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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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who the fuck wants 'more details'?? 

a woman in a yellow shirt is making a funny face and saying `` ew '' .

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:


We are not allowing the discussion of bird flu to happen. If you don’t test for it, who is your say how contaminated our food is?

That's my worry. There's going to be a lot of contaminated food on the market.  

If Trump was OK with a million deaths from Covid he won't care about 40,000 or so from E. Coli or mad cow or whatever.

18 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I said before the election if COVID wasn't a chance occurrence, then watch out for another pandemic if trump gets elected again. It's too perfect of a scenario to finish off the USA after COVID and trump weakened it so much the first time around. 

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Finish off HALF the USA..  

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I’m just spitballing here….but I’m guessing it’s a cat turd

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I'm trying to figure out why I wnb, but I really got nothing. Maybe the weirdly splayed fingers?

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

 

Hopefully the Chinese see that it's unnecessary as the USA is in full self destruction mode and they hold back this time. 

Was with you until this part.

8 hours ago, safe sex said:

What you don't like Caesar salad?

Oh absolutely and I know anchovies are a part of the dressing but anchovies on their own is a no for me, same goes for sardines. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Oh absolutely and I know anchovies are a part of the dressing but anchovies on their own is a no for me, same goes for sardines. 

Well pass the bucket over.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Oh absolutely and I know anchovies are a part of the dressing but anchovies on their own is a no for me, same goes for sardines. 

Anchovies are often dissolved in sauces. Mmmmami.
 

Now small fish, fried and steeped in citrus and oil, might change your mind about sardines.

Sardines in a skillet with oil, lemon, garlic, and parsley is pretty darned delicious. Served on crackers, toasted bread/bagel and yeah, I dig it.

27 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sardines in a skillet with oil, lemon, garlic, and parsley is pretty darned delicious. Served on crackers, toasted bread/bagel and yeah, I dig it.

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A little mustard and hot sauce on them sardines they'll go down a treat. Grow up

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Audio of Trump on Gaza: I’d like Egypt to take people and I’d like Jordan to take people. You're talking about a million and half people, and we just clean out that whole thing…

 

clean it out !!!!

7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

 Grow up

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“We need to come together and do something about this” says woman who voted  for leopards eating people’s faces party

 

 

I'm very happy find out that Italians use the leopards eating faces meme as well...

 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

“We need to come together and do something about this” says woman who voted  for leopards eating people’s faces party

 

 

I think he threw them off by associating with, and condoning, white supremacists…

Who could have seen that coming?

There’s a slim route where that could actually happen. There are enough stupid red states that might authorize it if CA somehow got to the point of making the petition. That would be fucking amazing. 

I think red states would very quickly kick out “Commiefornia” and would probably send Oregon and Washington with them. Too bad Colorado is too far away to join them.
1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:


I think red states would very quickly kick out “Commiefornia” and would probably send Oregon and Washington with them. Too bad Colorado is too far away to join them.

That would be so very on brand for maga genius to jettison an entire coast and That’s ignoring everything else they bring to the table

3 minutes ago, bluto said:

That would be so very on brand for maga genius to jettison an entire coast and That’s ignoring everything else they bring to the table

Yes, it would be hysterical for the dipshit MAGAts to kick out the California economy. How long before Trump's frozen head decides to invade and annex California back to the US?

Yeah there would definitely be some short term financial pain when CA leaves. Primarily from the cost of building a giant wall on the eastern border to keep out the dumb fucking Americans

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18 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Finish off HALF the USA..  

if we aren’t told of the pandemic, of its potential mitigation, or of any research into cure or vaccine (obviously from outside the US where such things are still legal) then how do we avoid the same fate as the morons?

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

I'm very happy find out that Italians use the leopards eating faces meme as well...

 

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l'username e corretto.

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

if we aren’t told of the pandemic, of its potential mitigation, or of any research into cure or vaccine (obviously from outside the US where such things are still legal) then how do we avoid the same fate as the morons?

Unlike the morons, we will exercise caution when we start reading reports from medical professionals in the field about an influx of patients struggling to fight the flu or hear rumblings about people in our social circle getting hospitalized with a nasty viral infection. We won’t dismiss this information offhand as woke propaganda, and might mask up in public and avoid large crowds. We certainly won’t attend Flu Parties where large groups of idiots gather and breathe all over each other to prove the flu is a myth. And we won’t OD on horse paste or bleach shots or silver toothpaste or whatever is the next MAGA miracle cure that isn’t necessary anyway because the flu is a lie spread by globalists to expose us to 5G mind control devices embedded in hand sanitizer. 

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6 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

l'username e corretto.

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The Trump administration is pushing to take on places like Greenland, take back the PC, etc....they are not letting the West Coast go.  C'mon guys.  

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Trump administration is pushing to take on places like Greenland, take back the PC, etc....they are not letting the West Coast go.  C'mon guys.  

Or maybe they see it as a way to ensure republicans win the EC into perpetuity.  And they can then levy tariffs against it and build a border wall all along the new American western border. 

18 hours ago, jw4381 said:

I'm trying to figure out why I wnb, but I really got nothing. Maybe the weirdly splayed fingers?

Keep working on it, because it's a fascinating study. 

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or maybe they see it as a way to ensure republicans win the EC into perpetuity.  And they can then levy tariffs against it and build a border wall all along the new American western border. 

Let them secede then bring them back as a territory. They are admitted back as 4 states: West Alabama, West Kentucky, South Idaho and the OC

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Let them secede then bring them back as a territory. They are admitted back as 4 states: West Alabammy, West Kaintuck, South Ideeho and the OC

I reckon you wanna do this right, pardner.

South Idaho?  No way....  South Youdaho

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Trump administration is pushing to take on places like Greenland, take back the PC, etc....they are not letting the West Coast go.  C'mon guys.  

especially considering the impetus for those declarations, while superficially ridiculous, is that they're strategically important places for WW3. keep your eye on the ball

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - An interesting title

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