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#151
Attorney General Matt Gaetz's "not involved in sex trafficking" T-shirt has a lot of people at his confirmation hearing asking questions already answered by his shirt.

That hearing will be pretty entertaining up until the moment when he’s easily confirmed. 

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  • 956 Worldwide
    956 Worldwide

    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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#152

Conservatives thinking they'd get a serious person as AG- I'm stunned, I'm pissed. It's Matt Gaetz. 

#153
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

boebert to dept of ed has to be from the onion ?

 

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

tulsi gabbard for national intelligence director ?????

 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's not kidding.  It's Gaetz.  

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#154
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

OMFG... That's it, I'm officially done. I don't fucking care anymore. Burn it to the fucking ground

This is where I’m at. Give Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock cabinet positions too, who gives a fuck. We are broken beyond any repair or #resistance  

#155

So basically anybody that supported Trump the last few years gets a big position in the government whether they are qualified or not for it.  So where do MTG, Boebert and the rest of the Trumpers end up so they can destroy what's left of this country?  

#157

so i can't find anything on Boebert re: DoE...? i mean 💯 believable, i'm expecting it, but just trying to confirm...

#159
6 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

That hearing will be pretty entertaining up until the moment when he’s easily confirmed. 

Lol there will be no hearing.

#160
It will be an honor to serve as President Trump’s Attorney General!

 

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Lol there will be no hearing.

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#161
17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Attorney General Matt Gaetz.

the only winner with this pick is Merrick Garland.  they found a replacement who will be even worse.

#163

Fucking Matt Gaetz took a cell phone into a SCIF, and now he's the AG.  

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#164
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

They’re going to fuck it up even worse than I thought. 

At this point, that’s a given. It’s what America voted for so, let’s get it over with. Fuck everyone who voted for this fuck

#165
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking Matt Gaetz took a cell phone into a SCIF, and now he's the AG.  

 

have to blow up on tiktok to impress the young ladies !

#166

I thought the nominee for Sec of Defense was ridiculous.  
 

I cannot think of a more unfit candidate for AG than Gaetz so this is perfect.  I’ve been trying to see all of this disappointment with some optimism but I think I’ll join @Brisketexan on Team World Has Gone to Shit.  

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#168
7 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So basically anybody that supported Trump the last few years gets a big position in the government whether they are qualified or not for it.

Except for…

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Did all that shuckin and jivin for nothing fucking cucks.

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#169
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

They’re going to fuck it up even worse than I thought. 

My favorite so far is that the Office of Government Efficiency has two people doing the job one person could do.

You can't make this shit up.

#172
1st, what's the Christian far right?It's a coalition of different Christian social movts bound together by aggressive theologies & (often but not always) white supremacy.This is the extreme, militant end of the spectrum of what is popularly called "Christian nationalism." 3/

 

#173
2 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

0% chance Gaetz is confirmed.  Zero. 

Over the weekend, Mr. Trump insisted on social media that Republicans select a new Senate majority leader willing to call recesses during which he could unilaterally appoint personnel, allowing him to sidestep the confirmation process. His allies immediately applauded the idea, intensifying pressure on G.O.P. lawmakers to acquiesce.

Trump’s Demand to Skirt Senate Confirmations Poses Early Test of a Radical Second Term - The New York Times

#174
3 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

0% chance Gaetz is confirmed.  Zero. 

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#177
2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I seriously think they're angling for the Senate to reject several of their nominees.

 

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#178
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Except for…

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Did all that shuckin and jivin for nothing fucking cucks.

Where does this guy land?

 

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#179
1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So secretary of energy will be MTG right? 

Do they control the space lasers?

#180
2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I seriously think they're angling for the Senate to reject several of their nominees.

“All I have left is Mike Flynn.” 

#184

I have to stop paying any attention to news/politics for my own sanity. I'll just be blissfully ignorant until the shit hits the fan. 

#185
22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
It will be an honor to serve as President Trump’s Attorney General!

 

 

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and people say that the right is bad at comedy.

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#187
BREAKING: We are resurfacing this clip of Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin calling Matt Gaetz a sexual predator for no particular reason.

 

Kevin McCarthy on Matt Gaetz: “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old…”

 

#188
23 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“All I have left is Mike Flynn.” 

Director of National intelligence….. watch

 

mved too slow. Looks like it’s Tulsi!

yeah?!

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#189

I was going to ask that folks provide sources for their simple "XX for cabinet post YY" posts.  Because I thought one or two of them really had to be Onion jokes.  They just HAD to be.

Eileen Cannon as the next SC nominee will no longer surprise me.

#190
I have to stop paying any attention to news/politics for my own sanity. I'll just be blissfully ignorant until the shit hits the fan. 

This is where I am at.
#192
2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The Kremlin Cabinet

Remember when Red Dawn was a cautionary tale?

On Nov. 5th, the country voted for it.

#194
2 hours ago, Red Five said:


It’s taking an insane amount of effort to not say fuck it and completely unplug.

I take some solace in the fact they we're about to witness incompetency levels heretofore unseen. That should slow down the lasting and permanent damage that they inevitably cause...you know, if they weren't also well-positioned to rubber stamp every dumb ass idea that Fox News suggests.

#195

I have to admit--this one legitimately caused me to burst out laughing.

And I'm now at the @aggie08 school of thought.  These bunch of dumbfucks may have the very worst of intentions, but they don't have the brains to effectuate any of their goals.

#196
31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
It will be an honor to serve as President Trump’s Attorney General!

 

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#197

lol 

*Gaetz walks into Oval Office, nut slaps Rubio* What’s up, Secretary? *double pistols* I’m a General, baby!*does a few bumps of adderall and texts his date to see if she’s done with junior varsity volleyball*- Ken Burns’ “Our American Dream 2026” documentary.

 

#198
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol 

*Gaetz walks into Oval Office, nut slaps Rubio* What’s up, Secretary? *double pistols* I’m a General, baby!*does a few bumps of adderall and texts his date to see if she’s done with junior varsity volleyball*- Ken Burns’ “Our American Dream 2026” documentary.

 

Gaetz and Rubio in the first cabinet meeting

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#199

What an absolute clown show.   Holy shit.

We are a couple of complimentary tweets, that go viral from 

Secretary of Labor Briscoe Cain!

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#200
Will Trump Pursue Bonkers Plan to Adjourn Both Houses of Congress? https://t.co/yR1ky2irDx
As predicate for Trump's exercise of adjournment power, one House of Congress would seek other House's consent to adjourn and be denied. So Speaker of House would need to be complicit in evisceration of Senate's advice-and-consent role.

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