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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Everyone with a college education should get some experience working the fields. Since they are going to be working the farms there is no reason they will need their possessions.

I agree though. Good to know where the hell your food comes from. Or is that what HEB does when it is closed? It makes food?

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9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I agree though. Good to know where the hell your food comes from. Or is that what HEB does when it is closed? It makes food?

My 8 year old asked at dinner the other night where HEB gets its food so this hits close to home.

2 minutes ago, Okie State said:

My 8 year old asked at dinner the other night where HEB gets its food so this hits close to home.

Just show the kid their ads. Don't you know all their produce comes perfect. Those grapes from Chile are flown direct to your store from the farm.

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Aside from the long hours, hard work, and low pay being reasons why American citizens won't be rushing to fill those vacated construction jobs, there's also the fact that construction is skilled labor. I spent about 10 years working for a plumbing contractor as a supervisor. We did nothing but new apartments. We'd have subcontractor piece work crews of maybe 4 guys that would do all the top-out and water pipe on a job. They could do an entire 8 unit floor of top-out (the drainage system) with 2 or 3 bathrooms per unit in a day. That's all the time they got between the framers standing up walls and another crew of framers returning to lay out floor trusses for the floor above. This work included drilling all the holes for drains and vents, putting all the materials in the building, installation itself, plus things like nail plates and strapping. The same top-out crew would later fall back to the more finished units and do the water pipe as well. They were also required to test everything for us to get our city inspections. The crew you had made all the difference in the world. They were elite, highly skilled workers that would require years of training to even begin to replace. Almost none of them were here legally. We also had specialized tub setters, gas pipers, ground rough crews, fixture setters. My job was pretty much to make sure the sub crews that did the actual work had materials and everything else they needed and weren't burdened by distractions like repairs or dumbass jobsite politics. Other trades like framing, electrical, HVAC, roofing work the same way and all have their sub specialties. You will never replace people like this. To me, the idea that you can take someone with no previous training, bring them to a jobsite, point to a pipe-threader and a pile of materials and have them install a bunch of gas pipe is the most absurd, disconnected notion in all of this bullshit. 

I'm sure it's much the same in all sorts of work that often gets labeled as unskilled. These work forces are built over time and new people are integrated into them as necessary. You can't have abrupt absolute turnover without a complete halt to production even if you had legions of willing workers.  

All of this.

Also, don't forget the physicality of the work.  Americans are fat and nasty.  You mean to tell me that Americans can do all the work listed above but outdoors in Texas in the summer?  I don't think so.

Wait until some gravy seal gets hurt on the job and thinks he's going to get workman's comp. 

The housing shortage will shortly be a non-issue as millions of folks suddenly won’t be able to afford a house anyway. A bunch of extended families are going to get real close again.

MAGAts thought great America was the 50’s. They never considered it was the 1850s. 

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12 hours ago, Foosters said:

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Ain't nothing sad about that

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12 hours ago, Foosters said:

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Are we sure this wasn't by design?  Maybe he voted for Trump so his wife WOULD be deported.

That's a great excuse on the new dating scene.  "I'm single because my wife got deported.  It's Trump's fault."

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Are we sure this wasn't by design?  Maybe he voted for Trump so his wife WOULD be deported.

That's a great excuse on the new dating scene.  "I'm single because my wife got deported.  It's Trump's fault."

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Are we sure this wasn't by design?  Maybe he voted for Trump so his wife WOULD be deported.

That's a great excuse on the new dating scene.  "I'm single because my wife got deported.  It's Trump's fault."

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11 hours ago, C-Man said:


I posted earlier that he’s Gov LePetomaine from Blazing Saddles (see my GIF above — multi-use!) signing whatever Hadley LaMarr puts in front of him.

pretty much this... see all the shit i am getting done.. work, work, work

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12 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Get on your knees and beg, alpha male.

First they came for....well, fuck me, they came for your wife, first. How terrible...oh wait, I've been taught to taunt rather empathize by the majority of the American electorate. Sooooo, fuck you and your feelings, Mr. South Florida man.

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12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

It's a cult. Cults don't die until the leader does.  Come on, hypertension, do your fucking thing. 

While Hitler was having 6 million Jews murdered, and the holocaust was in full swing, Germans were sure it was going on w/out Hitler's knowledge.  

They'll tell themselves whatever lie allows them to continue to suck his teeny little prick. 

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Are we sure this wasn't by design?  Maybe he voted for Trump so his wife WOULD be deported.

That's a great excuse on the new dating scene.  "I'm single because my wife got deported.  It's Trump's fault."

I just assumed that's why Clarence Thomas is going to eventually overturn Loving v Virginia. "Sorry, babe, the rest of the judges say we can't be married anymore. Oh well." 

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's a cult. Cults don't die until the leader does.  Come on, hypertension, do your fucking thing. 

While Hitler was having 6 million Jews murdered, and the holocaust was in full swing, Germans were sure it was going on w/out Hitler's knowledge.  

They'll tell themselves whatever lie allows them to continue to suck his teeny little prick. 

Fucker fell asleep in court. He doesn't feel stress like we do because of his narcissism. I'm expecting him to at least equal Casto's longevity.

On the plus side, that's a 12 year window for the next plague to cull the herd of folks like Max's mom. The last one only got about a year under Dotard to stretch its legs.

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Are we sure this wasn't by design?  Maybe he voted for Trump so his wife WOULD be deported.

