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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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25 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Eat shit, Lucinda

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Everything this fucking guy does weakens this country. I just don’t fucking get it 

I think you do. 

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This is how it's always been with him.  Once you figure out he's trying to get money out of our enemies, or they have something on him, or both, it all makes sense.  

Get out of NATO and the longest standing peace in our history?  Sure, why not?  Publicly assault and antagonize our friends?  Cozy up to our enemies?  

It's because that's what he wants to do because it benefits him personally.  Period, full stop.  

22 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I hope that is real. It is a shitty thing to hope, but I'm petty like that. 

Unfortunately, these people will probably end up continuing to get their food stamps, and instead of being upset at Trump for wanting to take them away, they will be upset with the Democrats for trying to keep them informed.

26 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Video of empty job sites in Dallas:

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1884042010207695346

That’s not Dallas. It’s not even Fort Worth really

I leave it for work when workers are pulling up to the construction sites in my neighborhood and it looked like business as usual this AM  

 

28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Video of empty job sites in Dallas:

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1884042010207695346

There's a fairly large development that was started before Christmas on the land just outside my neighborhood. I've noticed for about 2 weeks now there hasn't been any work done at all. Just a bunch of concrete and equipment sitting there

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44 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I hope that is real. It is a shitty thing to hope, but I'm petty like that. 

Judging from her feed going way back, it is very real.    Her recent gem

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On 1/27/2025 at 10:09 AM, The Dog said:

 

I’m emailing them intimate pics from the Surly South Austin’s mom’s Dropbox. Each of them.  One at a time.

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4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Judging from her feed going way back, it is very real.    Her recent gem

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From the past

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Oh those leopards are feastin’

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10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Judging from her feed going way back, it is very real.    Her recent gem

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From the past

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Salaam Alaikum Lucinda.

Man, you just know she pronounces "Arab" like Ay Rab.

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23 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

It would be hilarious if Trump ended up losing Cali, Oregon and Washington...

 

to....

 

Canada.

Can Colorado go with them? Logistics would be tough, but we'd figure it out.

1 hour ago, troph said:

I think it's even simpler than that. He's a grifter, wants money, more of it. He's also a whiny titty baby narcissist that desperately craves affirmation and attention. POTUS serves both purposes and at every juncture those are are his two motivations - create a loyal following and grift for as much money as he can make. if that means traitorous dealings with foreign governments, so be it.

Or, it's a smoke screen to distract everyone while he empty's the government's coffers.

 

Or, he believes that rich people should be able to do whatever they want and tearing down a society to build another up that caters to that notion.

 

In any event, the worse he hurts people and causes desperation to set in, the more likely someone with nothing to lose is going to resort to violet retaliation, either against him or the people in power who support him.  I'm not saying I support that sort of response.  I do not.  But I can see how it would happen, and given how brazenly he is going about things, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened sooner rather than later.  

 

And, with that, I suppose I should join Brisketexan and others on the ledge.

2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

 

And, with that, I suppose I should join Brisketexan and others on the ledge.

No room I hear. We will have to bribe/trick someone on there to get off for a second.

18 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

No room I hear. We will have to bribe/trick someone on there to get off for a second.

Or push/trip

47 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

That’s not Dallas. It’s not even Fort Worth really

I leave it for work when workers are pulling up to the construction sites in my neighborhood and it looked like business as usual this AM  

 

No, that's FORTH WORTH. 

I went by the Fiesta this morning and the day laborers were there waiting for work. 

I doubt those sites are going to find able bodied white men just raring to do a full day of house building. 

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29 minutes ago, faps said:

Man, you just know she pronounces "Arab" like Ay Rab.

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And none of them are likely Arabs.

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The comments are....something. 

Yeah people celebrating like it's a good thing. Acting like this massive workforce of young white men who are just chomping at the bit to take those jobs is gonna rise up and build all these houses. 

9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah people celebrating like it's a good thing. Acting like this massive workforce of young white men who are just chomping at the bit to take those jobs is gonna rise up and build all these houses. 

*champing

16 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, that's FORTH WORTH. 

I went by the Fiesta this morning and the day laborers were there waiting for work. 

I doubt those sites are going to find able bodied white men just raring to do a full day of house building. 

All of the 18-24 year old Joe Rogan bros bitching about feminism finally have their chance to prove that masculinity isn’t dead.

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

Yeah, he said he was gonna do this back in November. I've been linking to it all over the place

 

46 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

No room I hear. We will have to bribe/trick someone on there to get off for a second.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Maybe, just maybe, “He hates who I hate” is not an effective way to determine how you vote. 

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r/conservative going through some things:

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Grants for…. Checks Notes…. SCIENCE?? The GOP Christian’s don’t believe in science. Gold Trump God statue out front shoulda told them.


Oh, my step-sister the is on SNAP voted for Trump. Hope her dad helps her out.

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Donald Trump never suffers consequences, so if his idiot followers suffering is the best we can get, bring it on.

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We've reached the unintended consequences portion of the first 100 days. I say unintended because Trump isn't running this show. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

We've reached the unintended consequences portion of the first 100 days. I say unintended because Trump isn't running this show. 

What makes you think they're unintended?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes you think they're unintended?

Because I doubt Trump has zero idea about any of this. This is Stephen Miller and others putting the EOs in front of him. Trump doesn't have the attention span to do all this. He just signs shit because it shows him doing something. 

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16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Sounds like Gov Landry needs to reach way down and grab those big bootstraps Louisiana has.

<touches earpiece> what's that? Oh, federal funds make up ~30% of LA's annual budget?

Good luck Gov Landry.

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What makes you think they're unintended?
Exactly. There is a lot of profit in designed suffering.
21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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i wonder how my MAGA in-laws in Monroe, LA will spin this to put the blame on the libs.

Just now, mdmost said:

Because I doubt Trump has zero idea about any of this. This is Stephen Miller and others putting the EOs in front of him. Trump doesn't have the attention span to do all this. 

Agreed. Trump is a lot of things, but expertly strategic is not one of them. He will likely never know nor care, even he hears, that the facsists running the show for him are breaking things.

At this point, I don't think even the folks on the ledge are pessmistic enough about where things are headed.

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13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Donald Trump never suffers consequences, so if his idiot followers suffering is the best we can get, bring it on.

100% agree.  I know he'll never get what he deserves; not even close.  But, by gum, I can enjoy a metric-shit-ton of schadenfreude watching those responsible for voting him in get theirs.  

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7 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Agreed. Trump is a lot of things, but expertly strategic is not one of them. He will likely never know nor care, even he hears, that the facsists running the show for him are breaking things.

At this point, I don't think even the folks on the ledge are pessmistic enough about where things are headed.

he absolutely hears if he's being blamed for it though. this is blowing up in his face so Trump will find someone to throw under the bus.

8 minutes ago, softlynow said:

He will likely never know nor care, even he hears, that the facsists running the show for him are breaking things.

 

I think the stock market taking a huge shit MIGHT get his attention enough to try to correct course. But I think the damage will already be done.

Make some room for me on the ledge, I'll bring gummies.

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

And none of them are likely Arabs.

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19 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Because I doubt Trump has zero idea about any of this. This is Stephen Miller and others putting the EOs in front of him. Trump doesn't have the attention span to do all this. He just signs shit because it shows him doing something. 

I mean, I don't disagree. But if he's not running the show, and he's just signing shit, I tend to believe the consequences are AS INTENDED. Regardless of who is in charge. Be that Bannon and Miller and Musk, or Trump becuase he thinks these things will be popular and he'll be adored, I can make a case for all of it. But this IS what is intended. 

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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