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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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41 minutes ago, Superhero said:

How many acts total?

You may want to space (haha) it out a bit so people can discuss who would win in a battle between the Star Wars and Star Trek universes.

 

For the record, Star Trek would win. Ask me why.

 

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2 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I can post the rest if you want. 

Post it in one of the Star Trek threads.

 

47 minutes ago, Superhero said:

For the record, Star Trek would win. Ask me why.

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So despite all of the evidence on that graphic that 100 is the mean score, that guy thinks that 100 is the max score doesn’t he. 

4 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I can post the rest if you want. 

I will cut you. 

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

All the poor southern states will wake up tomorrow with a major problem: their savior has cut off all their funding  

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/inside-the-replacements-disastrous-saturday-night-live-debut-161765/

While this hits all states, red states rely on of this money more than any other  

lol boo hoo fuckers 

I wish we could get some replacements in this corrupt fucker

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19 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

All the poor southern states will wake up tomorrow with a major problem: their savior has cut off all their funding  

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/inside-the-replacements-disastrous-saturday-night-live-debut-161765/

While this hits all states, red states rely on of this money more than any other  

lol boo hoo fuckers 

Not nearly as funny of a wrong link situation as NowThis.

3 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Oops.  https://rollcall.com/2025/01/27/trump-white-house-orders-freeze-on-federal-grants-loans/
 

This seems to null all housing vouchers and HUD payments. So mass homelessness - cool! 

Wonder what group gets to appoint these appointees?

The memo also makes clear that oversight of each federal assistance program will be assigned to “a senior political appointee to ensure Federal financial assistance conforms to Administrative priorities.” 

 

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7 hours ago, troph said:

Everybody has their kink. I mean having your wife strap one on isn’t as weird as some other shit that’s out there, it’s not like he wanted to wear his bowling shoes too. 

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21 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I mean, DDOSing government services with bullshit was a valid tactic before the election.  Why stop now?

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"Mass, Vermont, Penn, California - they all already have that policy.  If you want to live somewhere with that policy, you can move to a state where they support it.  You know that Texas doesn't support it, and has no interest in supporting it.  You're in charge of your life and your household, right?  So, take charge and do what's best for you.  Move."

Those states should deport him back to Texas.   LA MIGRA!  VAMANOS!

nm i'm dumb

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If this goes down, imagine what the pricing will be on laptops, phones, etc.

 

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

If this goes down, imagine what the pricing will be on laptops, phones, etc.

 

 

Everything this fucking guy does weakens this country. I just don’t fucking get it 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Everything this fucking guy does weakens this country. I just don’t fucking get it 

He has to enshittify it before making it great again, stupid sip

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Everything this fucking guy does weakens this country. I just don’t fucking get it 

Destroy the country so the oligarchs can buy up the remains for pennies on the dollar.  Who gives a fuck when you can live on a $200M yacht off the coast of Greece.

 

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41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Everything this fucking guy does weakens this country. I just don’t fucking get it 

If you begin with the assumption that he is an asset/puppet of a antagonistic, foreign power, it all makes more sense.

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It's gonna be longer than 4 years, absent his death during this term.

9 minutes ago, GenXer said:

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It's descent, not "decent."  These people are teachers?

On 1/26/2025 at 11:04 AM, C-Man said:

Calexit?

California Independence Could Be on 2028 Ballot

https://www.newsweek.com/california-independence-could-2028-ballot-2020785

 

ThE DoTArD not giving them FEMA money for the wildfires would be the start of that. Then California stops sending income tax and other money to the Feds, Feds start pulling out military and fed leo, California's Senators are expelled from the Senate on and on and on. 

US economy crumbles even worse than it already is.

And then I move to California, if they'll take me. 

 

9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's descent, not "decent."  These people are teachers?

for rural PA I'm surprised there was only one typo

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Not real

Maybe so, but it's definitely either happened already or will very soon as far as "Latinos for Trump" members getting rounded up to be deported is concerned

Ah so Bluesky has bullshit that spreads like wildfire just like Twitter. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Ah so Bluesky has bullshit that spreads like wildfire just like Twitter. 

That genie is never going back in the bottle.

19 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

ThE DoTArD not giving them FEMA money for the wildfires would be the start of that. Then California stops sending income tax and other money to the Feds, Feds start pulling out military and fed leo, California's Senators are expelled from the Senate on and on and on. 

US economy crumbles even worse than it already is.

And then I move to California, if they'll take me. 

 

Hoping Oregon and Washington join California and I am magically expatriated into a country of…well hopefully different issues to tackle. 

On 1/27/2025 at 10:18 AM, Mittens said:

This isn't really specific to the most recent election, as this guy has been going through it for years.  It really breaks my heart, honestly.

Wrestled w/ him in high school.  Good dude, but dumb as a rock.  Never expected him to go to college and be a doctor or anything like that - figured he would end up working Parks and Rec somewhere within 50 miles of HS.  Went into the Navy for a couple of years, got out and went into the Army after a couple of years as a civilian.  Involved in a training accident that eventually cost him both his legs, above the knee.  He's been in VA hell for the last 15+ years w/ them giving him the runaround, and him not having the mental capacity to understand what's happening or the ability to navigate the system.  I know enough about his situation to follow from a distance, but not the details, so don't come at me w/ some gotcha shit about how he could have helped himself - I'm not him.

He has moved from NH to SC to GA trying to be near the right VA hospital.  He settled in Frisco and is now married to a full-on MAGAT w/ a disabled kid that needs 24/7 care.  I have suspicions that she is with him as a way to access his gov money, but it's not like dude is getting a mint, so maybe that's just my biases.  Shortly after their marriage, I unfollowed him on FB because of her posting and tagging him in all her propaganda BS.  This is from last week - N is her son, who is developmentally disabled and in a wheelchair.  Like, wtf?

