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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Out of curiosity, I looked up the Idaho Dairymen's Association. On the front page of THEIR OWN WEBSITE they proudly boast that "90% of on-dairy jobs
are filled by foreign born labor.
"

Trump may have been right. I'm not sure I can handle all of this winning. Might OD eventually.

 

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

No undocumented workers means no cows milked.   But I’m sure American youth will want to move to Methbreath Iowa and Idaho to take those jobs.

Fixed my post on other thread 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

Poor People and Brown People vs the Field... I'll take the Poor's and Brown's and my million dollars in unmarked bills whenever you get the chance...

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8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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It's gonna be wild to be in the national guard and get called up to milk cows and pluck chickens

3 minutes ago, locodos said:

It's gonna be wild to be in the national guard and get called up to milk cows and pluck chickens

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

r/Project2025Award - Trump supporting Federal Employee disappointed so far

r/Project2025Award - Idaho Dairymen concerned about deportations and retaliation by Canada & Mexico to any tariffs

r/Project2025Award - Home loan canceled

r/Project2025Award - Riley Gaines. No matter how loyal you are to him, you don't matter to him, because you aren't willing to write him checks.

Too bad daddy didn’t cripple her worthless ass instead of Chucky Mullins(RIP). 

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

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“Unforeseen consequences” = “I am embarrassingly stupid and self-centered  and, because I have zero historical knowledge, analytical skills, or empathy, I assumed fascist assholes would only be mean to other people besides me.”

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

r/Project2025Award - Trump supporting Federal Employee disappointed so far

r/Project2025Award - Idaho Dairymen concerned about deportations and retaliation by Canada & Mexico to any tariffs

r/Project2025Award - Home loan canceled

r/Project2025Award - Riley Gaines. No matter how loyal you are to him, you don't matter to him, because you aren't willing to write him checks.

That dude is gonna pull with the "I-gwas-deported, I -am-so longly" schtick.

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

women have to be on that list too 

Suburban white wimmenz.  Wheelhouse for me…and leopards.  

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

women have to be on that list too 

You gals just can’t handle being excluded from anything anymore

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12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Why would he say this? Because he's an evil shitbag. Same as it ever was you dumbfuck.

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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These can't be real people, right?

 

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*sigh unzips*

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24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You gals just can’t handle being excluded from anything anymore

oh yeah well

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LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

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Robinson posted a statement on his Facebook page on Wednesday defending the gesture as “a joke” in “mockery of the hysterical ‘liberals’ who called Elon Musk a Nazi for quite clearly showing the audience his heart was with them”.

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

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Just now, Chewbacca said:

THey did not frock around on that one.

FIFY

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

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43 minutes ago, faps said:

*sigh unzips*

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user name checks out. 

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Imagine hanging your hope on JD Fuckin Vance coming in and eloquently smoothing things over! 🤣

4 hours ago, mchookem said:

women have to be on that list too 

That'd be a DEI inclusion.  And we don't play that anymore.

1 hour ago, faps said:

*sigh unzips*

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23 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

user name checks out. 

Are You Sure GIF by Monty Python

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Milking.  Milkers. (That's all I got)

EDIT: But wait, there's more:

I'm always a little curious when I hit the "drool" emoji and I check to see my fellow droolers:

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2 hours ago, elguapo said:

These can't be real people, right?

 

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

I can hardly wait to hear the pissing and moaning about picking vegetables, much less roofing and concrete pouring.  Fuck 'em all they asked for it.

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3 hours ago, faps said:

*sigh unzips*

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Here; let's see if we can find a better photo of Ms. Rillo.

These should do.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

No wonder we're so fucked. Damn. And I double checked, yes that's correct.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

I don't get it.

47 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I can hardly wait to hear the pissing and moaning about picking vegetables, much less roofing and concrete pouring.  Fuck 'em all they asked for it.

I enjoy planting okra and cherry tomatoes. For the rest, we recently finished up needed repairs on the garage and the roof. Our neighbors mostly bought new cars.

Hope the guys who did our work are back safely hanging around the Green River in the Huasteca with savings in their pockets.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Can you imagine the furor it would have caused had they done nothing?

3 hours ago, faps said:

*sigh unzips*

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Bro.

Please don’t ever visit San Antonio or south Texas.

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Bro.

Please don’t ever visit San Antonio or south Texas.

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It's amazing to me how many federal government workers voted for a guy who talked about shrinking the federal government and didn't have any idea that they were putting their own jobs at risk.

Yeah!  End govermental inefficency!  Stop wasteful government spending!  Shrink the bloated federal government!  Wait, what, you mean MY job?  

I feel like I should have compassion for these people, but then I remember how full of hate they are.  And how stupid.  And how self-righteous.  And I'm like, hell with 'em.  Let it burn.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Ain’t no way that this is a first offense,

That dude has probably got a wrap sheet a mile long of diddles, embezzling, and racist shit that goes back decades.

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

A few years ago I would have said no fucking way.  I’m still saying no fucking way, only now because it has to be over 50% that are functionally illiterate.  

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

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And she already sold her teeth.

11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

everyone GIF

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4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's amazing to me how many federal government workers voted for a guy who talked about shrinking the federal government and didn't have any idea that they were putting their own jobs at risk.

Yeah!  End govermental inefficency!  Stop wasteful government spending!  Shrink the bloated federal government!  Wait, what, you mean MY job?  

I feel like I should have compassion for these people, but then I remember how full of hate they are.  And how stupid.  And how self-righteous.  And I'm like, hell with 'em.  Let it burn.

Add to that the C-Suite and Senior people at the beltway contractors confederation. They are crying right now. "Oh noes, my program is halted." Yeah, well that is what happens when there is a government review. Something he promised to do.

What sucks is they are laying off, not halting in place, their workers. That is where they are cutting costs to save their asses so they can make that payment on their leased BMW. Going to be funny to watch all the recruiters scramble when these programs come back on line. You need how many welders? Um, yeah, they are not interested in working for you.

Now keep in mind, 30+% of Austin/Travis voted Trump. Wonder how many were tech bros with some USG contract. Hope they stocked p on stretch dress pants. They might come in handy when they are stocking shelves at the new Amazon facility coming to each neighborhood.

I finally am enjoying checking Linkedin.

 

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dames can’t take a joke either 😘

IIRC, we lost that game and Oklahoma was a 2-2 team.  Fuck, I got no sense of humor either.

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A few years ago I would have said no fucking way.  I’m still saying no fucking way, only now because it has to be over 50% that are functionally illiterate.  

If you think about it, in today's insanely fast changing technological world not being able to comprehend complex issues above a 6th grade level is functionally illiterate. 

9 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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"Goddamnit--how could the Democrats do this?"

On 1/27/2025 at 6:35 PM, Okie State said:

Posting those IQ results is exactly something Rocko would do.

Rocko would kill to have an IQ of 98. 

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Anglican Catholic- split off of the Episcopal Church in the 70s over women in the priesthood and rejected the adoption of the 1979 Book of Common Prayer. They kept the 1928 book and mostly use the along James Bible. Basically it’s an idealized American version of what the Church of England was like in the 50s. 

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13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dames can’t take a joke either 😘

 

What about the broads

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someone was just thrown under the bus:

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26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

what the Church of England was like in the 50s. 

1550’s?

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