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#1301
2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pic is from 2013, i believe... 

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I’m into this kind of Bondiage.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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#1302

Another roly poly little batfaced girl.

All along, along, there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations.

#1303
17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pic is from 2013, i believe... 

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I mean I guess some people are into the look. 

Pam Bondi

#1304
52 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Abbott/Paxton/Patrick are such pussies.  Dotard keeps nominating all these people from Florida and elsewhere and the Texans don’t get a sniff.  
 

They’ll continue to get on their knees for him and he will just take advantage.

And give him free land for his deportation policies, even paying for the camps. Already are, why would Trump change it?

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#1307
I don’t like this I feel like @mattgaetz is competing with me and may have turned into a unit of time. Matt stay in your lane!!

 

#1309
7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That headshot from Wiki is 13 years old when she was 47.   She's 60 now.  

So am I, and I wouldn't fuck that with Derka's dick.

#1310
3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This.

She’s in an ultra alt-right wing Hindu fucking cult.

That’s not hyperbole.

Shit is borked yo!

The Hare Krishnas are the fourth largest army in the world. And they already have the airports.    -Bill Hicks

#1311
🚨NEWS: Trump's new AG nominee Pam Bondi is the sister of the lawyer who represented Elon Musk & Tesla when they were charged with committing securities fraud.If confirmed, Bondi would be in a position to shut down DOJ's ongoing probe of Musk and Tesla. https://t.co/QVHhQInD1J

 

#1312

What happened to mypillow guy and Rudy?  I think they were declared losers and Trump is gonna leave them out in the cold?  Like a couple dogs...

#1313
9 hours ago, Pancho said:

So America is beholden to and, being run by, a foreigner

Trump advisor tells @jonkarl the message to Senate Republicans who try to oppose confirming Matt Gaetz: "If you are on the wrong side of the vote, you’re buying yourself a primary. That is all. And there’s a guy named Elon Musk who is going to finance it" @ABC

 

Ah, so the first of many empty threats that fails...

#1314
46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
🚨NEWS: Trump's new AG nominee Pam Bondi is the sister of the lawyer who represented Elon Musk & Tesla when they were charged with committing securities fraud.If confirmed, Bondi would be in a position to shut down DOJ's ongoing probe of Musk and Tesla. https://t.co/QVHhQInD1J

 

Win/Win.

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#1316
99% of the time I usually know what’s really going onThis Gaetz withdrawal is the 1%Nothing makes sense right now

DC Draino only pawn in game of life

#1317
16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
99% of the time I usually know what’s really going onThis Gaetz withdrawal is the 1%Nothing makes sense right now

DC Draino only pawn in game of life

What is catturd saying? 

#1318
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
🚨NEWS: Trump's new AG nominee Pam Bondi is the sister of the lawyer who represented Elon Musk & Tesla when they were charged with committing securities fraud.If confirmed, Bondi would be in a position to shut down DOJ's ongoing probe of Musk and Tesla. https://t.co/QVHhQInD1J

 

Of course.

#1319
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

The Hare Krishnas are the fourth largest army in the world. And they already have the airports.    -Bill Hicks

Hairy Fishnuts.

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#1321

As much as I enjoy Bloom County, and even though Breathed was a housemate of my older brother, Eyebeam was the superior accomplishment, and it isn’t close.

 

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#1322
7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’ve just come to the conclusion that my team (the Dems) are incompetent 

 

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#1323
8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

 

I mean I guess some people are into the look. 

Pam Bondi

A bottle of red, a bottle of white, whatever kind of mood I’m in tonight… 

#1324
13 hours ago, tx ind said:

Dotard keeps nominating all these people from Florida

it's not like Florida has a reputation for crazies.

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#1326
Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, Trump’s second pick for attorney general, made at least 276 weekday Fox appearances from August 2017 through Election Day, including 64 since January 2023. https://t.co/tRyXetCmop
Trump just nominated Pam Bondi for AG….she showed off her lawyering skills during Trump’s impeachment trial

 

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#1327
14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Another roly poly little batfaced girl.

You say that like it’s a bad thing. 

#1328
18 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

For those of us not wishing to give Fox News clicks, would you mind enlightening us?

In short, it says there are 4 appellate seats currently open that the Dems don’t have the votes to fill anyway, so they agreed to stop trying to fill them in exchange for Rs voting to appoint somewhere between 4 and 12 Biden nominees (the reporting is unclear on the exact number).

