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Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense. You have to be fucking kidding me.

@Anastasis, the thread you asked for.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

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    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

@Anastasis, the thread country you asked for.

FIFY

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

FIFY

 

13 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense. You have to be fucking kidding me.

 

LOL. Google image search. 

 

Fox News Host Pete Hegseth to Headline Tennessee Firearms Association  Legislative Action Committee's 2024 Convention - Tennessee Star

This dude may be ok afterall. 

Pete Hegseth: Faith, Family, Freedom, and the American Mind | Nashville  Christian Family Magazine

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Haven't watched this yet, full disclosure.

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

This dude may be ok afterall. 

Pete Hegseth: Faith, Family, Freedom, and the American Mind | Nashville  Christian Family Magazine

Are they Mormon, because they look Mormon.

6 minutes ago, Burt said:

Are they Mormon, because they look Mormon.

Three children (not their mom), three steps, and a bastard.  Tits McGee there is something of a whore, and so is he.  In addition to being a dbag deluxe.

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Welp...Elmo and Vivek, Department of Government Efficiency.

Just an absolute fucking joke. Elmo shouldn't sniff a damned thing since he lied about his immigration status. Only seems fair. Need to find out if these positions need confirmation. If not, every Republican that bitched and moaned about Obama's unconfirmed czars can go fuck themselves.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Three children (not their mom), three steps, and a bastard.  Tits McGee there is something of a whore.

You weren't kidding. He really does have three baby mamas!  He was destined to join this administration.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Welp...Elmo and Vivek, Department of Government Efficiency.

 

I mean let's be honest. Fuck yes. 

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You are a moron.

Vivek is awesome. Stefanik and Rubio should be shot into the sun, 

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We should definitely have someone with billions in government contracts be in charge of part of the government

Just now, safe sex said:

We should definitely have someone with billions in government contracts be in charge of part of the government

Elon will flame out of this admin. Two narcissists in too close of an orbit. Vivek and Vance have political potential though. 

it’ll be a revolving door 

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The amount of panic in the DC business circle is going to be fascinating. All the companies vying for NASA bids should just pack it up.

What is scary is they will have the WH ear on what they think is important.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

The amount of panic in the DC business circle is going to be fascinating. All the companies vying for NASA bids should just pack it up.

What is scary is they will have the WH ear on what they think is important.

I would be very sincerely interested in your take on Hegseth, and that interview posted. 

This sounds like right wing media personality Mad Libs. 

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I already hate the country this is about to become.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I already hate the country this is about to become.

You should hate the one we are. Maybe we can lock matt miller and hegseth in a room together. 

Hegseth has been running grifting PACs and on Fox News, his concern is keeping Woke out of the military.  He achieved the rank of major, his service can in no way be impugned but he is no more qualified than any other former 04 to run the DoD.  Things are going to get stupid so fast, usually the DoD is the last  domino to get treated like this.  
 

Toonces look out! @Chad Fuck

Hegseth advocates nuclear first strikes so it makes perfect sense that Ana likes him.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You should hate the one we are. Maybe we can lock matt miller and hegseth in a room together. 

Yeah, but if you hate having herpes, then you get full-blown AIDS, the herpes probably doesn't piss you off as much?

We really need to get Annie Jacobsen on Fox and Friends so she can discuss her Nuclear War book and maybe that will actually scare dipshit into not wanting to nuke everyone. 

51 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I mean let's be honest. Fuck yes. 

What makes you excited about the appointments? I'm worried about all the agencies and important oversight that's gonna be going away, not to mention that enforcement for laws that trump disagrees with is going to stop completely 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

This dude may be ok afterall. 

Pete Hegseth: Faith, Family, Freedom, and the American Mind | Nashville  Christian Family Magazine

Definitely fertile 

5 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

lol we’re going to war with Iran

You really think it matters?

7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Hegseth advocates nuclear first strikes so it makes perfect sense that Ana likes him.

That's close to what France has. They warn with a nuclear strike.

9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Hegseth has been running grifting PACs and on Fox News, his concern is keeping Woke out of the military.  He achieved the rank of major, his service can in no way be impugned but he is no more qualified than any other former 04 to run the DoD.  Things are going to get stupid so fast, usually the DoD is the last  domino to get treated like this.  
 

Toonces look out! @Chad Fuck

Well, I'd say that because his service was in the Minnesota National Guard, he's less qualified than the average O4.  Not that I am impugning his service per se.

And, normally you'd think he'd be well-advised by senior civilian and military staff, but you can't count on that anymore.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Marco Rubio, Secretary of State

there are rumors that DeSantis will appoint Lara Trump to Marco's seat.  

Rubio has been conspicuously absent from the official announcements and there is a MAGA revolt.  They want Grenell. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Three children (not their mom), three steps, and a bastard.  Tits McGee there is something of a whore, and so is he.  In addition to being a dbag deluxe.

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16 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Hegseth advocates nuclear first strikes so it makes perfect sense that Ana likes him.

I mean I don't know the guy at all, but with a family like that I doubt that he fundamentally rejects American nuclear deterrence doctrine. He may very well be pro-genocide though, which would put him in good company with most of the current admin. 

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5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, I'd say that because his service was in the Minnesota National Guard, he's less qualified than the average O4.  Not that I am impugning his service per se.

And, normally you'd think he'd be well-advised by senior civilian and military staff, but you can't count on that anymore.

I served 6 years in the military including deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan as well as rescue and relief operations for multiple hurricanes including Hurricane Katrina. I have a Masters in Public Affairs and have served in government for close to 20 years. I’m literally just as qualified as this fucking guy and that is ludicrous to say out loud.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Welp...Elmo and Vivek, Department of Government Efficiency.

Just an absolute fucking joke. Elmo shouldn't sniff a damned thing since he lied about his immigration status. Only seems fair. Need to find out if these positions need confirmation. If not, every Republican that bitched and moaned about Obama's unconfirmed czars can go fuck themselves.

 

 

The irony of creating additional government bureaucracy and spending on said department to address governmental efficiency is not lost upon me.

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3 minutes ago, royiv said:

The irony of creating additional government bureaucracy and spending on said department to address governmental efficiency is not lost upon me.

Not just that, the department of efficiency has two bosses! It's a fucking farce lol

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I served 6 years in the military including deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan as well as rescue and relief operations for multiple hurricanes including Hurricane Katrina. I have a Masters in Public Affairs and have served in government for close to 20 years. I’m literally just as qualified as this fucking guy and that is ludicrous to say out loud.

You are more qualified. 
 

I am not even a fan of giving the role to former flag officers, especially with little separation from the uniformed services as it’s a fundamentally different role to run the bureaucracy and be a civilian advisor.  
 

But damn, a Fox News host who ran PACs and wrote a book about Woke. 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

The amount of panic in the DC business circle is going to be fascinating.

Based on my daughter, the amount of panic in the DC underpaid-with-a-shitty-marketing degree circles is also quite fascinating.

17 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

That's close to what France has. They warn with a nuclear strike.

France has the United States. Russia's not worried about France.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

There is absolutely nothing Graham will not say or do in order to gain more power. The day he dies will be the 2nd best Magaworld death behind their orange god.

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