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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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A friend of ours is a pilot w/ Parks and Wildlife. His wife works for Texas H&HS. They have over 60 years combined as state employees. They're Trumpkins to the core, including posting a video of themselves doing the YMCA dance during dotard's inauguration.

Dotard's asinine response to the deadly crash in DC has made the wife VERY upset. In the most Karen of all moves, she wrote cheeto dick a sternly worded post on his presidential Facebook page, letting him know that even though they've voted for him every time and support everything he does, his blaming of the ATC is a bridge too far and he needs to do better.

We don't really socialize with them anymore. We'll occasionally end up at the same restaurant or brewery by happenstance. It's been remarkably easy to cut these people out of our lives.

 

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They just can't believe that a guy with a 50-year trail of fucking people over is fucking them over.

Watching this develop is the silver lining and I am here for it.

Find out, idiots.

35 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It's been remarkably easy to cut these people out of our lives.

Like hammering nails.

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10 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

GOP is terrible at messaging.

They’re liars, cheats, and frauds, yet get elected rather easily and with the nearly unshakable loyalty of their base. Messaging is what they dominate at doing. 

Telling the truth about anything? Governing? Being virtuous in any way? Those are their weaknesses. 

48 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Messaging is what they dominate at doing. 

It was facetious. There's virtually no way any Trump voter can claim they didn't vote for a candidate that campaigned on tariffs. It wasn't some hidden agenda. The point being there's an significant chunk of the voting public that will believe what they want to believe regardless of what a candidate says or how they say it. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

GOP is terrible at messaging.

 

No, the GOP is great at messaging.  What  helps is a compliant media ecosystem, combined with social media platforms that only inform the electorate of selective messaging.

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

No, the GOP is great at messaging.  What  helps is a compliant media ecosystem, combined with social media platforms that only inform the electorate of selective messaging.

 

 

 

 

The media and MAGA social media platforms didn't cover Trump rallies where Trump championed tariffs?

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“Teriff” is the Arabic word from which “tariff” was derived.  It means “make the Christian dogs pay the tax”.

At least, that is the message that I’d like to spread in the ‘Murica, Patriot, Jeebus Guns contrails community.

 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

They just can't believe that a guy with a 50-year trail of fucking people over is fucking them over.

Watching this develop is the silver lining and I am here for it.

Find out, idiots.

If they still teach history in the future, this period of American history is going to seem so fucking bizarre. 

"Wait, they did what? On purpose? Like, everyone knew who he was and he still got 80 million votes? Again?"

"Yeah you got me man. Anyway...."

On 1/31/2025 at 8:48 AM, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

What's the cutoff? Asking for a friend who has a face.

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

A friend of ours is a pilot w/ Parks and Wildlife. His wife works for Texas H&HS. They have over 60 years combined as state employees. They're Trumpkins to the core, including posting a video of themselves doing the YMCA dance during dotard's inauguration.

Dotard's asinine response to the deadly crash in DC has made the wife VERY upset. In the most Karen of all moves, she wrote cheeto dick a sternly worded post on his presidential Facebook page, letting him know that even though they've voted for him every time and support everything he does, his blaming of the ATC is a bridge too far and he needs to do better.

We don't really socialize with them anymore. We'll occasionally end up at the same restaurant or brewery by happenstance. It's been remarkably easy to cut these people out of our lives.

 

Not enough pain for them. Yet. These government employees need to lose their jobs.

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What's the cutoff? Asking for a friend who has a face.

per adam smith, 500 men must be poor so that one man can be rich. which means if you're not in the top 0.2% of wealth you're a poor. and looking at the chart of wealth in this country where there's basically a slow ramp from negative on the left side to about the 90th percentile on the right side, and then a bit of increasing curvature over the next few percent, and then you get way over to the right and it's just a line straight up and off the chart, that seems about right.

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Look at all those necks and throats connected to faces. 

Gorge my kitties. The feast is upon you.

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13 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'm dead serious when I say this....

Within weeks people on the right will be saying it's their patriotic duty to pay higher prices.

