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Yeah this tracks. I hope whatever alien reality show we're all on is getting some real good ratings lately. 

Fuck yeah. Team Monkey! Hope those fuckers get into the woods and mate like crazy. Just what this country needs.

If there were 12 of them, and if they coordinated well enough to form some sort of army, I'd be worried.

Trying to figure out what stage of Planet of the Apes this is, but I can never keep them straight. Is this Dawn, Rise, Kingdom, or War?

There's only 1 man to call.

Nolan Ryan Ex-Ambassador for the Snow Monkeys

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck yeah. Team Monkey! Hope those fuckers get into the woods and mate like crazy. Just what this country needs.

Yeah, fuck south Carolina. Kill as many people there as you can monkeys.

I'm team catastrophe on Americans now. Cheering for hurricanes, fires, and super powered monkeys

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7 minutes ago, RPM said:

There's only 1 man to call.

Nolan Ryan Ex-Ambassador for the Snow Monkeys

You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.

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30 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.

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But he can train them to throw 100mph poo high and tight.

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It wasn't me, I swear.

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

You keep him. I am calling her. She tames them.

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There is a large one in Bastrop. Supports MD Anderson. Every so often one would get out. I always pictured a lost colony sitting in the trees along 71 flinging poo.

That is [mention=1551]TxTow[/mention]
2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


That is [mention=1551]TxTow[/mention]

on this thread? Really? Stop flinging poo.

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

4 weeks from now we get this

 

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Edited by mchookem

13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or play football.

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17 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or play football.

If they are fast enough to play a zone defense, Florida will take them right now.

I guess the movie was wrong, I thought there were only 12 monkies. And they were an army.

Technology is amazing...we can get men to the moon and back but the instruction "see lock, engage lock" escapes us.  Literally, escapes us.

Were they all jumping on the bed beforehand?  Because if that was the case, perhaps a few fell off and broke their head?

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Location of the facility on Google Maps.

Those Yemassee urbanites are likely much better staff than those Salkehatchie rubes.   I mean, for things like monkey lock closings and such…

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Location of the facility on Google Maps.

I have some family in Beaufort. So this hits close to their home. 

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