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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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36 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

His own supporters kept trying to kill him when they still liked him. This might get interesting. 

 

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I wonder if all this (Trump 2.0 and everything that has transpired the last, let's say, 100 days) could have been avoided if we as a country took a less hardline approach to the vaccinations back in 2021. Hindsight being 20/20 and all, I do wonder if the outcomes would have been materially or statistically significantly different if the NEVER-VAXERS and Vax-Anxious didn't feel "forced" to take it. I think most people who had even small reservations were like me in that they still got or would get the jab.

Hi Luka. You still live on the second floor?
56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Not just the sale, but the wearing.  Wearing a mask will be a defiance of MAGA, and you will be placed in a deportation camp for processing.  I exaggerate only slightly.  Seriously, there WILL be rules/laws AGAINST wearing an N95 mask, I guarantee it.

Because freedom

Trump nominee and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought believes that "mandatory programs" like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are "a benefit hammock..keeping people out of the workforce."

The cruelty is the point with MAGA.

 

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Didn't you read the tweet? THEY WERE MOVING FROM FT. WORTH TO WACO. 

How can anything make up for the pain of not living in Waco?

The nice thing is that she was supposed to start in two weeks, so they probably have already bought the home in Waco and have to move there, anyway. At least it's nice if you are like me and want to see these people as fucked over as possible.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Trump nominee and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought believes that "mandatory programs" like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are "a benefit hammock..keeping people out of the workforce."

The cruelty is the point with MAGA.

 

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An oversupply of labor will drive salaries down. Profit!

 

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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The reality is you’re probably going to die you stupid fuck. Pro-life. 

i'm sure there won't be a dominoes effect here. stupid libs, thoughts and prayers are free !! no reason to waste $47 billion!!! ...

Apparently all NIH Study Sections have been suspended indefinitely.

For those who don’t know, this means there won’t be any review of grants submitted to NIH

Depending on how long this goes on for, this could lead to an interruption in billions in research funding.

With a budget of ~$47.4B, the NIH is by far the biggest supporter of biomedical research worldwide.

Grants are reviewed periodically by committees of experts outside of the NIH.

When these study sections are cancelled, it prevents grants from being reviewed & funded.

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i'm sure there won't be a dominoes effect here. stupid libs, thoughts and prayers are free !! no reason to waste $47 billion!!! ...

Apparently all NIH Study Sections have been suspended indefinitely.

For those who don’t know, this means there won’t be any review of grants submitted to NIH

Depending on how long this goes on for, this could lead to an interruption in billions in research funding.

With a budget of ~$47.4B, the NIH is by far the biggest supporter of biomedical research worldwide.

Grants are reviewed periodically by committees of experts outside of the NIH.

When these study sections are cancelled, it prevents grants from being reviewed & funded.

Most of those grants would go to educational institutions.

Education is for commie libtards.

WINNING!

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Most of those grants would go to educational institutions.

Education is for commie libtards.

WINNING!

 

liberal indoctrination centers !!!

 

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I initially thought that we could all just mask up for the next pandemic and be cool which Magatards died off but then I realized that banning the public sale of N95 masks is probably on the agenda.

 

Well, sure.  But the sale of Trump branded "freedom masks" will be acceptable.

 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump nominee and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought believes that "mandatory programs" like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are "a benefit hammock..keeping people out of the workforce."

The cruelty is the point with MAGA.

 

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What the workforce needs is more demented old people who can’t operate a computer and/or cellphone 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

What the workforce needs is more demented old people who can’t operate a computer and/or cellphone 

I mean....we just elected one President, so.....

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump nominee and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought believes that "mandatory programs" like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are "a benefit hammock..keeping people out of the workforce."

so undocumented workers who don't have access to "the benefit hammock" are the problem?

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....we just elected one President, so.....

And to think he’s 8 years older since Covfefe

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Eat shit, Trumpers.  THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.  DON'T BITCH WHEN YOU GET IT.

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Capitalizing every word sounds exhausting.

 

4 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Capitalizing every word sounds exhausting.

 

Soros made him do it.  And the mexicans.  All those dirty mexicans.  Especially the trans mexicans.  Everything would be unicorns and rainbows if it wasn't for Soros and mexicans and the trans.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Hi Luka. You still live on the second floor?

Doxing is uncool, buddy!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump nominee and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought believes that "mandatory programs" like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are "a benefit hammock..keeping people out of the workforce."