Well, he’s also going to tell them if there’s no future elections - then nobody has to send him any more money to beat the liberals and their vote changing machines.  

no more elections =  MAGA voter profit $

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If they still teach history in the future, this period of American history is going to seem so fucking bizarre. 

"Wait, they did what? On purpose? Like, everyone knew who he was and he still got 80 million votes? Again?"

"Yeah you got me man. Anyway...."

Fortunately, the climate will kill us all off in about 30 years so we won't carry this shame too far into history.

9 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Not enough pain for them. Yet. These government employees need to lose their jobs.

On his last day in office, Brandon signed a non-rescindable executive order giving my jerb to a trans illegal fentanyl mule, but the order was not effective until after our savior DJT took over. DEI!!1! Do something!!!

14 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'm dead serious when I say this....

Within weeks people on the right will be saying it's their patriotic duty to pay higher prices.

oh this is already happening 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

If they still teach history in the future, this period of American history is going to seem so fucking bizarre. 

"Wait, they did what? On purpose? Like, everyone knew who he was and he still got 80 million votes? Again?"

"Yeah you got me man. Anyway...."

I’m not sure that slang is how the Chinese speak but maybe..

This week I read an economic outlook paper from a large and widely respected investment firm about how they are thinking about allocation in 2025.  It suggested that a Trump admin might unleash economic growth and optimism based on what he said he would do from a regulatory and bureaucratic standpoint, but also speculated that Trump might not mean what he said he would do with tarrifs and besides, Biden didn’t roll back the last Trump tarrifs on China and that turned out OK, right? 

It’s awfully crowded at the hopium den these days. 

Yep. I have come to really chuckle at the nearly daily releases of pieces from the Economist, which are uniformly some version of “Trump-favored policy X could be a boon for the American people/economy, if executed wisely.”
The “if” in every single one of these pieces is doing some Olympic-level heavy lifting.
The REAL piece needs to be “it doesn’t matter what the policy is, Trump can’t effectively execute it in a way that yields a good outcome.” I don’t care what idea/policy you’re taking about, if the person executing it has a record of repeatedly shooting himself and everyone else in the dick, then THAT is your story.
The media and MAGA social media platforms didn't cover Trump rallies where Trump championed tariffs?

Sure they did, but they did NOTHING to dispel the Trump explanation of what tariffs are. These disgruntled Trump voters aren’t surprised that he is imposing tariffs. They are surprised by what that actually means.

Do you not recall him, for the last 8+ years referring to us making money from China paying tariffs to us?
14 minutes ago, scottsins said:

These disgruntled Trump voters aren’t surprised that he is imposing tariffs. They are surprised by what that actually means.

 

What you're describing doesn't sound like what's going on in this post. 

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On 1/31/2025 at 10:47 AM, TwiceHorn said:

I have, by and large, changed my tune on unions.

I remain somewhat skeptical of government employee unions.  Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees, and there are other means that can be used to exert upward wage/benefit pressures.

I'm willing to entertain discussion on it.

The federal government seems to treat their employees ok. The Trump administration seems to be trying to change that. Most state governments treat their employees like shit.

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What you're describing doesn't sound like what's going on in this post. 

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We’ve been called assholes and elitists for calling Trump voters dumb for the last 10 years. 
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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What you're describing doesn't sound like what's going on in this post. 

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Played golf with a Trumper yesterday. He tried every couple holes to bait the rest of us into a discussion about how quickly Trump has been winning. Apparently the fentanyl problem is finished, the corrupt blue states are close to being brought to heel and the Dems who stole the money appropriated for new reservoirs in Cali are about to be indicted.

The real pain hasn’t begun yet, and most of his people will need to feel it for months if not years before they’ll question their new god. 

how does it feel to golf with fascists? probably no different than any other golf outing, I would guess

10 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Played golf with a Trumper yesterday. He tried every couple holes to bait the rest of us into a discussion about how quickly Trump has been winning. Apparently the fentanyl problem is finished, the corrupt blue states are close to being brought to heel and the Dems who stole the money appropriated for new reservoirs in Cali are about to be indicted.

The real pain hasn’t begun yet, and most of his people will need to feel it for months if not years before they’ll question their new god. 