That's a great excuse on the new dating scene.  "I'm single because my wife got deported.  It's Trump's fault."

I've got a feeling she won't stay lonely.

i’m not gonna guess how many older men with goatees in pick up trucks with truck nuts are going to be cruising the Home Depot parking lots looking for people.

35 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I just assumed that's why Clarence Thomas is going to eventually overturn Loving v Virginia. "Sorry, babe, the rest of the judges say we can't be married anymore. Oh well." 

No the white people snatched him up in the last racial draft.

16 hours ago, Foosters said:

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Good luck with the house and job hunting in Venezuela, motherfucker

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Mr. Naga..., Naga..., Nagonnalbearoundheremuch longer. Good luck asshole

I hate to say it but I treat this like I treat the war against Russia. I want as much pain as possible.

16 hours ago, Foosters said:

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clint eastwood Deserve's got nothing to do with it. GIF

20 hours ago, mchookem said:

so I'll be honest and say i don't actually know which of these is true - are they so stupid that they didn't actually think about the consequences? or are they so fascist and cruel that they just don't care?

it's pretty close, but i think the first one has a better chance of some kind of course correction than the second. 

They are stupid. So fucking stupid.

Magatard at my watering hole was bitching about losing his federally funded job.

Every other word out of his dumb fuck mouth was Biden this Biden that derp.

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12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Shame. No pain, no change. 

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

They are stupid. So fucking stupid.

Magatard at my watering hole was bitching about losing his federally funded job.

Every other word out of his dumb fuck mouth was Biden this Biden that derp.

You should mock the fuck out of him. Laugh in his face. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shame. No pain, no change. 

You should mock the fuck out of him. Laugh in his face. 

Oh Ive been doing that every time the dipshit parrots fox news/Jones/Rogan for the past 7 years. 

Now...the delicious tears.

 

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won't be the last time they walk back something stupid.

 

2 hours ago, Bojack said:

Aside from the long hours, hard work, and low pay being reasons why American citizens won't be rushing to fill those vacated construction jobs, there's also the fact that construction is skilled labor. I spent about 10 years working for a plumbing contractor as a supervisor. We did nothing but new apartments. We'd have subcontractor piece work crews of maybe 4 guys that would do all the top-out and water pipe on a job. They could do an entire 8 unit floor of top-out (the drainage system) with 2 or 3 bathrooms per unit in a day. That's all the time they got between the framers standing up walls and another crew of framers returning to lay out floor trusses for the floor above. This work included drilling all the holes for drains and vents, putting all the materials in the building, installation itself, plus things like nail plates and strapping. The same top-out crew would later fall back to the more finished units and do the water pipe as well. They were also required to test everything for us to get our city inspections. The crew you had made all the difference in the world. They were elite, highly skilled workers that would require years of training to even begin to replace. Almost none of them were here legally. We also had specialized tub setters, gas pipers, ground rough crews, fixture setters. My job was pretty much to make sure the sub crews that did the actual work had materials and everything else they needed and weren't burdened by distractions like repairs or dumbass jobsite politics. Other trades like framing, electrical, HVAC, roofing work the same way and all have their sub specialties. You will never replace people like this. To me, the idea that you can take someone with no previous training, bring them to a jobsite, point to a pipe-threader and a pile of materials and have them install a bunch of gas pipe is the most absurd, disconnected notion in all of this bullshit. 

I'm sure it's much the same in all sorts of work that often gets labeled as unskilled. These work forces are built over time and new people are integrated into them as necessary. You can't have abrupt absolute turnover without a complete halt to production even if you had legions of willing workers.  

 fake it until someone else has to clean up the screw-ups but I'll be out of business by then so fuck you..   maybe I need to rhyme that better.  

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Why hide?  Be proud big boy and wear that had an tell everyone your identity.   

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It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

nsiap. Dunno if real. On a related note, don't care if real.

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28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Absolutely no one is getting their faces eaten quite like the Gaza “protest” voters.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

nsiap. Dunno if real. Also don't care if real.

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it's fake, but we know it's happening.

39 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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This is one of my favorite leopards.

10 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Absolutely no one is getting their faces eaten quite like the Gaza “protest” voters.

The only thing missing is Chainsaw to show up and blame all of this on Harris for not taking the appropriate steps to single handedly take out Biden, change his decisionmaking and policies on Israel/Gaza as the new POTUS and win re-election. It's not like that demopgraphic of people could be expected to educate themselves on their options and make an informed, logical decision. 

Well, now that can't educate themselves at all, at least not here. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shame. No pain, no change. 

You should mock the fuck out of him. Laugh in his face. 

Exactly. green shirt guy the fuck out of these certified dumb fucks.

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

You bet. The contractor who redid my townhouse and had a Lets Go Brandon bumper ,sticker on his work truck. I know for a fact that all but one of his guys are undocumented. I hope the leopards take their time, Mr Yummyface from Tomball.  You and all the other dumb hick motherfuckers are in for the Mason Verger treatment and I'm giddy with anticipation (Rocky Horror pronunciation, of course).

 

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I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity.

With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.

19 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity.

With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.

Kenny Powers, is that you? 

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You had me at sucking on titties

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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55 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Absolutely no one is getting their faces eaten quite like the Gaza “protest” voters.

its rather impressive 

He was only going to get rid of the bad Mexicans/Palestinians/government workers/inspectors general/regulations/former administration holdovers/judges/prosecutors.

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

its rather impressive 

and yet 100% predictable 

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