Medicare? Sounds like GOP may be warming up to death panels in order to expel the elderly scourge.

 

O, whither Sarah Palin.

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

What the workforce needs is more demented old people who can’t operate a computer and/or cellphone 

I depend on these dip shits for job security. Bring em on! 

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I depend on these dip shits for job security. And my few opportunities for sexual congress.  Bring em on! 

FIF completeness.

23 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Capitalizing every word sounds exhausting.

 

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

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No need to ask anyone.  You're going to find out first hand.

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump nominee and Project 2025 architect Russell Vought believes that "mandatory programs" like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are "a benefit hammock..keeping people out of the workforce."

The cruelty is the point with MAGA.

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

An oversupply of labor will drive salaries down. Profit!

 

Funny, Russ, two of the three don't even apply to working-age people.  Dildo.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Anyone who doesn't get vaccinated is an outright idiot.

Unless immunocompromised of course.

 

My wife found some local thread where wackadoodle moms connect to find DRs that don't require immunization of any kind and discuss skirting public school requirements.  Marble Falls is apparently the spot . 

Yay!

30 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You haven't lived until you've had a gummer.

To quote the great Billly Corbin: Lifes a bummer, till you get a gummer, then life's the greatest!

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I think that Medicaid post is fake but the VA peeps found out the hard way. Should have known when he originally called soldiers suckers

Funny, Russ, two of the three don't even apply to working-age people.  Dildo.

They’ve said in the past, there should be no retirement age and everyone should be in the workforce.
43 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You haven't lived until you've had a gummer.

fuckin' rookies, man.

try a gumpy

 

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4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Whereas my property manager just told me this morning that my tenant would be late with rent this month because financial struggles and I said no problem without asking about their political beliefs.  Even though, based on where the property is (rural Georgia), there's a 99.9% chance he supports Trump.  I apply my rules equally to all.

In my mind, I'm being understanding, but apparently, I'm the bad guy.

Anyway, didn't come to post about that... came to ask if Trump really got rid of the Civil Rights Act or am I misreading this...

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - So apparently, The Equal Employment Act of 1965 has been revoked by Trump...

I didn’t ask about her political beliefs, she threw them at me and I decided to be a dickhead because the Republican laws encourage me to.  Fuck the people I was trying to protect with my vote that didn’t want to help themselves.

Amid all of the chaos surrounding TFG’s first two days don’t lose sight of the actual shit that he is doing. 
 

Suspended refugee immigration for those already approved and on flights to the US. 
 

Impounding congressional appropriated funds for “green energy” (but actually everything)

EO’s purporting to overturn the 14th amendment. 
 

etc. etc. 

 

Keep your eye on the ball. Project 2025 is in full force. 

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30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


They’ve said in the past, there should be no retirement age and everyone should be in the workforce.

Remember kids, capitalism exists to exploit your labor!

On 1/8/2025 at 12:16 PM, The Dog said:

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"Mf you were warned" is some surly motto shit.

bawawahahahahahahahaha

Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

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I don’t really know what’s going on there, but that’s fun stuff. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

You haven't lived until you've had a gummer.

 

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

To quote the great Billly Corbin: Lifes a bummer, till you get a gummer, then life's the greatest!

Man, you fucked up everything there. 

42 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I wonder if Jamie is ready to step in and offer cut-rate financing to entrepreneurial Americans who want to take a swing at getting into the business of the production/manufacturing of all the kinds of things we are going to put tariffs on so all that business comes back home?  I mean if it's a security thing that should be some losses he is willing to get over right?

I wonder if Jamie is ready to step in and offer cut-rate financing to entrepreneurial Americans who want to take a swing at getting into the business of the production/manufacturing of all the kinds of things we are going to put tariffs on so all that business comes back home?  I mean if it's a security thing that should be some losses he is willing to get over right?

I’m sure he is planning that in davos as we speak
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10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Um sir, if we are going to risk a tenner at the Trump Gulag and Resort I want them to be picture perfect.

And  we need one of Musk doing the salute thingy also saying I Did This.


How about this?
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7 minutes ago, Updawg said:


I’m sure he is planning that in davos as we speak

After the hookers leave.

1 minute ago, GenXer said:


How about this?
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Brilliant

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The suspension of refugee status for Afghans previously approved to come here is simply ghoulish.

Reminds me of the ships we turned away escaping from Nazi Germany back in the late 1930’s

History may not repeat but it damned sure rhymes. 

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