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Last night, I got a DM from him letting me know he's coming to Austin next week and wants to meet up.  I want to see him just to be a human and a friend from HS and show him love, but there's no fucking way I could be in the same room w/ that woman.  Don't get me wrong, he's dead red himself, but he doesn't (or at least didn't) live in that MAGA blinded world.  But I have a ton of Trumpy friends and can work around their bullshit for a couple of hours socially, so long as we focus on sports or reliving the past or whatever.  I respond that it's going to be tough for me to meet up, but hopefully we can make it happen, and ask why he's coming to Austin.  His response:

So, the best states are True Blue?  No way!  Kinda feel like him and his wheelchair are being used for props.  Guy is going to leave thinking he's done his part to help, and he will have, but it will be for naught.  His efforts won't help, and the situation won't change. 

Yeah, no fucking way Texas ever gets out of the bottom 50 in the union.

Technically every state is in the Bottom 50 in the Union.

Just now, Mittens said:

Technically every state is in the Bottom 50 in the Union.

except for the top 7

The latest EO seems to be begging for a court battle to rule the Impoundment Control Act unconstitutional. Congress would serve no purpose whatsoever if the president gets to decide how and when federal money is spent.

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

The latest EO seems to be begging for a court battle to rule the Impoundment Control Act unconstitutional. Congress would serve no purpose whatsoever if the president gets to decide how and when federal money is spent.

Yeah, he said he was gonna do this back in November. I've been linking to it all over the place

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

ThE DoTArD not giving them FEMA money for the wildfires would be the start of that. Then California stops sending income tax and other money to the Feds, Feds start pulling out military and fed leo, California's Senators are expelled from the Senate on and on and on. 

US economy crumbles even worse than it already is.

And then I move to California, if they'll take me. 

 

What's the simplified version of how states are determined to owe the federal governemnt. For example, if California passed a law that said they were legally required to build and maintain a 500 billion dollar fund for natural disaster relief, does that mean they can stop sending federal money to the United States every year until they have that slush fund? I'm sure there are ways California can skirt having to pay the federal government what they pay, but honestly I have no fucking clue. 

Enlighten me, Surl. 

16 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

The latest EO seems to be begging for a court battle to rule the Impoundment Control Act unconstitutional. Congress would serve no purpose whatsoever if the president gets to decide how and when federal money is spent.

Pretty much exactly.

I think the constitutional argument goes like this.  ICA violates separation of powers because of the take care clause, which reserves enforcement to the executive, and spending of funds is included within enforcement.

On the other side, spending/appropriations are reserved to Congress, and the House specifically.  And the president already has veto power as a check on spending.  And, prior to ICA, SCOTUS affirmed a congressional limitation in appropriations legislation on executive impoundment in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_v._City_of_New_York.

So, we know how this should go.  That doesn't mean that's how it will go.

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14 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

The latest EO seems to be begging for a court battle to rule the Impoundment Control Act unconstitutional. Congress would serve no purpose whatsoever if the president gets to decide how and when federal money is spent.

When I was a poly psi major at Florida in the 70s, one professor of mine was an expert on impoundment and flew several times to Washington to be questioned by Congress on different issues. He lorded his importance over the class.   Once that was no longer a permissible thing (SCOTUS ruling in theTrain case) he once again became just a sad little Poly-sci professor with a worn wool coat, bowtie and ubiquitous pipe. 

Actually, I should not be so mean to him.  Knowing that he did not keep his finals papers, I waited until the last day to challenge a grade and got him to give me a B instead of a C in a five hour course, which kept me from being expelled for academic reasons.  Having achieved that feat I got the fuck out of engineering and leapt into the warm embrace of political science.

Well all of this will surely help with my application for public service loan forgiveness that's been pending since May of 2024.

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Well all of this will surely help with my application for public service loan forgiveness that's been pending since May of 2024.

That loan forgiveness was going to be decliend just becuase you live in Commiefornia. You know that, man. Best case is it remains pending till 2030 or so, and we still have a functioning democracy.  

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

That loan forgiveness was going to be decliend just becuase you live in Commiefornia. You know that, man. Best case is it remains pending till 2030 or so, and we still have a functioning democracy.  

Nothing would surprise me. But it's made more frustrating by the fact that I held up my end of the bargain 9 months ago and watched this potential outcome develop in slow motion. 

Just now, Foosters said:

Nothing would surprise me. But it's made more frustrating by the fact that I held up my end of the bargain 9 months ago and watched this potential outcome develop in slow motion. 

I'm legitimately sorry for your troubles, man. Like, all of them, lately.  

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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That was supposed to happen to the other person, preferably brown. Whoops!

58 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Pretty much exactly.

I think the constitutional argument goes like this.  ICA violates separation of powers because of the take care clause, which reserves enforcement to the executive, and spending of funds is included within enforcement.

On the other side, spending/appropriations are reserved to Congress, and the House specifically.  And the president already has veto power as a check on spending.  And, prior to ICA, SCOTUS affirmed a congressional limitation in appropriations legislation on executive impoundment in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_v._City_of_New_York.

So, we know how this should go.  That doesn't mean that's how it will go.

Since know how it should go, we know the opposite will happen. Train did nothing more than interpret a statute. Even if state decides was a real thing anymore, there’s no need to dance around it to declare the ICA unconstitutional. Train address the ICA or even mention the Constitution.

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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I hope that is real. It is a shitty thing to hope, but I'm petty like that. 

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