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My dog watching game with me now.

Yeah, the Ben discussion and statement earlier today during the ESPN Game Day had my tearing up

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1 minute ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Now that Georgia lost, I'm not so sure. 

If we win out, there's a potential that there's a 3 way tie at the top... Texas Tennessee and LSU.

No head to head matchups there. The only opponents common to all 3 are Oklahoma, Arkansas, Florida, and Vandy.

If all 3 teams win out, then the only loss to the common opponents would be Tennessee losing to Arkansas. (All 3 teams would've beaten OU, Florida, and Vandy. Tex/LSU would've beaten Arkansas)

I would think that puts us and LSU in the CCG.

You're introducing a ton of hypotheticals. Alabama winning tonight without a doubt increases Texas chances of playing in Atlanta. Like there's not even a debate to be had.

Is there a chance it winds up not mattering? Sure. 

Just now, TOR said:

Oh man, not Ben.  Feel bad for Herbie.

Saw the tweet earlier this week. Apparently Ben has been getting chemo all season... Cancer finally spread and they had to put him down. 

Fuck cancer, for our pets too.

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I can't imagine playing with two dislocated toes.
Not even sure how that happens.

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You're introducing a ton of hypotheticals. Alabama winning tonight without a doubt increases Texas chances of playing in Atlanta. Like there's not even a debate to be had.

Is there a chance it winds up not mattering? Sure. 

I mean, I'm introducing 3 hypotheticals. Texas wins out. Tennessee wins out. LSU wins out. All realistic. All likely? Eh who knows, especially in this chaotic season. 

But if I'm reading tie breaking rules correctly, Georgia's loss today means we control our own destiny regardless of what happens in this game

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

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I'm having a little trouble finding that on Amazon

Just now, ATXbronco said:

I'm having a little trouble finding that on Amazon

Sounds like it’s medicine for a bull.

Just now, TheBryMan81 said:

But if I'm reading tie breaking rules correctly, Georgia's loss today means we control our own destiny

I believe that's correct, because we can beat aggy ourselves.  There can't be more than three 1-loss teams now.  All we have to do is have the tie-breaker over 1 of the other 2, which we would.

This game is going to be a high scoring affair. Neither defense really can stop the other I don’t think. 

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25 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Holly

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She’s a cancer survivor. So I think she rocks. 

5 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Different conference, same message. Drugs are bad, kids!

Mr Mackey Ok GIF by South Park

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5 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

But if I'm reading tie breaking rules correctly, Georgia's loss today means we control our own destiny regardless of what happens in this game

No, we don't. If LSU wins us, LSU and Tenn could all finish with 1 loss. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I believe that's correct, because we can beat aggy ourselves.  There can't be more than three 1-loss teams now.  All we have to do is have the tie-breaker over 1 of the other 2, which we would.

We would not have played either team. Why would we have tiebreaker over either? Unless there's something I'm missing. 

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm having a little trouble finding that on Amazon

It's like ibuprofen but a lot stronger/harsher on the kidneys. You can get it OTC in India but it's prescription-only here

Just now, Topper13 said:

Why not go under center, there?

Is that even legal now?

Just now, ztejas said:

No, we don't. If LSU wins us, LSU and Tenn could all finish with 1 loss. 

We would not have played either team. Why would we have tiebreaker over either? Unless there's something I'm missing. 

Because after head-to-head, to goes to record against common opponents.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Because after head-to-head, to goes to record against common opponents.

Gotcha. And there's no way that changes between here and now?

Just now, ztejas said:

No, we don't. If LSU wins us, LSU and Tenn could all finish with 1 loss. 

We would not have played either team. Why would we have tiebreaker over either? Unless there's something I'm missing. 

First tiebreaker is head to head, which doesn't exist between any of the three teams. 

Second tie breaker is record vs common opponents. Against opponents common to all three teams, Tennessee would have the only loss (vs Arkansas). So Texas and LSU would own the tiebreaker and be in the CCG.

Third tiebreaker I think is opponents cumulative conference winning percentage, which is impossible to forecast at this point 

I like how we're hashing this out and making sure we have the tiebreaker right while Bama might just be skullfucking LSU anyway.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Gotcha. And there's no way that changes between here and now?

Since Tennessee lost to Arkansas and LSU has beaten Arkansas, if we win out, LSU and Texas would own the common opponent tie breaker over Tennessee (all three teams all beat the other common opponents). I can't see a way that tie breaker changes if all 3 teams win out 

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3 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

First tiebreaker is head to head, which doesn't exist between any of the three teams. 

Second tie breaker is record vs common opponents. Against opponents common to all three teams, Tennessee would have the only loss (vs Arkansas). So Texas and LSU would own the tiebreaker and be in the CCG.

Third tiebreaker I think is opponents cumulative conference winning percentage, which is impossible to forecast at this point 

Okay I get it. Thanks G.

This shit is all so fucking stupid. There needs to be divisions or pods or something. 

The fact that it would come down to all three of our results against just one team because we don't even have two opponents in common is absurd. 

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15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Try this instead

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Umm wtf is that. Seems alabama amd Georgia have some pull with the refs and the sec

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I like how we're hashing this out and making sure we have the tiebreaker right while Bama might just be skullfucking LSU anyway.

Oooooh we got a long way to go boy 😁

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Okay I get it. Thanks G.

This shit is all so fucking stupid. There needs to be divisions or pods or something. 

There's still hope that we'll get 4 pods with 9 conference games.

1 minute ago, UTGrad98 said:

Umm wtf is that. Seems alabama amd Georgia have some pull with the refs and the sec

The replay they showed wasn't on the goal line so looked short when I don't think it was.

2 minutes ago, beer said:

Try this instead

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Had a lovely nurse give me a shot of Demerol, once. It felt like I was floating above myself, while watching myself. Fucking nuts.

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

LSU needs to score on this series. 

They should also consider putting their defense on the field.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I like how we're hashing this out and making sure we have the tiebreaker right while Bama might just be skullfucking LSU anyway.

Kind of more like a dry-humping so far, but LSU doesn't seem able to make it stop.  So it's going to get worse.

5 minutes ago, beer said:

Try this instead

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

They should also consider putting their defense on the field.

ERROR: the object "defense" does not exist

I don’t think there has ever been a more miserable son of a bitch than Brian Kelly.

Nutzbiter still kinds of seems like he sucks.  Figured he would improve as the season went along, but nope.

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3 minutes ago, Stringer said:

I don’t think there has ever been a more miserable son of a bitch than Brian Kelly.

He's such a fuckhead. I've kind of always had a soft spot for LSU but he's ruining that. 

Nice return.

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Just now, TOR said:

Nutzbiter

Nah you're crazy 😂

McConaughey needs to quit making these dumb commercials and do another True Detective.  

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