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Punter as a weapon to kill the clock…

 

is that allowed? 

Just now, hookem48 said:

Kirby Smart spends the whole fucking game 10 yards onto the field and the other team gets warned. lol

That’s the SEC for you. 

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Going  to enjoy the Miami halftime coverage after all the shameless knob-slobbing by the mickey mouse Network.

Seems like our game against Georgia except Ole Miss has only given them one short field

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Oh look at that, drama queen announcers, it didn’t matter at all

now you say that

I can’t believe we lost to these meatsticks.

Just now, hookem48 said:

Kirby Smart spends the whole fucking game 10 yards onto the field and the other team gets warned. lol

He usually has some dude grabbing the waist of his pants to keep him off the field 

That isn't the same Kirby who coached against us. God teams love to get up for Texas. 

14 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I know I talk a lot of shit about Sark as a game day coach. But then I realize there are dipshits like Kirby Smart out there and feel a lot better about our situation.

I don't think I'd trade Sark for anyone in the country right now. It's a really fucking hard job and on top of that we're seeing more parity with NIL and the portal. Rhule (regardless of what you think about him as a coach) had a great bit talking about how competitive the landscape is right now - and that it's becoming more like the NFL. 

Sometimes you don't play well and someone just has your number. Going 12-0 is hard for anyone that plays a real schedule. I mean shit man - as bad as OU and Michigan have looked at times those aren't gimmie wins and we went in and blew both of their doors off. Vandy is a good football team and we didn't play up to standard that game but still stayed on the right side of the W/L column. 

As a total package it's hard to do it better than Sark. From handling the media to managing a staff to recruiting to xs and os - we're extremely lucky that the hire has worked out as well as it has. Doesn't make him perfect and doesn't mean we can't continue to get better - but for now - he has us where Texas should be every season.

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1 minute ago, nycHorn said:

I can’t believe we lost to these meatsticks.

We wouldn't have if Quinn played like Dart in that game.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Going 12-0 is hard

So, you're saying winning is hard?

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, you're saying winning is hard?

Bruh trying to reason with the unreasonable haha

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, you're saying winning is hard?

Well it wasn't hard today. 

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24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't think I'd trade Sark for anyone in the country right now. It's a really fucking hard job and on top of that we're seeing more parity with NIL and the portal. Rhule (regardless of what you think about him as a coach) had a great bit talking about how competitive the landscape is right now - and that it's becoming more like the NFL. 

Sometimes you don't play well and someone just has your number. Going 12-0 is hard for anyone that plays a real schedule. I mean shit man - as bad as OU and Michigan have looked at times those aren't gimmie wins and we went in and blew both of their doors off. Vandy is a good football team and we didn't play up to standard that game but still stayed on the right side of the W/L column. 

As a total package it's hard to do it better than Sark. From handling the media to managing a staff to recruiting to xs and os - we're extremely lucky that the hire has worked out as well as it has. Doesn't make him perfect and doesn't mean we can't continue to get better - but for now - he has us where Texas should be every season.

I wouldn’t trade Sark away for all the reasons stated in your first paragraph. The recruiting momentum and how savvy he is with the portal is something he have to hang onto. With his staff, he’ll eventually get it right and win it all.

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I wouldn’t trade Sark away for all the reasons stated in your first paragraph. The recruiting momentum and how savvy he is with the portal is something he have to hang onto. With his staff, he’ll eventually get it right and win it all.

Just hire Saban as a consultant to tell you Bert should never kick a 45+ yard field goal, call timeout here, punt here and for the LOVE OF GOD stop doing play action when nobody respects your run game.

Okay. There you go. Keep pouring it on. 

Turns out, if you can block the Georgia pass rush, their defense is very vulnerable.

God that was beautiful. Passing all over them so easily 

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Dart playing how we all wish Quinn would play.

Ole Miss oline playing how I wish our oline would have played. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Turns out, if you can block the Georgia pass rush, their defense is very vulnerable.

Turns out? We've known that all season. 

Yeah if Ewers wasn’t shell shocked and the OL wasn’t garbage I’m sure Texas could have done this. 

What would be the implications of a Georgia L on the conference title picture? We'd still need them to drop one more, right? Because they have head-to-head?

No they would have 2 conference losses.

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3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if this holds, what the fuck is pat going to do when we move up to #3 in the ap and cfp?

“The same flaws are still there that have always been and Texas still hasn’t been tested. Even Georgia isn’t that good and Texas couldn’t even compete with Georgia…

Meanwhile Aggy is still so much better and last week he was still just out to character and won’t happen again.  
 

Texas 7th. Aggy 2nd” 

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Don't count the dogs out yet. They are insanely talented and can back in any game. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Turns out? We've known that all season. 

Yes, it was more of self deprecating sarcasm. 

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

No they would have 2 conference losses.

Need OM and Bama to win today. Knock 2 more teams out of the 1 loss column 

2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

What would be the implications of a Georgia L on the conference title picture? We'd still need them to drop one more, right? Because they have head-to-head?

No, they would have 2 losses vs. our one loss unless we lose another game.

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

What would be the implications of a Georgia L on the conference title picture? We'd still need them to drop one more, right? Because they have head-to-head?

I'm not trying to be a dick but it's crazy how often this has to be explained when all of you can just look up SEC standings. 

Everyone in conference has a loss. Everyone. The only 1-loss teams are us, Georgia, LSU, Tenn and aggy. Us and aggy play. Tenn and UGA play.

If we win out we need two of three of Georgia, Tenn and LSU to drop a game to be GUARANTEED a spot. Georgia L here makes it just Tenn or LSU that need to lose. Georgia L here and Bama W later means we control our own destiny full stop.

Savvy?

45 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Kirby Smart spends the whole fucking game 10 yards onto the field and the other team gets warned. lol

But Kirby's a good sport...  😒

One thing about Beck he gone lead a clutch drive with a clutch play on 3rd down 

So did Kirby and his team come to take pictures?

ole miss defense playin nasty today...

jawja looks stunned

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not trying to be a dick but it's crazy how often this has to be explained when all of you can just look up SEC standings. 

Everyone in conference has a loss. Everyone. The only 1-loss teams are us, Georgia, LSU, Tenn and aggy. Us and aggy play. Tenn and UGA play.

If we win out we need two of three of Georgia, Tenn and LSU to drop a game to be GUARANTEED a spot. Georgia L here makes it just Tenn or LSU that need to lose. Georgia L here and Bama W later means we control our own destiny full stop.

Savvy?

Yeah Georgia loss pretty makes us faves for an SEC title game as long as we win out. 

LSU losing pretty much guarantees it. 

Just about to say Ole Miss D was piss but then....

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