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Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

They can’t afford it. Believe me they would have done it if they could. Agents for these HC’s making football a shitty place. Contracts should be based on prior success, the going rate for a P5 and have merit based components to them. I mean no one needs to be as dumb as aggy with Dumbo but still. This shit of paying these dudes even half of what Saban was making is ridiculous. 

we should be paying Sark that much tho

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  • My working theory is that Moore is tied up somewhere in the locker room and Cook stole his jersey 

  • You only saw marginal improvement? Were you fucking high?

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    The drop is 100% on Moore. Ewers's inaccurate throw could be blamed for a non-touchdown because Moore had to slow down but the lack of a long completion is 100% Moore.

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13 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

WTF are you bitching about 

sarcasm escapes some people. 

I’m glad Quinn has his confidence back. The biggest surprise to me was seeing him take the 9 yard run.

That 9 yard run setup the 4th anf go for it.

So, do we drop a spot in the SEC power rankings?

McDonalds should out-do Popeyes and offer a reconstituted Turkey McNugget for Thanksgiving. Just a giant ball of turkey paste shaped as your favorite animals, like star fish or smiley faces. Served with Thanksgiving Sauce and a cranberry pum'kin spice cookie for dessert.

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I really believe Ole Miss can take on Georgia. 

Depends on whether Freshwater and Dart pee down their leg or not

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I am kinda of refrerimf taking xanax with 2 fummies

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6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Listen, I'm on drugs right now. I'm struggling to r read shit. I'm sorry. 

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

9-1-1 looks so dumb. Like the lowest common denominator would watch that 


have you been paying attention to the wider world this week?

Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

McDonalds should out-do Popeyes and offer a reconstituted Turkey McNugget for Thanksgiving. Just a giant ball of turkey paste shaped as your favorite animals, like star fish or smiley faces. Served with Thanksgiving Sauce and a cranberry pum'kin spice cookie for dessert.

Serve it on mcpumpkin buns.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

THE most frustrating QB we ever had was Chris Simms. His Dad was the same way; absolutely drove the Big Tuna nuts. Because they would both be insanely good at times, just perfect flawless accuracy and reads like Super Bowl XXI or 2002 A&M... and then they would have games like the '01 Big XII title game and... well, most of the 1990 regular season.

Very true. But that was like a whole game of sick…. Which seems more understandable.

QE can flash HOF and peewee suck in the same game, the same drive, series, and in sometimes the SAME play.

IDK how that’s possible but GenZ is full of surprises.

2 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Hey, Ali, we will water bottle your ass, bitch!

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I'm ass, my dude

I’m know he has four TD passes, but I think my favorite play by Quinn in that first half was his willingness to step up in the pocket and run for nine yards on that 3rd and 10 that set up the fourth down conversion. Overall, it seems like he’s not playing scared of exacerbating an injury today. As others have said, it appears he has much more confidence than we’ve seen recently. 

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Four TDs, not five

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


have you been paying attention to the wider world this week?

I also donr believe Rob Low as a Texas in 9qq Texas or why every it I s

The Mr. Said we should have declined the holding on Floriduh and I said nope take the 10 make it 3rd 14 then we'll sack the QB.  He said Holy Shit! You nailed it.   I said you're welcome lmao .   

I hope the defense keeps the pressure on. A fresh VB on the DL should feast.  I wanna see arch 

3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

McDonalds should out-do Popeyes and offer a reconstituted Turkey McNugget for Thanksgiving. Just a giant ball of turkey paste shaped as your favorite animals, like star fish or smiley faces. Served with Thanksgiving Sauce and a cranberry pum'kin spice cookie for dessert.

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1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I’m know he has five  four  TD passes, but I think my favorite play by Quinn in that first half was his willingness to step up in the pocket and run for nine yards on that 3rd and 10 that set up the fourth down conversion. Overall, it seems like he’s not playing scared of exasperating an injury today. As others have said, it appears he has much more confidence than we’ve seen recently. 

FIFY

Let's step it up in the 2nd half.  Owens needs snaps.

Listen, I'm on drugs right now. I'm struggling to r read shit. I'm sorry. 

Me too but on Vicodin after my surgery. This is the most enjoyable Saturday in a good while, lol.
Just now, JBJ said:

Let's step it up in the 2nd half.  Owens needs snaps.

Remind me who Owens is again? 

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Me too but on Vicodin after my surgery. This is the most enjoyable Saturday in a good while, lol.

Yes. Yes it is. 

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

It will soon be Manning time…..

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5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

McDonalds should out-do Popeyes and offer a reconstituted Turkey McNugget for Thanksgiving. Just a giant ball of turkey paste shaped as your favorite animals, like star fish or smiley faces. Served with Thanksgiving Sauce and a cranberry pum'kin spice cookie for dessert.

F**k McDonalds! I’m never eating there again. Now Popeyes? Yummmmm

Speaking of drugs, bout to start rolling up some of Colorady’s finest to celebrate this ass kicking after I’m done with my Quinn & Sark Zyn. Should make for a smooth ride for the completion of this smooth buttfucking.

Not sure Ive ever seen a fan bitching about running up the score in the first half. Rough week to be a  Florida fan. Their best bet is probably to have their hoops coach take in the field in the second half and chase our team around the field with his cock out. 

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Quinn has had 2 very well thrown deep balls and Moore dropped em both lol. 

He catches those maybe Q has 6TDs and looks like a cheat code QB

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Sure looks like it

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm against drugs, so if you find any hand them over to me and I'll give them to the right drawer to put them in. 

Ya I hate this Green Dot Picasso half I picked up recently I’m going to have to light it on fire.

11 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I really believe Ole Miss can take on Georgia. 

I agree. But I think depends on which UGA shows up. They're as schizophrenic as we are

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Advantage aggy.

Graham is licking his chops about the write up for this game. I expect multiple, multiple references to FL injuries, home cooking by the refs, somehow saying the SEC is a grind for FL and that’s why they have so many injuries and suck vs the non-SEC grind for the good guys. Also, he’ll somehow equate Moss being out with that being a part of THE PLAN that The Elk has been trying to implement. 
Lastly, he tie in that records don’t count and ags will make the CFP because of 2 quality loses and after Thanksgiving, he’ll go back to that when the ags have at least 3 losses but that doesn’t matter because the ags are that good

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