 

I think most of them will never, ever question it.  They will slowly become convinced that deporting all Muslims is necessary for national security, and so is leaving NATO, and so is expanding our territory, by force if necessary, and whatever else the Bannons and Millers come up with.  Fox News will help the average Trumpkin become the average German from circa 1938 and they won't even notice.

 

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I think most of them will never, ever question it.  They will slowly become convinced that deporting all Muslims is necessary for national security, and so is leaving NATO, and so is expanding our territory, by force if necessary, and whatever else the Bannons and Millers come up with.  Fox News will help the average Trumpkin become the average German from circa 1938 and they won't even notice.
 

“Will?” Dude…we’re already there.
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17 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Played golf with a Trumper yesterday. He tried every couple holes to bait the rest of us into a discussion about how quickly Trump has been winning. Apparently the fentanyl problem is finished, the corrupt blue states are close to being brought to heel and the Dems who stole the money appropriated for new reservoirs in Cali are about to be indicted.

The real pain hasn’t begun yet, and most of his people will need to feel it for months if not years before they’ll question their new god. 

You should have "accidentally" bladed a wedge from just off the green and into his nut sack the second time he tried baiting y'all. Or just gone with the obvious "I don't respect or trust anyone who cheats at golf the way that fat fuck does" and leave him be.

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

I think most of them will never, ever question it.  They will slowly become convinced that deporting all Muslims is necessary for national security, and so is leaving NATO, and so is expanding our territory, by force if necessary, and whatever else the Bannons and Millers come up with.  Fox News will help the average Trumpkin become the average German from circa 1938 and they won't even notice.

 

The true Trumpers? Yep. The other 10% or so that just vote R because taxes and regulations, those will see their wallets empty and finally get angry. 

I’m not sure it will matter, though, once the Musk administration has put their folks at the top of the military, they can simply ignore the constitution at will. Then hold a sham constitutional convention which completes the coup.

My point above is a few tweets and man on the street quotes are mere trifles. Nothing has changed yet, and I agree it probably will not. 

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You should have "accidentally" bladed a wedge from just off the green and into his nut sack the second time he tried baiting y'all. Or just gone with the obvious "I don't respect or trust anyone who cheats at golf the way that fat fuck does" and leave him be.

With my short game, it’s likely to happen anyway. Maybe next time.

8 minutes ago, softlynow said:

With my short game, it’s likely to happen anyway. Maybe next time.

"Why don't you shut up and just play golf, you MO-ron?" would be my go-to.

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I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.

I guess the response could be something like the American apple already costs 1.30 because the costs of growing it here are higher, so low instead of the 1.30 American apple having to compete with the 1.00 Mexican apple it is competing with the 1.25 Mexican apple. 
 

but of course even if that were true the winner is the American business owner and the losers are the Mexican business owner and the American people who now don’t have the lower cost alternative. 

The simple solution is to go back in time twenty years, and plant apple trees.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess the response could be something like the American apple already costs 1.30 because the costs of growing it here are higher, so low instead of the 1.30 American apple having to compete with the 1.00 Mexican apple it is competing with the 1.25 Mexican apple. 
 

but of course even if that were true the winner is the American business owner and the losers are the Mexican business owner and the American people who now don’t have the lower cost alternative. 

I wasn't going to make it that complex.  he watches newsmax.

National Association of home builders sent Trump a letter about lumber.  Leopards apparently like lumber too, have fun framing houses with lumber from Canada jackasses.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

The simple solution is to go back in time twenty years, and plant apple trees.

Call Starkist!

 

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

The simple solution is to go back in time twenty years, and plant apple trees.

Yeah, we did. Now we sell those damn apples to china to buy back in juice. So we pay a tariff on US grown fruit. Smart economics.

Yo, know where I can buy some sugar cane plants. got an idea.


 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


“Will?” Dude…we’re already there.

I remember when your whole ledge thing seemed like a schtick that had run its course and was beginning to get tiresome. But apparently that dead horse needed to be beat much harder for most people to grasp how shitty things were going to be/already are.

