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Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots

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  • My working theory is that Moore is tied up somewhere in the locker room and Cook stole his jersey 

  • You only saw marginal improvement? Were you fucking high?

  • Huckleberry
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    The drop is 100% on Moore. Ewers's inaccurate throw could be blamed for a non-touchdown because Moore had to slow down but the lack of a long completion is 100% Moore.

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Just now, ztejas said:

He was a 1.000 5 star. He should be able to shake one defender that doesn't even have a good angle on him. 

When you're only effective when you have perfect pass protection you aren't very good. It shouldn't be a fuckin auto sack any time one rusher gets free. 

What the fuck are you talking about about?

How in the fuck is Bolden NEVER in position!?!?!

Big return if you, y’know, catch the punt.
3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What are you blaming Quinn for?

All the darts before the busted coverage. Admittedly, he dud fumble on the sack. Thankfully, it bounced right to him.

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

BERT IS ASS

I mean he shouldn't be asked to make 51yd FG he can't.

That is on Sark.

Just now, millhouse said:

Let's go get into FG range, then shoot ourselves in the foot and score nothing

ftfy

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Defense will keep us in the game. They appear to show up in every game. If only our offensive genius could fix the offense.

This.

Online needs to get heads out of ass and Quinn get the fucking ball out.

Even in that throw to Helm he was late and a better DB picks it off.

No slow shit Sark. Just get balls to play makers

Just now, Godzillatron said:


Big return if you, y’know, catch the punt.

Shoulda been a massive return

 

no one within 20 yards of him

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

He was a 1.000 5 star. He should be able to shake one defender that doesn't even have a good angle on him. 

When you're only effective when you have perfect pass protection you aren't very good. It shouldn't be a fuckin auto sack any time one rusher gets free. 

He’s a pocket passer with pressure right up the middle. That one wasn’t on him. 

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

I wish everybody would stop smelling their fingers, that shit is gross.

airplane movie get that finger out of your ear GIF

Just now, David Dennison said:

Does Gibson still play for Texas?

Probably the next one to portal. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

What the fuck are you talking about about?

He's saying when was the last time QE avoided a sack

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

What? 

you missed the replay on the sack where he clearly fumbled the ball. 

he got it back, but he fumbled. 

Flood + Veteran Oline = whiffing on basic stunts and blitzes.  How is that a thing?  Coach ‘em up or get smarter guys in there.  Geez.  

I don’t hate the “SEC command center view”

 

pretty good for getting a glimpse at  what the QB sees while seeing the traditional view

 

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Does Gibson still play for Texas?

I hope so. He can’t be any worse than Wisner blocking.
Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Shoulda been a massive return

 

no one within 20 yards of him

WTF was that. Like the punter kicked it to the wrong side of the field 

+1 for Gibson. It’s not like Wisner is a plus pass blocker how much worse can it be. So we give up the swing passes, is it really that much of a hinderance.

Gentlemen, if we can't score more than 4 tuddy's this game, I may take one for the team and take xanax and gummies to relieve my pain inside my heart. 

Both of the UF stunts came right up the middle.  One might think we’d protect the shortest distance to the statue … where’s the C?

It’s time for open campus tryouts for kicking talent. 😣 

Teams know you can blitz this team and Quinn isn’t a mobile threat.  Blitz all game and we I. Trouble 

Was that quinn's fault? Or is Campbell supposed to hit that receiver.

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

That’s like having a solid 8.5 in your bedroom and she takes a shit on your bed and leaves 

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's saying when was the last time QE avoided a sack

That was a free rushers up the middle. Not many QBs are avoiding that. 

great....

 

shitty throw loses us a td and now another shitty throw almost picked. 

 

we fucking suck

Omg how do you miss that? No pressure! 

Ewers.

He has no confidence WTF?

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