Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.6k
  • Views 110.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • My working theory is that Moore is tied up somewhere in the locker room and Cook stole his jersey 

  • You only saw marginal improvement? Were you fucking high?

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    The drop is 100% on Moore. Ewers's inaccurate throw could be blamed for a non-touchdown because Moore had to slow down but the lack of a long completion is 100% Moore.

Posted Images

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Sure looks like it

Who is it?

10 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Cannons are not artificial!

Anyway I had forgotten about that scoring streak.

Last time Texas played Florida, Texas won 26-0. The time before that, Texas won 12-0. I think we should continue their scoreless streak against us.

Edited by Valmy77

9 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

9-1-1 looks so dumb. Like the lowest common denominator would watch that 

We watched before they started to make shit up.  911 Lonestar is worse 

I really believe Ole Miss can take on Georgia. 

Georgia hears the noise and upset predictions. They’ll be ready.
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Not sure Ive ever seen a fan bitching about running up the score in the first half. Rough week to be a  Florida fan. Their best bet is probably to have their hoops coach take in the field in the second half and chase our team the team around the field with his cock out. 

image.png.ff61e16c2bd72d565621e5970aa1d375.png

cause there has never been a 28 point deficit overcome in college football ever?

 

thats a sandy vag venting for venting sake

I delivered a package to the Undertaker's house about a month ago. Had his wife's name on the package. Very nice house.

1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Ya I hate this Green Dot Picasso half I picked up recently I’m going to have to light it on fire.

I'll be watching closely. Just hand it over to be and I'll take one for the team. I don't want any of you hurt 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Time to celebrate
 

IMG_1717.thumb.jpeg.3f6c1fae09670ed6aa9b2f4acb8ba6e2.jpeg

 

This certainly does taste like 20%

Save some for next week.

14 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yes, but Florida that like 4 DBs go down on a single drive in Georgia game. They aren't playing the same group today.

Florida was missing like 6 DBs vs the aggys

Just now, Bevoette said:

We watched before they started to make shit up.  911 Lonestar is worse 

That's what it's called! Lonestar! I don't believe Rob Lowe is Texan. I like the guy, but no

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Not sure Ive ever seen a fan bitching about running up the score in the first half. Rough week to be a  Florida fan. Their best bet is probably to have their hoops coach take in the field in the second half and chase our team around the field with his cock out. 

image.png.ff61e16c2bd72d565621e5970aa1d375.png

 

I likes Mr. army_gator03's attitude.

Florida should just run it every play to get the game over.  They would score that way too.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

I delivered a package to the Undertaker's house about a month ago. Had his wife's name on the package. Very nice house.

For a graveyard

lol ok I'm actually feeling a little sorry for that freshman qb.

 

but just a little 😄

4 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Speaking of drugs, bout to start rolling up some of Colorady’s finest to celebrate this ass kicking after I’m done with my Quinn & Sark Zyn. Should make for a smooth ride for the completion of this smooth buttfucking.

 

Done had some of my own finest. Northern Lights before kick.

 

Bacon wrapped shrimp for halftime.

Who is it?

Looks an awful lot like Tony Hinchcliffe

Did he get more completions to Texas in last 5 throws?

Undertaker. This is the first time I’ve ever heard him talk.

He’s really good.

He’s usually just handing us big 12 championship trophies 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.