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Just now, TOR said:

McConaughey needs to quit making these dumb commercials and do another True Detective.  

Yeah, man. Season 1 was tits.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's such a fuckhead. I've kind of always had a soft spot for LSU but he's ruining that. 

I did too because aggy hates them so much but he ruined it.

Just now, Horn80 said:

I did too because aggy hates them so much but he ruined it.

They need to bring back Orgeron. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nah you're crazy 😂

Buttsmiter?

Just now, Topper13 said:

They need to bring back Orgeron. 

He fits there because he speaks crab.

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

They need to bring back Orgeron. 

Tell “em about it JoJo. 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'll give Milroe this - he's built like a brick shit house 

Really think DeBoer kind of over-loaded him with too much coaching at first and he kernel-panicked.  Now he's settled down some and is back to being a threat.

Nice 1st down.

Death taxes and Alabama getting away with MURDER

 

This program needs to get humbled back to the stone age

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Tell “em about it JoJo. 

Hummer is the best vehicle on the road

Have I mentioned it for the 100th time we need back channel and get either Justice Haynes or one of the UF RB'S. We need them in case the worst happens. We cannot rely on Blue or Wisner to pass block, but Gibson is learning. 

Milroe learned how to pass recently. He was just a deep ball or run guy before. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Really think DeBoer kind of over-loaded him with too much coaching at first and he kernel-panicked.  Now he's settled down some and is back to being a threat.

Nice 1st down.

Yep. He's called down a ton. I expect this game to be 42-17

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Death taxes and Alabama getting away with MURDER

 

This program needs to get humbled back to the stone age

That would be Penn State.

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7 minutes ago, TOR said:

McConaughey needs to quit making these dumb commercials and do another True Detective.  

I kind of like the Uber Eats commercial.

He needs to quit posing for pics with Tony Hinchcliffe's fuckass. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Have I mentioned it for the 100th time we need back channel and get either Justice Haynes or one of the UF RB'S. We need them in case the worst happens. We cannot rely on Blue or Wisner to pass block, but Gibson is learning. 

A 230lb mofo that doesn't fumble rather than smurfs.

Or Baxter coming back in form.

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Hummer is the best vehicle on the road

It's a Tahoe with a different body.

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5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He fits there because he speaks crab.

Crab? You would say some ignorant shit like that.

He speaks crawdad. 

Just now, TOR said:

A 230lb mofo that doesn't fumble rather than smurfs.

Or Baxter coming back in form.

My dream scenario. Two muscle bound mofo's ready to punch your intestines out of your ass. Gimme. 

I like how we're hashing this out and making sure we have the tiebreaker right while Bama might just be skullfucking LSU anyway.

Never mind we need to get by Arky…8a13cb4d121fe44a19df6140dd454b0a.jpg
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8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I did too because aggy hates them so much but he ruined it.

aggy hates everyone that plays better football than them.

Which is an extensive list. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

A 230lb mofo that doesn't fumble rather than smurfs.

Or Baxter coming back in form.

It's a Tahoe with a different body.

 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I kind of like the Uber Eats commercial.

He needs to quit posing for pics with Tony Hinchcliffe's fuckass. 

That would be awesome if I didn't draft McCaffrey in rd 1

 

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So much time in this one.

I don't think we're close to done yet. I also don't think Bama is very good. 

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

 

Shit I forgot all about that one.  Still thinking Colonel Reb Is Crying.

Damn that was a nice catch, does Taylor have any eligibility left?  And does he need a new car?

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Just now, General Specific said:


I like that better. Nutzerbittet or what ev, to close to Nitzer Ebb, good group, from along time ago.

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LSU WR got away with a facemask there.

Let's chill on the ref conspiracy commentary for a sec.

Umm, that was textbook targeting, helmet to helmet on a defenseless receiver.  

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Just now, ztejas said:

LSU WR got away with a facemask there.

Let's chill on the ref conspiracy commentary for a sec.

Sounds exactly like what someone involved in the Ref Conspiracy would say.

I bet Harlem Berry is looking at this game thinking "I could change this entire outcome". 

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Just now, TOR said:

Sounds exactly like what someone involved in the Ref Conspiracy would say.

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Also. Let's back channel for Ryan Williams, give him a Lambo, all the white women, and name a building after him. 

Too late to trade Jontay for him?

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Too late to trade Jontay for him?

One has skill, the other has...problems. But I would take the trade 

2 minutes ago, General Specific said:


A first rounder to be named later sort of thing? I’m with ya.

Maserati or Honda Accord, depending on performance.

3 minutes ago, General Specific said:


A first rounder to be named later sort of thing? I’m with ya.

Whats Thomas Johnson up to these days?

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

aggy hates everyone that plays better football than them.

Which is an extensive list. 

Not exactly. They hero worship a good deal. Hell, how great and awesome was SC this week? Amazing.. no hate.. they are awesome.

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Those rain-drenched LSU gals looked fun. 

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