I knew shit was bad. I thought it might get slightly better. Then, I thought it would at least get shitty at a more gradual rate once Trump was re-elected. How naive my already very pessimistic and cynical view turned out to be. Everything is shit and we're all fucked. I'm bringing my La-Z Boy and a full cooler to the ledge and getting real comfortable. I don't imagine we'll be leaving anytime soon.

17 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I remember when your whole ledge thing seemed like a schtick that had run its course and was beginning to get tiresome. But apparently that dead horse needed to be beat much harder for most people to grasp how shitty things were going to be/already are.

I knew shit was bad. I thought it might get slightly better. Then, I thought it would at least get shitty at a more gradual rate once Trump was re-elected. How naive my already very pessimistic and cynical view turned out to be. Everything is shit and we're all fucked. I'm bringing my La-Z Boy and a full cooler to the ledge and getting real comfortable. I don't imagine we'll be leaving anytime soon.

As long as there is room for my papasan chair. Lazy B? Mechanical I hope. Not going to be any power unless we can harnass wind power. Meaning Brisket's capacity after burritos.

I remember when your whole ledge thing seemed like a schtick that had run its course and was beginning to get tiresome. But apparently that dead horse needed to be beat much harder for most people to grasp how shitty things were going to be/already are.
I knew shit was bad. I thought it might get slightly better. Then, I thought it would at least get shitty at a more gradual rate once Trump was re-elected. How naive my already very pessimistic and cynical view turned out to be. Everything is shit and we're all fucked. I'm bringing my La-Z Boy and a full cooler to the ledge and getting real comfortable. I don't imagine we'll be leaving anytime soon.

You gotta be initiated. We’ve been out here a long time.
5 hours ago, softlynow said:

Played golf with a Trumper yesterday. He tried every couple holes to bait the rest of us into a discussion about how quickly Trump has been winning. Apparently the fentanyl problem is finished, the corrupt blue states are close to being brought to heel and the Dems who stole the money appropriated for new reservoirs in Cali are about to be indicted.

The real pain hasn’t begun yet, and most of his people will need to feel it for months if not years before they’ll question their new god. 

You stated one of the problems with talking with magats.  If you try to any sort of reasonable conversation they are already awash in bizarre shit from OAN or Facebook that is totally made up. 

"Trump stopped the Chinese silver extraction from the asphalt in American highways and turning into solar panels made by slave labor Baptist orphans from the Secret War against the Pedophile Army." (You have no idea how hard it was to create that).  

How do you counter that?  It's impossible.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yo, know where I can buy some sugar cane plants. got an idea.

no no No No NOOO for the fiftieth time I am NOT taking the dang machete out into the dang field for "exercise..."

13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You stated one of the problems with talking with magats.  If you try to any sort of reasonable conversation they are already awash in bizarre shit from OAN or Facebook that is totally made up. 

"Trump stopped the Chinese silver extraction from the asphalt in American highways and turning into solar panels made by slave labor Baptist orphans from the Secret War against the Pedophile Army." (You have no idea how hard it was to create that).  

How do you counter that?  It's impossible.

I was playing with two of them last week. Both UT grads. One a multimillionaire offshore O&G guy. 
 They were prattling on about how Trump somehow had solved all of the LA fire devastation. I just ignored them. 

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You stated one of the problems with talking with magats.  If you try to any sort of reasonable conversation they are already awash in bizarre shit from OAN or Facebook that is totally made up. 

"Trump stopped the Chinese silver extraction from the asphalt in American highways and turning into solar panels made by slave labor Baptist orphans from the Secret War against the Pedophile Army." (You have no idea how hard it was to create that).  

How do you counter that?  It's impossible.

"Yeah but you're fucking crazy" is something I have actually said to conspiracy thumpers.

It doesn't change a thing, but it's fun to say.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

As long as there is room for my papasan chair. Lazy B? Mechanical I hope. Not going to be any power unless we can harnass wind power. Meaning Brisket's capacity after burritos.

I don't actually have one. Just a metaphor for getting very comfortable as I will be staying a while. I feel like I've said similar things about the ledge in the past, but always end up leaving, only to come back with even greater despair.

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