November 9, 20241 yr https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/monkeys-escape-south-carolina-research-facility-police-search/ Well I think we all know how this movie ends.
November 9, 20241 yr Yeah this tracks. I hope whatever alien reality show we're all on is getting some real good ratings lately.
November 9, 20241 yr Fuck yeah. Team Monkey! Hope those fuckers get into the woods and mate like crazy. Just what this country needs.
November 9, 20241 yr If there were 12 of them, and if they coordinated well enough to form some sort of army, I'd be worried.
November 9, 20241 yr Trying to figure out what stage of Planet of the Apes this is, but I can never keep them straight. Is this Dawn, Rise, Kingdom, or War?
November 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said: Fuck yeah. Team Monkey! Hope those fuckers get into the woods and mate like crazy. Just what this country needs. Yeah, fuck south Carolina. Kill as many people there as you can monkeys. I'm team catastrophe on Americans now. Cheering for hurricanes, fires, and super powered monkeys Edited November 9, 20241 yr by Hermanator
November 9, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, RPM said: There's only 1 man to call. You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.
November 9, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them. But he can train them to throw 100mph poo high and tight.
November 9, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said: It wasn't me, I swear. 1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said: You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.
November 9, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, flatdawgs said: Forget it, Jake. It's South Carolina. There was talk about building a monkey research compound in Brazoria Co. earlier this year. Concerns grow over proposed monkey mega facility slated for Brazoria County
November 9, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: There was talk about building a monkey research compound in Brazoria Co. earlier this year. Concerns grow over proposed monkey mega facility slated for Brazoria County There is a large one in Bastrop. Supports MD Anderson. Every so often one would get out. I always pictured a lost colony sitting in the trees along 71 flinging poo.
November 9, 20241 yr There is a large one in Bastrop. Supports MD Anderson. Every so often one would get out. I always pictured a lost colony sitting in the trees along 71 flinging poo.That is [mention=1551]TxTow[/mention]
November 9, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Nivek said: That is [mention=1551]TxTow[/mention] on this thread? Really? Stop flinging poo.
November 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Captain Ron said: 4 weeks from now we get this Edited November 9, 20241 yr by mchookem
November 9, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: Or play football. If they are fast enough to play a zone defense, Florida will take them right now.
November 10, 20241 yr I guess the movie was wrong, I thought there were only 12 monkies. And they were an army.
November 10, 20241 yr Significant progress being made: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/11/09/us/south-carolina-monkeys-escape-update
November 10, 20241 yr Technology is amazing...we can get men to the moon and back but the instruction "see lock, engage lock" escapes us. Literally, escapes us.
November 10, 20241 yr Significant progress being made: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/11/09/us/south-carolina-monkeys-escape-updateThis is not South Carolina’s first rodeo with escaped monkeys [emoji23][emoji23]
November 10, 20241 yr Were they all jumping on the bed beforehand? Because if that was the case, perhaps a few fell off and broke their head?
November 11, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, bolverk said: Location of the facility on Google Maps. Those Yemassee urbanites are likely much better staff than those Salkehatchie rubes. I mean, for things like monkey lock closings and such…
November 11, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, bolverk said: Location of the facility on Google Maps. I have some family in Beaufort. So this hits close to their home.
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