerning losing the right to be a dumbass. Trump won't go there as he would lose his voting and adoring masses.

9 minutes ago, troph said:

My wife and I are part of the queer community. I can call myself a tranny all day long, I can deadname myself all day long. By permission she can too though she doesn’t.

she posted a tweet where someone said congrats to government gonna call you by your deadname. Yeah it’s kinda funny. But it’s not carte blanche endorsement of every body doing it. Sticks and stones I don’t give fuck. You’re not listening. 

but fuck it I don’t care, my blood pressure is through the roof today trying to keep it under 160/xx as I try to make sense of the legal ramifications of bills filed in the Texas legislature and this damn executive order Trump signed that literally erase my existence.

its about to become a hellscape. Enjoy your right to be a dumbass, hope it’s not taken away from you.

 

 

stay safe buddy !

and healthy 

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