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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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11 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

What about the broads

Visited my wife's 99-year old uncle in Scottsdale a couple of weeks ago.  He's cock of the walk at his posh independent living residence.  Yes, still independent living.

His wife passed away last year.  We heard him comment on some of the "swell gals" at the facility.

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15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

someone was just thrown under the bus:

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Good to know any rando can have dotard sign something, I'm sure this is fine.

20 hours ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

It's always going to be the poor. 

16 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

9 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

And she already sold her teeth.

Sis? 

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27 minutes ago, locodos said:

Good to know any rando can have dotard sign something, I'm sure this is fine.

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12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

“At first - some of the congregation were upset with the Polaroids of youth group member butt holes with sharpies in them….but then Pastor Jones reminded us that King David was beloved of God, and David was a bit of a freak as well, what with all the concubines and such.   God anoints who God anoints…”

9 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

And she already sold her teeth.

But now she can charge more for BJ's...

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16 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

A black priest from Grand Rapids Michigan gets fired for making a Nazi salute to mock “liberals” who criticize product of South African apartheid Elon Musk and then defends himself by calling it dry British wit. Dude, Musk would probably say you were a DEI hire in the first place. Maybe take advantage of the time off to reflect on every poor decision you’ve ever made in your life.

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21 hours ago, locodos said:
It's gonna be wild to be in the national guard and get called up to milk cows and pluck chickens


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the herd.

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Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

They are split from the Episcopal Church.
11 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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The second photo screams bad acting, so I’m assuming this is false

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

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i’m confused. She clearly admitted to being dark skinned.

11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m confused. She clearly admitted to being dark skinned.

John Self is now on Bluesky on X: "For anyone else wondering, here's the  original version of that Family Guy skin colour chart. Why do people  photoshop it? This says it all.

Fuck that.  I'm intentionally wearing one of my chapulin costumes every day for the next four years, NOT carrying any identification, and NOT answering any questions. Resistamos!  

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

someone was just thrown under the bus:

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What absolute bull shit - Also, what’s worse: the intentional constitutional overreach or that some random jack off can freeze billions in appropriated funds without authorization?

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48 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

What?

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12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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I have, by and large, changed my tune on unions.

I remain somewhat skeptical of government employee unions.  Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees, and there are other means that can be used to exert upward wage/benefit pressures.

I'm willing to entertain discussion on it.

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13 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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At some point MAGAts will have to realize Republicans hate unions, right?

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3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

If you think about it, in today's insanely fast changing technological world not being able to comprehend complex issues above a 6th grade level is functionally illiterate. 

Yes.  But you really hit the nail on the head with the ‘if you think about it’ part…

A massive problem is the few non illiterates we have choose not to think about it.  And god forbid you force them to… ‘TAKE IT TO CR!’

Fuck those people 10000x harder than the illiterates.  

17 minutes ago, Constant said:

At some point MAGAts will have to realize Republicans hate unions, right?

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38 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

Oh well.

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees

Wild to say this given the last 12 days or so. Or having lived in Texas for any public employees other than police…

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

No one is heard.

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25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have, by and large, changed my tune on unions.

I remain somewhat skeptical of government employee unions.  Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees, and there are other means that can be used to exert upward wage/benefit pressures.

I'm willing to entertain discussion on it.

Police unions should be outlawed. I'm indifferent on most of the rest. We need to treat and pay teachers dramatically better, though.

I need some ICE pointers should I be questioned. I am King of the White Race so I figure I can get away with anything. Once.

1. Am I required to speak English? My Spanish is pretty fly for a White Guy. Maybe only speak with the Hispanic Mordor Orcs who assist the Uruk Crackers? Seems like putting my safety in the brittle masculinity of an agent could be interesting, like how the Japanese prison guards would choose the tallest Americans to beat half to death.

1b. Or maybe should I keep it in Scottish Gaelic? Family names tell me that's a legit, honest option. Zero clowning, answer questions 100% to the best of my ability, in Scottish Gaelic. Not my fault Officer McSomething has a Sasanach soul.

2. Or maybe just sorta lie down.

31 minutes ago, Constant said:

At some point MAGAts will have to realize Republicans hate unions, right?

Unions are woke. Duh!

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

Oh, it will be everybody but white, rich, Christian males but you can be sure the poor will be the caboose on the American Human Centipede

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46 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have, by and large, changed my tune on unions.

I remain somewhat skeptical of government employee unions.  Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees, and there are other means that can be used to exert upward wage/benefit pressures.

I'm willing to entertain discussion on it.

Teachers are kind of abused by the government 

31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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I will never not post this when that's mentioned, and no one can stop me.

 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What?

ha!

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A black priest from Grand Rapids Michigan gets fired for making a Nazi salute to mock “liberals” who criticize product of South African apartheid Elon Musk and then defends himself by calling it dry British wit. Dude, Musk would probably say you were a DEI hire in the first place. Maybe take advantage of the time off to reflect on every poor decision you’ve ever made in your life.

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

What a blessing that defrocked Nazi saluting priests can find immediate employment milking cows in Idaho.  That is the type of 5-D chess that Trump plays.

Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country.

Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.

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17 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

Nothing screams meritocracy more than Donald Trump!

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

Maybe, but at least the church did the right thing.  Hopefully more folks and organizations will do the same going forward.  We're gonna see a lot of this shit.

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

Now, as it has been, and so it ever shall be.

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23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country.

Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.

To be clear, my indifference extends to other government employee unions. Private sector unions need to be strengthened and their protections extended to more workers. It would also be nice of their members remembered which party wants them destroyed. 

19 hours ago, C-Man said:

LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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good. I was actually shocked when I saw that. When elon did it I was more... disappointed? I'm not sure that's the right word, but I guess a part of me had hoped the richest man in the world had not gone full nazi, as it appeared he had. when he confirmed it, i wasn't shocked. when I saw a man of the cloth do it. I was stunned. I'm not religious (recovering catholic) but holy shit, in what reality did that seem smart? just stunningly dumb

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As a former Florida resident, I never had any use for Cuban Republicans.  They were always viewed by me as just another flavor of one issue voter idiot - who do not care about anything but making sure the people who stayed in Cuba have no access to trade or success and happiness in life.   

My Spanish teacher in high school was a former Cuban Supreme Court justice, and a more angry, emotional, vindictive Cunt was never birthed.   She always made it very clear that teaching us was beneath her.    I’m sure it made her very sad that she could no longer be bribed to throw cases in favor of the corrupt government and oligarchs.

edit: the one Spanish phrase she routinely literally screamed at us was, “Calla la boca!!”

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11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good. I was actually shocked when I saw that. When elon did it I was more... disappointed? I'm not sure that's the right word, but I guess a part of me had hoped the richest man in the world had not gone full nazi, as it appeared he had. when he confirmed it, i wasn't shocked. when I saw a man of the cloth do it. I was stunned. I'm not religious (recovering catholic) but holy shit. 

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Nothing screams meritocracy more than Donald Trump!

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That’s par for this timeline.  Just a little wave saying, “Yeah I’m just fuckin with y’all.”

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

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5 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

That’s par for this timeline.  Just a little wave saying, “Yeah I’m just fuckin with y’all.”

that was from his first go-round. he'll do something dumber this time for sure

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

Only about 1/3rd of the German population was Catholic.  This article from the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum provides some factual background about the various religions in Germany and how they responded to the Nazis:

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/the-german-churches-and-the-nazi-state

Uh… what’s an easy religion to join and fake being part of? Asking for a sorta rich, white male friend.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

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