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#1329
BREAKING: Republican Senators are privately looking into obtaining Tulsi Gabbard’s FBI file given concerns over her pro-Russia policies. It looks like Gabbard could be the next Trump nominee to go down.

putin’s niece 

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#1330
https://t.co/hNu9IpUKja

 

#1331
30 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
https://t.co/hNu9IpUKja

 

 

maga : but, but socialism !!!!

#1333
so basically Loeffler (former CEO of crypto company Bakkt) and her husband Sprecher (current CEO of intercontinental exchange, which majority owns Bakkt) are selling Bakkt to Trump’s Truth Social and then conveniently being awarded a cabinet position, cool cool cool https://t.co/chSHsfiLS3

 

#1334
11 minutes ago, Pancho said:
so basically Loeffler (former CEO of crypto company Bakkt) and her husband Sprecher (current CEO of intercontinental exchange, which majority owns Bakkt) are selling Bakkt to Trump’s Truth Social and then conveniently being awarded a cabinet position, cool cool cool https://t.co/chSHsfiLS3

 

Remember, all of these folks who voted MAGA wanted to "drain the swamp."  So, obviously, the best way to do that is to set up a naked pay-to-play scheme where the super-rich trade monetary benefits granted to the president in exchange for positions of power.  Yep, that's how you root out corruption and such -- you make it the norm and the openly stated method of entry into government.

#1335
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember, all of these folks who voted MAGA wanted to "drain the swamp."  So, obviously, the best way to do that is to set up a naked pay-to-play scheme where the super-rich trade monetary benefits granted to the president in exchange for positions of power.  Yep, that's how you root out corruption and such -- you make it the norm and the openly stated method of entry into government.

The signature DJT achievement has been turning all the scummy little implicitly transactional dealings in American government into very explicitly scummy transactional dealing. 

#1336
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
so basically Loeffler (former CEO of crypto company Bakkt) and her husband Sprecher (current CEO of intercontinental exchange, which majority owns Bakkt) are selling Bakkt to Trump’s Truth Social and then conveniently being awarded a cabinet position, cool cool cool https://t.co/chSHsfiLS3

 

Welcome to the oligarchy!

#1339
14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this website insisted turnip had nothing to do with project 2025 and wouldn’t implement anything from it. Who was that?

Trump just picked Russell Vought

 

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#1340
16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this website insisted turnip had nothing to do with project 2025 and wouldn’t implement anything from it. Who was that?

Trump just picked Russell Vought

 

NEW: Trump selects Russ Vought, architect of Project 2025 chapter, to lead White House budget office

Vought has:
- Asserted presidential authorities to unilaterally claw back spending, w/o Congress
- Said "we are living in a post-Constitutional time"
- Has crafted plans for Trump to deploy the military to quash civil unrest and seize more control over the Justice Department
- Aggressive proponent of using "Schedule F" to strip protections from much of the federal workers 

#1341
BREAKING: Republican Senator Thom Thillis just demolished Donald Trump’s vetting for cabinet picks. Trump’s picks are an embarrassment to Republican Senators.

 

#1343
President-elect Donald Trump has picked Oregon Rep. Lori Chavez-DeRemer for Labor secretary and Dr. Janette Nesheiwat for surgeon general. Follow live updates. https://t.co/N01JI1PYkE

 

#1344
21 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
99% of the time I usually know what’s really going onThis Gaetz withdrawal is the 1%Nothing makes sense right now

DC Draino only pawn in game of life

The theory I'd heard was that putting him up for AG gave them the "cover" to kill the Ethics Report. He was told he had to get out of Congress and this was the deal he struck. He'll probably get rich from speaking engagements to other pervs.

#1345
5 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

The theory I'd heard was that putting him up for AG gave them the "cover" to kill the Ethics Report. He was told he had to get out of Congress and this was the deal he struck. He'll probably get rich from speaking engagements to other pervs.

Way too sophisticated.  Trump wanted a sycophant AG and Gaetz wanted the job.  Simple as that.  It backfired because dipshits.

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#1346
33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: Republican Senator Thom Thillis just demolished Donald Trump’s vetting for cabinet picks. Trump’s picks are an embarrassment to Republican Senators.

 

Breaking *and* demolished in one post

#1349
21 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

As much as I enjoy Bloom County, and even though Breathed was a housemate of my older brother, Eyebeam was the superior accomplishment, and it isn’t close.

 

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Big facts 

#1350
57 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Breaking *and* demolished in one post

Tillis occasionally shows signs of being a vertebrate.

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